Mark Ronson Approves

Mark Ronson, 32, on his sister SamRo, 30, dating HoHan:

"My sister and Lindsay make a cute couple, don’t they?"

Depends on the lighting. For the record, SamRo and HoHan have never confirmed that they're bumping bald kitties. Mark is just stirring the pot and I wish he did it on YouTube.....with no clothes on. And who knew SamRo was fucking 30? HoHan's only 21 and looks like she can be SamRo's mama je'e.

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Submitted by missy on Tue, 06/10/2008 - 4:29pm.

Submitted by Caladonia on June 10, 2008 - 2:53pm.
Submitted by missy on June 10, 2008 - 3:43pm.
shes wearing a shirt that says "Charlotte Ronson"
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No offense, but her shirt clearly says SAMANTHA Ronson. Take a closer look.

I corrected myself right above that. thanks tho
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Submitted by oklahoma on Tue, 06/10/2008 - 4:19pm.

Submitted by devilgirl on June 10, 2008 - 4:01pm.
Mark is kinda looking like a young Lurch if you ask me!

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LMAO-ROTF. I totally agree!!Not attractive,, Neither is sister 1 or 2.. well that one sister is ok looking.. But not these two!! Heebie Geebies

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Submitted by NOT IMPRESSED on Tue, 06/10/2008 - 4:17pm.

Why is Mark all hunchbacked? It's like he doesn't want to be attractive.

Submitted by BRADIFUL BITCH on Tue, 06/10/2008 - 4:17pm.

They make the Addams family look like The Cleavers.

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Submitted by NOT IMPRESSED on Tue, 06/10/2008 - 4:16pm.

She's pretty cute when she smiles.
http://i265.photobucket.com/albums/ii231/theronsons/x%20other/use3.jpg

Submitted by Ella on Tue, 06/10/2008 - 4:14pm.

30 years old?? WTF. Wow.

Submitted by Hekki on Tue, 06/10/2008 - 4:08pm.

I believe that if Sam decided to dress like a girl and wear makeup and do her hair and stuff, she would be very attractive. She just doesn't choose to.

Submitted by But.Seriously.Folks on Tue, 06/10/2008 - 4:07pm.

And another damn thing! If this ho is 30, could she please dress like an adult and stop hanging with the crackish barely legal set??

See why Jodie and Cynthia hook up with the extra, extra homely gayelles? The extra, extra homely gayelles have substance!

Submitted by rosespring_1231 on Tue, 06/10/2008 - 4:07pm.

Why would you have your name on your shirt? You can just tatoo it on your wrist and that way you'll never forget even if it's laundry day.

Submitted by But.Seriously.Folks on Tue, 06/10/2008 - 4:04pm.

Add the Ronsons to the ever growing list of why-are-they-famous-ubiquitous-trust-fund-babies-who-I'm-tired-of-hearing-about.

Submitted by devilgirl on Tue, 06/10/2008 - 4:01pm.

Mark is kinda looking like a young Lurch if you ask me!

Submitted by parissucksliterally on Tue, 06/10/2008 - 4:00pm.

M.E.:

I know, Charlotte is a cutie.....Sam got screwed, b/c her bro and sis are adorable....that sucks for her. I'd hate to be the ugly sibling.

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Submitted by stake_spike on Tue, 06/10/2008 - 3:56pm.

That's funny. Mark had this spot on MTV. During commercial breaks they'd show him posing with a Tina Turner impersonator or Playboy bunnies, etc., every week MTV does this with new performers. Anyway in one scene he's spinning with a Lezzy Lohan impersonator whose wearing an ankle bracelet while partying by the pool, it was like they were making fun of her. Whenever I would see that I'd think isn't his sister dating her, why is he making fun of her?

Submitted by djjayr@gmail.com on Tue, 06/10/2008 - 3:54pm.

SamRo is 30? Them lezzies don't die, they multiply!

Submitted by Caladonia on Tue, 06/10/2008 - 3:53pm.

Submitted by missy on June 10, 2008 - 3:43pm.
shes wearing a shirt that says "Charlotte Ronson"
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No offense, but her shirt clearly says SAMANTHA Ronson. Take a closer look.

Submitted by P.T.Bull on Tue, 06/10/2008 - 3:53pm.

I didn't think she was cool until she did that backwards peace sign--def!

Wo, sam ro you a crazy chick!

That hat is giving me mod-squad flashbacks! Solid!

Submitted by Momus the Sarcastic on Tue, 06/10/2008 - 3:52pm.

I, too, find SamRo quite stunning when "stunning" is defined as "causing, capable of causing, or liable to cause astonishment, bewilderment, or a loss of consciousness or strength" by dictionary.com.

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Submitted by M.E. on Tue, 06/10/2008 - 3:48pm.

PSL:

http://i265.photobucket.com/albums/ii231/theronsons/x%20other/use3.jpg

Submitted by Momus the Sarcastic on Tue, 06/10/2008 - 3:46pm.

Mark looks like a hunched-backed assistant. Is his nickname Igor?
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Submitted by prima donna on Tue, 06/10/2008 - 3:44pm.

Mark is one of the most useless producers ever! He just copies songs from other artists, usually bands, puts a female on the song and claims he produced it! And he gets awarded for that! What a talentless crackhead!!!

Submitted by missy on Tue, 06/10/2008 - 3:44pm.

oh shit, my bad, it totally says "samantha ronson"

TOOL!!

BWAHAHAHAHAA!
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Submitted by missy on Tue, 06/10/2008 - 3:43pm.

shes wearing a shirt that says "Charlotte Ronson" who is her sister and actually a fairly successful fashion designer. They sell her stuff on shopbop.com.. its pretty cute.

Mark Ronson is a fairly talented music producer. Sam seems like the loser in the family. Mark and Charlotte have some stuff going on.
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Submitted by Viva La Lohan on Tue, 06/10/2008 - 3:43pm.

M.E. - Link please! I googled SamRo and all I can find is pics of her and Linds.

I love them as a hot scissoring couple. As filthy as it is, I imagine they have hot nasty sex

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Submitted by P.T.Bull on Tue, 06/10/2008 - 3:41pm.

With that emaciated body and pale skin, samro will look exactly the same from age 20 to 50.

Submitted by parissucksliterally on Tue, 06/10/2008 - 3:40pm.

Submitted by anon on June 10, 2008 - 12:37pm.

Sam is actually quite stunning.
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huh?
I'm sure she is very grateful for people like you.....wow. Never would I use a word like "stunning" to describe this confused lesbian.

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Submitted by HEART ANGELINA on Tue, 06/10/2008 - 3:39pm.

LOL @ 8 ball. In all seriousness I hope the girl is staying clean. I kinda think Sam is a big druggie but so far she hasn't been to rehab.

I had actually meant the sex must be great.

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Submitted by LoLo on Tue, 06/10/2008 - 3:39pm.

her dick nose makes her very popular with all the ladies who are tired of men or need to shake up their pubic image.

uh hu
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Submitted by Itz-Britney_Bitch on Tue, 06/10/2008 - 3:39pm.

WAIT A STINKIN MINUTE....she is 30?????????????????????????????????? Wow what does she suffer from stunted growth or sumthin???

Submitted by Falcor on Tue, 06/10/2008 - 3:38pm.

Submitted by missy on June 10, 2008 - 1:36pm.
good job falcor - a pubic hair style discussion will be a better thread topic :)

and I agree with you btw :)
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Submitted by M.E. on Tue, 06/10/2008 - 3:37pm.

So, I just recently discovered that Sam has a twin SISTER!

The sister is even female looking!

*shock*

Submitted by Notoriousrem_22 on Tue, 06/10/2008 - 3:37pm.

Samantha is so fuckin lame. She is a fuckin horrid dj and she is butt ugly. I am so sick of seeing her and the faux lesbo together, who gives a shit. What kind of asshole (other then Paris Hilton) wears a shirt with their own name on it, how pathetic. Enough of these fuckin losers please post on people who are relevant.

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Submitted by anon on Tue, 06/10/2008 - 3:37pm.

Sam is actually quite stunning...she just doesn't play herself out like the rest of hollywood hobags... now Lindsay...ummmm have to agree with the stripper mom comparison... who is Mark anyway? What has he done? Aren't they British?

Submitted by Clarisse on Tue, 06/10/2008 - 3:36pm.

Mark Ronson, gives me tigglies in ma jigglies.

There, i said it.

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Submitted by Caladonia on Tue, 06/10/2008 - 3:36pm.

Submitted by HEART ANGELINA on June 10, 2008 - 3:33pm.

I think LL and Sam make a cute couple. *sigh* I am sure they're having a ball.
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An 8-ball, maybe.

Submitted by devilgirl on Tue, 06/10/2008 - 3:36pm.

Could someone pleeeeeease take that hat off of her! I can only imagine the filth that it is hiding. The 30 thing does surprize me, she looks younger than HoHan, actually my 90 year old granny looks younger than her too.

Submitted by missy on Tue, 06/10/2008 - 3:36pm.

good job falcor - a pubic hair style discussion will be a better thread topic :)

and I agree with you btw :)
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Submitted by parissucksliterally on Tue, 06/10/2008 - 3:36pm.

Submitted by HEART ANGELINA on June 10, 2008 - 12:33pm.

Get the fuck outta here!!!! Mark and Samantha are related!??!?!??!? Holy Shit I had no idea. Well now we know who got the looks.

I think LL and Sam make a cute couple. *sigh* I am sure they're having a ball.

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I don't think anyone has a "ball" with Lindsay, except an 8 ball....

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Submitted by missy on Tue, 06/10/2008 - 3:35pm.

meh.
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Submitted by Falcor on Tue, 06/10/2008 - 3:34pm.

I think hairy coots are so much more sensual than bald coots. Who wants a smooth bald coot? Thatd be like effing a kid or something gross....

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Submitted by Momus the Sarcastic on Tue, 06/10/2008 - 3:34pm.

Here comes HIS over-extended 15 minutes of pseudo-fame!
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Submitted by HEART ANGELINA on Tue, 06/10/2008 - 3:33pm.

Get the fuck outta here!!!! Mark and Samantha are related!??!?!??!? Holy Shit I had no idea. Well now we know who got the looks.

I think LL and Sam make a cute couple. *sigh* I am sure they're having a ball.

Submitted by M.E. on Tue, 06/10/2008 - 3:33pm.

I need a cheeto update.

Submitted by harlee25 on Tue, 06/10/2008 - 3:31pm.

woah i thought that lindsay was the older one. 30? really?

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Submitted by parissucksliterally on Tue, 06/10/2008 - 3:31pm.

Looks like Smamntha is another undeserving egomaniac....
Charlotte is the designer.....leave that shit to your sister, Sam...

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