Wednesday, June 11th 2008
What Would Angie Say?
Angie Jo's favorite make-out partner and brother, James Haven, went to the Lakers-Celtics game last night with his daddy, Jon Voight. Last year, James and Jonny had a bitch fight in the press. Have these two kissed and made up? If they did, I hope they didn't use tongue.
This is also the first time I've seen James Haven's eyeballs completely in their sockets. I sort of miss his bulging frog eyes.
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I love my Johnny even more.
Submitted by El Bastardo on June 11, 2008 - 12:32pm.
Submitted by LoLo on June 11, 2008 - 5:27pm.
Shhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh! I'm in a library!!
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*giggle*
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Mah bunnehs will CUTTABEECH. Trust.
Lean Like A Chola!
I'm Back, Beechez! WHASHOWT!
Submitted by DebFrmHell on June 11, 2008 - 1:38pm.
@EL B,
*****standing and giving you the greatest round of applause EVAH!*****
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Careful, Deb, you'll capsize the "boat"!
@EL B,
*****standing and giving you the greatest round of applause EVAH!*****
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I SAID NO COMMENT!
Submitted by HEART ANGELINA on June 11, 2008 - 1:35pm.
dangerous stalker
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Even Old Man Fonda is sick of this shit.
Submitted by LoLo on June 11, 2008 - 1:27pm.
*YAWN*
Um, STFU again.
I like abbreviations too.
I notice this happens to be your favorite one when telling me anything.
Well FUB. Is FUB even a known abbreviation??? I don't think it is.
Here lets try...FULoLo. Nope. Still doesn't make sense.
I know. I need to space it.
FU LoLo!!!
There we go!!!!! Now we both abbreviate. :)
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C'est pas une habitude, c'est cool, je me sens en vie
Si tu n'en as pas, tu es de l'autre côté
ELB, I think I'm in lust... ;)
LoLo on June 11, 2008 - 1:27pm.
I love your attempt and champion the cause 110%....
BUT
I am passing around a copy of the manifesto of the defender of all things Skeletina.
Since we have already read it a million times over, it will serve as guide to know when the loop starts repeating.
?&!
"Don't get me twisted with average fan losers you have encountered. I am not one of them."
"I am more of a manipulative bitch than a cunt"
"LOVE ANGELINA aka HEART ANGELINA"
Submitted by El Bastardo on June 11, 2008 - 1:32pm
Im on the toil.......well hell, Ill call it a Library too then!
Pass the tissues, i mean Voltaire
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Even Old Man Fonda is sick of this shit.
*mute*
Submitted by LoLo on June 11, 2008 - 5:27pm.
_Submitted by HEART ANGELINA on June 11, 2008 - 1:19pm.
Mrs K, WHEN the twins are born. They'll so. They have nothing to wait for. There is no point. When Shi was born everyone knew. So seriously some people are just saying shit to be asses.
Let us go ahead an nip this shit in the bud right here and now.
1. You only need to say ONCE that you dont think they were born.
2. we clearly read your comment the first time
3. There is NO NEED to continue to repeat the fact that you dont think the blessed little fuckers have been born yet.
4. People are trying to ignore your fucking opinions on all things stupid. THERE IS NO NEED TO REPEAT THE SAME CRAP OVER AND OVER.
5. Fucking duh we are making jokes, get over it. dont repeat yourself again.
5. REPEATING your precious beliefs over and over and over again untill people start talking back AT YOU is why people here cant stand your ass.
SAY IT ONCE SHUT THE HELL UP AND MOVE ON!
I know for a fact MK is losing a lot of readers because of YOUR SHIT. Take a look around.
Missing any people? YES!
Shhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh! I'm in a library!!
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I like my coffee hot and strong, like I like my women, hot and strong... with a spoon in them.
P.S.: Johhny. DEPP!
Deepaloonie signal RECEIVED!!
I agree with EvilShoe: JH looks HWAT here. I said it & I'm NOT ashamed!!
To whoever said "OUR" JH: Joey & I firmly believe OUR JH is THE JH!!
So when is this Johnny Depp conversation gonna happen???
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C'est pas une habitude, c'est cool, je me sens en vie
Si tu n'en as pas, tu es de l'autre côté
madam s.,
Tsk tsk. Of course Brad has a say! He say's "whu...huh...ok"
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"No, I didn't wear a helmet but I probably should have." ~The C Word
_Submitted by HEART ANGELINA on June 11, 2008 - 1:19pm.
Mrs K, WHEN the twins are born. They'll so. They have nothing to wait for. There is no point. When Shi was born everyone knew. So seriously some people are just saying shit to be asses.
Let us go ahead an nip this shit in the bud right here and now.
1. You only need to say ONCE that you dont think they were born.
2. we clearly read your comment the first time
3. There is NO NEED to continue to repeat the fact that you dont think the blessed little fuckers have been born yet.
4. People are trying to ignore your fucking opinions on all things stupid. THERE IS NO NEED TO REPEAT THE SAME CRAP OVER AND OVER.
5. Fucking duh we are making jokes, get over it. dont repeat yourself again.
5. REPEATING your precious beliefs over and over and over again untill people start talking back AT YOU is why people here cant stand your ass.
SAY IT ONCE SHUT THE HELL UP AND MOVE ON!
I know for a fact MK is losing a lot of readers because of YOUR SHIT. Take a look around.
Missing any people? YES!
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Even Old Man Fonda is sick of this shit.
Clarisse on June 11, 2008 - 1:23pm.
heeheehee.
On T: uh, are they related? Or does James resemble the plumber?
?&!
"Don't get me twisted with average fan losers you have encountered. I am not one of them."
"I am more of a manipulative bitch than a cunt"
"LOVE ANGELINA aka HEART ANGELINA"
Exactly what Stoney and M.E. just said. xo
LoLo - OMFG! Bwahahahahahahaaa!
Chop off their tails...
*busts a gut*
Shave their backs.....
*queefs, farts and snorts*
Much like the last time, Angie will expose the kids to the media as soon as SHE feels ready to be photographed. End of story. Brad has no say, it has nothing to do with the well-being of the kids, and it's not because they haven't been born necessarily. It's about Angie getting her picture taken at the right time/weight and when she feels these latest brats are lookin' good enough for the payout.
Submitted by Mrs.Kravitz on June 11, 2008 - 1:21pm.
I have no clue. However when the twins are born a statement will be released like last time.
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C'est pas une habitude, c'est cool, je me sens en vie Si tu n'en as pas, tu es de l'autre côté
Submitted by Mrs.Kravitz on June 11, 2008 - 9:18am.
The twins to gain enough weight and Angie to lose enough so all look decent on a magazine cover.
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It's like judging ducks before they become swans...its stupid. -LA
*gets the Deppaloonie bat signal ready*
B.B.
Brilliant!
I'm ready!
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"No, I didn't wear a helmet but I probably should have." ~The C Word
Submitted by Mrs.Kravitz on June 11, 2008 - 9:18am.
if indeed the twins have been born, what the hell are the parents waiting for?
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Angie to lose the jelly belly.
Do you think this reunion has caused Angie Baby to get so upset that her amniotic fluid is boiling?
Birth them babies, girlfriend, before they're overcooked!
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I didn’t say that it was your fault – I said that I was going to blame you.
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Submitted by HEART ANGELINA on June 11, 2008 - 10:19am.
So, is the due date August 19th?
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Well, as near as I can figure out, it's 'cause I, uh, fight and fuck too much.
Voight's playing to the camera in every damn picture. The leathery, child-abandoning whore that he is.
Submitted by madam s. on June 11, 2008 - 9:15am.
M.E.,
Not that I give a possum's chode, but you are definitely correct.. they've been born.
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BWAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA AAAHAHAHAHAH HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
*pisses self*
They haven't announced the birth yet because they don't have to. People just believe ET was wrong and Angie's in bed. Come on, this is the same woman who flies all over the world in her last trimester with a kid on her hip before attending movie premiers. She doesn't rest! It's better insurance for their magazine covers if no one believes they are born, I suspect.
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It's like judging ducks before they become swans...its stupid. -LA
*gets the Deppaloonie bat signal ready*
I would totally not be surprised that the twins are here, we haven't seen Skeletina in a while.
That or her legs finally snapped. It's hard carrying a load on twigs.
?&!
"Don't get me twisted with average fan losers you have encountered. I am not one of them."
"I am more of a manipulative bitch than a cunt"
"LOVE ANGELINA aka HEART ANGELINA"
Mrs K, WHEN the twins are born. They'll so. They have nothing to wait for. There is no point. When Shi was born everyone knew. So seriously some people are just saying shit to be asses.
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C'est pas une habitude, c'est cool, je me sens en vie Si tu n'en as pas, tu es de l'autre côté
Submitted by Green Is Good on June 11, 2008 - 10:12am.
Submitted by Newportjoey on June 11, 2008 - 12:01pm.
OUR James Haven will eventually check in.
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True Joey.
But seriously, can't hate on James Haven making up with his father.
Hopefully, OUR James Haven will issue a statement personally to all us D-List sluts. Unfortunately, James Haven usually delights us with his insights in the evening. Damnit!
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It is going to be a long day waiting for our James Haven. His boss must be a real asshole for not letting him blog to us sooner.
My boss, however, is really cool about me blogging during so-called work hours.
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I didn’t say that it was your fault – I said that I was going to blame you.
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At the risk of repaeating myself:
Submitted by DebFrmHell on June 10, 2008 - 11:46am.
B Pitts Movie "CC of Benjamin Buttons" comes out in December. Due Date said to be 8/18/08. Time for photo shoot, editing, etc. and babies will be on cover of something by early December. He needs a hit. And the PR machine just rolls along...
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I SAID NO COMMENT!
if indeed the twins have been born, what the hell are the parents waiting for?
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Well, as near as I can figure out, it's 'cause I, uh, fight and fuck too much.
Is it wrong that I find James Haven hot in these photos? *runs away*
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Dick happens! - MK
Submitted by M.E. on June 11, 2008 - 1:13pm.
The twins HAVE been born.
Mark my words.
From what i understand, you need to give them time to heal after they have their ears pinned back and the tails chopped off.
You have to shave their asses and teach them to walk backwards too... All of that primping takes TIME!
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Even Old Man Fonda is sick of this shit.
M.E.,
Not that I give a possum's chode, but you are definitely correct.. they've been born.
ON the bus!
NOT on the BUS!
ON! NOT! ON! NOT!
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Mah bunnehs will CUTTABEECH. Trust.
Lean Like A Chola!
I'm Back, Beechez! WHASHOWT!
El Bastardo,
I bet you swim widths and lengths, eh?
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"No, I didn't wear a helmet but I probably should have." ~The C Word
The twins HAVE been born.
Mark my words.
Submitted by Viva La Lohan on June 11, 2008 - 12:42pm.
Oh James Haven, where art thou? I love it when you get your own post
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Yes!!! Forget about Angie; what does OUR James Haven have to say about this??
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Gary Busey is a poet too?? Now, that's a real man!!
Submitted by Newportjoey on June 11, 2008 - 12:01pm.
OUR James Haven will eventually check in.
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True Joey.
But seriously, can't hate on James Haven making up with his father.
Hopefully, OUR James Haven will issue a statement personally to all us D-List sluts. Unfortunately, James Haven usually delights us with his insights in the evening. Damnit!
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WISH GRANTED! >:)
myspace.com/draya23
Submitted by El Bastardo on June 11, 2008 - 12:11pm.
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I'll make sure Satan tints your water yellow for the ride down, then.
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I hate you all, your mom's a whore.
Submitted by ISprainedMyUvula on June 11, 2008 - 5:06pm.
Submitted by El Bastardo on June 11, 2008 - 12:03pm.
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Have fun on that waterslide ride to hell! LMAO!
Great, i'm into watersports. What?
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I like my coffee hot and strong, like I like my women, hot and strong... with a spoon in them.
madam s. on June 11, 2008 - 1:05pm.
I'm Team Jon Voight all the way seeing as he's the only one out of the entire family that has any talent.
- Seconding this motion.
Even though I just saw Nat'l Treasure 2 and as craptastic as it was, the supporting cast was stellar.
Ed Harris and Helen Mirren, lurvly.
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"Don't get me twisted with average fan losers you have encountered. I am not one of them."
"I am more of a manipulative bitch than a cunt"
"LOVE ANGELINA aka HEART ANGELINA"
Is it wrong that I'm starting to suspect that Jon Voight is Shiloh's father? James Haven would be green with envy.
Submitted by madam s. on June 11, 2008 - 12:05pm.
Yeah, Shiloh is totally Jon's minnie me with Brad's eyebrows. Weird!
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It's like judging ducks before they become swans...its stupid. -LA
Poor little Blob, even HA can't be bothered to capitaize the first letter or even spell out her full name. (It's S-h-i-l-o-h!)
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I SAID NO COMMENT!
Submitted by madam s. on June 11, 2008 - 1:05pm.
And I think it's bizarre, but Shiloh is a freaking dead ringer for Jon
I know it! Shes a wrinkley lil bebe and they both wear the diapers for poopy times!
ha ha ha!
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Even Old Man Fonda is sick of this shit.
Who cares what Angie's gonna say, i'm coming back tonight to see what James Haven has to say for himself!!
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"No, I didn't wear a helmet but I probably should have." ~The C Word