Hot Tub Eliminations?!
Wonky McValtrex isn't the only raggedy tampon looking for a best friend on MTV. Brody Jenner has just been given his own reality show on MTV called "Bromance." Yes, Bromance. And it gets even douchier. The six episode series will follow a bunch of dudes as they compete to win Brody's love.....I mean...his friendship.
This douche extravaganza will be produced by Ryan Gaycrest. You know Gaycrest cried when he was told he couldn't be a contestant.
Challenges will include circle jerk on a pizza and a Shia LaDouche bitch slap match. You know, typical hazing shit.
Each episode will end with a "hot tub elimination ceremony." That reminds of that disgusting video of the girl shitting in a hot tub! I'm sure Brody's ceremony will be very similar. A hot tub full of shit! Anyway, the eliminated dude will have to get out of the hot tub and leave the house dripping wet. I'm sure Gaycrest is hiding cameras in the jacuzzi jets.
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poor jacuzzi girl. she needed Imodium, stat!
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hot damn, ho, here we go again.
Okie - TRUST! I've been dealing with soup ass for 3 days now.
You gotta RUN when you get that rumbly in your bumbly!!
TMI?? :o)
Diamond, I've done it too....in such a hurry to post, I don't read the whole thread....lol
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"I'm undecided about you again....mightn't be right if you're not here...."
-Fiona Apple "Oh Sailor"
HAHA! M.E.. yeah, She looks as if she IS acting weird right before, then Jumps up, and Plow! out if pours!! I mean, that shit spread out, like the Larry Moe & Curly, You know that water bubbled, and she farted like 8 times too!! I bet they WAS fixing to have sex.. WAS!! LOL but, that dude prob still came back for it. men!
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I'm a soldier, I done told ya, don't Make me Fuck you up! Leave your head bust, I'm a head busta, man, I don't give a Fuck!
who is the genious behind this??? god, stupid is getting more and more dumb!! i cant believe someone would watch this shit...
this is the GAYEST thing i've ever heard... this is sooooooooo gay, even gay people wouldnt watch it.. well maybe hehehehe
Doh! Thanks. I always only read MK's first sentence before i start flapping my yap.
That bitch in the video must have taken 20 laxatives, went to an All-you-can-eat buffet and took it up the ass right before getting in the tub.
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Hey sexy wanna come over and play Guitar Hero?
EWW. I spy pubes. Take a mower to that shit.
Okie - when your gonna have soup ass like that, you feel it coming. Those sharp lower abdominal cramps, the feeling in your ass right before it puckers to hold the shit in.
How many laxatives did she take and I'm assuming she likes it up her ass, since she couldnt hold it in.
Submitted by thehoustongirl on June 10, 2008 - 12:17pm.
Oh, and I just noticed the Old English lettering tat "JENNER" on his side....ol fake ass wanna be ass cholo!?! I mean REALLY *sigh
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Huh. That's Old English letting?? Its gotten so polluted these days I thought it was plain Olde Ghetto Font. And I majored in English Lit as an undergrad. Yow. But check out these Old English fonts (I think they may have also come from the ghetto, or barrio if you prefer):
http://www.urbanfonts.com/fonts/old-english-fonts.htm
I like the "Bastarda-K"
If this follows the other MTV shows (Tele Tequila and Parasite Friends) then you can bet no black guy will make it anywhere near the hot tub. Oh, they'll be there in show #1 but along with the Asian guy they'll never get a rose or whatever t. f.
MK, could you get Spike Lee on this?
Kizzy.. Gross, Jizz totally floats in that cuzzi, you're right!! *flushes puke* We went to a cabin w/ another couple, and they swore they didn't fuck in that hot tub..Uhm, the truth came out w/ all of his fucking sperm floating on the top of the water.. Fucking home made fizz and bubbles right there!! Cream on her hot chocolate!! Yuck!!
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I'm a soldier, I done told ya, don't Make me Fuck you up! Leave your head bust, I'm a head busta, man, I don't give a Fuck!
that jacuzzi poop video is disgusting! and traumatizing! I never want to go in a jacuzzi again.
p.s. brody is a douche, but who didn't know that?
click the link MK provided....if you DARE...that was fucking sick....
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"I'm undecided about you again....mightn't be right if you're not here...."
-Fiona Apple "Oh Sailor"
that video is fantastic. "is this going to take long?" priceless.
Submitted by SubMonkey on June 10, 2008 - 12:15pm.
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those nipples are made for sucking
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ew. you're a pig!!
*sing to Rich Girl by Hall and Oates*
You're a douche bag, and you've gone too far
'Cause you know it don't matter anyway
You can rely on the old man's money
You can rely on the old man's money...
*sing with me!*
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Dick happens!
Oh, and I just noticed the Old English lettering tat "JENNER" on his side....ol fake ass wanna be ass cholo!?! I mean REALLY *sigh*
"Oh He's so BAAAAD!" *Shitney tone when she stole that lighter*
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Wait you guys. What diarrhea jacuzzi thing are you talking about?? Is there a Youtube link you could throw my way? Gaaaaaaa. I miss EVERYTHING.
Bromanella in his pants, with extra cheese.
Bromance? Directed by Gaycrest? Ok let me tell you every guy in that show is GAY!!
Ryan Garcrest jacks off after every shoot.
I bet he has a towel for every wet, sad contesteant after the elimination."It's ok here's a towel. Don't be sad come into my trailer where you can dry off and I'll blow you I mean hold you."
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Hey sexy wanna come over and play Guitar Hero?
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those nipples are made for sucking
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This guy's hot. At least with the sunglasses on. Oh wait. I'm grossing out on his man-b@@bs. Eff that!
OFF-TOPIC. What the holy hell crap did I miss yesterday or today??? Madonna's gettin' a divorce?? And someone said something about waltzing matilda and i just wanted to share with you all one of greatest songs in history:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6dVZo5a4_Ok
You'll come-a-waltzing Matilda with me!!
Does anyone have a clue in heck what that song means?
Submitted by DebFrmHell on June 10, 2008 - 12:08pm.
OK in the summer of 1001 Bikinis wasn't Lohan hooked up with this douche? ((head snap to one yr later) And now she is gay??? And he is looking for a Bromance???
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I believe it was Nicole Richie who had a fauxmance with this douche...Nicole loves Douches, as we can see...
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"I'm undecided about you again....mightn't be right if you're not here...."
-Fiona Apple "Oh Sailor"
Submitted by oklahoma on June 10, 2008 - 3:06pm
ROFL--You're bromatized too. Confess, you want to bathe in the brojizz floating in the jizzcuzzi. You want to give brojobs while soaking in the brojizz. I'll bet you even have a bromerkin, you shameless brohooor.
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♥♥ If you don't talk to your Cat about Catnip, who will? ♥♥
M.E.. OMG, that bitch had straiht up Diarrhea in that water.. Maybe that hot water relaxed her anal glands too much, and it just flowed out like a water fall or some shit! LOL
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I'm a soldier, I done told ya, don't Make me Fuck you up! Leave your head bust, I'm a head busta, man, I don't give a Fuck!
OK in the summer of 1001 Bikinis wasn't Lohan hooked up with this douche? ((head snap to one yr later) And now she is gay??? And he is looking for a Bromance???
I am cuntfused...
(no I didn't make up that word.)
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Submitted by HEART ANGELINA on May 14, 2008 - 9:52pm.
:) I have been banned.
I just wanna say, that I have no intention of coming back. I really didn't expect to last as long as I did....
I don't watch TV, but am already TIRED of this shit!! Do you notice that a good show would be on and all of a sudden get "cancelled" BULLSHIT! Whose in charge of doin this shit? [besides Ryan Gaycrest]
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Deb.. LMAO.. JizzCuzzi.. ROTF. Goodone.. Also, I love your Signature.. Aint that shit a lie!
Kizzy.. all that Bro talk is hilarious
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I'm a soldier, I done told ya, don't Make me Fuck you up! Leave your head bust, I'm a head busta, man, I don't give a Fuck!
Submitted by mike on June 10, 2008 - 3:03pm.
Submitted by Kizzy on June 10, 2008 - 2:58pm
Even though James Haven would dump you in a second for Brad??
Monogamy in bromances is admirable, however. And you still have your bromance with brody to help you over your broheartache should you get brodumped.
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♥♥ If you don't talk to your Cat about Catnip, who will? ♥♥
Submitted by Kizzy on June 10, 2008 - 2:58pm.
Submitted by mike on June 10, 2008 - 2:53pm.
Even though I sent this to MK, no, I will not be trying out for the show.
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HAHAHA!! Too cool!
Liar! You know you wanted to win Bromance and be Bromantic with Brody and suck up all his Brodyness and follow in his brosteps cuz you're bromatized!! LMAO
Sorry, my one and only bromance is with dlisted's own James Haven. I'm all about fidelity when it comes to bromances.
Each episode will end with a "hot tub elimination ceremony."
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Each episode should end with "an exam and shots at the clinic."
What crap.
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I'm sort of shy, and I'm not much of a talker, but if you poke me I'll probably rustle up a sentence or two.
IG:
hehehehe......Ryan may want to canoodle with Benji, but def not Paris....
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"I'm undecided about you again....mightn't be right if you're not here...."
-Fiona Apple "Oh Sailor"
ARE you fucking kidding, why do people give these shitfucks money to be the self-loving fucks they are..make them get a job that would be REALITY!! I would like to bone his girlfriend though!!
PSL, as long as they're not canoodling and involved in any tomfoolery. :)
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Sláinte duine a ól.
*shaking head*
I just can't get over this shit.....
IslandGirl, I blame Paris for that...lol
But I think Ryan is producing her show too...so they are in cahoots...
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"I'm undecided about you again....mightn't be right if you're not here...."
-Fiona Apple "Oh Sailor"
Submitted by mike on June 10, 2008 - 2:53pm.
Even though I sent this to MK, no, I will not be trying out for the show.
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HAHAHA!! Too cool!
Liar! You know you wanted to win Bromance and be Bromantic with Brody and suck up all his Brodyness and follow in his brosteps cuz you're bromatized!! LMAO
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♥♥ If you don't talk to your Cat about Catnip, who will? ♥♥
Looks like Brody's next stop will be Celebrity Fit Club.
Yes, Bromance. And it gets even douchier. The six episode series will follow a bunch of dudes as they compete to win Brody's love...
I thought that BJenner was straight. I thought a "bromance" was gay terminology.
I didn't know that Jenner had to buy a friend too? I feel so out of the loop.
A JIZZCUZZI?????
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Submitted by HEART ANGELINA on May 14, 2008 - 9:52pm.
:) I have been banned.
I just wanna say, that I have no intention of coming back. I really didn't expect to last as long as I did....
makes me want to throw the tv out the window.
wonder how much jail time I'd get.
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Cause your mouth's writing checks that your ass can't cash.
Is this for real?....LOL!!!!! that's totally gay!!! whatta loser!
PSL, I agree. Ryan Seacrest is EVIL. I blame him for the downfall of civilization.
PS... Good day to you, Miss!!
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Sláinte duine a ól.
the chick shitting in the jacuzzi is gross. How do you not know your about to shit your pants?
He's cute, but a douche. Anyone associated with "The Hills" or the Kardashians must die.
Submitted by parissucksliterally on June 10, 2008 - 2:51pm.
More power to you, on that one. Tell him a bitch on the east coast thinks he's a douche, too. Work out his own sexual identity issues on his own, don't keep putting on shows that are what he thinks a "real man" would choose.
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♥♥ If you don't talk to your Cat about Catnip, who will? ♥♥
I'll watch if Cora Skinner's in it (the tub, that is).
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Cherchant des clubs qui offrent le service de la danse contacte.
Even though I sent this to MK, no, I will not be trying out for the show.
Submitted by BRADIFUL BITCH on June 10, 2008 - 2:49pm.
Bromance.
How come Harlequin Novels don't write about this shit?
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They expect their characters to actually have depth.
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♥♥ If you don't talk to your Cat about Catnip, who will? ♥♥
Fucking Ryan Seacrest is responsible for ALL those shit E! shows. Now he's moved on to MTV...
I swear, if I ever run into that fucker, I will give him SUCH a piece of my mind.
He doesn't have ENOUGH money? I hate him now!
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"I'm undecided about you again....mightn't be right if you're not here...."
-Fiona Apple "Oh Sailor"
What a fekkin load of elephant shit!!!!!!!