Cheeto Glow
Brit Brit left Bally's gym yesterday looking like she was freshly sprayed down with Cheeto dust. She's looking a little burned, so they probably switched to the Flamin' Hot Cheetos. Speaking of, I can't find those rojo caliente cheetos anywhere! I used to eat bags of that nasty shit daily, but it makes your fingers look like you've been in Tommy Girl's no-no hole.
In other BS news, the Daily Star claims Brit Brit has already bought her burial plot! Daddy Spears allowed Brit Brit to go to a film screening at the Hollywood Forever Cemetery. Brit Brit got bored while watching the movie so she wandered around and found Rudolph Valentino's grave. This made her think of Marilyn Monroe and that's when she told her friend she wanted to be buried there.
A source said, "She’s fascinated that Marilyn asked her favorite make-up artist to make her look beautiful after she died and picked her own burial plot. So when Britney saw Rudolph Valentino’s grave at the cemetery she shrieked and said she wanted one. She told her aides: ‘I ’m going to live for ever so I want to be brought to the Forever Cemetery when I’m 101.’” Wait...what if she isn't dead when she's 101? She wants to be brought there anyway?
This just isn't true. Brit Brit doesn't want to be buried with the regular folk! She wants to be cremated and mixed with her two true loves: frapp powder and Cheeto dust. Me too, actually.
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She calls it her burial plot, I call it Wyoming.
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Submitted by Momus the Sarcastic on June 10, 2008 - 8:16pm.
Tigerlily: Will the pie have Frappacino meringue?
Luscious.
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Oh, yes, and lots of gelatanous blood and bone marrow too. See, I like to marinade the Cheetos in a liter or so of blood, then I like to roast the organ meat of a tourist in little olive oil, salt, pepper, and...Uh, oh...Zoo officials..must dash...
Ok, kids tiger cub is calling...Lil' dude has final say in what I do...*sigh* For such a big cat, I'm such a little pussy...'Nite all...
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Sorry, Roger, you are tiger now...
Boy, someone is missing a few cheetos in the brain dept.
Has she ever been tested for speshulness??
Who gets bored at movies and walks around looking at burial plots?
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Submitted by Team Valtrex on June 10, 2008 - 6:19pm.
Somebody finally swapped out her Coppertone for Ham Glaze.
hahahaha
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Submitted by Team Valtrex on June 10, 2008 - 9:19pm.
really, "ham glaze"?!... you just ruined thanksgiving for me
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"Camera, got them images.
Camera got them all.
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Get off my block Britney
Somebody finally swapped out her Coppertone for Ham Glaze.
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BritBrit looks good for her standard!
She really needs to find a new hair stylist because her hairline is looking pretty bad. Regular weaves aren't good for your hair.
She should really stay out of the sun. Her skin looks blotchy and red. Plus it can make you age fastest.
Where is Jaime? I am getting use to seeing him and his Sears & Robuck swagger!!!
Tigerlily: Will the pie have Frappacino meringue?
Luscious.
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I didn’t say that it was your fault – I said that I was going to blame you.
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She just has no taste. Every outfit she wears is awful. And that hair. Hasn't her hair grown out enough for a cute short style?
Submitted by Tigerlilly on June 10, 2008 - 9:11pm.
sshhh!.... don't say "fair"!... you got a good gig goin' in the zoo
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"Camera, got them images.
Camera got them all.
Nothing's shocking..."
Submitted by Sheeps on June 10, 2008 - 8:10pm.
Submitted by Tigerlilly on June 10, 2008 - 6:00pm.
I know I keep asking, but Coming Back action? Anyone? Anyone????
Tigerlita: Desire is the root of all unhappiness.
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Aint that the troof, my woolly one...*sigh* Who's up for some Cheeto pie?
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Sorry, Roger, you are tiger now...
Her tits look small again. Abortion much?
Submitted by EveryStrangersEyes on June 10, 2008 - 8:05pm.
Submitted by Tigerlilly on June 10, 2008 - 9:00pm.
not sure, think the toilet bats flew the coop to county... *sigh*... *tear*
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IT'S NOT FAIR!!! NOT FAIR, I SAY!!! Wait, does this mean I don't have to pay my ass tax this year?
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Sorry, Roger, you are tiger now...
Submitted by Tigerlilly on June 10, 2008 - 6:00pm.
I know I keep asking, but Coming Back action? Anyone? Anyone????
Tigerlita: Desire is the root of all unhappiness.
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Submitted by Momus the Sarcastic on June 10, 2008 - 8:05pm.
Tigerlily: Just supposing that reincarnation works, is it possible for her to return as LOWER life form based upon her current stupidity?
I mean, is there a lower life form than her? After all, even worms improve this world ... they soften the soil for better catnip growing.
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Hmmm...How Zen...Perhaps she returns as the bacteria in a worm's asshole and works herself up...Wait...that's working herself up, no? I'm confused by this conundrum....
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Sorry, Roger, you are tiger now...
Submitted by Tigerlilly on June 10, 2008 - 9:00pm.
not sure, think the toilet bats flew the coop to county... *sigh*... *tear*
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"Camera, got them images.
Camera got them all.
Nothing's shocking..."
Tigerlily: Just supposing that reincarnation works, is it possible for her to return as LOWER life form based upon her current stupidity?
I mean, is there a lower life form than her? After all, even worms improve this world ... they soften the soil for better catnip growing.
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I didn’t say that it was your fault – I said that I was going to blame you.
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She's like a cockroach-she probably will live forever.
As for her tan, soon she'll be able to play connect the dots with her sunspots. Sweet!
She looks like a bloated, sweaty, stupid cow.
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The only gossip I'm interested in is in the Weekly World News - 'Woman's bra burst, 11 injured.' That kind of thing. -Johnny Depp
I know I keep asking, but Coming Back action? Anyone? Anyone????
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Sorry, Roger, you are tiger now...
Her freaking weave is doing that dreadlock looking thing.
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PH: Is red Cheetohs dust worse than the orange-yellow Cheetohs dust?
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I didn’t say that it was your fault – I said that I was going to blame you.
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Could you imagine drowning in red hot cheeto dust, it would be quite ghastly don't you think?
Your face!
Has anyone else notice that only cretin in the center is smiling? Everyone one else is frowning or ducking. I bet she smells just scrumptious.
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I didn’t say that it was your fault – I said that I was going to blame you.
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so when did "Beaker" decide to get a bad weave?
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"Camera, got them images.
Camera got them all.
Nothing's shocking..."
She looks toasted...slightly toasted!
Your face!
Can she possibly get more stupid?
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Submitted by Mawy on June 10, 2008 - 7:18pm.
OMG. She's gona live forever. Til she's 101. Ha! Good one. With all the sunbathing she does, she is at risk for skin cancer. With all the smoking she does, she's at risk for lung cancer. Because of her shitty diet, she's at risk for heart disease and diabetes. She can't drive and gets in frequent accidents, so she might die that way. Never mind all the drugs she takes and drinking she does. Why does she think she's invincible? Cuz she's rich? Watch her die tomorrow, just cuz she made that comment. God forbid, but you never know. If she did, it would be natural selection at its best.
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Amen, girl! Preach sista, preach!
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Sorry, Roger, you are tiger now...
She looks like a 40 year old barfly - stumpy thick body and cow eyes.
Her skin is the reason why I stopped and never will return to the world of tanning. She is looking like a sun spotted leather bag and she is only 26.
"Stay Far From Timid, Only Make Moves When Your Hearts In It and Live The Phrase Skys The Limit" - C.W. Aka The Notorious B.I.G. (R.I.P.)
OMG. She's gona live forever. Til she's 101. Ha! Good one. With all the sunbathing she does, she is at risk for skin cancer. With all the smoking she does, she's at risk for lung cancer. Because of her shitty diet, she's at risk for heart disease and diabetes. She can't drive and gets in frequent accidents, so she might die that way. Never mind all the drugs she takes and drinking she does. Why does she think she's invincible? Cuz she's rich? Watch her die tomorrow, just cuz she made that comment. God forbid, but you never know. If she did, it would be natural selection at its best.
She can fly with those Dumbo-like ears. Citizens of LA, flee in terror.
They'll use a mixture of cheeto dust & red bull as embalming material for this bitch.
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by M.E. on June 10, 2008 - 6:11pm.
For a dumb bitch worth millions, she really does have the tackiest, cheapest looking jewelery. Ever.
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I agree,
She shops at Claire's.
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I love her 'passed out drunk by the pool' tan. I've never had one...ok, 2, i've had 2.
Does her shirt read 'Smells Like Skank'?
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No I haven't been drinking, why do you ask?
Submitted by angel_i on June 10, 2008 - 3:41pm.
Come now. Can you be sure she didn't say: 'I need a new sweater. Take me to Forever 21.'?
Angel made a funny.
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Britney has no concept of life or death - it's beyond her mental capacity, so this is no surprise. I read about this at celebrityprayerlist.com too
Toxic Cheeto Shock Syndrome.
"She told her aides: ‘I ’m going to live for ever so I want to be brought to the Forever Cemetery when I’m 101.’”
Well now we know, 101 = forever.
These "aides", did they have butterfly nets and tasers?
?&!
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"I am more of a manipulative bitch than a cunt"
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In other Unfitney news...she could be chucking Jive (yeah, that's right SHE could be getting rid of Jive, more like Jive getting rid of her.)
anyway....
Yesterday the big rumor was Britney changing from JIVE to Geffen. Today's a whole new basketball game. X17online.com is reporting that Britney may switch to Maloof Music , owned by George Maloof* - owner of the Palms Hotel in Las Vegas and the Sacramento Kings.
"Maloof Music already has a reputation for being particularly starlet-friendly," reports X17. "And it does seem like Britney's meetings with the Maloofs got her extra-motivated to get working on her album - don't forget, the very next day after meeting with George we caught her going to the studio!
And the kicker? The Maloofs may own Maloof Productions - but all the records they put out get distributed through David Geffen's Interscope label!
Of course, all of this is still pure speculation at the moment, although the continuing silence of folks like Jive/Zomba and Larry Rudolph does lead us to believe that important moves are being made behind the scenes."
from bh
*George Maloof is the man Unfitney is in talks with to perform in vegas later this year, for her comeback
~*~"But I don't believe there's a rule book, and I don't believe I have to live by society's standards." ~ Xtina~*~
Britney Vs Christina - Battle of the fake blondes
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k-hRmiXL51I
God bless Britney. I hope she gets well for her kid's sake and for her own. Child stars often end up mentally effed up. Parents that think their children are progenies of greatness should give their children a CHILDHOOD first and then let the CHILD GROW UP and decide for themselves what the heck they want to do with their lives.
Submitted by M.E. on June 10, 2008 - 7:11pm.
OH and, if you are seriously working out, you don't wear big dangling earrings.
PLEEEEEEEEZE!
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No kidding! The earrings and makeup need to go when working out.
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How much is Christian Audigier paying her to sport?
Stop posting about this ho'.
I'll help dig her grave! I'm sick of this bitch. Everyone is saying "great, new body", etc. I don't see much of a difference. She's still a wacked out, trash diver as far as I can tell. Go away, Brit!
OH and, if you are seriously working out, you don't wear big dangling earrings.
PLEEEEEEEEZE!
Plus, haven't we seen her "working out" spending 40 seconds on a treadmill?
Seriously, what is wrong with her eyes? She looks disturbing. Or just disturbed.
It pisses me off she goes to Bally's and causes all this ruckus for us poor folk who work out there.
Can't she get a better work out at home or some other exclusive gym used by celebrities?
ATTENTION WHORE!
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Loud and nasty, baby, that's the only way it sticks.
Nanners, seriously.
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you are missed on the day dlisted baby!
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Cause your mouth's writing checks that your ass can't cash.
she's not working out!
If you truly work out, be it from the gym, what you do for a living, whatever, you can eat all the junk food you want and not gain an ounce, trust. I live on Burger King.
"rolls eyes at the thought of this bitch working out."
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Cause your mouth's writing checks that your ass can't cash.
If Brit knows who Rudolph Valentino is Chester Cheetah can bitch slap me.
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