Hot Tub Eliminations?!
Wonky McValtrex isn't the only raggedy tampon looking for a best friend on MTV. Brody Jenner has just been given his own reality show on MTV called "Bromance." Yes, Bromance. And it gets even douchier. The six episode series will follow a bunch of dudes as they compete to win Brody's love.....I mean...his friendship.
This douche extravaganza will be produced by Ryan Gaycrest. You know Gaycrest cried when he was told he couldn't be a contestant.
Challenges will include circle jerk on a pizza and a Shia LaDouche bitch slap match. You know, typical hazing shit.
Each episode will end with a "hot tub elimination ceremony." That reminds of that disgusting video of the girl shitting in a hot tub! I'm sure Brody's ceremony will be very similar. A hot tub full of shit! Anyway, the eliminated dude will have to get out of the hot tub and leave the house dripping wet. I'm sure Gaycrest is hiding cameras in the jacuzzi jets.
Source: People
Thanks Mike
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Only five people will watch this show. I am being generous when I say that.
Am I recalling correctly that Brody had a really greasy, oily fat brother?
And this Bro person is just as douchey as that Douche King, Spencer Pratt. What douches they both are.
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"I'm calling in fat tomorrow"
Stupid pointy nipple douche!
Submitted by DiamondDawg on June 10, 2008 - 3:34pm.
O.M.G. LMFAO at your story.
You are a true friend.
I remember some horrible nights like that in college, but none of them produced the absurd amount of diahrreah that you talked about.
How could one person hold that much shit? And wth did she eat that night?
I mean, explosions are expected and accepted after a night of heavy Mexican, but usually one is able to keep it directed into the toilet.
You deserve an award.
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James Haven was supposed to be the star of this show but he turned it down. He couldn't get Marky Mark and Dr. Dre to agree to appear. They said "conflicting schedules". James Haven hates when they get all diva. The last straw came when Vince Neil pulled out saying he couldn't promote the Motley Crue reunion if he was on the show! If it wasn't for James Haven, there wouldn't be a Motley Crue! But that's another story.......
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I've heard what people are saying, and it's a very weird thing. They're going into a realm where it's something that's almost ugly, rather than something that can be so beautiful.
who keeps greenlighting these douche dick reality shows?
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sexy motherfucker...
Submitted by madam s. on June 10, 2008 - 5:03pm.
I want to see what happened next on that hot tub video. It was left like a cliff hanger.
LMAO me too.
Who the fuck cares about Douchey Jenner.
I want to know if that poop was real or a joke. :)
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Not even Bravo wanted this shit. A reality show to find a "friend". What happens at the end? confetti showering the "winner" with him holding a bouquet of roses? Is there a rose ceremony like on the bachelor? then what? Doing the TV rounds a la American Idol? Go on Larry King's show as the newly crowned "friend"? Is there a cash prize? or is the cash prize Brody's sloppy second chicks & dicks? ROTFLMAO!!!!!!!!!
ohmygawd. I wud love to run my hands down that chest, on into his treasure trail and then grab hold of his boogie board....mmmmmmmm...jizz city.
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"Oh, really? Did she like it?"
"I just love being a whore - you meet the most fascinating paint salesmen and curtain-rod manufacturers!"
Doucheriffic! Yeah, unless the season finale ends with Brody getting gang raped in the hot tub, I won't be watching...I despise this douchetard.
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Sorry, Roger, you are tiger now...
who thought this shit up? I call for an end to reality TV...the fake shit of years past was more believable.
http://thevinylvillage.wordpress.com
Yikes, I read about this at celebrityprayerlist.com this morning too. Why is Ryan Seacrap producing TV shows? They sound awful.
madam s-- It WAS a cliffhanger! She just put her head down, and the rest of them bolted. Did they start yelling at her, or did she just run screaming, never to be heard from again?
Although, to be honest, I enjoy a little more build up in dramatic scenes. It was like "Is this going to take long?" closely followed by fart noises, screams, and a cloud of poop and scrambling legs and arms. Meanwhile, we are left to ponder the fate of the pooper and the poopees.
Oh, finally...the male equivalent of Anthead's "Shot At Hep"...and just as fake. *Nobody* likes this jerk-on-a-stick. Where's he going for find friends? The open call will only bring in day-laborers looking for a hot lunch..and once they realize where they are I'm sure starvation would be preferable
I want to see what happened next on that hot tub video. It was left like a cliff hanger.
That vid is so fake. Like Bro-dee is fake. Bromance? Really? You're sure? You're postive you want to do that Brody-with-the-douche-tattoo-in-Olde-English lettering? Olde English? Whose idea was that? Your mom's? Like putting your name in your Under-roos, just now it's on your body so you can just check the mirror whenever you forget who you are.
Fail.
check out the cheesy freaking company Brody works for... yes he has a day job hawking crappy gothic jewelry:
http://tinyurl.com/3usw6h
@Bradi
It is part of my new campaign to become a Hawt Slut of the Day.
LOL. Since i have been called by various other names, all of which I either earned or enjoyed.
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Submitted by HEART ANGELINA on May 14, 2008 - 9:52pm.
:) I have been banned.
I just wanna say, that I have no intention of coming back. I really didn't expect to last as long as I did....
Submitted by DiamondDawg on June 10, 2008 - 5:11pm.
Gosh, there are more details. This is why I didn't want to tell the story, it takes so long to tell.
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CAN'T. STOP. LAUGHING.
My s/o just came to check on me; he was that worried.
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I'm sort of shy, and I'm not much of a talker, but if you poke me I'll probably rustle up a sentence or two.
The only shit and puke I'll bus is my kids and my own.
DebFrmHell:
I lurve your sig.
?&!
"Don't get me twisted with average fan losers you have encountered. I am not one of them."
"I am more of a manipulative bitch than a cunt"
"LOVE ANGELINA aka HEART ANGELINA"
I just hate it when the blooper goes down the pooper tube...
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Submitted by HEART ANGELINA on May 14, 2008 - 9:52pm.
:) I have been banned.
I just wanna say, that I have no intention of coming back. I really didn't expect to last as long as I did....
Gosh, there are more details. This is why I didn't want to tell the story, it takes so long to tell.
Me and the guys had a hard time keeping her still - she was so drunk and incoherent. She was tall and gangly and as soon as one of us got a grip on her, she'd slip and fall over. When it first started we were all red-faced looking at each other, but then every time something happened -- like she would mumble to us she needed to go to the toilet we'd pull her pants down and then she'd smear the wall with poop that was on her hand -- we would just bust out laughing. We were laughing so hard we forgot to hold her up. A coupla times we just left her on the toilet slumped against the wall while we vainly tried to clean up. There was one point were she realized we were laughing and she started crying. That's when I told the guys it was time to stop trying to help. They had diarrhea on their shoes and clothes, too. We all did.
_Submitted by parissucksliterally on June 10, 2008 - 5:09pm.
Lolo, how was your birthday? I didn't see you yesterday....
I love that you remember dates like that!
It was pretty good. I saw some good jazz, had a banana cream pie, got a little buzzed and silly.
Now im back at work today, not lovin not being one of those hos who own a private island!
BUT if i had a private island, i would totaly have the d-listers over to play at my house!
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Even Old Man Fonda is sick of this shit.
_Submitted by DebFrmHell on June 10, 2008 - 5:07pm.
Ohhhh girl my ass is in the shop.
Im getting some implants in my blooper area for more meaningful blooping times!
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Even Old Man Fonda is sick of this shit.
Lolo, how was your birthday? I didn't see you yesterday....
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"I'm undecided about you again....mightn't be right if you're not here...."
-Fiona Apple "Oh Sailor"
Today's threads seem to have a lot of shit in them...
LoLo I knew you couldn't leave me. Where is your magnificent ass avie BTW?
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Submitted by HEART ANGELINA on May 14, 2008 - 9:52pm.
:) I have been banned.
I just wanna say, that I have no intention of coming back. I really didn't expect to last as long as I did....
_Submitted by DebFrmHell on June 10, 2008 - 4:56pm
Come to me! I will protect you fro the poo!
HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA!!!!!!!!
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Even Old Man Fonda is sick of this shit.
@D Dawg!!!!
***kicks over a bucket, lays on the floor with LoLo and faints from hyperventilation and laughter***
The Alhambra is the kicker for that story!
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Submitted by HEART ANGELINA on May 14, 2008 - 9:52pm.
:) I have been banned.
I just wanna say, that I have no intention of coming back. I really didn't expect to last as long as I did....
Diamond, you are a good friend. That poor girl will be remembered as a shitter for the rest of her life...how humiliating...
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"I'm undecided about you again....mightn't be right if you're not here...."
-Fiona Apple "Oh Sailor"
Submitted by ♥ on June 10, 2008 - 1:50pm.
Submitted by DiamondDawg on June 10, 2008 - 4:44pm.
Wow, you are a brave pooper trooper. Sorry to say, if I'd been you I'd have been barfing everywhere so then there would have been poop AND barf. Not pretty.
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I forgot about that part!!! I don't think I barfed, but I think she did and I GAGGED. Oh my gawd, I'm just now realizing I might have post traumatic stress disorder!!!
Submitted by DiamondDawg on June 10, 2008 - 4:44pm.
Wow, you are a brave pooper trooper. Sorry to say, if I'd been you I'd have been barfing everywhere so then there would have been poop AND barf. Not pretty.
Submitted by DiamondDawg on June 10, 2008 - 4:44pm.
OH MY GOD I CANT GET OVER YOUR STORY!!!!!!!!
*farts and fans it out of office door for others to enjoy*
JESUS! I hope she said she was SORRY! BLECH!
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Even Old Man Fonda is sick of this shit.
LOL @ LOLO. Thanks, Karen Flats, I never thought I was doing anything great. I was just MORTIFIED that our professors/chaperones would find out and see what was going on. I still wonder if there was an extra charge to the bill after we checked out (it was paid by the college). All those soiled towels! I swear I did my best to rinse them out. Rinse, rinse, rinse. But dayum, it was SH*T for cryin out loud. I was never the same after that day. ha ha.
Oh. And nevermind that I DID NOT get the hook-up I was so anticipating. He was such a cute boy. I wish I could remember his name!! When the hell are they going to invent time travel machines?
DiamondDawg-- My guess is she drinks to forget. If I were you, I'd drink to forget too.
Oh, and you get the Best Friend EVER Award.In HISTORY. In the UNIVERSE. Anyone who cleans up their friend's poop for hours on end has a special place in Heaven waiting for them. Or at the end of the bar.
_Submitted by DiamondDawg on June 10, 2008 - 4:34pm.
HOLY SHIT!
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH HA HA HA HA!!!!!!
what???????
*dies*
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Even Old Man Fonda is sick of this shit.
Ok. I posted the poopy jacuzzi at the other forum and almost got banned.
Ok. since you all don't know me in RL...here's the story:
In undergrad I did a semester abroad in Madrid, Spain with about 6 other kids from my college. The other kids in the program were from Middlebury. It was a language and culture immersion program and we took A LOT of field trips. The big wow field trip was going to Sevilla and Granada. Granada has the ALhambra which pretty much blows the mind of the world. Well, we took this trip during HOLY WEEK and holy week in Spain is a full week of wild drunken-ness. We were only like 19 and we weren't used to drinking SO MUCH SANGRIA all the time. We just went crazy. We were drunk like 24/7. The night before we were supposed to go see the Alhambra in Granada we went on a particularly wild binge. Two guys from Middlebury came back to me and my friend Suzanne's room to drink some more (this was about 1am). Just as we were getting warmed up to ~ ahem ~ get warmed up, my friend Suzanne went to the bathroom. She was in there FOREVER. So I went in to check on her. I went into the bathroom which was rather LARGE (I think as big as Hulk Hogan's son's barfroom). She was slumped on the toilet and poop was sloshing out over the side. Some was in the toilet. I said "Oh my G-d" and I LITERALLY had to wipe her clean. Yes, my hand on her buttt. Well, as soon as I got done wiping her off, SHE FULL ON DIARRHEA POOPED ALL OVER THE TOILET AND FLOOR. It went on and on. The guys were on the other side of the door and were asking what was wrong. I told them I couldn't tell them. But then they smelled the STINK. I said, its really bad in here you guys. They offered to help and I finally let them. We all took turns trying to hold my friend up, then down (seated on the toilet, on the floor and even in the shower!!). We tried to get her clothes on, but there was no point cuz she kept pooping so we finally undressed her. There was SH*T EVERYWHERE in the bathroom. I finally made the guys leave - after getting them to bring me like 20 towels. I stayed up until about 5am cleaning up that mess.
So that's how I saw the Alhambra. 3 hours later, totally hung over (still drunk is more like it!), hoping I didn't stink like SH*T and horribly embarrassed for my friend and the guys we had been hanging out with.
The glorious Alhambra:
http://www.fincalamaroma.com/excursions/Granada,%20the%20Alhambra%20at%2...
Funny thing about the whole thing is that I totally quit drinking like 15 years ago. My friend Suzanne still drinks. I think she should quit. lol
Yeah, Hekki I think it looks a bit fake too.Like it was rehearsed.. B/c like the other two girls are all sitting close to each other, she is off alone. I'd think that guy would be close to one of the hookahs.. but nooo.. He's like, I'll be in this clip, but I won't be "In, IN" LOL Like she must have had a lot built up in her system.. Dayum!
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I'm a soldier, I done told ya, don't Make me Fuck you up! Leave your head bust, I'm a head busta, man, I don't give a Fuck!
Poopy jacuzzi! Oh no! But why is the poop girl wearing a cardigan? I think it's fake.
Looks like a young Hasselhoff. But twice the doucheyness. (Or is it douchiness?)
DiamondDawg-- Well, at least she didn't poop while doing something in front of a larger crowd of onlookers, like....running a marathon while wearing shorty shorts or something. Now THAT would suck. Hers washed right off, even! Convenient.
That poor guy must have moved to Istanbul by now. I hope, for his sake.
DiamondDawg..You must tell that poopy story Now!!
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I'm a soldier, I done told ya, don't Make me Fuck you up! Leave your head bust, I'm a head busta, man, I don't give a Fuck!
I wonder what happened AFTER the poopy in the jacuzzi?
Like, how much did it cost to get it cleaned?
Did anyone ever use it again?
What happened to the girl? Did she poop in the yard? Did they hose her off? Did she go to the psych unit for the rest of the weekend?
OMG. I just saw the POOPY JACUZZI video!!!! And swiftly posted it on a forum that currently has 547 users online. Its a UFO's and "Obama is the antikrist" site.
DID YOU SEE HOW FAST THE OTHER KIDS HOPPED OUT OF THE JACUZ? actually, they were a little slow. The guy was the first to get what was happening.
Poopy things like that happen after one has been drinking too much. THe night before.
OMG! I looked at it again. The black/African American gal practically rolls over on top of her friend to the left of her in a hurry to get out!!! Baaaaaaaaa haaaaaaaaaaaaa haaaaaaaaaaa
I have a poopy story that happened way back in the day. It happened in Spain to a friend of mine. I'll tell the story another day, tho. Too bad we dint have camera phones in the 80's.
Clarisse-- That song is even more appropriate for him than you know. Daryl Hall admitted that he wrote that song about a Rich boy who was friends with his then girlfriend, but "Rich Girl" sounded better than "Rich Boy". A previous generations Brody Jenner, no doubt.
Oh M.E.. Poor thing. When i feel that coming on.. I take a Hydro or Perc. That helps me! Pepto has never helped. Feel better *rubs tummy* *hands cracker*
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I'm a soldier, I done told ya, don't Make me Fuck you up! Leave your head bust, I'm a head busta, man, I don't give a Fuck!
*Smell
"Stay Far From Timid, Only Make Moves When Your Hearts In It and Live The Phrase Skys The Limit" - C.W. Aka The Notorious B.I.G. (R.I.P.)
I dont watch any of this 'reality' shit, I mean I dont watch T.V. period so I have no clue as to who this is or why he is relevant. But I can tell you that I can sell the douche through my computer screen. What a fuckin hump, holy shit dont even tell me that girls sweat this guy or something? What a poser. 1994 called they want their 'Old English' i cant believe its not a 'Thug Life' Tupac tattoo back.
"Stay Far From Timid, Only Make Moves When Your Hearts In It and Live The Phrase Skys The Limit" - C.W. Aka The Notorious B.I.G. (R.I.P.)
This is about the most retarded thing that MTV has done and they have done quite a few idiotic shows. This, by far, out douches every show. Who in their right mind would watch Bromance, and further more what in the world is Frankie Delgado going to do with Brody having a new friend?
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Huh. That's Old English letting?? Its gotten so polluted these days I thought it was plain Olde Ghetto Font. And I majored in English Lit as an undergrad. Yow. But check out these Old English fonts (I think they may have also come from the ghetto, or barrio if you prefer):
http://www.urbanfonts.com/fonts/old-english-fonts.htm
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Oh this is interesting! LOL @ urbanfots [now I can get my last name tatted on my side! WOOT!]
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