Everybody's Doing It
Honor Marie Warren has barely escaped from MiserAlba's snatch and she's already being forced to pose for a magazine shoot. Every other celebwhore pimps out their babies right after they pop out, MiserAlba isn't any different. I blame Cash Warren. I also blame him for Honor's name. He doesn't want to be the only one in the family with an effed up name.
Before MiserAlba gave birth, she told The New York Daily News that she's not really talking to any magazines about baby pictures, “I haven’t really gotten any (offers) — not that I’m aware of. You have to understand, everything that is written is kind of bull."
MSNBC's The Scoop reports that she's lie-telling! She's apparently been in talks with UsWeekly, OK! and People. A source said, “She is part of the talks, I don’t know why she’d go out and say that."
MiserAlba's spokesbitch denies that they had talks with magazines before Honor was born, but several publications have expressed interest in the exclusive.
I'm not sure when MiserAlba is going to find the time for a photo shoot. She probably spends her days crying into her pillow person, attacking Cash with a hot razor and screaming at the nanny to "shut that baby up!"
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JD is such a class act. As for MiserAlba, I hope she had the brown baby she always wanted, though I doubt it.
Some people thrive on conflict and fighting. Those people appear on shows like "Jerry Springer" and they try to stir up conflict and fighting on blogs like Dlisted.
Any celebrity who would sell their baby's pictures to a magazine is a greedy attention whore...people with real class and breeding would never do such a thing.
Hi Dlisters who just appeared out of no where on this post.
Johnny's wifey is gorgeousilicious. She is not turning into a living skeleton.
Submitted by LoLo on June 10, 2008 - 1:20pm.
Righto LoLo.
P.S
I am not a fan of her or her idol, just making fun of her former name.
Submitted by HEART ANGELINA on June 10, 2008 - 12:35pm.
This is hardly two people in dresses throwing green chairs at one other.
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She's right, you know.
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My bunnies have a pet squirrel. We call her "Santa".
Lean Like A Chola!
I'm Back, Beechez! WHASHOWT!
How did this explode into an AJ thread? Jeebus!
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The world is full of little people like you
They have to read a book to learn what to do
Submitted by amle on June 10, 2008 - 4:38pm.
Glad to know we have a lot of JD to look forward to next year!
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The only gossip I'm interested in is in the Weekly World News - 'Woman's bra burst, 11 injured.' That kind of thing. -Johnny Depp
Submitted by dv8trix on June 10, 2008 - 11:15am.
Kizzy: I LURVE Don Juan de Marco! I'm romantical that way...
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me, too!
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Shantaram
Role: Lindsay
Release: 2009
Official site
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The Rum Diary
Role: Paul Kemp
Release: 2009
Official site
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Public Enemies
Role: John Dillinger
Release: 2009
Official site
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The Imaginarium of Doctor Parnassus
Role: No Role
Release: 2009
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LOTS of Johnny in '09.
Submitted by Clarisse on June 10, 2008 - 2:56pm.
amle,
The greatest thing about turning this into a Johnny Depp thread is that when MK get's back from his "Afternoon delight", he's going to want to know why the fuck there are over 270 comments on a MiserAlba post!!
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LOL
Maybe we will get an official Johnny Depp thread every day. ; )
amle,
The greatest thing about turning this into a Johnny Depp thread is that when MK get's back from his "Afternoon delight", he's going to want to know why the fuck there are over 270 comments on a MiserAlba post!!
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Dick happens!
Gone 2 hours and come back. Still talking about sweets. I am still thinking about Johnny as a vampire in Dark Shadows. heavy breathing
DebFrmHell on June 10, 2008 - 3:43pm.
"PSL, I would have given that doggie a good licking, for about three hours...lol"
Oh my gosh! I almost started a "reverse the dog and peanut butter" senario, then went naw, even i'm not that bad...LMAO!
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Dick happens!
Submitted by peaches on June 10, 2008 - 2:35pm.
Submitted by Raven on June 10, 2008 - 2:59pm.
hot and nice too .... *sigh*
Kind-hearted Depp Leaves Big Tip
26 May 2008 9:05 AM, PDT
Hollywood hunk Johnny Depp stunned a restaurant owner in Wisconsin recently, when he left a generous $3,000 (GBP1,500) tip for the waiting staff.
He's in Wisconson, eh? He must be glad to be there right now, considering who just moved into regular neighborhood in France!
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ROAD TRIP
Submitted by Kizzy on June 10, 2008 - 2:35pm.
LOVESCARROTTOP!!! ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ Where you been?? Have a Samoa...tell us your favorite Depp flick.
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Hey bebe! My favourite... hmm.... I liked The Astronaut's Wife or POTC. Totally effable in both.
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To Wong Foo - Thanks for everything.
Love Carrottopelina.
PSL, I would have given that doggie a good licking, for about three hours...lol
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Submitted by HEART ANGELINA on May 14, 2008 - 9:52pm.
:) I have been banned.
I just wanna say, that I have no intention of coming back. I really didn't expect to last as long as I did....
Clarisse, I have worked for a lot of Hollywood people, so I don't get starstruck very easily...but the Bale?!
I also saw Bradley Pitt years ago in his car....I ran in circles on the corner- my friend said I turned bright red, and he laughed at me for years about my behavior....
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"I'm undecided about you again....mightn't be right if you're not here...."
-Fiona Apple "Oh Sailor"
PSL,
I'm a jaded old maw, so not much excites me, but i would have passed out.
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Dick happens!
Submitted by Raven on June 10, 2008 - 2:59pm.
hot and nice too .... *sigh*
Kind-hearted Depp Leaves Big Tip
26 May 2008 9:05 AM, PDT
Hollywood hunk Johnny Depp stunned a restaurant owner in Wisconsin recently, when he left a generous $3,000 (GBP1,500) tip for the waiting staff.
He's in Wisconson, eh? He must be glad to be there right now, considering who just moved into regular neighborhood in France!
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*I used to Love Celebrities, now I just love to Hate them!*
Submitted by Raven on June 10, 2008 - 10:59am.
hot and nice too .... *sigh*
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He also frequently visits a childrens hospital where he reads to the sick kids.
Cancer ward I think.
Too lazy to go wiki right now.
Submitted by Clarisse on June 10, 2008 - 3:12pm.
PSL,
I feel like a 12year old, but all i can think to say is SHUT UP!!?!?!?! We need the deets!
Fun fact...Johnny Depp is playing Dillinger who's nickname was...wait....JackRABBIT!!!!
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JackRABBIT, same 1st name, same initials: it's fate I tell ya, fate.
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I'm sort of shy, and I'm not much of a talker, but if you poke me I'll probably rustle up a sentence or two.
Clarisse:
at the risk of repeating myself, because I know I have blabbed this story before....
I was running stairs and he was there....he stopped to pet my doggie, and told me she was very cute. I ran to the top of the stairs, called my friend while I was shaking, and said "OMG! Christian Bale just pet G!" I didn't bathe her for at least a month.....
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"I'm undecided about you again....mightn't be right if you're not here...."
-Fiona Apple "Oh Sailor"
PSL,
I feel like a 12year old, but all i can think to say is SHUT UP!!?!?!?! We need the deets!
The C word,
I'm better now. I had to walk it off.
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Fun fact...Johnny Depp is playing Dillinger who's nickname was...wait....JackRABBIT!!!!
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Dick happens!
I've met Christian Bale......sigh.....
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"I'm undecided about you again....mightn't be right if you're not here...."
-Fiona Apple "Oh Sailor"
hot and nice too .... *sigh*
Kind-hearted Depp Leaves Big Tip
26 May 2008 9:05 AM, PDT
Hollywood hunk Johnny Depp stunned a restaurant owner in Wisconsin recently, when he left a generous $3,000 (GBP1,500) tip for the waiting staff.
The Pirates of the Caribbean star dined with nine pals at Flanagan's Wine Review eatery during a break from filming his new movie Public Enemies.
And Depp enjoyed the meal so much, he felt the need to reward the staff with the hefty tip - despite his dinner costing just $5,120 (GBP2,560).
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gangsta beyotch ... WESTSIDE!!!!!
Submitted by Clarisse on June 10, 2008 - 2:54pm.
The C word,
Christian Bale is the only man alive that keeps Johnny off of the #1 slot on my "Actors I'd Like to Ride Like A Pony" list!
Oh gawd! I'm feelin all twitterpated!!!
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(waving fan at Clarisse)
Settle down or you'll never make it to the premiere.
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I'm sort of shy, and I'm not much of a talker, but if you poke me I'll probably rustle up a sentence or two.
Phew! That calls for an avie change!
Patrick Bateman, cum on down!
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Dick happens!
LovesJohnnyDepp on June 10, 2008 - 12:51pm
ROFLMAO @ JohnnyDepp Mask ... hahahaha
and YW!
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gangsta beyotch ... WESTSIDE!!!!!Submitted by
The C word,
Christian Bale is the only man alive that keeps Johnny off of the #1 slot on my "Actors I'd Like to Ride Like A Pony" list!
Oh gawd! I'm feelin all twitterpated!!!
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Dick happens!
Submitted by The C word on June 10, 2008 - 10:46am.
Just found out that Christian Bale is also going to be in the Dillinger movie with JD.
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*dies*
Submitted by loric on June 10, 2008 - 2:50pm.
It will definitely be a must see movie-that is almost too much hotness for one movie.
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I know...Clarisse's head almost blew off at the thought.
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I'm sort of shy, and I'm not much of a talker, but if you poke me I'll probably rustle up a sentence or two.
Submitted by Clarisse on June 10, 2008 - 2:48pm.
*stop*
*look around*
Christian Bale and Johnny Depp in a movie TOGETHER?
*die*
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Thought you might like that! ;)
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I'm sort of shy, and I'm not much of a talker, but if you poke me I'll probably rustle up a sentence or two.
Uh-oh, the BF's here...
*gets out JD mask*
I KID....(sorta)
Submitted by The C word on June 10, 2008 - 3:16pm.
Just found out that Christian Bale is also going to be in the Dillinger movie with JD.
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It will definitely be a must see movie-that is almost too much hotness for one movie.
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God be with you, dumbass.
The Depp Bunnies: I'm not only the President, I'm also a client!
THX Raven!
Submitted by dv8trix on June 10, 2008 - 12:47pm
yw!! :)
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gangsta beyotch ... WESTSIDE!!!!!
*stop*
*look around*
Christian Bale and Johnny Depp in a movie TOGETHER?
*dies*
*old ticker couldn't take it*
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Dick happens!
Submitted by Clarisse on June 10, 2008 - 2:45pm.
Kizzy,
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Hell, it took me awhile before I could type, and then all I managed at first was num num!!
That visual was the first thing that popped into my head, and it's on 'repeat'!! ***sighhhh
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♥♥ If you don't talk to your Cat about Catnip, who will? ♥♥
Raven: thanks from me & LJD!!! *snicker*
BRB...
Just found out that Christian Bale is also going to be in the Dillinger movie with JD.
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I'm sort of shy, and I'm not much of a talker, but if you poke me I'll probably rustle up a sentence or two.
Submitted by Raven on June 10, 2008 - 2:42pm.
Submitted by loric on June 10, 2008 - 12:39pm
i think it's a beautiful word .... heh .... he must be told he has a new faction of a fan club ...
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Sluts HWAT 4 Johnny (SH4D)?
or how about, the DEPP BUNNIES!!!!
Submitted by dv8trix on June 10, 2008 - 2:42pm.
GWADdamn, People copy-protected the pic! *pouting
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I tried too. Stingy bastards!! The NERVE....
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♥♥ If you don't talk to your Cat about Catnip, who will? ♥♥
Kizzy,
"Those pants are the kind that would just drop as soon as you undid the first button. "
Shit! That's a visual that's gonna make working a distraction this afternoon!
LCT!!!!!!!!!!!!!
'Ello to you and hot Gerry!
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Dick happens!
DV8 .. does this work?
Johnny Depp Hotness
i was able to save to my computer from there
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gangsta beyotch ... WESTSIDE!!!!!
Submitted by The C word on June 10, 2008 - 3:04pm.
Don't mean to hijack this thread, but saw this and thought you guys may be interested (SFW):
http://www.people.com/people/gallery/0,,20205332_3,00.html
It's on People so it must be true. ;)
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Thanks for the link! If it was in any other magazine besides People, I wouldn't believe it.
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God be with you, dumbass.
Submitted by loric on June 10, 2008 - 12:39pm
i think it's a beautiful word .... heh .... he must be told he has a new faction of a fan club ...
Deppaloonies UNITE!!
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gangsta beyotch ... WESTSIDE!!!!!
GWADdamn, People copy-protected the pic! *pouting*
Submitted by Clarisse on June 10, 2008 - 2:38pm.
The C word,
With Mad Madam Mim as your avie, you can do whatever the hell you want! 'Specially with pics like that!!!!
GawdDAMN!!!
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Enjoy Clarisse and dv8trix!!
(Like all the movies mentioned...thought he was sweet in 'Finding Neverland'.)
OffTopic: Clarisse - not sure if you saw my response to you the other day, but did have Maleficant as my 1st avie (prior to Lady Tremaine and Madame Medusa).
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I'm sort of shy, and I'm not much of a talker, but if you poke me I'll probably rustle up a sentence or two.
Submitted by M.E. on June 10, 2008 - 2:34pm.
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It was good, but trippy. Gave me serious flashbacks, hell, half the movie I thought I was fucked up! LOL.
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Sounds like my kind of movie, haha,
I'm going to have a Johnny Deppathon this weekend in honor of his Birthday.
My husband will be pissed but, whatevs.
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Submitted by The C word
The last time I was in court, I asked them for a People to put my right hand on instead...
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Submitted by HEART ANGELINA on May 14, 2008 - 9:52pm.
:) I have been banned.
I just wanna say, that I have no intention of coming back. I really didn't expect to last as long as I did....
Submitted by Clarisse on June 10, 2008 - 3:01pm.
Squeeze on in, baby. There's plenty of room with the other Deppaloonies!
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God be with you, dumbass.