Battle At The Box Office: Jolie VS Aniston
I have to hand it to the movie executives that came up with this shit. Genius! They should get a complimentary footjob and Jamba Juice. Anyway, UsWeekly reports that Angie Jo and Jennifer Aniston will whip out their dicks and battle it out on October 24th. Both of these bitches have movies coming out on the same day. Angie's "The Changeling" will be out in limited release the same day Jenny's "He's Not That Into You: The Jennifer Aniston Story" comes out. Okay, I totally fucked with the title of Jenny's movie. But you know that was the working title!
Brandon Gray of Box Office Mojo thinks Jenny's going to win the battle, "Aniston is more relatable to moviegoers and can star in these romantic comedies or dramas more successfully than Jolie. Angelina has tried to have variety in her career, but time and time again, she goes back to these vixen or bad girl roles. She's had some success in those, but when she's strayed from it, she's flopped." Brandon meet the wrath of the Brangaloonies. Have fun!
Fuck both of these twats! Let's go support our main homegirl, Zac Efron, in High School Musical 3 instead. That buttfuck fiesta comes out on the same day.
What I don't get is that why is this an "Aniston film"? Isn't she just a minor side-kick to the A-listers like Scarlett, Drew and more talented REAL actors like Ben Affleck and Jennifer Connelly?
One is a rom-com with an ensemble cast, another is a period-movie with a real-life character about a mother whose son was kidnapped, directed by an Oscar winning Clint Eastwood. Of course the media and JenFans want to make this into Angie vs. Jen. But that seems so silly. These two films don't belong in the same arena. Did JenJen make it to Cannes for this movie? Didn't think so.
i love angelina and i would bet that she would do better, but "hes just not that into you" was a pretty popular book, not that i've read it but my friends cousin was HOOKED and tried to get everyone to read it.
I woke up this morning at 5:30, turned on the news and what do I see? A commercial of heroin thin Jolie promoting Wanted, I love Morgan Freeman but will not pay to see this movie. When will she go away???????
i put my monye on jen i like her better dont care fore the other ho ad all
She is such a cuttie. Her photos were seen at millionaire persoanals site ******W e a l t h y R o m a n c e . c o m*****last week. It is said she is already in relationship with a young billionaire on that site now.
MK wrote:
"Fuck both of these twats! Let's go support our main homegirl, Zac Efron, in High School Musical 3 instead. That buttfuck fiesta comes out on the same day."
Gawd--Dude---for the fucking second time this week, I was drinking a large bottle of Fuze and you made it come shooting out my nose all ova the keyboard and desk. I especially loved---I mean LOVED---"our main homegirl" referring to Zaquita and also "That buttfuck Fiesta".
I might go to the office tomorrow just so I can say that shit to people. I was going to take tomorrow off but now I feel like going. You know how it is when you have fresh new shit to say to people.Why just the other day a waiter told me he was "the Queen of all things java" when I ordered a cup of coffee and I went to the office because I wanted to say that phrase to peeps at work.
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Submitted by M.E. on June 12, 2008 - 12:41am.
Seriously?? Only like 5 comments int the last 5 hours?
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M.E., even wax worshippers need to sleep! lol
Seriously?? Only like 5 comments int the last 5 hours?
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Submitted by amle on June 11, 2008 - 7:34pm.
I think Angelina will use her 3 facial expressions again in Changeling. Been there, done that
Oh don't worry, your JenJen has three expressions, too. Frown, frown and frown LOL
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I actually agree LOL Plus, she isnt my Jen Jen.
My fave actresses are Juliette Binoche and Judi Dench. Natalie Dormer from The Tudors is sparking my interest too. I will be looking to see what she does in the future. Love Jonathon Rhys Meyers too.
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I have no intentions of seeing either of these two mediocre talents nor partaking in making them richer by supporting what clearly is shallow entertainment void of any real substance or value.
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Submitted by amle on June 11, 2008 - 7:34pm.
I think Angelina will use her 3 facial expressions again in Changeling. Been there, done that
Oh don't worry, your JenJen has three expressions, too. Frown, frown and frown LOL
I think Angelina will use her 3 facial expressions again in Changeling. Been there, done that
Jen also has a movie coming out the following week.
I definitely think since there are so many popular actors in HJNIY, it will do really great at the box office. It draws from many huge fan bases. It will do very well on DVD too.
Really, when it comes right down to it, I couldn't give a shit about either of them.
Submitted by James_Haven on June 11, 2008 - 5:44pm
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That is rather supernatural! James Haven just got in from a Mary Kay seminar and while checking his email, decided to take a stroll into Dlisted.
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We were worried. Those bitches at the Mary Kay conventions will cut a bitch for that pink Cadillac. Or a case of coral pink lip gloss.
Well at least we know why the name is similar, if not the same as the George C. Scott movie (Changeling/The Changeling). Both movies deal with a young child who has been taken away (one sent away, one taken) and replaced by an imposter.
So, the new one ripped off the old one, at least to that extent (or vice versa, if this is based on an older book or screenplay).
Why is it that these shiney wax figures look better than either of them in real life?
"Submitted by Lory on June 11, 2008 - 4:43pm."
Well, what he doesnt know won't kill him (until I pull the trigger! ahaha. j/k) Seriously we both want to go, its just major $$$$$.
On Topic: Do you suppose the Jaws theme plays in the background as you approach Angie's mangina? Buh-dump. Buh-dump. Buh-du buh-du buhdubuhdubuhdu...James Haven do tell!
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What? James Haven's in the Dlist house?? YES!
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Submitted by Clarisse on June 11, 2008 - 5:37pm.
James_Haven,
You're just like superman! D-listers send out a distress call, and you swoop in!
Dah-da-daaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
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That is rather supernatural! James Haven just got in from a Mary Kay seminar and while checking his email, decided to take a stroll into Dlisted.
What's wrong?
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I've heard what people are saying, and it's a very weird thing. They're going into a realm where it's something that's almost ugly, rather than something that can be so beautiful.
Submitted by tonicbitch on June 11, 2008 - 5:37pm.
Lory, I'm trying to convince the bf to go to Australia w/me. Diving in Queensland is my dreeaaaaammmm
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Tell him that if he doesn't go, then you have a hot-ass friend that is dying to go with you... (That would be me) Of course, he doesn't need to know that said friend is a straight married gal you've met on teh interwebs. Some things are better left unsaid... *evil grin*
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James_Haven,
You're just like superman! D-listers send out a distress call, and you swoop in!
Dah-da-daaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
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Lory, I'm trying to convince the bf to go to Australia w/me. Diving in Queensland is my dreeaaaaammmm
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James Haven,
The Dlisters have been waiting on tenterhooks all day for you!
Oh crap! James Haven was supposed to go see "High School Musical" with Dre and the boyz, and now this? Angie called and told James Haven: "James Haven? You better have your bug eyes at my movie!" This ruins everything!
James Haven and his posse were going to wear the team colors! Zac had a special party planned for afterwards. No girls allowed! It was going to be such fun. Honestly, if this man stealin' ho, doesn't get off James Haven's back, that "Tell All" book is going to come out sooner then you think!
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I've heard what people are saying, and it's a very weird thing. They're going into a realm where it's something that's almost ugly, rather than something that can be so beautiful.
Should be a long dry summer..
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Submitted by tonicbitch on June 11, 2008 - 3:42pm.
♥ I've swam with sharks and rays before. It's pretty intense :) I didn't try to photograph them. I'm not going for another year but this will be my first stint with underwater photography, so hopefully it makes a big splash (he he he)
Keeping this somewhat on topic: I'd rather get in a shark cage than watch a film with either of these two anymore. Snoozefest!
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I know what you mean Tonic! I've also swum with sharks! And rays and sea lions (fun!), etc... Where do you plan to do the photograph trip? That's gonna be the coolest thing ever m8! (take me pls? kthnxbai)
Btw, JA and AJ, should kiss and make up via a XXX movie. THAT would be a HUGE box office hit.
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Let me dirty up your mind.
I'll have to place my money on Jennifer Aniston's movie. As well all know, she's box office gold.
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Loonie shift change.
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GOD I'm so sick of Maniston! Also its kinda unfair to compare movies when one has a wide opening (pun intended) and one with a limited release. Hopefully people will look more at quality than quantity
I will support AJ's movie in hope that losing in the box office to her rival will be the final straw for Maniston, and she will off herself once and for all.
Submitted by angel_i on June 11, 2008 - 3:39pm.
Sounds like what you'd find at galleryoftheabsurd.com
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Yes, AJ is dressed as the Queen in Snow White.
http://photobucket.com/image/snow%20white%20queen/wickedqueeniam/snowwhi...
♥ I've swam with sharks and rays before. It's pretty intense :) I didn't try to photograph them. I'm not going for another year but this will be my first stint with underwater photography, so hopefully it makes a big splash (he he he)
Keeping this somewhat on topic: I'd rather get in a shark cage than watch a film with either of these two anymore. Snoozefest!
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Submitted by MJF on June 11, 2008 - 1:25pm.
...and such poignant wax imagery! This post is so multi-faceted, MK!
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So true! Angelina is the wicked step-mother, right?
I'd love to see all the characters in Hollywood done up like this: Hayden Pantierre could be Cinderella and Paris and Kim K. could be the evil step-sisters...
you could have Chris Rock as the Cheshire Cat, Mimi could be The Little Mermaid and Kirsty Alley could be fat Ursula with Sharon Stone as Skinny Ursula, you could make Britney into Pinnochio and give the Olsen Twins a modern day twist with this backdrop...Hansel and Gretel: The Aftermath(Freedom from the Witch), Roseanne Barr.
O. Well, I do think that's enough of that. 'Scuse me:)
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Submitted by Green Is Good on June 11, 2008 - 4:33pm.
♥, I think the AJ waxwork is supposed to be the wicked Stepmother from the movie Snow White. I'm assuming this only because the Aniston statue is dressed up as Snow White.
Ahahahaha! I think you nailed it, Greenie!
Do you think Michael K. would get mad if we played "Caption this" on a non-caption thread? hehe
Submitted by tonicbitch on June 11, 2008 - 4:32pm.
And you bitches are going to think I'm absolutely fucking crazy when I tell you that I'm going to get in one of those cages with the Great Whites so I can photograph them.
This bitch doesn't think you're crazy. Just don't smell like fear and wear that inpenetrable shark mesh stuff. I'd love to see the pix! :D
GIG!
Your right, it is the step mother!
tonicbitch,
with all due respect..yup, absolutely fucking crazy!
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♥, I think the AJ waxwork is supposed to be the wicked Stepmother from the movie Snow White. I'm assuming this only because the Aniston statue is dressed up as Snow White.
Either way, it's worthy of a "Caption This" contest!
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M.E.,
The closest i get to a body of water is my bath tub. Period.
On topic: Did anyone figure out why Wax Angie is dressed as Maleficent ( ♥ ) and Wax Jennifer is dressed up as Snow White?? Eh?
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♥ even better than that, the "real", "inspired by" Open Water story was way juicier. The real life husband and wife couple that happened to, they suspected the husband actually murdered his wife as they found no trace of their bodies but they found her wetsuit, untouched, in the ocean.
And you bitches are going to think I'm absolutely fucking crazy when I tell you that I'm going to get in one of those cages with the Great Whites so I can photograph them.
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Submitted by M.E. on June 11, 2008 - 4:19pm.
Open Water scared me, just because it was real. I'm terrified of sharks (Thanks Shark Week and Discovery Channel) and I KNOW that I'm going to die in water.
Hence, I avoid the ocean by all means possible.
M.E., that's why I especially love the scene in Jaws (I'm pretty sure the first one) where Mrs. Brody is letting her son play in the boat afloat but still anchored to the dock and Martin is freaking out about the recent shark attacks and has been reading a book on shark attack encounters and calls the boys inside and the mom is like, "Geez it's his birthday give him a break" or something like that and then she takes a look at the book he's been reading and calls them in right away. That just cracks me up because I could totally see myself doing that.
I think for a scary movie to truly grab you there has to be some humanity in at least one of the characters enough for you to feel some sort of empathy towards. At least, that's what usually will grip me and even upset me at times.
On topic: Is the Angelina Jolie wax figure supposed to be The statue of liberty AND the queen of hearts?
Submitted by weenielover on June 11, 2008 - 3:22pm.
wax people scare me.
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Those are wax people? They certainly look more lively than the real ones.
I'd rather hang out with the wax figures. They don't talk.
Otter Pop - a good Jolie film?
Gia. Or Original Sin.
Green is Good - Ah, Jaws. Love that flick.
Anywhoo, is more than just drowning. I've had preminitions, I will die in water.
Kind of ironic considering I am a swimmer.
M.E. As Sheriff Brody said in "Jaws", when his wife tried to explain his fear of water, even while riding in his car on the ferry, it's called drowning. A healthy fear in my book.
wax people scare me.