Brooke Hogan Does Not Approve
20-year-old Brooke Hogan is "totally freaked out" over her 48-year-old mother dating a 19-year-old tool. Yes, that dude is 19. Yes, in human years. Brooke told E! News, "I personally don’t like it at all or condone it, but she’s my mom, so I have to show her support." Say what?
Brooke also said that Linda's new beast-boy or whatever we're calling him is one of Nick Hogan's classmates. She went on to say, "I went to school with him. He was a grade under me...Me and Nick know him well. Me and Nick are two years apart, and he was right between us (in school)."
The Hogan family is a house full of OLD. They make the Lohans look like pre-schoolers.
Brooke should be freaked out. Both her parents are dating twats that look like their kids. They all look the same! What if they accidentally get into the wrong bed at night (it happens)? Barf inducer.
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What a cute little froggy!
These hillbillies are in a contest to out-gross each other.
Why must us innocent bystanders be splashed with their trashcan residue?
"This ain't rock n roll. This is genocide!"
when 19 finds out Linda can't get him backstage passes to Hulks matches, he'll be gone.
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James Haven,
You can just copy-paste the heart, hun (just like how you copy-pasted Rishkin's message to you).
Love you, sweet bebe. You are a good messenger.
Hearts for you ♥♥♥♥
Submitted by Rishkin on June 10, 2008 - 9:02pm.
I ♥ James Haven
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If James Haven knew that fancy footwork with the "heart", he would do it right back at ya, Rishkin!
SmOOches!
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I've heard what people are saying, and it's a very weird thing. They're going into a realm where it's something that's almost ugly, rather than something that can be so beautiful.
Submitted by Clarisse on June 10, 2008 - 8:50pm.
James Haven,
I have grown to love you...don't (or maybe you could) hold it against me...
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SmOOches, Clarisse!
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I've heard what people are saying, and it's a very weird thing. They're going into a realm where it's something that's almost ugly, rather than something that can be so beautiful.
Brook should be happy Momma has a new boy toy. At least this time, when someone is rubbing oil deep onto her ass...she won't feel so guilty about her sexual sensors going off. Yeah, like that family ever felt guilty about anything...moral or immoral.
~Egotism - usually just a case of mistaken nonentity..Barbara Stanwyck~
She's no dummy--19 goes into 48 a lot more times than 48 goes into 19. Even I can do that math.
I ♥ James Haven
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He looks like a grown up Child of the Corn.
Submitted by Lor on June 10, 2008 - 9:38pm.
I think she looks great. I am so sick of the age old double standard.
I see what your're saying but when I was 19, dating a 48 yr. old woman was like dating someones Grandma.
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Oi! Absolutely off topic (forgive) but i'm pop'n back in to say....
Sheeps,
English, it as what was at dinner. =) is, what? he and me....
I don't normally post at night, but...
James Haven,
I have grown to love you...don't (or maybe you could) hold it against me...
AND...
"The Riches"...MUST SEE!
Sooooo YEAH!!! Back to The Riches.
Kisses!!!
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Dick happens!
MK, I sure hope you're forgoing Tela Tequila or America's Top MILF to watch Hulk Hogan on Larry King - the quiver in his voice makes me think he knows which way the wind will blow in his civil suit. Poor Nick - you and others who posted his private phone conversations from jail just included what you wanted to hear and left out the other parts (which according to Hulkster were apparently nothing but prayers they were saying over the phone for the guy in the coma)... during a commercial break they promoted the other family's attorney will be on Nancy Grace tomorrow to respond to this interview, sounds very must-see.
I am not surprised by that. I am not surprised by that. I saw her profile on millionaire dating site "W e a l t h yR o m a n c e.c o m" last week. Apparently she is dating online now.
Submitted by Momus the Sarcastic on June 10, 2008 - 8:17pm.
JamesHaven: Evening smooches to you. Yes, I saw your award-winning indie short. Hilarious. Almost as much fun as rolling in and rolling up some catnip. Purrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr.
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Thank you for those kind words! SmOOches!
It is so rare that James Haven gets any kind of mention for his work when he is overshadowed by that man stealin' ho of a sister!
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I've heard what people are saying, and it's a very weird thing. They're going into a realm where it's something that's almost ugly, rather than something that can be so beautiful.
Sorry.....James Haven is having a snort of a time with his avie...
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I've heard what people are saying, and it's a very weird thing. They're going into a realm where it's something that's almost ugly, rather than something that can be so beautiful.
I think she looks great. I am so sick of the age old double standard. Men do this shit all the time, i.e., Bruce Willis, Michael Douglass, and on and on. STOP THE FUCKING SEXISM ALREADY.
is there a self respecting hogan amongst this trash? i think not...
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sexy motherfucker...
That guy is 19? I was thinking a solid 35. Maybe it's the bleach blond hair that makes these freaks look old... Bleach blond is not flattering on anyone.
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Geez, Banana shut your friggin' gob, okay?
HELP! IT's TAKING A MILLION YEARS FOR THE PAGES TO LOAD! WHY?!?!?
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Nevermind.
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Tigerlily: Regarding tourists: aren't we just speaking hyothetically about your ancestors in the Roman amphitheater during ancient times? ;)!
Zookeepers should not interfere with your history lesson! Purrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr.
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I didn’t say that it was your fault – I said that I was going to blame you.
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Submitted by Momus the Sarcastic on June 10, 2008 - 8:10pm.
Tigerlily: Are tourists more tasty when they have been internally marinaded with catnip-cousin and cheap wine? Think San Francisco Zoo.
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*Licking chops, sharpening claws*...Why yes, they are...Just ask Tatimanna, god rest her soul... *Zoo officials approaching again...* Er, I mean, I don't know what you're talking about!
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Sorry, Roger, you are tiger now...
Submitted by James Haven on June 10, 2008 - 9:16pm.
hey, JH!... what, no avie?
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"Camera, got them images.
Camera got them all.
Nothing's shocking..."
JamesHaven: Evening smooches to you. Yes, I saw your award-winning indie short. Hilarious. Almost as much fun as rolling in and rolling up some catnip. Purrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr.
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I didn’t say that it was your fault – I said that I was going to blame you.
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He's the demon offspring of Tom Petty and Johnny Winter.
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My life is nothing but a convoluted drinking game.
Evening cream puffs!
Brooke was aghast to learn of her meemaw and this young chap. She told James Haven in a phone interview on Monday. James Haven moonlights as a reporter in his spare time.
She said she refuses to call him "daddy" as he requested and the thought of her mother with someone who looks just like her brother! "Vomitrousis" she exclaimed! ("exclaimed" is a word we reporters use as a fancy way of saying "cried out in excitement"
See James Haven in his Oscar winning performance!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2w9cKFiCrSU
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Angelina Jolie and I love each other. IF that's
COO-GAH, baby.
I'm glad someone is the parental figure in that freak show of a family.
Poor girl, she probably can't get a 19 year-old and old mama hoochie is preying on the young and innocent.
I kinda like Brooke now. At least she isn't shopping around for a reality show after damn near killing her best friend. Nor is she hitting the town like a newly released inmate.
Brooke keep your head up!!!!!
Tigerlily: Are tourists more tasty when they have been internally marinaded with catnip-cousin and cheap wine? Think San Francisco Zoo.
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I didn’t say that it was your fault – I said that I was going to blame you.
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Submitted by Tigerlilly on June 10, 2008 - 9:05pm.
you HAD to bring up peanut butter cups!... that's it!!... going to the store
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"Camera, got them images.
Camera got them all.
Nothing's shocking..."
Submitted by Momus the Sarcastic on June 10, 2008 - 7:59pm.
ESE: But, some munchies are sooooooooooo good; Dove dark chocolate, for example.
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Oh, yeah, an Lay's Potato Chips, Reese's Peanut Butter Cups, Krispy Kreme donuts, obnoxious tourists that throw pine cones at me... Delicious!...Huh? what? That last one? Oh, that was just a metaphor...I didn't really mean...Uh,oh, zoo officials approaching. Gotta dash!
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Sorry, Roger, you are tiger now...
Tigerlily: Catnip is so heavenly ... so natural ... so green. No nasty carbon footprint either. Great with iced catnip tea. Purrrrrrrrrrrrr.
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I didn’t say that it was your fault – I said that I was going to blame you.
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Last time I checked getting in to bars you had to be 21. Oh yeah i forgot the Hogans have no problem letting underage kids drink. Wonder if she let him drive home? Maybe they could race someone. WHITE TRASH PIGS!
Submitted by Momus the Sarcastic on June 10, 2008 - 8:59pm.
ooohhh, chocolate... see!... it's working already!!
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"Camera, got them images.
Camera got them all.
Nothing's shocking..."
This entire family disgusts me. You can take the family out of the trailer park, but you can't take the trailer park out of them.
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The only gossip I'm interested in is in the Weekly World News - 'Woman's bra burst, 11 injured.' That kind of thing. -Johnny Depp
ESE: But, some munchies are sooooooooooo good; Dove dark chocolate, for example.
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I didn’t say that it was your fault – I said that I was going to blame you.
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Submitted by Momus the Sarcastic on June 10, 2008 - 7:53pm.
Tigerlily and ESE: Catnip is proof that God, in her infinite wisdom and love, wants us to have fun.
Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah. Purrrrrrrrrrrrrr.
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Preach, my sista, preach....*rolling big fat catnip doobie*...
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Sorry, Roger, you are tiger now...
Submitted by Momus the Sarcastic on June 10, 2008 - 8:53pm.
it may just be a scam to make us go out late at night to buy munchies... just sayin'!LOL!
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"Camera, got them images.
Camera got them all.
Nothing's shocking..."
Tigerlily and ESE: Catnip is proof that God, in her infinite wisdom and love, wants us to have fun.
Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah. Purrrrrrrrrrrrrr.
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I didn’t say that it was your fault – I said that I was going to blame you.
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Submitted by EveryStrangersEyes on June 10, 2008 - 7:46pm.
Submitted by Tigerlilly on June 10, 2008 - 8:43pm.
*throwing catnip*... testify!
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My paw to Jesus if I'm lyin'.....
Ahh....catnip...the herb of saints...and sinners...;-)
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Sorry, Roger, you are tiger now...
I read 48 year old Brooke Hogan, it's weird how her mom looks younger than she does sometimes and sometimes they look so alike that they're like some whitetrash mom and daughter Barbie doll!
Your face!
Submitted by Tigerlilly on June 10, 2008 - 8:43pm.
*throwing catnip*... testify!
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"Camera, got them images.
Camera got them all.
Nothing's shocking..."
NAST! This stupid old cow doesn't realize this guy is using her??? She deserves it then! How delusional to think this kid is boning her cuz he loves ancient pussy and saggy cow udders! Whatevs! I could see, MAYBE, MAYBE if she were actually hot, but, um, no....Aw, hell no!
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Sorry, Roger, you are tiger now...
Brooke's just being pissy cuz he'd rather bone mom than her.
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I didn’t say that it was your fault – I said that I was going to blame you.
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Brooke looks good in this picture.
He's 19?!.. guys with white hair and red faces..yuck!!
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Brooke resembles the new "Fera Faucet" Real Doll. Batteries not included!
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Hogan family=attention whores
Oh, MK you slay me! "Accidentally" get into the wrong bed at night. You saw those pics of Hulkster rubbing lotion on his daughter's pikachu area. There's no accident about it when they share beds.
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Goo is what tape is all about! Goo is what makes it tape instead of paper!
Submitted by Clarisse on June 10, 2008 - 3:44pm.
It's not Nick and she, it's I and he.
Me stand corrected.
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I have a friend who is 19 and looks like he's 40. Or at least late 30s. We're always trying to get him to buy us booze because he would so not get carded, but he won't.