Quick! Get Her ATM Code!

Is there ever a time that this stupid bitch isn't posing? If only some hoodlum had come up and mugged her! Why oh why doesn't anything bad like that ever happen to people like her? I got mugged in San Francisco years ago and the bastard stole my purse and broke my nose. I required six hours of reconstructive surgery to fix my shattered bridge. Have to say I got a fantastic nose job that I hadn't planned on getting but that ended up working out for me!

She banks at Wells Fargo. I can tell by the card. I used to work for Wells

Welllllllllllllll
HOW ABOUT YOU STOP POSTING ONLY THESE TWO UGLY ASS SIN MOTHERFUCKERS AND NOT CONTRIBUTE TO THEIR FUCKING FAME?

FUCKING DUH!

I just want to punch that horse right in her ugly man chin!
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Even Old Man Fonda is sick of this shit.

Worth over 3 mil? Do they own real estate or something?

yeah, SHE is cute, he is a nightmare.

HE is very "chucky" dollish...

She has a horse face.

Are douche dollars the same as real money?
The machine probably gave her pink Monopoly money with Spencer's face on them.

?&!
"Don't get me twisted with average fan losers you have encountered. I am not one of them."
"I am more of a manipulative bitch than a cunt"
"LOVE ANGELINA aka HEART ANGELINA"

Does he wear MAN MAKEUP?? I think he does!! He most definately looks like he does~!

These two could die and I wouldn't give a fuck. Actually, no. I'd be happy as a clam and dance on their graves.

these two make me violent.
homicidal mad.
i can't stomach them any more.
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these two can not even share a kiss convincingly.

horrible people!

Submitted by HEART ANGELINA on June 10, 2008 - 10:50am.
Damn she's cute. Anyway not a good idea to let paps take your pic while getting money out of the ATM. Bad idea.

...the only way to distract them is to make sure you flash your chocha!
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hot damn, ho, here we go again.

She looks beautiful. I love her. I saw her profile on millionaire dating site """""W e a l t h yR o m a n c e.c o m""""" last week. It is said she is dating young billionaire on that site.

i hate seeing any kind of news about The Hills. fucking pathetic

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Stupid ho's. Why do these two douche-lings exist, oh Lord?
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Submitted by JenM on June 10, 2008 - 8:43am.

Spencer has no "job" yet he is always in a business suit. Whats his deal?

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he "manages" Heidi!
Don't you remember their Red Carpet walk with a Boombox?

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"I'm feeling yummy head to toe- you see me- ain't got no patience so let's go...."
-Gwen Stefani "Yummy"

Submitted by parissucksliterally on June 10, 2008 - 11:40am.

****also sobbing***** WHY, ladies? WHY? WHAT on earth could possibly make you agree to do this?

No. This takes douche to the nth degree. I can smell the vinegar from HERE, it's so douche.

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Spencer has no "job" yet he is always in a business suit. Whats his deal?

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OKAY NOT TO MENTION YOU CAN'T STOP A DOG FACE WITH A SOCK STRAP OR A BOOT FACE SMASH YOU KNOW!

Kizzy:

NO. I am NOT......(sobbing)
I just saw a report on the news (I live in L.A., which is the only reason this would be news)
Evidently, the girl who gets booted, has to grab her luggage and leave soaking wet in her bikini.....if this isn't the epitome of Douche, I don't know what is.....

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"I'm feeling yummy head to toe- you see me- ain't got no patience so let's go...."
-Gwen Stefani "Yummy"

Submitted by parissucksliterally on June 10, 2008 - 11:33am

Please tell me you're kidding.

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Speaking of skanky douches:

BRODY JENNER just got his own SHOW. Winner gets to HANG OUT with Brody and his "entourage" in Hollywood....the "elimination ceremony" will take place in a HOT TUB.

AAAAAAAAARRRRRGGGGGGHHHHH!
*head in hands, shaking*

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"I'm feeling yummy head to toe- you see me- ain't got no patience so let's go...."
-Gwen Stefani "Yummy"

Sheeps,

I know it. What happened to the old days when people spent quality time looking for a reputable bank and then getting to know their banker before making a deposit?

I'm so glad he finally shaved.

Cochino sheeps! LMAO

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Submitted by parissucksliterally on June 10, 2008 - 4:17pm.

$4.31/ gallon here! wait that was yesterday, I'll bet it's $4.40 this morning.....sigh

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Really? I feel so bad for you guys. It's like £1. 50 in some places over here. I hope it doesnt get that high over here.

~*~"But I don't believe there's a rule book, and I don't believe I have to live by society's standards." ~ Xtina~*~

Britney Vs Christina - Battle of the fake blondes
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k-hRmiXL51I

I'm guessing her ATM code is:
OSCAR.
Or, uh, is that spelled, OSKAR. AWSKUR. OSSCOR.
Well, maybe she's not the best speller... but someday she's gonna win one of them things.

Submitted by madam s. on June 10, 2008 - 8:17am.
If you are getting ANY sort of anal contact while withdrawing money, it means the person behind you in the ATM line is much, much too close.

Plus there's often a separate, shorter line for quick deposits.

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LOL Madam s.! Don't people believe in personal space anymore?

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madams.
that's good to know. hahahaha
PSL
i told the attendent at the gas station he's going to have to start pulling my hair and kissing me while I'm getting fucked.

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Cause your mouth's writing checks that your ass can't cash.

sheeps
for some money for gas, you can stick furniture up my ass.

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Cause your mouth's writing checks that your ass can't cash.

christine the hoff,

If you are getting ANY sort of anal contact while withdrawing money, it means the person behind you in the ATM line is much, much too close.

CTH:

hahahhahahhaa....I feel violated at the gas pumps too...I want to cry every time I fill up!

$4.31/ gallon here! wait that was yesterday, I'll bet it's $4.40 this morning.....sigh

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"I'm feeling yummy head to toe- you see me- ain't got no patience so let's go...."
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I'm not surprised Heidi is the one withdrawing cash. I don't think Spencer ponies up for any of their dates.

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Submitted by christine the hoff on June 10, 2008 - 8:15am.
I myself enjoy a nice anal violation after I get money.... no wait, that's when I pump gas.

Yeah, I don't want to PAY to be violated.

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Cherchant des clubs qui offrent le service de la danse contacte.

Oh Dang, I forgot about LCT putting in her 2-week notice.. I hope she gets back on soon!!

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Sheeps
I myself enjoy a nice anal voilation after I get money....
no wait, that's when I pump gas.
nevermind.

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Submitted by DebFrmHell on June 10, 2008 - 11:11am.
Haven't seen LCT since she quit her job...miss her magnificent sense of play.

For reals!! Who else am I going to plan and plot adventures with? Rolling Girl-Scouts just isn't the same without her....***sniffle

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The Big D is awesome!

Submitted by oklahoma on June 10, 2008 - 11:08am.

I have no idea! I haven't seen her or YourMomAte in days! Grasshopper lost without senseis. Grasshopper start funny on Naomi thread... got crickets. Grasshopper need more riffing training.

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Haven't seen LCT since she quit her job...miss her magnificent sense of play.

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No comment!

Kizzy *pets tail* She def got some head lice & whiskers embedded in her chin from cuddling w/ Spence.. Gross!!! Or maybe he got whiskers from cuddling w/ her.. who knows!

Where is LCT??

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I'm a soldier, I done told ya, don't Make me Fuck you up! Leave your head bust, I'm a head busta, man, I don't give a Fuck!

"JUGS69" - lol!!

I still have managed to avoid ever watching anything with these two media whores in it. I plan to continue that strategy.

Submitted by oklahoma on June 10, 2008 - 11:01am.

Wonder what else she picked up from snuggling with Spencer?

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CHANEL scarf alert in kissing pic, MK. I'm almost positive Spencie meant that for vous.

LMAO @ Stock Broker..

Also,, Only 3 Million!! Lame!! Did anyone see their now commercial on Mtv.. Makes me mad.. Pete Wentz is in it too.. Fuckery!

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I'm a soldier, I done told ya, don't Make me Fuck you up! Leave your head bust, I'm a head busta, man, I don't give a Fuck!

Anyone remember the scene in "American Psycho" when Bale tries to shove the kitten in the ATM Machine?

That's what I want to do to these 2.

Well she def snuggled w/ spence, look how greasy her face is!! She looks fat! LOL

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I'm a soldier, I done told ya, don't Make me Fuck you up! Leave your head bust, I'm a head busta, man, I don't give a Fuck!

What is she doing with her lips while kissing? Ack!

Is her password "Twit" or "Twat"?

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Submitted by Sheeps on June 10, 2008 - 10:54am.

What, like you guys don't kiss after a fast-cash withdrawal? There's no romance anymore...

Sheeps, you really need to stop visiting the dockys.