Brooke Hogan Does Not Approve
20-year-old Brooke Hogan is "totally freaked out" over her 48-year-old mother dating a 19-year-old tool. Yes, that dude is 19. Yes, in human years. Brooke told E! News, "I personally don’t like it at all or condone it, but she’s my mom, so I have to show her support." Say what?
Brooke also said that Linda's new beast-boy or whatever we're calling him is one of Nick Hogan's classmates. She went on to say, "I went to school with him. He was a grade under me...Me and Nick know him well. Me and Nick are two years apart, and he was right between us (in school)."
The Hogan family is a house full of OLD. They make the Lohans look like pre-schoolers.
Brooke should be freaked out. Both her parents are dating twats that look like their kids. They all look the same! What if they accidentally get into the wrong bed at night (it happens)? Barf inducer.
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Brooke is best not to say anything. She will be doing the same shit when she gets older. That guy looks older than 19.
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When kids hit one year old, it's like hanging out with a miniature drunk. You have to hold onto them. They bump into things. They laugh and cry. They urinate. They vomit. --- Johnny Depp
This family has some of the worst, most profoundly fucked up boundary issues I have ever heard of. And they are disgusting. And they all look like the same person with different wigs on.
Brooke i DO NOT APPROVE that you made your daddy give you money to put out the fucking worst pice of shit music ever!! I DO NOT APPROVE of you using your daddy's celebrity to 'try' to become famous! I DO NOT APPROVE OF YOU LYING TO THE PUBLIC THAT YOU ARE A WOMEN, because we all know your hiding a cock!! YOU SUCK SHIT!!
Submitted by Who Datt on June 10, 2008 - 5:17pm.
I'm starting to like Brock..er..Brooke.
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Don't get too cozy...I watched her get papped once about the poor bastard that her brother laid up in the hospital and she responded with something like:"Yeah, I really hope he gets better hey, do you know where I can get some size eleven shoes around here, like Paris'? I heard I could get them around here."
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That "19 year old" looks like the lead singer of Warrant. ewww....
Scary that that's what 19 looks like nowadays.
I'm starting to like Brock..er..Brooke. She looks hot in the pic here and, more importantly, she is becoming the moral voice of reason in her sick, twisted, broken DNA chain of a family.
I'll like her more if she divorces them legally, disowns them, changes her name and moves to New Zealand...as far away from them as possible without boarding a Voyager spacecraft.
Your mother dating one of your classmates has to hurt. It's an after school special, cougar style..
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well daddy has infatuation for his brookteeny so it's just logical that linda would be craving a little bit of little nicky especially since her own little butt boy is in jail where he belongs.
These people make the Lohans look like Mormons. Who the fuck talks to E! about this kind of shit???
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that kid is not even 19 in dog years. he has about as much hair as hulk. and fat hilbilly queen linda thinks that he likes her for her ehmmm..god this will hurt to type...ehm BEAUTY???ahhha silly bitch.
yeah date him.etc....:) go MOM!!
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Yeah, I bet the dude was in between Brooke and her brother- mostly during lunch, under the bleachers by the football field!