Tuesday, June 10th 2008

Brooke Hogan Does Not Approve

20-year-old Brooke Hogan is "totally freaked out" over her 48-year-old mother dating a 19-year-old tool. Yes, that dude is 19. Yes, in human years. Brooke told E! News, "I personally don’t like it at all or condone it, but she’s my mom, so I have to show her support." Say what?

Brooke also said that Linda's new beast-boy or whatever we're calling him is one of Nick Hogan's classmates. She went on to say, "I went to school with him. He was a grade under me...Me and Nick know him well. Me and Nick are two years apart, and he was right between us (in school)."

The Hogan family is a house full of OLD. They make the Lohans look like pre-schoolers.

Brooke should be freaked out. Both her parents are dating twats that look like their kids. They all look the same! What if they accidentally get into the wrong bed at night (it happens)? Barf inducer.

Posted by: Michael K


Whatever's picture

No wonder Nick got drunk and drove. His MOTHER is fucking a 19 year old! YIKES!

Violetta's picture

The Hogans are the epitamy of classless!

WildGuy's picture

only reason Brooke is upset, is mom beat her to the guy ... hey girls, you could always share ... threesome?

(erm! excuse me, it's going to take quite a while for me to get that horrible thought out of my head... [commencing bashing my head against a brick wall])

Little miss's picture

Submitted by ChubbyWubby on June 11, 2008 - 3:21pm.
Little Miss-I second that!

I also LOVE your funny tag line!
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thanks, sweetheart! The tag was recommended to me by some nice D-lister Paganone, who was right that it passes perfectly with my avi :-)))

I hope that Linda's new BF isn't fruit or nuts ))) and she has fun with him.

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Men are like a box of chocolates, if you wait too long the only ones left are the fruity ones or the nuts!

Fake dating site ads lead to your identity- and money theft.

ChubbyWubby's picture

Little Miss-I second that!

I also LOVE your funny tag line!

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Little miss's picture

Brook who?? Fake tits, fake eyelashes, fake hair weave and such a sofisticated glance... This trailer trash wannabe lady tries too hard to look important.

Her mom is cool though to date a younger man! Good impact to emancipation.

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Men are like a box of chocolates, if you wait too long the only ones left are the fruity ones or the nuts!

Fake dating site ads lead to your identity- and money theft.

How do you spell White Trash?

H-O-G-A-N

Michaela's picture

Pregnancy hormones are affecting me! I thought that was Janie Lane of Warrant!

19 yo with a cougar!!! BARF

did anyone see terry bollea on larry king? he was asked about this. he has heard the media reports linda & 19 y.o. but no comment. however he took that opportunity to say he isn't dating brooke's friend and that the "girl" he is dating is 34.

Ford_Prefect's picture

Jealousy is a terrible thing, Brooke-Poo. Actually, he looks a little too much like Baby Huey for my tastes.

"I love deadlines. I love the whooshing noise they make as they go by."
~~~Douglas Adams~~~

Pootie's picture

Textbook trailer trash with money. Go the fuck away!

Dressing in the closet is a no-no.

NO. JUST NO.

parissucksliterally's picture

You can get my email from DebFromHell.....or better yet, I am chatting with her now.....I will have her contact you...

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islandgirl's picture

OK, PSL, I'm on. Now how do I invite you?

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Sláinte duine a ól.

Have they only been out together once? I'm sick of her outfit!

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A video movie could improve your life.

parissucksliterally's picture

You have to download Messenger onto your computer....takes a few minutes....a lot of us are on it, takes a lot of extra off topic conversation out of here, which I'm sure readers appreciate...lol

You can access Messenger by going to yahoo main page, you'll find it on the left hand side under "More Yahoo Services"

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islandgirl's picture

PSL, I have a Yahoo email address, can I get it from there? I am seriously technologically impaired. Well, OK. I'm just impaired. :)

Tell me how?

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riverchic's picture

Brooke Hogan = $100 hair-do on a 10 cent head...

Sexecution's picture

The Hogan's are a family of shitbags, does ANYONE approve of these filthy douche bags?

parissucksliterally's picture

IG: do you have Yahoo IM?

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" Do you know I once interviewed Nicky [Hilton]? “I asked her a question about her handbag line. She actually had to look to the side to find out if she even had one." - Jules Asner

islandgirl's picture

PSL!!! I'm still trying to get used to the time change, never mind the frickin' temperature. I am par-boiled!!

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parissucksliterally's picture

Hi IG!
There are a few stragglers here tonight...

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" Do you know I once interviewed Nicky [Hilton]? “I asked her a question about her handbag line. She actually had to look to the side to find out if she even had one." - Jules Asner

islandgirl's picture

Am I the only one here? *crickets*

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Suzy from C's picture

Brooke don't be so upset. Maybe he'll rub suntan lotion on your ass too like old hulk did.

roxie's picture

Go older buddy, but not that much older. Not so sure if he has ever heard of menopause.

James_Haven's picture

James Haven has to get ready for his interview with E! James Haven would eventually like to get his own show. Call it "Let's chat with James Haven" sounds good?

Well, anyway, James Haven has to be on top of his game because he knows Ryan Seacrest will try to sabotage James Haven's chance. Ryan is jealous of James Haven because Ryan's date tried to bust a move on James Haven!

Sweet dreams....of......James Haven!

btw: good news: Angie and Dad are trying to patch things up. James Haven has been trying to get these two together for quite some time. If nothing else, perhaps we will get to watch them both go batshit again, on national T.V.! Good times!

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I've heard what people are saying, and it's a very weird thing. They're going into a realm where it's something that's almost ugly, rather than something that can be so beautiful.

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Submitted by Mr. President on June 10, 2008 - 10:31pm.

James Haven, good evening. I am late to the party as usual, but I have question. Word on the street is that Dr. Dre may be fudging his academic credentials and *gasp* may not have actually earned a doctorate in eastern philosophy from UCLA, as he claims.
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Evening Pres....um...well...James Haven doesn't know anything about that. There was this one time, when James Haven and Dr. Dre were throwing back Tequila like nobody's business, and we got to talkin' about how we could tell everyone we have fancy degrees and such....but we never went any further then talking about it! ;)

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I've heard what people are saying, and it's a very weird thing. They're going into a realm where it's something that's almost ugly, rather than something that can be so beautiful.

Mr. President's picture

James Haven, good evening. I am late to the party as usual, but I have question. Word on the street is that Dr. Dre may be fudging his academic credentials and *gasp* may not have actually earned a doctorate in eastern philosophy from UCLA, as he claims.

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Actually, I'm just the President of the Dungeons and Dragons club here in town.

James_Haven's picture

Submitted by Rishkin on June 10, 2008 - 10:23pm.
Submitted by James_Haven on June 10, 2008 - 10:29pm.
Submitted by Rishkin on June 10, 2008 - 9:23pm.

I luv you dlisted people...

Jaaames... ♥♥♥♥♥♥

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James Haven does too! Why he was just tellin' Dr. Dre about you guys. Going on and on about Team Valtrex, Sheeps, ESE, TigerLilly, etc...and he said "SHEEPS?! WTF? STFU James Haven, you talkin' crazy shit!, where do you come up with this shit?"

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ARE YOU TALKING TO ME?

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Yes.....James Haven was saying he loves his dlisted bunch too....he was telling Dr. Dre all about you guys......

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I've heard what people are saying, and it's a very weird thing. They're going into a realm where it's something that's almost ugly, rather than something that can be so beautiful.

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Submitted by Rishkin on June 10, 2008 - 10:23pm.
Submitted by James_Haven on June 10, 2008 - 10:29pm.
Submitted by Rishkin on June 10, 2008 - 9:23pm.

I luv you dlisted people...

Jaaames... ♥♥♥♥♥♥

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James Haven does too! Why he was just tellin' Dr. Dre about you guys. Going on and on about Team Valtrex, Sheeps, ESE, TigerLilly, etc...and he said "SHEEPS?! WTF? STFU James Haven, you talkin' crazy shit!, where do you come up with this shit?"

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ARE YOU TALKING TO ME?

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Yes.....James Haven was saying he loves his dlisted bunch too....he was telling Dr. Dre all about you guys......

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I've heard what people are saying, and it's a very weird thing. They're going into a realm where it's something that's almost ugly, rather than something that can be so beautiful.

Rishkin's picture

Submitted by James_Haven on June 10, 2008 - 10:29pm.
Submitted by Rishkin on June 10, 2008 - 9:23pm.

I luv you dlisted people...

Jaaames... ♥♥♥♥♥♥

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James Haven does too! Why he was just tellin' Dr. Dre about you guys. Going on and on about Team Valtrex, Sheeps, ESE, TigerLilly, etc...and he said "SHEEPS?! WTF? STFU James Haven, you talkin' crazy shit!, where do you come up with this shit?"

James what happens on Dlisted should stay on Dlisted.LOL
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ARE YOU TALKING TO ME?

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Submitted by Manimal5 on June 10, 2008 - 9:58pm.

James what happens on Dlisted should stay on Dlisted.LOL

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Word, Manny!

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I've heard what people are saying, and it's a very weird thing. They're going into a realm where it's something that's almost ugly, rather than something that can be so beautiful.

Submitted by parissucksliterally on June 10, 2008 - 11:14pm.

People have made friends here...it's great...

PSL, I envy you having met Aphid IRL too btw. *sniffle*

Women dating younger men makes more sense than old fucks cradle-robbing-er "dating" young women.

Viagra is fucking retarded. RETARDED. If you can't get it the fuck up on your own then let that fucking limp dick die in peace.

Mr. President's picture

It's fun to rag on these celebrities, well worth putting up with the occasional troll.

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Actually, I'm just the President of the Dungeons and Dragons club here in town.

parissucksliterally's picture

Mr. President, by "Outsiders" , I mean people that don't read and comment on Dlisted.

People have made friends here...it's great...

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" Do you know I once interviewed Nicky [Hilton]? “I asked her a question about her handbag line. She actually had to look to the side to find out if she even had one." - Jules Asner

Mr. President's picture

PSL, Am I an outsider, or an insider?
Speaking of outside/inside, Brooke is doing a pretty good job here of tucking it in.

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Actually, I'm just the President of the Dungeons and Dragons club here in town.

Submitted by Manimal5 on June 10, 2008 - 10:58pm.

James what happens on Dlisted should stay on Dlisted.LOL

Manimal, dream on and don't talk about doing the barnyard animals. This kind of thing tends to 'get around' on the internetz. lol

parissucksliterally's picture

Submitted by Manimal5 on June 10, 2008 - 7:58pm.

James what happens on Dlisted should stay on Dlisted.LOL
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EXACTLY.
"Outsiders" just don't get it.

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"I'm undecided about you again....mightn't be right if you're not here...."
-Fiona Apple "Oh Sailor"

Manimal5's picture

Submitted by James_Haven on June 10, 2008 - 10:29pm.
Submitted by Rishkin on June 10, 2008 - 9:23pm.

I luv you dlisted people...

Jaaames... ♥♥♥♥♥♥

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James Haven does too! Why he was just tellin' Dr. Dre about you guys. Going on and on about Team Valtrex, Sheeps, ESE, TigerLilly, etc...and he said "SHEEPS?! WTF? STFU James Haven, you talkin' crazy shit!, where do you come up with this shit?"

James what happens on Dlisted should stay on Dlisted.LOL

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Mr. President's picture

Hi, PSL. I have to admit that she looks not bad here, too. But I barf a little in my mouth at the thought that the Hulkster has no doubt pounded his pud to that picture more than a few times.

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Actually, I'm just the President of the Dungeons and Dragons club here in town.

Heya, PSL. I think I stumped your troll for now. I dared him/her to try and troll me. haha

Hope you are doing well.

I agree with you! For once, I can honestly say Brooke looks fem. She actually looks good in purple. I'm jealous. Purple is one of my fav colors but I can't pull off wearing it.

parissucksliterally's picture

I think Brooke looks really good in that picture- holy shit. I cannot believe I just said that.

Hi everyone!
How are you felling Frito?

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"I'm undecided about you again....mightn't be right if you're not here...."
-Fiona Apple "Oh Sailor"

Mr. President's picture

Wow, coming home after a long day and night to another damn Hogan on my screen. Have to admit Brooke is rocking an unusually non-tranny look there. But the hotness factor is completely annihilted by the knowledge that she is a Hogan, and therefore a fucktard.

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Actually, I'm just the President of the Dungeons and Dragons club here in town.

Submitted by FritoDorito on June 10, 2008 - 10:43pm.

I hate how there are some girls now who are putting brown lowlights in their bleached blonde hair. The have the whole Reeses pieces thing going on.

FritoDorito,

That was freaking hilarious!!!!!!!!!!!!! Bwahahahahahah! *tears*

James Haven,

Wherever you are, love you precious. ♥ ;)

FritoDorito's picture

I hate how there are some girls now who are putting brown lowlights in their bleached blonde hair. The have the whole Reeses pieces thing going on.
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Geez, Banana shut your friggin' gob, okay?

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Submitted by Rishkin on June 10, 2008 - 9:23pm.

I luv you dlisted people...

Jaaames... ♥♥♥♥♥♥

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James Haven does too! Why he was just tellin' Dr. Dre about you guys. Going on and on about Team Valtrex, Sheeps, ESE, TigerLilly, etc...and he said "SHEEPS?! WTF? STFU James Haven, you talkin' crazy shit!, where do you come up with this shit?"

Rishkn ♥♥♥♥♥♥

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I've heard what people are saying, and it's a very weird thing. They're going into a realm where it's something that's almost ugly, rather than something that can be so beautiful.

roxie's picture

that is way too much of an age difference, but maybe his only chance for some quick fame

Rishkin's picture

Submitted by James_Haven on June 10, 2008 - 10:09pm.
Submitted by Rishkin on June 10, 2008 - 9:02pm.

I ♥ James Haven

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If James Haven knew that fancy footwork with the "heart", he would do it right back at ya, Rishkin!

SmOOches!

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I luv you dlisted people...

Jaaames... ♥♥♥♥♥♥

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James_Haven's picture

Submitted by ♥ on June 10, 2008 - 9:16pm.

James Haven,

You can just copy-paste the heart, hun (just like how you copy-pasted Rishkin's message to you).

Love you, sweet bebe. You are a good messenger.

Hearts for you ♥♥♥♥
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Well thank you, ♥! SmOOches for you! ♥♥♥♥

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I've heard what people are saying, and it's a very weird thing. They're going into a realm where it's something that's almost ugly, rather than something that can be so beautiful.