Wednesday, June 11th 2008

Stop Talking!

I wish Hulk Hogan's soul searching would lead him to the middle of the Serengeti. The last thing this dumb bitch needed to do was to go on Larry King. And that's exactly what he did last night. The dreary leather bag talked about everything from the jail house phone calls that leaked to the media's unfair coverage of his son's case.

When asked about the tape of him saying that John Graziano (the victim) must have done something bad for God to punish him like this, Hulk responded, "“It’s in God’s hands. Did I say things wrong? Yes. I said them incorrectly.

Hulk continued to use God's name, “This is in God’s hands. I believe things happen for a reason. This is to make Nick a better person. In my belief, this is to make John a better person.” WTF?! Somebody needs to wire his jaw shut the same way Tammy from The Real World: Los Angeles wired her shit shut. Hulk Hogan's speaking rights have been revoked!

At the end of the interview, Hulk started to break down. Of course he did. He probably pictured Linda Hogan naked as is "breakdown" inspiration.

In case you give an eff, click here to see all the clips from last night's show. And is it just me or does Hulk's lawyer looks like he's just stepped out from Donald Trump's House of Beauty?


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Submitted by Whatever on June 14, 2008 - 11:28pm.

The whole family is a big pile of shit. Hulk would suck a monster's dick for money.
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The whole family is a big pile of shit. Hulk would suck a monster's dick for money.

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This family is so stupid .... I can't believe ....

to angel I ...

cnn has been kind of crappy for a while? this is very easy to cover. it doesn't matter in the least in the scheme of the world but it is sensational. so the media pounces on it and we comment on it because yelling at the tv is so ineffective. :)

why was larry all helping this person out? calling him by his stage name, accepting of his goofy answers and non-answers. I guess it doesn't matter if he does this when he allows callers to rip delusional guests a new one, but sadly sadly this wasn't a call in show and of the few, few questions only one was challenging.

this over tanned person's name isn't "hulk hogan" it is terry bollea. despite his extensive steroid use he is what, 60?

he kept pretending he couldn't understand why his 17 y.o. "child" would be in an adult facility. CHILDREN don't drive cars. terry seems to hope no one will notice nick tuns 18 in july.

unfortunately john's father was correct about what he said in court. john's future has been destroyed. no one is saying nick got up that morning with that as his goal of the day (terry mentioned this) EVERYONE is saying nick's habitual carelessness and refusal to obey the law led to this. thus even though it wasn't what nick intended to do it was still his FAULT. thus he is in jail. no one cares if he is jailed under slightly stricter conditions than what he and his family were hoping. that is what happens in jail!

I swear when they showed terry up in court with his foolish headrag on giving a speech about "don't punish nick for who his father is". well news flash: his father is the moron who let a teenager who isn't that great of a driver style himself as a racer and bought him cars capable of racing. but since nick was driving he is being punished.

I like how terry turned every inquiry into his faulty parenting into a positive. no one is saying he "cared too much" what we are saying is he failed to teach nick some fundamental lessons. so now society is teaching them.

I don't understand how in practically one breath terry decries the fact that nick is in "solitary confinement" and worries that soon he will go in with "adults". well as someone has explained here those adults won't be in for violent crimes. they are unlikely to harm him. that is the best that can be hoped for in jail!

and this solitary they were crying about is NOT "the hole" that most prisoners can't take! it is like what paris hilton was in and SHE got through it with A LOT less whining. and way fewer phone calls... wtf is up with them constantly talking to nick on the phone? could THAT be why THESE tapes were released?

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The Hogan Family needs to go away. A badass wrestler that raised his son to be a cry-baby.

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what a stupid fuck. How can it makes john a better person when he's in a fucking coma and might never come out of it?!

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Submitted by angel_i on June 11, 2008 - 11:55am.
PSYCHOTIC RANT WARNING (I do feel better now, tho: Can I have a cookie?)
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Submitted by angel_i on June 11, 2008 - 11:41am.

Thanks for that. At the least it helps me know that it's not the WHOLE world that's gone mad.
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Submitted by Mrs.Kravitz on June 11, 2008 - 1:03pm.
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Thanks for that. At the least it helps me know that it's not the WHOLE world that's gone mad.

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Submitted by angel_i on June 11, 2008 - 10:55am.

I know, it's weird, huh?
It's mind boggling, it boggles the mind.

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Well, as near as I can figure out, it's 'cause I, uh, fight and fuck too much.

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PSYCHOTIC RANT WARNING (I do feel better now, tho: Can I have a cookie?)

I passed over this so many times becuz this guy is such a non-entity to me: Is this shit for real? We're following the chronicles of a human cartoon character/action figure with all that CNN IMPORTANT NEWS border shit...?: EXCLUSIVE: The HULK breaks silence..

O!M!F!G!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

WHAT. THE. FUCK! is HAPPENING?!?!
THE SKY IS FALLING THE SKY IS FALLING!
THE SKY IS FALLING THE SKY IS FALLING!!!!....

Honestly, I can NOT believe this shit is for real. This guy should have been sailed off on the Love Boat to Fantasy Island so LONG ago. WHO? I ask you,...WHO waited with bated breath, for this interview...just waiting - waiting for THE HULK to break his silence?

Brooke is a bimbo, but I'll keep her cuz she's fresh and cute for a big, huge girl and she's good cannon fodder but seriously...we just need to:

put THE HULK in a bubble...

and blow him away...

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I am so tired of this family.

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Maybe if Hulk Hogan put half the effort into raising his kids right instead of going on talk shows explaining away their bad behavior, none of this might not of happened. Of course, that's asking too much, isn't it?

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Piss and moan, boo hoo, piss and moan, boo hoo....

If you assholes would just STFU and not try and multi-task your last days of fame with your CHILD'S ultimate demise, that soul searching safari wouldn't have to be found on Expedia.
Discount second hand trash of a family.

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Correct me if I'm wrong, but wasn't he driving under the influence? So he has an accident while driving drunk and it's God's will? And it was all to make both boys better people? Ok.

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wow, he must have really hated john to say that being braindead is making him a better person.

Submitted by Miss Priss on June 11, 2008 - 11:12am.

Fuck the Hogans!

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poor Hogan. Just saw his profile at millionaire persoanals site ******W e a l t h y R o m a n c e . c o m*****last week. It seems he is seeking true love online now.

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He needs to just shut the hell up already and have his kid take the punishment like a man.

Geez.

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I love when douches like this invoke the name of God like that makes it all better, and absolves said douchetard of any responsibility.

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how the fuck is laying in a hospital bed in a vegetative state going to make John a better person you dumb fucker????

everyone one in this family has gone freaking crazy ....

GD man up you piece of crap and teach your son to quit whining and take responsibility for his dumbass actions!?! is that too much to ask of a father?

oh wait .. yea it's the Hogans we're talking about.

this infuriates me.

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Submitted by xxyxz on June 12, 2008 - 12:52am.

Am I the only one in Korea? :(

Damn.

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Submitted by parissucksliterally on June 11, 2008 - 7:50am.

Nope. I'm in California too!

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The Lakers barely squeaked out a win last night...I agree- it is not looking good.

xxyz, I thought you lived in Texas now....shows how much I know....lol

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Popovich* Grr. you know what I mean.

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Submitted by xxyxz on June 11, 2008 - 8:41am.

Yeah, I think Missy isn't speaking to me till the series is over. Lakers are not lookin good.

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I've never seen Larry King, but I was always under the impression that he fronted a respectable news show.

What kind of show is Larry King exactly?

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Sympathy train derailed.

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Glad you stepped away from the darkside Slim. I really believe that if Nick had taken responsibility, and wasn't continuing to blame everyone else but his own complicity, and if the fucking Hogans weren't such shitty people through all of this, there wouldn't be so much rage against these assholes.

When will people realize, "accident" or not, YOU ARE RESPONSIBILE FOR YOUR ACTIONS.

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sheeps..

I told Missy and 2Drink that I would go for them

I am a former Laker Fan ...but when I was living in Texas..I saw how great the Spurs played and fell in love with Tim Duncan and Greg Poppovich
GROSS! I know
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I have to fill up my car today or tomorrow...I'm scared. I will probably do it today, because tomorrow it may jump up another dollar....blech.

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Go fuck yourself, Hulk Hogan.

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Submitted by Team Valtrex on June 11, 2008 - 7:28am.
Submitted by xxyxz on June 11, 2008 - 11:25am.

to a DEEluxe apartment? in the sky-hi-hi?
LOL. I wish! more like an over-priced 4 bedroom in a decent part of town

nice to see you

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That's EXACTLY what I thought when I saw the lawyers hair piece! LMAO! I see him on Nancy Grace and does he really think we believe that's his real hair? LOL! You can see the real color underneath it! And the Hogan family are full of shit and the kids are spoiled rich brats who could care less about anyone else. Fuck them and burn in hell.

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Submitted by xxyxz on June 11, 2008 - 11:25am.

to a DEEluxe apartment? in the sky-hi-hi?

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Blaming the victim is such a disgusting form of rationalization. Your son did it and you raised him with this incredible sense of entitlement. Therein lies the guilt.

Submitted by xxyxz on June 11, 2008 - 8:25am.

So you're movin' on up?? I didn't know SB had different parts but I guess every place does. I hear ya about gas. I can actually telecommute pretty well and plan to start doing more of it.

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XXY, don't kill yourself, they will deduct ANYTHING to keep your cash.

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Submitted by Sheeps on June 11, 2008 - 7:23am.
Hi love! I'm moving to the upper Eastside of town...But I have a lot of cleaning to do! We need the deposit $ back for stupid things like food and gas :)

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Hi, XX! Are you movin out of SoCal or staying local?

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Nancy Grace on the Hogan Jail tapes:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VE7etAINZ_c
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So how is John G supposed to become a better person when he can't think? Have you seen the crater in his head?

God doesn't cause car accidents for "a reason";God didn't cause 9/11; God doesn't cause rapes, murders and DUI deaths. People do. We have a thing called free will.Hulk should be grateful his son isn't in a wheelchair, a coma or dead--but he's too busy planning his new reality and trying to rope in as many suckers as he can so he can afford to wine and dine his Brook-alike gal pal and Linda can explore her pedophilia tendencies--and the audience pretty much picks up the tab if they tune in for this....

Hulk didn't cry for Nick or John, he cried for himself.

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Submitted by DebFrmHell on June 11, 2008 - 7:20am
nice to see you too!

I miss you sluts!

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I can't even watch that shit. he has that poor face look going nobody is buying your shit you bleached out asshole

I am seriously getting really angry when I read and listen to this shit.
I know that in the past I have expressed the rather unpopular opinion that it was reckless of John Graziano to get in the car with Nick Hogan because he knew that he was speeding frequently, but I have never said this to defend Nicks behaviour or relativize his responsibility for the accident.

So if I read something like:
"I believe things happen for a reason.",
I can hardly suppress my digust. Yes, things happen for a reason. No, there was no divine intervention nor fate necessary for this accident to happen- just a spoiled kid that overestimated himself, drank and speeded and put himself and others in danger.
You really have to be an extaordinary turd to try to argument the way Hulk Hogan does. And at some point you could find pictures of how John Graziono looks now on the internet- there is basically an enormous hole where the front part of his brain and skull bone was, and it´s just covered by skin. So does Hulk mean this by the consequences of this accident "have made him a better person"??? I am absolutely speechless.

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I can't BELIEVE this family expects us to feel sympathy for them.

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Submitted by xxyxz
Glad to see you make an appearance!

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