Dreamboat Gets Plastered
And not in the way he usually gets plastered! The Sun reports that Dreamboat spent hours in plaster for a new sculpture of himself. Dreamboat wants a marble statue of himself on a cross like Jesus Christ. Jesus Christ is right! Dreamy will debut the work at his solo London show on July 12th. The minute that statue goes up, the earth will crumble and the angels will cry.
The work is meant to symbolize his crucifixion by the media. Dreamy's artist friend, Nick Reynolds, is the one who came up with the idea. Probably after a long night of playing spin the crack pipe. Nick will use the plaster cast of Dreamy to make the masterpiece.
When I first saw these pictures, I thought Dreamy was making a real doll of himself for my private enjoyment. I was going to throw out my Carrot Top real doll to make room for Dreamy's. Wishful thinking.
This is reason #345,769 why you shouldn't smoke crack! Methinks Dreamboat is going to receive a cease and desist from Jesus Christ himself.
Thanks Joelena
Jesus Christ is very insulted.
Finally, he got a shower after that ....
Since when do you make a plaster cast for a marble sculpture?
When plaster of paris dries it gives off a lot of heat - I bet he roasted his peen.
any excuse to have to wash this fucker is a good one!
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hot damn, ho, here we go again.
I doubt Jesus had dingleberries.
Hope they pick those off first.
Oh Ewww Noooo! I hope no one attends this gallery, the only difference between this junky rentboy and the crackhead down the road is this one hasn't mugged any old women yet.
Kind of a poor sculptor if he needs a cast to do it. Its like a painter who just uses a camera.
Now, how to you get a cross to look like its made out of heroin, hair-grease, piss, and vomit?
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Cute couple. It seems thay are happy. But I saw his personal ID on wealthy men personals site """""W e a l t h yR o m a n c e.c o m""""" last week. What is he looking for on that site? Looking for sugarbabe?
Olive Loaf needs to pull his head out of his ass. Only narcissists think they are persecuted by the media.
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The really morbid part about these paintings is that they're easier to look at than actual photographs of his desiccated olive loaf of a face. -- PantyChrist, 6/6/08
feens think of the dumbest things
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when can we kill him and Wino?
seriously.
they really don't deserve to breathe.
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He will snort plaster residue.
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My favorite:
You got an alligator mouth and a hummingbird's ass.
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Submitted by Team Valtrex on June 11, 2008 - 8:43am.
There aren't even "groupies" per se anymore--just sluts. *spooning Metamucil onto Wheat Chex*
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Submitted by Sheeps on June 11, 2008 - 11:40am.
That's because the plaster containers are child proof.
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Submitted by de Cosmos on June 11, 2008 - 7:55am.
Haha! An old-school Plaster Casters ref! If I recall correctly, Hendrix had the biggest one they ever casted and Noel Redding's kind of skewed right or something. You don't see enuff dumb shit like that with today's rock stars.
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Submitted by Sheeps on June 11, 2008 - 7:34am.
I knew a nutty artist in high school who did this to herself. They couldn't get the plaster off and had to take her to the hospital to have it cut off.
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hahahahhah...dumbass
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" Do you know I once interviewed Nicky [Hilton]? “I asked her a question about her handbag line. She actually had to look to the side to find out if she even had one." - Jules Asner
His next artistic vision should feature Petey having the Washington monument shoved up his ass, to signify the way he gets butt-raped in the media (and hopefully, one day, in prison).
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Submitted by de Cosmos on June 11, 2008 - 10:55am.
HaHa!!
Now, all we need is [Link NSFW] Cynthia Plaster Caster to come out of retirement to do his dick.
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Thank god Cynthia has some standards when it comes to who gets plaster castered.
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Cause your mouth's writing checks that your ass can't cash.
At least when they take him out, he'll be clean, skin wise.
Can't they just leave him in the plaster for a few decades until he detoxes?
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HaHa!!
Now, all we need is [Link NSFW] Cynthia Plaster Caster to come out of retirement to do his dick.
dusted,
*kicks dirt with shoe*
Aw shucks! Thanks!
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Run, it's the clergy!
PaFUCKINGthetic.
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Clarisse quoted the set up from MK, but (I think!) Clarisse wrote
"Uh...i...but...um....crack....what....
EXCUSE ME?"
which is the part that made me laugh. Might be wrong as I'm sleepy as hell!
I knew a nutty artist in high school who did this to herself. They couldn't get the plaster off and had to take her to the hospital to have it cut off.
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And I'm sure he'll find a way to smoke the plaster too before all is said and done.
See, now THIS, he should apologize for.
Not Shia LaDouche.
oh yeah, make sure you get the taint in there.
want it to be lifelike.
@Dusted, MK said that, not Clarise. She was quoting.
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I'm not one to post comments about how funny another comment was, but this keeps making me laugh.
Submitted by Clarisse on June 11, 2008 - 9:16am.
"The work is meant to symbolize his crucifixion by the media"
Uh...i...but...um....crack....what....
EXCUSE ME?
Submitted by putsomestankonit on June 11, 2008 - 9:04am.
Well if he wouldn't act the drunken/high fool all of the time the media wouldn't give two shits about him.
Seriously. I never even heard his music or even his voice. I've only seen him here.
■I'll tell you what he said...he asked me to forcibly insert the lifeline exercise card into my anus!-Donnie Darko
■Submitted by britscomingback: YOU CAN'T STOP HER BOOT CLAP WITH A BUTT SLAP!
Submitted by Mel-Tang on June 11, 2008 - 8:18am.
Actually, I think two good things can come out of this.
#1- This is probably the closest he's come to a bath in years.
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Exactly what I was thinking LOL!!!
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He looks so cute I could squeal. Pure genius.
What a tool!
Oh I'm sorry... I meant poet.
smoking is ufcking gross btw.
Wow cant druggies and hos get attention another way??? Comparing yourself to Jesus is kind of like putting in your application thats just waiting for approval upon your death for a one way ticket to HELL!!!!!!
Especially HIM (druggie) and Madonna,(the best known ho since...dinosaurs roamed the earth)
Submitted by Squash Posh on June 11, 2008 - 9:24am
For reals. Madonna's done sacrelige so much, now only the Vatican blinks.
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Hey, Doperty!!! This guy's only doing it so he can sell this shit for $20 on ebay when you kick the bucket.
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The idea that he would compare himself to Christ is shameful.
The story of Jesus Christ is not one of drug fueled hedonism. Christ was viciously murdered in front of a blood-thirsty crowd, whereas Docherty has had his own self-desctruction accurately reported to an apathetic public.
Where is the comparison?
Oh, how original...
Didn't know a sacraliges act could be so boring and lame...
@ricki lake-- ITA. A depiction of suffering would have more meaning if the person had actually suffered something.
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Bo-ring. Putting yourself on a cross is so played out. The only time it really meant anything was when Jesus Himself did it. He's just trying to stir up contraversy, but it's already been done before.
Actually, I think two good things can come out of this.
#1- This is probably the closest he's come to a bath in years.
#2- The friend should leave him on that gurney in the cast until he overcomes his drug addiction.
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The guy chiseled off the crack glaze of grime before he started.
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Wow, I would have thought Madonna had given him that original idea.
"The work is meant to symbolize his crucifixion by the media"
Uh...i...but...um....crack....what....
EXCUSE ME?
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Run, it's the clergy!
Not that I'm religious or believe Jesus was anything more than a normal person or anything, but comparing poor Petey's "persecution" to that which Jesus faced is completely retarded and offends my sensibilities as a human being. Rot in hell, crackhead.
you know those few hours were the longest he hasn't cracked it up in years..
Is it me or is looking cleaner than ever before?
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Oh for Pete's sake!
NO way would I have been the plasterer, but to not wear gloves? That guy is playing crackhead roulette with his life.
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I'm sort of shy, and I'm not much of a talker, but if you poke me I'll probably rustle up a sentence or two.