Cheeto Glow
Brit Brit left Bally's gym yesterday looking like she was freshly sprayed down with Cheeto dust. She's looking a little burned, so they probably switched to the Flamin' Hot Cheetos. Speaking of, I can't find those rojo caliente cheetos anywhere! I used to eat bags of that nasty shit daily, but it makes your fingers look like you've been in Tommy Girl's no-no hole.
In other BS news, the Daily Star claims Brit Brit has already bought her burial plot! Daddy Spears allowed Brit Brit to go to a film screening at the Hollywood Forever Cemetery. Brit Brit got bored while watching the movie so she wandered around and found Rudolph Valentino's grave. This made her think of Marilyn Monroe and that's when she told her friend she wanted to be buried there.
A source said, "She’s fascinated that Marilyn asked her favorite make-up artist to make her look beautiful after she died and picked her own burial plot. So when Britney saw Rudolph Valentino’s grave at the cemetery she shrieked and said she wanted one. She told her aides: ‘I ’m going to live for ever so I want to be brought to the Forever Cemetery when I’m 101.’” Wait...what if she isn't dead when she's 101? She wants to be brought there anyway?
This just isn't true. Brit Brit doesn't want to be buried with the regular folk! She wants to be cremated and mixed with her two true loves: frapp powder and Cheeto dust. Me too, actually.
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my cvs and texaco gas station recently started carrying rojo caliente cheetos...i think they are making a strong comeback, brit brit is in luck. im still on the search for flamin hot funyuns though
Submitted by Hekki on June 10, 2008 - 2:56pm.
And what does her shirt say? Smet?
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Well, as near as I can figure out, it's 'cause I, uh, fight and fuck too much.
I swear Daddy Spears is just putting out these bullshit stories to keep her name on blogs.
On the plus side: no stray body parts....
She told her aides: ‘I ’m going to live for ever so I want to be brought to the Forever Cemetery when I’m 101.’”
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Come now. Can you be sure she didn't say: 'I need a new sweater. Take me to Forever 21.'?
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Bloated hellbag...yes, I love using that description of Brit. Fits her perfectly.
She is moronic, out of shape, untalented, selfish, spoiled...
If MK gets to edit, then so do I.
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Nasty skank cunt. Hey Unfitney - If you want help dying - i'll help you! See you in London skank!
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Britney Vs Christina - Battle of the fake blondes
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k-hRmiXL51I
Given the look in her eyes, she's probably on enough Thorazine to kill a rhino. And people still tan? I guess she figures she needs more sun spots on her chest.
Just when I thought she couldn't do anything dumber. I really can't stand this bitch.
They don't sell Flamin Hot Cheetos in Canada :(
I think she looks bloated. I betcha its the meds. But her eyes are SO droopy...judging by that and her makeup and her sunburn, I'd say they need to tweak her dosage.
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My bunnies have a pet squirrel. We call her "Santa".
Lean Like A Chola!
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Submitted by M.E. on June 10, 2008 - 5:59pm.
She has been going to the gym, everyday for what a month or so now??
Shouldn't this cunt be slimming down?
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She should be slimming down, but if you still eat the wrong food then all of the exercise in the world won't help you. I can just see her on a stairmaster with a damned Frapp in one hand and a greasy McDonalds burger in the other. Yech!
For a dumb bitch worth millions, she really does have the tackiest, cheapest looking jewelery. Ever.
I could give a rat's ass about Britney but I love Flamin Hot Cheetos. Yum!!
They should let her "test" the tomb of her choice. Slam the drawer and seal it shut.
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There's a lot of pretty, pretty ones
That want to get you high
But all the pretty, pretty ones
Will leave you low and blow your mind
We're all stars now in the dope show
I want this bitch to disappear, completely, forever!!!!!!!!
beefy fucker up there. beefy.
ummmm, beef........drooollll
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Cause your mouth's writing checks that your ass can't cash.
M.E. - I kinda thought her thighs were a little less thick. She might want to work on her arms tho, they still look like rolls of dough.
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Why am I just really noticing her dumbo, I'm a retard ears now?
I think I found her mate..
there is a man who pranced around naked on top of his care true story (on my site) he he...
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who lets the crazies out??
She has been going to the gym, everyday for what a month or so now??
Shouldn't this cunt be slimming down?
And what does her shirt say? Smet?
Marilyn is not buried but in a moseleum.
well that was a pretty sorry cheeto report. GO BACK TO ATTACKING PEOPLE WITH UMBRELLAS BRIT!
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BTW: she looks like hell
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R. Valentino isn't buried at the same cemetary as M. Monroe. Jayne Manfield yes....Monroe no.
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This can't be true. Marilyn isn't buried at Hollywood Forever - she's interred at the much tinier and less crowded Westwood Memorial...
It's a good thing she bought that plot cuz if nothing else does it she should be dead of skin cancer within a year.
On a completely different note: Shouldn't she be spending her her time and money buying things for the 2 LIVES she brought into this world instead of her own death?
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My bunnies have a pet squirrel. We call her "Santa".
Lean Like A Chola!
I'm Back, Beechez! WHASHOWT!