Tuesday, June 10th 2008

Peter Andre's Daddy Sauce

Peter Andre was named "Daddy of the Year" by Daddies Sauce today in London. Something tells me that Peter's own "daddy sauce" is a lot like Charlie Sheen's prostitute tranny-infested sperm. They should go into business together.

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James_Haven's picture

Nasty!

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I've heard what people are saying, and it's a very weird thing. They're going into a realm where it's something that's almost ugly, rather than something that can be so beautiful.

The only thing that would make this picture gayer would be a commercial for it featuring Neil Sedaka playing a pink piano with a naked twink on it while Larry Craig taps his foot to the beat.

Manimal5's picture

So that's what Hulk Hogan spreads on Brookes' ass.

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devilgirl's picture

I am on a Frankie Delgado kick today, but doesn't he look like Brody Jenner's pal Frankie?

alam0de114's picture

Peter Andre's still alive?

BRADIFUL BITCH's picture

Ewwwwwww, daddies Sauce?
Butt sauce.
Nasteee.

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letinstar's picture

nothing straight here to see...
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Sensimina's picture

I would want Daddie's Sauce squirted all over my chip butty, that's for sure.

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Clarisse's picture

A chip butty!?!?!? Damn it that ain't a French Fry sammie!!! Brilliant!

I've put chips (crisps) on a sammie, but never had a French Fry sammie!!!

Chip Butty. It's what's for dinner!

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cornpone's picture

I love Peter Andre! Such tiny, delicate hands...

DreamyAguileraEyes's picture

Submitted by DebFrmHell on June 10, 2008 - 5:07pm.
@DAE, ya'll had me from Shephard's Pie!!! (Things I cannot find in Texas)
***weeping softly***

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Ewwwww. I hate Shephard pie. Now, a nice chip butty is a different matter.

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Clarisse's picture

Mmmmm, Olive Gardens salad and breadsticks..................................

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Sensimina's picture

Shit, I'm hungry now! Robbie and I are going to the Olive Garden for the first time (I usually go to an authentic Italian place, but the salad and breadsticks commercial got me). What's good there?

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DebFrmHell's picture

CTH~~~hahahahahahahaha, pots? pan? cook? Plates? Cleanup? Me? hahahahahahahahaha!

You are now Officially THE Funniest Person On the Planet!!!!

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Clarisse's picture

angel_i,
I have two of the demon spawn in my house too! Fact, if they could open the fridge, i wouldn't be allowed in the house!

Sensimina,
Oh Ritter!!! Mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm!
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KD's picture

Do they do awards like that so they don't have to pay people for endorsements?

Nicholeoleoleo's picture

About time that he got rid of that blond mess.

I don't know why I like him, but I do. He's such a good dad, so that's probably why.

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JuneStar's picture

american chocolate is nasty. smells like poo.

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christine the hoff's picture

debfrmhell, make shepherds pie!
ground beef, onions and peas, mashed potatos on top.

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DebFrmHell's picture

@DAE, ya'll had me from Shephard's Pie!!! (Things I cannot find in Texas)
***weeping softly***

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DreamyAguileraEyes's picture

@ Sensimina - We had purple too. I remember by brother buying the green and calling it "boogie sauce"!! My ketchup has to be red or i'm not eating it!

I don't like Ritter Sport. Give me Cadbury's anyday!

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Nancyboy's picture

Mmmm. Love Daddies Sauce.

Both kinds.

Sensimina's picture

DAE -

I LOVE RITTER SPORT chocolate. The kind with the biscuit.

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Sensimina's picture

DAE - We had green ketchup, too. AND PURPLE. I seen dis at a diner. The texture was really nasty and I couldn't eat my cheeseburger after I saw that gross purple shit all over it.

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Submitted by JuneStar on June 10, 2008 - 4:52pm.
Brit's have weird snackies in general!! I heard that the ketchup is better over there! true?

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Yes! So is our chocolate, how you lot can eat that American stuff is beyond me (yes I've had American chocolate - It made be sick)

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jussayin's picture

you got me deep in Whoville right now...

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kdracofan's picture

pathetic

Such a cuttie. His photos were seen at millionaire persoanals site ******W e a l t h y R o m a n c e . c o m*****last week. It is said he is already in relationship with a young beautiful woman on that site now. ?☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆???☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆

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he has such a bad case of Gay Face. i don't understand or believe that this guy is straight.

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Submitted by Sensimina on June 10, 2008 - 4:50pm.
DreamyAguileraEyes-

You're British...WTF is Daddie's Sauce? You guys have some strange ass condiments over there!

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It's Tomato Ketchup. Daddy Sauce is just the brand name.It's normal to us! lmao, I don't know if you guys have this but we also (at one time, I'm not sure if it's made) had green tomato ketchup.

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Britney Vs Christina - Battle of the fake blondes
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k-hRmiXL51I

JuneStar's picture

Brit's have weird snackies in general!! I heard that the ketchup is better over there! true?

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Submitted by madam s. on June 10, 2008 - 10:43am.
I wonder if Daddies Sauce is caliente?
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Sensimina's picture

DreamyAguileraEyes-

You're British...WTF is Daddie's Sauce? You guys have some strange ass condiments over there!

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Submitted by Clarisse on June 10, 2008 - 10:42am.

angel_i,
I see BUNNEHS!!!!!

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Yay!!! Those are my bitches...this one coming up is bitchy too, but she's smaller so she never sunbathes anymore:(

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JuneStar's picture

Completely OT but I'm looking at the ad for Weeds, and how great that show is!!! I just finished season 2. I hope 3 and 4 are really good.

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madam s.'s picture

I wonder if Daddies Sauce is caliente?

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Tomorrow we'll get a news report about how his (ahem) buddy, David Gest, was admitted to hospital with unexplained burns on his no-no parts.

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Submitted by Sheeps on June 10, 2008 - 8:41am.

UK women must feel a twinge when they ask a waitress for some daddies sauce for their eggs.

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a twinge of what? nausea? cramps?

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Clarisse's picture

angel_i,
I see BUNNEHS!!!!!

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madam s.'s picture

angel_i,

Ew indeed. Never accept a BLT with DS if you're at the Simpsons' house.

DreamyAguileraEyes's picture

Credit where it's due, Peter does actually seem to be a caring & loving dad - even with Harvey. Congrats to him.

~*~"But I don't believe there's a rule book, and I don't believe I have to live by society's standards." ~ Xtina~*~

Britney Vs Christina - Battle of the fake blondes
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k-hRmiXL51I

Sheeps's picture

UK women must feel a twinge when they ask a waitress for some daddies sauce for their eggs.

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Clarisse's picture

Peter Andre's Daddy Sauce???? Not right before LUNCH!!! Dammit!

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Submitted by madam s. on June 10, 2008 - 10:39am.
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EEEEW!

Two girls, one jar.

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Sensimina,

Unnecessary. I believe the Simpson girls bottle their own homemade Daddies Sauce.

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Congratulations??? I wonder what the criteria was for person who is the winner.

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angel_i's picture

Did anyone see the movie Idiocracy? It's a delightfully simplistic discourse on the decline of North American Society. This looks like a very good example of where were headed if we don't get some shit outta control.

PS. I might put Daddy Sauce on my food. But only in private. And I would never even show it to my kid!

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RichBitch's picture

It's so weird, after see him and Katie Price (Jordon) host The Sunday Night Project at the weekend I've kinda fallen for them as a couple. So cute and funny together.

I will now whip myself in shame.

parissucksliterally's picture

At least his hair isn't blonde......I'm saying something nice...

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bwahahahaa! HE is so loving his Daddies Sauce.
He's so gay he's almost gayellish.

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