Brooke Hogan Does Not Approve
20-year-old Brooke Hogan is "totally freaked out" over her 48-year-old mother dating a 19-year-old tool. Yes, that dude is 19. Yes, in human years. Brooke told E! News, "I personally don’t like it at all or condone it, but she’s my mom, so I have to show her support." Say what?
Brooke also said that Linda's new beast-boy or whatever we're calling him is one of Nick Hogan's classmates. She went on to say, "I went to school with him. He was a grade under me...Me and Nick know him well. Me and Nick are two years apart, and he was right between us (in school)."
The Hogan family is a house full of OLD. They make the Lohans look like pre-schoolers.
Brooke should be freaked out. Both her parents are dating twats that look like their kids. They all look the same! What if they accidentally get into the wrong bed at night (it happens)? Barf inducer.
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Submitted by Mrs.Kravitz on June 10, 2008 - 8:02pm.
hey! quit feelin' up Sheeps!... oh, i read that wrong!
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"Camera, got them images.
Camera got them all.
Nothing's shocking..."
Submitted by EveryStrangersEyes on June 10, 2008 - 5:00pm.
oh no, it was me! DUH. I reread it and figured it out.
[feeling sheepish]
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Well, as near as I can figure out, it's 'cause I, uh, fight and fuck too much.
Submitted by Mrs.Kravitz on June 10, 2008 - 7:58pm.
don't mind me... drinkin'!LOL!
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"Camera, got them images.
Camera got them all.
Nothing's shocking..."
Submitted by EveryStrangersEyes on June 10, 2008 - 4:56pm.
it's comedy gold!
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Well, as near as I can figure out, it's 'cause I, uh, fight and fuck too much.
Submitted by Mrs.Kravitz on June 10, 2008 - 7:54pm.
but, ya gotta admit... this is the funniest outcome playdates with the family could have brought
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"Camera, got them images.
Camera got them all.
Nothing's shocking..."
Submitted by Miss Katty on June 10, 2008 - 6:51pm.
Whatever Brooke is doing here, I want her to keep doing it. She looks flawless.
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I had to check:
http://celebslam.buzznet.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/02/brooke-hogan-2.j...
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Submitted by EveryStrangersEyes on June 10, 2008 - 4:52pm.
thank "God"!!... finally, the moral compass has spoken
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Me and the moral compass don't approve of mommy's shenanigans or her increasingly hardening and rippling fake boobs...
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Well, as near as I can figure out, it's 'cause I, uh, fight and fuck too much.
thank "God"!!... finally, the moral compass has spoken
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"Camera, got them images.
Camera got them all.
Nothing's shocking..."
Bottom feeders
Whatever Brooke is doing here, I want her to keep doing it. She looks flawless.
Of course she could be wearing Lucite hooker heels in which case I take it all back.
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No I haven't been drinking, why do you ask?
Guess Brookie better teach Mommy's new boy toy how to rub tan lotion on her leathery ass.
~"~"~"~"~~Mess with me and I'll bite you!.....Monquita Loca~~"~"~"~"~
Yeah - it's pretty damn disturbing how similar they all are....
I knew a woman once who liked younger guys and they always (becuz younger guys don't stick around long, lotsa younger men want to fuck a mom but they generally don't want to date one) reminded me of her son. Honest to God, I don't think she noticed. It was creepy but seeing as she wasn't creepy, in general, I didn't worry about it too much.
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My bunnies have a pet squirrel. We call her "Santa".
Lean Like A Chola!
I'm Back, Beechez! WHASHOWT!
he's on myspace. just type his name. like the 3rd one down. dude, this guy is just a kid and seems imatture but apparently he's had older women before. she'll get over him soon enough.
Submitted by Notoriousrem_22 on June 10, 2008 - 7:13pm.
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Her husband is just as fucking gross, if not moreso. Come on - his new chick looks exactly like his daughter! Incest much? Ew. This family just needs to hurry up and become extinct already.
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"Tact is just not saying true stuff - I'll pass."
If dignity can avoid this fucked up family, why can't the media?
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"Don't get me twisted with average fan losers you have encountered. I am not one of them."
"I am more of a manipulative bitch than a cunt"
"LOVE ANGELINA aka HEART ANGELINA"
Does anyone else find his Hulk Hogan-esq hair really really disturbing.
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No I haven't been drinking, why do you ask?
TYPO!: I forgot to add "ON THE"
Why, oh why? Who the hell cares about this family of Pig People?
Oh and the 19 year-old looks like a totally flabby dork. Way to go Mom.
And as in the Dark all Cats are grey, the Pleasure of Corporal Enjoyment with an old Woman is at least equal and frequently superior; every Knack being by Practice capable by improvement.
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Well, as near as I can figure out, it's 'cause I, uh, fight and fuck too much.
Hubby is doing the same thing. Methinks that Mom is looking for a little payback. HOWEVER Dbl standards still applies to women and in the end she just comes across as foolish.
That being said. That is the best I have ever seen Brooke Hogan.
"Doesn't condone it but supports mother" = condoning.
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NO COMMENT!
But if this was a 48 year old guy with a 19 year old girl it would be 'ok'. Double standards are so whack, get over it. Let her be happy, her husband cheated on her with a younger girl she is just having some fun.
"Stay Far From Timid, Only Make Moves When Your Hearts In It and Live The Phrase Skys The Limit" - C.W. Aka The Notorious B.I.G. (R.I.P.)
while this is disgusting, who cares if slut-daughter "condones" it? a)doubtful if she even knows what the word means, and b)pay attention to your own nastiness. The whole fam is trash...
Creepy. When I was 19 I thought any chik over 30 was OLD.He's got that "I'M THE LUCKIEST DOUCHE PLANET"-look on his face too.
Brooke dun been learnt english good!
That's the best I've ever seen Brooke Hogan look. And WTF does her mother have in common with this kid? That is warped. And I'd say exactly the same thing if it was a 49 year old man and a 19 year old girl.
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J'aime ton dos quand tu dors sur le ventre
J'aime ton ventre quand tu dors sur le dos
J'apprécie aussi ceci côté-ci
Mais remontre-moi cela côté-là
Nanners, I hear you.
on my days at work, there isn't even a computer in the building.sucks.
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Cause your mouth's writing checks that your ass can't cash.
Submitted by christine the hoff on June 10, 2008 - 5:58pm.
The work day is a hell of a lot longer without Dlisted.
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"....AND THERE ARE NO MORE KNISHES!!!!"
From the Mind of Mabel Hodges
When your a teenager usually your just embarrassed by your parents existence. This situation makes that embarassment 10 fold. She's living in a world upside down at the moment.
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Nanners, miss seeing your slutty ass!
on topic,yes!
I believe she looks a tad more"female" here.
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Cause your mouth's writing checks that your ass can't cash.
Dissing, Hissing and Dysfunctional. The trifecta of families.
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Is it just me or does it look as if Brooke is cutting down on the male hormone treatments?
Linda is a smart ho to grab it while she can. She'll have the best stories in the old folks' home.
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"....AND THERE ARE NO MORE KNISHES!!!!"
From the Mind of Mabel Hodges
Submitted by madam s. on June 10, 2008 - 4:24pm.
And they all look like the same person with different wigs on.
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what in the blue fuck are you talkin about?!?!? its the SAME wig!! lol
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march on over to your mothers house and kick that bitch in the birthin' hole for not baking your cake filled head longer. Youre still all soft in the middle of your skull, just like an infant. -LoLo
you people are so judgemental! i mean really...do yall think she should go without sex for eight whole months?? well, 8 months unless he gets time off for good behavior...
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march on over to your mothers house and kick that bitch in the birthin' hole for not baking your cake filled head longer. Youre still all soft in the middle of your skull, just like an infant. -LoLo
Submitted by harlee25 on June 10, 2008 - 3:34pm.
can the 19-year old guy not get any pussy his own age? really...whats up with that?
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"then I repeat my former Advice that in your Amours you should prefer old Women to young ones. This you call a Paradox, and demand my reasons. They are these:
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8. 8th & lastly. They are so grateful!!!"
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Well, as near as I can figure out, it's 'cause I, uh, fight and fuck too much.
Sheeps...
It's not Nick and she, it's I and he. We...Me and He...
Bollocks. I'm off to watch the first season of "The Riches".
Ciao D-List hwores!
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Dick happens!
Family full of trash.
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"Tact is just not saying true stuff - I'll pass."
Holy crap, WTF is wrong with these people?!
"I think my mask of sanity is about to slip."
"Me and Nick" don't know nothin' 'bout grammar.
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"If I punched every bitch who called me fat, it would be dead bitches all up and down the highway."
Submitted by Karma Police on June 10, 2008 - 2:19pm.
That "19 year old" looks like the lead singer of Warrant. ewww....
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Jani Lane!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Submitted by harlee25 on June 10, 2008 - 6:34pm.
can the 19-year old guy not get any pussy his own age? really...whats up with that?
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Probably because dirty old bitches like that know more tricks in bed than your average 19-year-old bitch. Maybe they have firmer tits, but they won't play your rusty trombone, and that's what it's all about.
Submitted by Viva La Lohan on June 10, 2008 - 6:15pm.
These people make the Lohans look like Mormons. Who the fuck talks to E! about this kind of shit???
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People that are attention whores that's who.
Clarisse, you and Mrs K are too harsh on Nick and she.
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can the 19-year old guy not get any pussy his own age? really...whats up with that?
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Good for her. After having been married for so long, she should go out and have some fun now.
Only one way to fix this mess: Hulk needs to start dating Hayden Panettiere.
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Thank you Mrs. K.!!!!!
If i read "Me and Nick" one more *beep* *beep*ing time, i was going to punch something and the only thing near me is a 5 lb rabbit (that holds a grudge!)
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Dick happens!
Submitted by Karma Police on June 10, 2008 - 3:19pm.
I know! I thought that guy was like 28, which would still be creepy, but more age appropriate.
See Lindsay Lohan for what 21 looks like these days. These are scaaaary times we live in, folks.
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And let that bitch know I already suck cock for a living, but the pay sucks, so I have to do this website to make ends meet! - MK to Bradiful Bitch
Me and Nick didnt do to gud in skool neether
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I'm getting an incestual vibe from their parents' dating choices. Daddy Hogan's basically dating Brooke's clone, and Momma Hogan looks like she's doing the best she can to replace her main scissor sister, Nickypoopoo.