Dreamboat Gets Plastered
And not in the way he usually gets plastered! The Sun reports that Dreamboat spent hours in plaster for a new sculpture of himself. Dreamboat wants a marble statue of himself on a cross like Jesus Christ. Jesus Christ is right! Dreamy will debut the work at his solo London show on July 12th. The minute that statue goes up, the earth will crumble and the angels will cry.
The work is meant to symbolize his crucifixion by the media. Dreamy's artist friend, Nick Reynolds, is the one who came up with the idea. Probably after a long night of playing spin the crack pipe. Nick will use the plaster cast of Dreamy to make the masterpiece.
When I first saw these pictures, I thought Dreamy was making a real doll of himself for my private enjoyment. I was going to throw out my Carrot Top real doll to make room for Dreamy's. Wishful thinking.
This is reason #345,769 why you shouldn't smoke crack! Methinks Dreamboat is going to receive a cease and desist from Jesus Christ himself.
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To bad he couldn't suffocate.
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wow, i think this is the cleanest he's ever looked.
Petey of Crackereth.
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There's a lot of pretty, pretty ones
That want to get you high
But all the pretty, pretty ones
Will leave you low and blow your mind
We're all stars now in the dope show
That's the cleanest I've ever seen Pete.
Well if he wouldn't act the drunken/high fool all of the time the media wouldn't give two shits about him.
Worst idea ever!
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So, for 3 straight hours he was unable to bend his arms to get the crack pipe to his mouth? That's got to be a new record!
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