Tuesday, June 10th 2008
Get This Penis Off My Back!
A little baby in China was reportedly born with an extra peen on his back. The baby was born to a farmer and his wife in China's Henan province. The Sun reports that the condition is called fetus in fetu. He was taken to the hospital and the extra peen was removed. Thankfully, baby is fine after surgery and all is well. Dick happens!
Why can't I wake up with an extra dick on my back? I mean, a permanent dick on my back. It would make life so much more interesting.
The NSFWish picture of baby with a peen on his back is after the jump. JUMP!!!
um... do the Chinese believe in circumsision? on extra penises?
I don't believe this either, but I did see a show on Discovery (the scariest channel ever) about a woman in the Middle East who went in to have a tumor removed from her abdomen, and it was a long-dead baby. It was a pregnancy from something like 40 years before that never was born.
Of course the title of the show was "Pregnant for 40 Years" or something like that - I thought it was about the Duggars but it wasn't.
omg how kinky is that? could you think of the possibilities if they had allowed it to stay. He'd be a walking orgy. when he grew older that is..eww....n/m that was almost perverted.
I will not click on link. I will not click on link. I will not click on link. Okay, *tightly closing little sock monkey eyes* I'm gonna click the link.
Tell me what it looks like. Oh, wait...I KNOW what a peen looks like, but I still ain't gonna look!
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The Sun also reports on ghost sitings and UFO landings. Not the best reputation.
Submitted by Size 8 on June 10, 2008 - 6:14pm.
That penis is circumsized. Did they circumsize it just in case he wanted to keep it?
Hoax.
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That penis is circumsized. Did they circumsize it just in case he wanted to keep it?
Hoax.
Better it was on his back rather than his head so everybody would call him "dickhead" @yeasterdays trash queen- LMAO!
While I find nothing in a Google search for a more legitimate source than The Sun, this is a legitimate condition, and babies are born with much more than an extra penis attached to them in an odd area.
The fetus in fetu condition is when identical twins do not fully separate but one twin "absorbs" the other. Sometimes the absorption is complete, and nothing remains outside the body, but sometimes it is not, as seems to be the case for this baby. In any event, this is easy to remove and not likely to cause long-term damage or scarring.
More here: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fetus_in_fetu
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That is fake. The Sun is like The Enquirer.
Honestly, I think it's a skin tag. Not so uncommon. Skin tags shaped like penises are infinitely more interesting but, quite frankly, I think it's just one of God's little funnies.
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I'm not believing this one. Why would the penis be on the back? And have you seen a penis on a newborn baby boy? Much smaller than that thing. Much much smaller.
I shouldn't have jumped. If I didn't know I was going to hell I know now.
ROTFFLMBAO!!!!
You should have said...not safe for looking at when eating lunch... :(
Anyways, it brings a whole new meaning to monkey on your back...or is that something else...damn!
Looks like Brad Pitts turtle came out of its shell.
Awwww poor baby, he looks cute from back what i can see (Which is his back)good thing they removed that thing, even though i couldnt even tell what it was
@Submitted by Stay-lo on June 10, 2008 - 12:56pm.
Ain't it the truth?
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@Submitted by Sluttsville on June 10, 2008 - 12:45pm.
Here's a napkin for your mouth.
Sorry about that. :)
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Submitted by Sluttsville on June 10, 2008 - 10:00am.
he can get serviced while watching ESPN Sports Center.
HAHAHAHAHA.
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its a baby pic of little justy timberdork, bringing sexy back.
Ew. But I am glad the baby is ok.
I will but that back penis!!!
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I don't want to be mean BUT flashes of "Deliverance"
danced through my head....
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eeewwww and yeah, why does this stuff always happen in Asia. It's like a circus side show over there...that's it, I'm moving there
OK, what ever you do don't Google fetus in fetu Images, haha, gross.
Glad they removed it.
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Poor thing. I'm glad he's okay.
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Wow. I can't believe the parents let it be photographed. If this were my child, I would never humiliate him in that way!! It's going to be hard enough for him to have a large scar, but for everyone to know of the unfortunate deformity?? That's so cruel ... Dumbass parents ...
Pregnant Dude gave birth to ~that~ ?
Editing because it's a thread about a baby and a birthmark, I love babies!!!!
Would it have functioned properly? Oh, the questions! The possibilities!
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Fer sure maybe, fer sure not, fer sure eh, fer sure bomb...
Submitted by platypus on April 9, 2008 - 5:12pm.
Chuck Norris didn't excuse Steven's beauty
OH, My!
These kind of shit always happens in Asia!
you can do that with a regular frontal peen
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hot damn, ho, here we go again.
Submitted by M.E. on June 10, 2008 - 12:36pm.
Ok, the pic is really small and I'm sorry, why did it look like a circumcised peen?
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Exactly. It's just too weird.
Submitted by jussayin on June 10, 2008 - 12:57pm.
...what the hell do you do with a back peen? lol
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Are you kidding me....he can get serviced while watching ESPN Sports Center.
Submitted by Sluttsville on June 10, 2008 - 12:43pm.
I'm glad the baby is okay....but he is probably going to be so pissed when he gets older that it was removed
...what the hell do you do with a back peen? lol
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hot damn, ho, here we go again.
Submitted by YesterdaysTrashQueen
HA HA in that case I have a dick on my back as well..
Submitted by Mrs.Kravitz on June 10, 2008 - 12:46pm.
Yes, if it was real the tiny tot cock would more likely have been inside the stomach cavity.
I feel this is a birth mark, mutch like Gorbie had on his head, and it just happens to look like a penis.
"strawberries" isnt that what cha call them?
My parents had the same issue when i was bon, thank god they let me keep my nay-nis. Id be lost with out my dickgina
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Even Old Man Fonda is sick of this shit.
This kind of stuff seriously freaks me out about having a baby.
I wish the family and that baby well...
It is as fake as Posh's tits
This condition does exist, but it is very rare and it happens internally, not externally.
http://abcnews.go.com/Health/story?id=4866991
It is phenomenon called "fetus in fetu," or baby within a baby, said Jay Grosfeld, a professor of pediatric surgery at Indiana University who has written about the "exceptionally rare" condition.
In the first month of pregnancy while developing in the womb, Grosfeld said, one twin "enters into the other through the umbilical cord where it assumes a parasitic position in regard to the host baby. After birth, it presents as an abdominal mass."
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Submitted by YesterdaysTrashQueen on June 10, 2008 - 12:38pm.
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lol, I just spewed Nip Chee crackers all over my screen.
I'm glad the baby is okay....but he is probably going to be so pissed when he gets older that it was removed
Poor kid!
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Is that real? Looks like photoshop...
Big whoop. I got a dick on my back too.
It's called my boyfriend.
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Fake, Fake, Fakety FAKE.
I don't buy it.
Ok, the pic is really small and I'm sorry, why did it look like a circumcised peen?
WTF?
The reverse cowboy is so passe anyway.
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I'm speechless.
Surprised Sharon Stone hasn't chimed in blaming "karma" on this.
Karen Flatts.. Bwahahaaa.. Funny!!
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Bullshit par excellence.
Fetus in fetu is a developmental abnormality in which a fetus gets enveloped inside its twin and an entire living organ system with torso and limbs can develop inside the host.
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