George Clooney Does Not Like Fake Chichis
Sarah Larson reportedly got some titty sacks put in early last month. Above is a picture of Sarah in March and then Sarah late last month. Fake chichis! A source told In Touch that Sarah's new ones could have had something to do with George Clooney breaking up with her ass.
A source said, "George really didn't want her to get the boob job. She asked George if she could do her recovery at his house and he agreed."
She probably should have realized things weren't heading in the right direction when George said, "Don't get fake titties, but do you mind having a dick installed instead?" Poor Sarah. So pretty, yet so dumb.
The source also said Sarah didn't find out about the break-up until she read it in the media. That's bullshit! Sarah can't read!
Sarah isn't letting a little break-up get her down. She's moving on to bigger and better things, "She likes her new body so much that she would consider posing for Playboy. Now that she's famous, she'd never go back to cocktailing."
Oh, she'll go back to "cocktailing" eventually. But now that she's a famous ho, she can up her price!
god knows i'm happy
["Dude, your friends asked me to give you a message: Dump the bitch before you're sorry!"
'"Before you're sorry" a surprised Larson parrots].-
Too funny to be true.
But seriously Jorge, dump the witch bitch before u're sorry!
Submitted by . on June 12, 2008 - 2:10am
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True dat.
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Submitted by r5bales on June 12, 2008 - 2:03am.
No no no don't want or need fake boobies. Don't need a silicone real doll. I am just curious....
BTW just watched Lars and the Real Girl, which is about a real Doll. Strange movie.
r5bales, if you truly love someone that won't ever matter anyhow. Love [real love] makes you think of the 'bigger picture'. Like, "WTF am I gonna do without you if you die in some awful, tragic accident?". True love for a child is beyond any other love though. I'd die for mine.
George may have been falling in love with her, unfortunatly she went and got fake boobs when he wasn't quite there yet, as in to the point of unconditional love. Which meant he saw a major character flaw, low self-esteem, and he got turned off, because he wasn't beyond the point of no return in love yet! He must have felt really sad and disillusioned by her recent behavior. Does anyone remember that pretty french girl he dated when he started ER? Celine Balitran? She seemed like a keeper, but he really didn't want that at that time. She's probably the one that got away, and she probably is happily married now to a nice normal non-celebrity, and she probably prefers that. Keep in mind I'm making an assumption here, I seriously have no idea where she is now, or what happened to her.
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i dont belive he dumt her fore that he is just being george he got sick off her and moved on to the next one.
Submitted by r5bales on June 12, 2008 - 2:03am.
No no no don't want or need fake boobies. Don't need a silicone real doll. I am just curious....
BTW just watched Lars and the Real Girl, which is about a real Doll. Strange movie.
r5bales, if you truly love someone that won't ever matter anyhow. Love [real love] makes you think of the 'bigger picture'. Like, "WTF am I gonna do without you if you die in some awful, tragic accident?". True love for a child is beyond any other love though. I'd die for mine.
Breast implants are not pretty though and they have to be changed out at least every seven years so that means going under the knife over and over and over again. NOT fun. Gravity is going to make your tits, balls and cock sag. It happens. DEAL and just love yourself rather than try to be whatchya ain't. Knowhattamean?
No no no don't want or need fake boobies. Don't need a silicone real doll. I am just curious....
BTW just watched Lars and the Real Girl, which is about a real Doll. Strange movie.
I'm tired of this asinine bullshit.
Submitted by r5bales on June 12, 2008 - 1:43am.
I have never touched fake boobies. Can you feel the implants, like any ridges or do they feel like coconuts when you squeeze them? Just curious on this.
r5bales, if you can afford a "real doll" then you can find out real quick if you like fake tits. lol
most men don't care about boob size as much as women think they do--they prefer natural ones over plastic ones any day.
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I have never touched fake boobies. Can you feel the implants, like any ridges or do they feel like coconuts when you squeeze them? Just curious on this.
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I'm tired of this asinine bullshit.
fug boob job and it's accentuates how plain her face is...
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sexy motherfucker...
You know, if you're dating a guy you really want things to work out with, and he likes you the way you are, then you LEAVE YOUR TITTIES ALONE. One of the things he probably liked about her was that she was different than most of the hollywood types he sees all the time. Not all plastic.
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She never looked like anything special to me...now, even less so since she got the fake gazoombas...just like every other tart in Tinseltown.
I knew she was on the way out when she started bragging about her relationship with Clooney and thinking she was the star...Georgie would not cotton to that kind of behavior.
I can't believe she paid money and took the risk of undergoing surgery to look like that - terrible. I think this was one of those arranged relationships like TomKat. She must have a pretty good agent to land Clooney for a few months.
She's a dumbass. And those titties are horrible. You could drive a truck through that canyon between them.
Submitted by ChubbyWubby on June 11, 2008 - 1:45pm.
Good for George. I now repsect him because I feel they same way about store bought titties. Give me some soft flat flapjacks over a couple of hard-as-rock grapefruits any day!
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As long as there is a bottom to feed from in Hollywood, people like Sara Larson will always find work.
She was an escort in Vegas. You can take that to the bank.
i dont see whats so attractive about her.. if anything she's just average..
Not knowing either one of them, who knows what really happened. My guess. Sounds like sugartits overplayed her hand and her big fishie broke the line and got away.
LOL. This chick is so dumb it's hilarious. First she really thinks she is now a celeb because she was boffing George Clooney? That and the ugly fakies and that stupid magazine article where she brags about her life with George got her dumb ass dumped. I'm sure it became all to clear to George that his simple girl next door was really a famewhore in sheeps clothes. On to the next....Can't wait till her 15 minutes are up!
Submitted by stake_spike on June 11, 2008 - 3:14pm.
I just realized that she's Kirsta Allen's (Georges's Ex) twin
yeah I had noticed that also. I think Shania Twain looks like Krista also. And she's available!
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I just realized that she's Kirsta Allen's (Georges's Ex) twin. It's crappy the similarity's between them. Except Kirsta has bigger boobs and those cute little dimples.
Actually the reason Georgie Boy dumped her is that secretly he wanted bigger tits that hers!! No loss dumping this ugly bitch but at least now she will probably get bigger tips at the lounge if she shows off her fun bags.
Submitted by Bunny Rabbit on June 11, 2008 - 8:36pm.
One other thing--she dresses horribly for her figure. Learn a thing from Kate Hudson, Debra Messing, Charlize Theron, etc. They have small boobs, but they don't draw attention to it with huge sagging necklines.
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Agree on all, except Kate Hudson:
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such an unfortunate choice.
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Next time Sarah Larson...read the FINE print in the contract.
There's a stipper pole out there that awaits you.
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it used to be, when an insecure woman got "dumped" she cut her hair...now they run to a surgeon and have sacks of liquid surgically implanted in their chests. Oh, how we've evolved...
Submitted by Skeptic on June 11, 2008 - 12:27pm.
Big tits make me think that person is going to be a fat fuck when they turn 40. Chicks with small tits make me think they'll always be fit.
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One other thing--she dresses horribly for her figure. Learn a thing from Kate Hudson, Debra Messing, Charlize Theron, etc. They have small boobs, but they don't draw attention to it with huge sagging necklines.
Based on the assumption that Clooney is not gay, I'm glad he dumped her ass. When will women learn: #1--DO NOT talk about the relationship. #2: DO NOT get fake boobs.
From my own personal experience, most men don't care about boob size as much as women think they do--they prefer natural ones over plastic ones any day. Sure many guys like big ones, but if it's that important to them, they'll date women with bigger breasts and won't go around breaking the hearts of smaller chested women. The only ones who root for plastic tittays are usually trashy and low class. If the guy likes you with your natural boobs (big or small), don't mess with them. I think I have only seen one pair that ever came out natural looking. The rest (from all those implant info sites) look like SHIT.
Submitted by kdracofan on June 11, 2008 - 1:21pm.
Yes! George is single again!
PS - It doesn't look like she got a boob-job but more like she is wearing Paris-peepee-Hilton's push up bra.
Thanks!kdracofan, You saved me a post!
Big tits make me think that person is going to be a fat fuck when they turn 40. Chicks with small tits make me think they'll always be fit.
these dumb bitches. your fake tits look like shit! pretty much always. Like two rocks spread too far apart. not sexy!
This is another one that needs to get on the bus going over the cliff. She needs to go away.
I'd take a flat chest over ugly tits any day.
Submitted by Jinxy McDeath on June 11, 2008 - 1:33pm.
I'm with George on this one. The fact that her breasts are now a foot apart proves that she wasn't a candidate for implants...
Well certainly not THOSE implants!!! And I knew posing for playboy would be inevitable! Wonder if George will still be a big fan of Hefner's if that happens! He (hefner) always likes to take advantage of these break up stories or some sort of scandal. He offered Anniston $5 Million to do Playboy right after the split with Brad.
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It's not about fake boobs, its about a woman having self-worth and being comfortable in her own skin. Not having these qualities makes a substantive man less attracted and dare I say turned off.
Submitted by Jinxy McDeath on June 11, 2008 - 8:08pm.
Submitted by Little miss on June 11, 2008 - 12:48pm.
Does someone know what's wrong with her armpit on this pic below?
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Yep! That's where they put in the implant in. Beyonce has the same problem.
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Really, Bejonce too? Do you have a pic?
Craps! Why would women with small breasts do that to themselves? Many women never recover the nipple sensibility after implants. And there are gazillion of men out there who hate big ones and like small breasts.
There are even handicapped or extra fat women find men, who obsessed about them.
Why normal women do that to themselves?
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Men are like a box of chocolates, if you wait too long the only ones left are the fruity ones or the nuts!
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lmao.
that is a good reason to call it off, that IS a deal breaker.
i read of a procedure doctors use to insert prosthetic devices underneath the skin of patients who do not have enough skin. from what i recall, balloon like devices are filled with air to stretch the skin. the amount of air is gradually increased to allow the patients skin to stretch further..
this is what this gal ought to have had done before getting these implants, you can see the implants straining under her skin. the implants sit oddly in her chest. real breasts do not have a gaping wide chasm between each boob. real breasts do not have a hard outline because breasts are mostly fat and squishy in appearance and texture.
anyway, this girl now has a name for herself and she can go further in her career as the ex gf of george clooney. i still remember the name of his last long time gf " celine beltran", a very pretty blonde who was not famous before dating clooney.
i do not get george clooney's appeal.
I predict by the end of the year she'll have "written" a book about her relationship with George Clooney. Because she just can't stand being out of the news. I read about her at celebrityprayerlist.com too.
Submitted by Little miss on June 11, 2008 - 12:48pm.
Does someone know what's wrong with her armpit on this pic below?
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Yep! That's where they put in the implant in. Beyonce has the same problem.
Submitted by Stoney on June 11, 2008 - 12:13pm.
I have the June Harper's Bazaar, and bitch takes up an entire page with an interview full of RETARDED quotes about George.
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Here's the link to the article.
And yes, she talks a lot about her "relationship" with George. Which is the only reason the magazine is interested in her.
http://www.harpersbazaar.com/fashion/fashion-articles/sarah-larson-0608
Submitted by Jinxy McDeath on June 11, 2008 - 12:33pm.
Yeah, seriously. Instead of going to college she apparently followed Phish around the country and sold beads for grilled-cheese sandwiches. Then she went to Vegas and became a cocktail waitress? Um, who exactly ARE you, freak? Does she even know?
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I'm not impressed with the new ones. And....who paid for them?
Does someone know what's wrong with her armpit on this pic below?
http://dlisted.com/node/26291/images/sarahlarsonpalmsplace1.jpg
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Men are like a box of chocolates, if you wait too long the only ones left are the fruity ones or the nuts!
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LMAO Georgie boy didn't like them because they no longer felt like a 12 YR. OLD BOY.
And I love how in her own little crazy world she thinks she's famous. LOLOLOLOLOLOL
The titty leak must be messing with her brain.
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Submitted by Jinxy McDeath on June 11, 2008 - 12:35pm.
I didn't think her Oscar dress was hideous...just hideous ON HER. Bitch, those AIN'T yo colors!
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Good for George. I now repsect him because I feel they same way about store bought titties. Give me some soft flat flapjacks over a couple of hard-as-rock grapefruits any day!
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She's just not cute either way. And now she's famous? Really? pfft.