Cheeto Glow
Brit Brit left Bally's gym yesterday looking like she was freshly sprayed down with Cheeto dust. She's looking a little burned, so they probably switched to the Flamin' Hot Cheetos. Speaking of, I can't find those rojo caliente cheetos anywhere! I used to eat bags of that nasty shit daily, but it makes your fingers look like you've been in Tommy Girl's no-no hole.
In other BS news, the Daily Star claims Brit Brit has already bought her burial plot! Daddy Spears allowed Brit Brit to go to a film screening at the Hollywood Forever Cemetery. Brit Brit got bored while watching the movie so she wandered around and found Rudolph Valentino's grave. This made her think of Marilyn Monroe and that's when she told her friend she wanted to be buried there.
A source said, "She’s fascinated that Marilyn asked her favorite make-up artist to make her look beautiful after she died and picked her own burial plot. So when Britney saw Rudolph Valentino’s grave at the cemetery she shrieked and said she wanted one. She told her aides: ‘I ’m going to live for ever so I want to be brought to the Forever Cemetery when I’m 101.’” Wait...what if she isn't dead when she's 101? She wants to be brought there anyway?
This just isn't true. Brit Brit doesn't want to be buried with the regular folk! She wants to be cremated and mixed with her two true loves: frapp powder and Cheeto dust. Me too, actually.
For someone rumored to be worried about premature aging getting cooked is one of the worst things you can do for your skin.
you can always tell a hoodrat by the red fingers from their hot cheetos. so i eat them like they're going out of style. i have get them in jersey of crap PA though:(
roadtrip!
The fork put in her long ago is starting to rust, that's how done this ho is.
Please. Die. Now. Britney.
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Submitted by Balenciaga Bitch on June 10, 2008 - 11:38pm.
Why the FUCK does she always accentuate those droopy retarded eyes of hers. I think she would have been riding the short bus and licking the windows if her momma wouldnt have feed her koolaid and had her dancing at age five. Her bread just isnt baked.
I know hey!!?? The fucking shit-brown eyeliner smudged underneath her wall eyes, EVERY FUCKING TIME!! I just wanna take a q-tip and clean that shit up. Some make-up artist at one time must have told her that was the sexy, "smokey" look or something. Glad I'm not the only one annoyed by this.
I bet Brit cannot sit through an adult movie,
cartoons are more her level right now.
Maybe (a big maybe) teletubbies, Blues Clues and Barney
are more her IQ level.
marilyn jayne monroe mansfield
Now which one got decapitated by the Kennedy's?
to mel tang...
lol at who gets bored at movie/goes to cemetery...
is there anyone in the world who still expects that britney could sit quietly and watch a movie? I am having trouble believing anyone would take her to the movie!
she could have her own burial plot. whether she did any of this stuff I wouldn't be surprised if she has gotten one at some point. I also wouldn't be surprised if she thinks marilyn monroe and jayne manfield were the same person.
And here is the problem I have with this story...
Someone already pointed out that MM isn't buried there.
Secondly, fuck, this shit better not make it THAT much harder to get into the cemetery this weekend. I live for these summer screenings. We make the trek up from San Diego at least a couple of times.
Thirdly, what idiot thought she would enjoy "The Hunger?" What a waste of Cathrine Denuve. (That was the movie last Saturday)
And finally, riddle me this...
Valentino is not in a "plot," he's in a crypt in the mausoleum that the movies are projected on at the cemetery. It is closed, dark and locked while the movies are being shown. I guess when you are "special" like Britney rules can be broken, but in general they don't allow people to wander around the cemetery during the movies. In fact, they are really strict about it. So for them to not only let her wander around but get into the closed mausoleum AND turnthe lights on thereby ruining the movie going experience for everyone else? Feh.
And finally, these screening are generally for fans of movies. It's a fun, great experience and it's pretty idiot free... until now. Shit.
She finally let out the redneck in her.
My gah she's burnt!
JH! Smooches Back! Ive missed you!!
Ok all, Ive got to get going and pack sonny's bags. Ill check back later. Muah~
xoxoxxo,
BB
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Submitted by Mr. President on June 10, 2008 - 10:47pm.
I'm going to Hell, I know.
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O good! I was hoping I might have someone to hold my hand on the way there. I should be fine once I settle in, tho.
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Mah bunnehs will CUTTABEECH. Trust.
Lean Like A Chola!
I'm Back, Beechez! WHASHOWT!
Submitted by angel_i on June 10, 2008 - 11:43pm.
O. Then I guess we prolly shouldn't eat her either!
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We could feed her to Nick Hogan in prison and laugh while he seizes up.
I'm going to Hell, I know.
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Actually, I'm just the President of the Dungeons and Dragons club here in town.
Can't wait to see what this bitch's skin is going to look like when she is 35 assuming she actually lives that long.
"Daddy Spears allowed Brit Brit to go to a film screening at the Hollywood Forever Cemetery. Brit Brit got bored while watching the movie so she wandered around..."
What film screening? Dawn of the Dead? She would make a pretty good ghoul.
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Gee, couldn't help but to notice THE FREAKING CIRCUS HAS COME TO TOWN!
Glad to know that MK should be getting a good check for this one.
O/T: This circus winters in Los Angeles.
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Submitted by Mr. President on June 10, 2008 - 10:38pm.
She's not biodegradable, and with all those hazardous materials in her body, I don't know if the EPA would allow her to be buried so close to a populated area.
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O. Then I guess we prolly shouldn't eat her either!
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Mah bunnehs will CUTTABEECH. Trust.
Lean Like A Chola!
I'm Back, Beechez! WHASHOWT!
She's not biodegradable, and with all those hazardous materials in her body, I don't know if the EPA would allow her to be buried so close to a populated area.
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Actually, I'm just the President of the Dungeons and Dragons club here in town.
BB! SmOOches!
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I've heard what people are saying, and it's a very weird thing. They're going into a realm where it's something that's almost ugly, rather than something that can be so beautiful.
Why the FUCK does she always accentuate those droopy retarded eyes of hers. I think she would have been riding the short bus and licking the windows if her momma wouldnt have feed her koolaid and had her dancing at age five. Her bread just isnt baked.
**Fasten your Sock Slots, it's about to get worse.** BRADIFUL BITCH ~~
PSL!
How are you? Sorry Ive been away. My lil boy is leaving for 3 weeks to go on vaca in Florida, and Im just devastated. I wuv my baby...
Anyway, itll ge hubby and I some time to have SEXAY TIMES!
I went and saw the new Sex and the City tonite.
I was kind of really sadly let down. I thought it would be over the top fabulous. Oh well, too much expectation. Bwahahahahaha!!! Just like sex!
Sorry to be OT for all of you crabby ass bitchez out there;]
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Right about now she looks ready for a turning and a basting and we should be ready to eat in an hour:)
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My bunnies have a pet squirrel. We call her "Santa".
Lean Like A Chola!
I'm Back, Beechez! WHASHOWT!
I did not recognize her without those fucking rank boots. At first I thought it was Paula Dean from the Food Network, except Paula is older ---and better looking, actually.
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Submitted by parissucksliterally on June 10, 2008 - 11:19pm.
Hi Balenciaga!
Britney is gross....she will never ever be sexy to me again. I've seen too much.
So true. A work friend of mine mentioned to me that he thought Shitney looked really hot in a recent video.
I feel exactly the same as you about Britney.
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I hope they bury her with her nasty piggy boots.
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"Them titties sag any lower, next guy that motorboats them is gonna need a U-boat."
Like her beef curtains...EWWWWWWWWWWW~
Bury her fat ass in Forever Cemetary in her Forever 21 ensemble. I cant believe shes even making the DListed anymore.
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Hi Balenciaga!
Britney is gross....she will never ever be sexy to me again. I've seen too much.
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" Do you know I once interviewed Nicky [Hilton]? “I asked her a question about her handbag line. She actually had to look to the side to find out if she even had one." - Jules Asner
MK don't lie. You have to know they sell Flaming Hot Cheetos at Duane Read..yes DUANE READ I ate a whole bag last week after one too many bottles of cheap prosecco rose...followed by a hostess lemon pie.
I've just shamed myself to the whole internet.
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Annelle, honey, what do you say we talk some trash.
Submitted by Team Valtrex on June 10, 2008 - 6:17pm.
Submitted by Aphid on June 10, 2008 - 10:11pm.
A little? Damn underachievers.
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LMAO! He was dead sexy though. ;)
Actually I don't even remember doing the deed with him, pretty sad. He left me a little cold.
Submitted by Aphid on June 10, 2008 - 10:11pm.
A little? Damn underachievers.
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Fucking idiot. She should have picked out a plot at a pet cemetary. I heard the pot belly pig section has a few plots available.
~Egotism - usually just a case of mistaken nonentity..Barbara Stanwyck~
Gee, do you think Shitney "works out" with that seashell collection hanging from her ears?
I can just picture her time at the gym. She's probably like my old friend Patty. Patty was pretty but lazy, and got a fitness club membership so she could "go for a float" in the pool, hit the sauna, the whirlpool, and have a shower, followed by several drinks and wierd food.
Actually, that doesn't sound like a bad idea!
"This ain't rock n roll. This is genocide!"
TV: I wouldn't know, he was always a little stiff around me....
Submitted by Aphid on June 10, 2008 - 10:00pm.
I heard that he caught Rigor Mortis. Frequently.
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Submitted by Sheeps on June 10, 2008 - 6:37pm.
Submitted by angel_i on June 10, 2008 - 3:41pm.
Come now. Can you be sure she didn't say: 'I need a new sweater. Take me to Forever 21.'?
Angel made a funny.
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OR MAYBE....She said:
"This shit's gonna take forever, we won't get caught if we go for a frapp and get that secretary to call Adnon."
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My bunnies have a pet squirrel. We call her "Santa".
Lean Like A Chola!
I'm Back, Beechez! WHASHOWT!
I used to date a guy that worked at that cemetery. Too weird.
Submitted by lily33 on June 10, 2008 - 9:49pm.
What is she looking for on that site??
geezus, do we gotta do everything for ya, spammer?... alright, she's looking for bootiful dogs to buy for futur husband.. sound good for you?
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"Camera, got them images.
Camera got them all.
Nothing's shocking..."
Submitted by EveryStrangersEyes on June 10, 2008 - 9:47pm.
and ignore the smell of pork rinds when she gets done tanning.
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Leave Britney alone. She is my favorite. I love her.
I saw her profile on millionaire dating site """""W e a l t h yR o m a n c e.c o m"""" last week. What is she looking for on that site??
Submitted by Team Valtrex on June 10, 2008 - 9:44pm.
homeless?.. well, as long as they have cameras and tell her she's "bootiful"
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"Camera, got them images.
Camera got them all.
Nothing's shocking..."
Submitted by EveryStrangersEyes on June 10, 2008 - 9:41pm.
Me? Nah, she avidly supports the homeless.
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Brit better keep her cheeto lovin' ass out of the sun! The sun can wreck havoc on you if you are on meds.
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I've heard what people are saying, and it's a very weird thing. They're going into a realm where it's something that's almost ugly, rather than something that can be so beautiful.
Submitted by Team Valtrex on June 10, 2008 - 9:35pm.
the next guy?.. eeww!*shudder*... somebody's looking to be a martyr
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"Camera, got them images.
Camera got them all.
Nothing's shocking..."
Submitted by EveryStrangersEyes on June 10, 2008 - 9:32pm.
I'm not.
Them titties sag any lower, next guy that motorboats them is gonna need a U-boat.
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either that's some interesting tan lines or it's the mark of the beast...
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sexy motherfucker...
Submitted by Team Valtrex on June 10, 2008 - 9:31pm.
yeah, i wouldn't go there... i'm classy and shit!
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"Camera, got them images.
Camera got them all.
Nothing's shocking..."
Submitted by EveryStrangersEyes on June 10, 2008 - 9:30pm.
Whoa, for a second there, I thought you were gonna say you wanted her buried in Uranus.
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Submitted by Team Valtrex on June 10, 2008 - 9:26pm.
She calls it her burial plot, I call it Wyoming.
Wyoming?!?... can we move it farther away?... Venus looks nice
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"Camera, got them images.
Camera got them all.
Nothing's shocking..."
She wanted to be cremated, but as soon as she announced it, whale blubber futures dropped by 30%.
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Submitted by Tigerlilly on June 10, 2008 - 9:25pm.
see ya, Tiger!... don't eat your young!
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"Camera, got them images.
Camera got them all.
Nothing's shocking..."