Tuesday, June 10th 2008
Mark Ronson Approves
Mark Ronson, 32, on his sister SamRo, 30, dating HoHan:
"My sister and Lindsay make a cute couple, don’t they?"
Depends on the lighting. For the record, SamRo and HoHan have never confirmed that they're bumping bald kitties. Mark is just stirring the pot and I wish he did it on YouTube.....with no clothes on. And who knew SamRo was fucking 30? HoHan's only 21 and looks like she can be SamRo's mama je'e.
I don't think I'd wear a top hat if I had a 10-story forehead.
He looks like the type of person that sits in parked vans in alleys near elementary schools...
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ITS SUMMERTIME OH YEAH, HELL YEAH! IM SO DRUNK AND HORNY AND UMBRELLA AND SHIT!! - typical fan
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5K6Vj4gBKMI
I said before and I'll say it again Lohan will be back on the dick by mid-august.
Shit or get off the pot.
I like her t-shirt Mantha.
Hohan is just playing games with her until she finds Mr. Teninch.
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Mark Ronson is hot? Mmmmmkay.
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Geez, Banana shut your friggin' gob, okay?
What's this givin' scissors shit? Why do all these creatures have to throw-the-siz? WTF does that mean? That you're DOWN with the PEEPS? Fuck. You're white. Get a mirror.
Lindsay and Samantha? Are they, or aren't they?
Don't care.
But this is a great excuse to state that Mark Ronson is fucking hot.
Okay
She is a real nasty mess up close. Hohan can have her ass!!!
He is damn hot. But not a fan of his.
I saw his profile on millionaire dating site "W e a l t h yR o m a n c e.c o m" last week.Is he single now? Just curious.
Mark Ronson is hot as all hell. I would do sex with him.
i don't see any attractive people in this picture...
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sexy motherfucker...
Who the fuck exactly is she?
Mark Ronson is sexy - damn
I'm sorry, but this chick's fingers are the stuff of nightmares.
And her brother is fug, too.
EWWWWW *shudders*
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Welcome to White Oprah's School of Puppetry.
Por favor, mantenganse allejado de las puertas.
He just wants to live vicariously through her larger penis.
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My life is nothing but a convoluted drinking game.
Are you telling me that MY Mark Ronson is SamRo's brother? I mean, they're related by e blood? I'm sure this must be illegal somewhere! The beauty and the beast!!!
She has a young face, I have the same problem I'm 30 also and look 24.
Your face!
ugly family
xoxox
The war isn't working.
Pssht...if Hohan doesn't "Anne Heche" her ass (likely), Ronson will end up a "pregnant dude". Hohan will insist upon a 'dudeover', then decide she wants a baby, but doesn't want to ruin her "perfect body" (read: breast implants), so stupid desperate Sam will be another pregnant dude, giving them another 15 minutes of fame that neither of them ever deserved, and the kid will grow up to be a junkie attention whore, after a nasty split between these two (less likely, but I can totally see it happening)...
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Sorry, Roger, you are tiger now...
I think Sammy Boy and Tater Head Willis should get together. Ugly talentless whores they are, thwey'd make a great couple.
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Everything you see I owe to spaghetti.
-Sophia Loren
Please don't say Mark Ronson and hump in the same post... I have naughty thoughts.
I need some shirts with my own name on them just to eff with people wondering why I would wear something like that.
Igor (Mark R.) needs to get that hump fixed. What hump?
~"~"~"~"~~Mess with me and I'll bite you!.....Monquita Loca~~"~"~"~"~
Submitted by Miss Katty on June 10, 2008 - 4:55pm.
Is it just me, or do others want to scrub SamRo clean, force hair product on her and then pluck her eyebrows while she screams? Ok, that's just me...
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I am so down with that boot move. Where do I sign up?
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Well, as near as I can figure out, it's 'cause I, uh, fight and fuck too much.
Is it just me, or do others want to scrub SamRo clean, force hair product on her and then pluck her eyebrows while she screams? Ok, that's just me...
Damn woman, would it kill you to wear lip color?!
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No I haven't been drinking, why do you ask?
Submitted by LoLo on June 10, 2008 - 4:17pm.
Where is that hot bitch houston girl?
Shes always got the goodies!
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HOLLER LoLo!!! I got the KUSH! :p
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I seriously have the biggest crush on her.
What the hell kind of picture is that?! The Hunchback and the Mad Hatter. That's not a fairytale or story--that's a nightmare. Ugh.
everybody just stirs up the rumors.... - even lohan and ronson themselves.
i believe they're just friends who enjoy the attention they get by creating these rumors.
I didn't know Mark Ro didn't have a neck.
Mark is a hot guy but this is a *bad* pic of him. He looks like that tall guy from "Phantasm". All thats missing is a flying sphere with blades in it but SamRo's probably using it to trim her bush to make it nice for LezLo to chew through.
Sam doesn't make a cute anything.
Submitted by Sensimina on June 10, 2008 - 2:02pm.
I have an actual PEACE PIPE that I break out for sessions of 5 ppl or more. It's hanging on the wall.
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You are an excellent hostess. I wish that at every shitty dinner party I have to attend the host says okay kids, now for the peace pipe.
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And let that bitch know I already suck cock for a living, but the pay sucks, so I have to do this website to make ends meet! - MK to Bradiful Bitch
icedcoffee --
I think the only way for SamRo to be attractive to anyone is by being a greasy ano butch lezzie. Some people find that hot. If she tried to go femme that would be really unfortunate.
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http://www.myspace.com/rainbowsrule
"I'd rather have lots of breastmilk than a million melons!"
I am a bit obsessed with any sort of news about Mark Ronson or the Ronsons right now.
As for his being a fantastic producer, I don't totally buy that. But I do think his sister Samantha is attractive, it's just that she butches it up all the time.
I JUST GOT LOST IN THE THREADS!
I dont know where i was talking to all my ladies!!!!
OK GOOD NIGHT EVERYBODY!!!!!!
Thanks for the hit Sensi! Heres one back!
BLUEBERRY!
Where is that hot bitch houston girl?
Shes always got the goodies!
Yall all have a happy and safe night!
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Even Old Man Fonda is sick of this shit.
Its an old story--if bulls don't want to get disappointed, they should leave the young confused ones alone--but who can say no to lust...
Submitted by inkedgal on June 10, 2008 - 4:48pm.
i knew a 30/21 year old butch/femme lesbian couple once then, after a year, the 21 year old went back to dick and the 30 year old was devestated.
be careful lindsey, bitch dykes are only tough on the outside.
Submitted by Regina on June 10, 2008 - 4:29pm.
He's hot. She's not.
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This totally made me think of the Teen Witch top that song. "I'm hot and your not/But if you wanna hang with me I'll give it one shot/ So Top that."
Wow, I need a nap.
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Yes I can spell, I was drunk when I picked my username, so there!
*passes lolo bowl full of firecrotch pubie hair buds*
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http://www.myspace.com/rainbowsrule
"I'd rather have lots of breastmilk than a million melons!"
Submitted by Sensimina on June 10, 2008 - 4:59pm
YUMMY!
holy crap i always miss the good threads!
Smokie smokie me need a tokie!
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Even Old Man Fonda is sick of this shit.
La Lohan - I'd love nothing more than to smokeum big peace pipe with you DList sluts n' whorez. I have an actual PEACE PIPE that I break out for sessions of 5 ppl or more. It's hanging on the wall.
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http://www.myspace.com/rainbowsrule
"I'd rather have lots of breastmilk than a million melons!"
Submitted by Sensimina on June 10, 2008 - 1:58pm.
You bitch! (said the Jellus H8ter)
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And let that bitch know I already suck cock for a living, but the pay sucks, so I have to do this website to make ends meet! - MK to Bradiful Bitch
You know when you get those really dank, crystal-y, sticky buds that are seemingly ALL orange hairs? The kind that smells so minty and delicious? Well, I just packed myself up a nice bowl of JUST crystals and orange hairs. TIME TO GET STONED!
FIRECROTCH PUBEY NUGGET!
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http://www.myspace.com/rainbowsrule
"I'd rather have lots of breastmilk than a million melons!"
i knew a 30/21 year old butch/femme lesbian couple once then, after a year, the 21 year old went back to dick and the 30 year old was devestated.
be careful lindsey, bitch dykes are only tough on the outside.
I can't believe there's a band on my space called The Bumping Uglies. Not my type of music though.
Ot: I wonder if Sam and Lezzy are ever going to admit to ugly bumping.
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Submitted by But.Seriously.Folks on June 10, 2008 - 3:04pm.
Add the Ronsons to the ever growing list of why-are-they-famous-ubiquitous-trust-fund-babies-who-I'm-tired-of-hearing-about.
Mark Ronson is in fact a genius producer, but his sister/bro/billy-goat-thing is riding the coattails of her/its brother.
Sorry double post BTW Oprah is a fucking supermodel in that pick. She could so still rock that 'fro still.
Everything you see I owe to spaghetti.
-Sophia Loren
Whoa, she's 30? Never would of guessed it. I thought she was in her 20's. LiLo looks like a vieja chancluda.
If she and Lindsay are happy together, well...meh, I don't really care one way or the other.
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This seems to be a family of fug douchey-ness. I do not get the hotness in your loins for this guy M.K...
Has it truly been proven that Sammy Boy is in fact a female?? There is a whole lotta plug fugly-ness going on there. Man she's rough looking. I guess the reason for her wearing her own name on her shirt is so everybody knows she's not Mark. Woof.
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Everything you see I owe to spaghetti.
-Sophia Loren
He's hot. She's not.