Battle At The Box Office: Jolie VS Aniston
I have to hand it to the movie executives that came up with this shit. Genius! They should get a complimentary footjob and Jamba Juice. Anyway, UsWeekly reports that Angie Jo and Jennifer Aniston will whip out their dicks and battle it out on October 24th. Both of these bitches have movies coming out on the same day. Angie's "The Changeling" will be out in limited release the same day Jenny's "He's Not That Into You: The Jennifer Aniston Story" comes out. Okay, I totally fucked with the title of Jenny's movie. But you know that was the working title!
Brandon Gray of Box Office Mojo thinks Jenny's going to win the battle, "Aniston is more relatable to moviegoers and can star in these romantic comedies or dramas more successfully than Jolie. Angelina has tried to have variety in her career, but time and time again, she goes back to these vixen or bad girl roles. She's had some success in those, but when she's strayed from it, she's flopped." Brandon meet the wrath of the Brangaloonies. Have fun!
Fuck both of these twats! Let's go support our main homegirl, Zac Efron, in High School Musical 3 instead. That buttfuck fiesta comes out on the same day.
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I can't remember if I've ever seen a Jolie film that didn't suck.
yes!
the whole premise of alien, stuck in outerspace with that fucking monster after you...
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Cause your mouth's writing checks that your ass can't cash.
"Why don't you put her in charge?"
Open Water scared me, just because it was real. I'm terrified of sharks (Thanks Shark Week and Discovery Channel) and I KNOW that I'm going to die in water.
Hence, I avoid the ocean by all means possible.
Stock Brokerlina, Vasquez! The hot, butch marine with BIGGER guns than most of the guys in "Aliens". Played by the fascinating Jeanette Goldstein.
She was a hot psychobitch in Near Dark. That's another classic scary movie. Say, Bill Paxton was it that, too. So was the guy that played Ash in "Aliens" (Lance Henricksen).
Another Bill Paxton gem: "Stop your grinnin' and drop your linen!"
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WISH GRANTED! >:)
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Pvt. Hudson classic line:
"Seventeen days? Hey man, I don't wanna rain on your parade, but we're not gonna last seventeen hours! Those things are gonna come in here just like they did before. And they're gonna come in here..."
Submitted by tonicbitch on June 11, 2008 - 4:11pm.
Stock Broker & ♥: You know that Open Water was based on a true story right? (except the real story took place in Australia not the caribbean).
Moral of the story - If you go deep sea diving, bring an inflatable dingy!
tonicbitch, yes, I knew that, sweets. That whole, "Based on, Inspired by, Loose slipknotted and slipped on a banana peel but farted and fell and wrote a story around it" stuff cracks me up though. :)
Stock Broker, I think I love you. It's an Aliens thing. Really. lol
Submitted by Green Is Good on June 11, 2008 - 12:03pm.
*chuckle* ♥, I can wait for the rental.
Stockebroker, regarding Aliens. Bill Paxton has ALL the best lines.
"I don't know if you've been keeping up with current events, but we just got our asses kicked!"
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Aliens is the sequel, but I love this line:
"That's it man, game over man, game over! What the fuck are we gonna do now? What are we gonna do? "
Submitted by DeeDee on June 11, 2008 - 4:09pm.
If you want to check out a story with an opposite, cool ending, watch "Touching the Void".
DeeDee, I watched that one too. I gave it three stars on Netflix (and I'm a pretty stingy star giver so that was good). :)
Tonic Bitch ~ an inflatable dingy? Will Pam Anderson do???
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Green Is Good ~ Bill Paxton MADE the movie! He was classic in Aliens!
Also it had chicks with guns...hawt!
"I say we grease this rat f**k son of a bitch right now!"
Good times!
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Stock Broker is now Stock BrokerLINA.
Stock Broker & ♥: You know that Open Water was based on a true story right? (except the real story took place in Australia not the caribbean).
Moral of the story - If you go deep sea diving, bring an inflatable dingy!
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A worthy cause: http://dogsindanger.com/ or http://hua.org/
Submitted by ♥ on June 11, 2008 - 2:48pm.
Submitted by Stoney on June 11, 2008 - 3:43pm.
Open Water!
Now THAT was scary.
Stoney, I agree. The end was especially haunting. If I remember correctly there wasn't any graphic gore either. Just merciless water with no rescue or land in sight and it's so easy to put yourself in their place as the characters develop and the sheer hopelessness as the fight for survival becomes a futile, ebbing sad tragedy.
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If you want to check out a story with an opposite, cool ending, watch "Touching the Void".
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Touching_the_Void
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*chuckle* ♥, I can wait for the rental.
Stockebroker, regarding Aliens. Bill Paxton has ALL the best lines.
"I don't know if you've been keeping up with current events, but we just got our asses kicked!"
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WISH GRANTED! >:)
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Mrs.Kravitz on June 11, 2008 - 3:49pm.
@ Clarisse--If he loved you with all the power of his soul for a whole lifetime, he couldn't love you as much as I do in a single day.
Aw, shucks Mrs K.!
*blushes*
Do you think Pudge will mind sharing you?
Oh, you were quoting the movie...I knew that...shut up you guys, i did!
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"No, I didn't wear a helmet but I probably should have." ~The C Word
Submitted by BRADIFUL BITCH on June 11, 2008 - 3:59pm.
My aunt watched some documentary or interview with him yeeeears ago and she told that right after I saw WH.
Olivier was very candid and frank and didn't mince words.
Another reason to love him.
BB, I own that DVD (which wasn't easy to come by) so now whenever I watch it I'm going to laugh my arse off! hahahaha! Thank you for the inside info. hehe Poor Larry. :D
Christne Hoff ~ Alien & Aliens - YES!
I especially like Aliens..."express elevator to hell going DOWN!"
"Open Waters" - after seeing that, I swore off deep sea scuba diving.
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Submitted by Green Is Good on June 11, 2008 - 3:53pm.
Thanks for the critique for "The Strangers".
Green Is Good, but then you'll miss out on the gratuitous use of sound FX to try and 'startle' you. It works for like the first 3 times and then it just makes you laugh because you know the director is just yanking your chain. The ending was goofy as all git out but I won't post any spoilers.
♥ on June 11, 2008 - 3:54pm
My aunt watched some documentary or interview with him yeeeears ago and she told that right after I saw WH.
Olivier was very candid and frank and didn't mince words.
Another reason to love him.
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"Don't get me twisted with average fan losers you have encountered. I am not one of them."
"I am more of a manipulative bitch than a cunt"
"LOVE ANGELINA aka HEART ANGELINA"
Submitted by tonicbitch on June 11, 2008 - 11:46am.
M.E. hun I saw this pic and totally thought of you :-)
http://www.flickr.com/photos/pstar/2569262988/
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THAT'S MY ODIN!!!!!!!!!!!
Thank you love. I saved it to my pics!
I ♥ Odin!
Good God I love this man--he could nto be more right on in terms of their career trajectories. I love eastwood movies, but have no desire to see this crapfest.
I do have to say, her "serious acting accent" is more The Count from sesame street than count cockula. "One blob, two blobs, THREE blobs..ahahaha" Lightning crash
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Submitted by HEART ANGELINA on May 14, 2008 - I have been banned. I just wanna say, that I have no intention of coming back. I really didn't expect to last as long as I did. I knew from day one that I was going to be combative and piss people
Submitted by BRADIFUL BITCH on June 11, 2008 - 3:50pm.
Wuthering Heights trivia, Merle Oberon had halitosis in a bad way, every time she said Heathcliff, Olivier almost lost his lunch.
BB, for real? Where in the hell did you find that out? HILARIOUS!
Falcor, I agree. Showgirls is nonstop laughs. Especially the convulsing dolphin sex scene. haha
I looked at the wax figures and thought AJs was holding a plaque w/ a B (bitch) on it. They also gave her a wonk eye.
Thanks for the critique for "The Strangers". The trailer made it look scary, but suspected it was probably just "wait-for-the rental" type stuff.
Merel Oberon trivia:
She was married to Robert Wolders until her death in 1979 then he was the companion of Audrey Hepburn until she died in 1993.
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Heathcliff: If he loved you with all the power of his soul for a whole lifetime, he couldn't love you as much as I do in a single day.
Submitted by dv8trix on June 11, 2008 - 3:42pm.
I agree on Sixth Sense...I "got" it too early on in the plot for it to be anything but a weepie. Damn M. Night Shamalamadingdong!
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"Shamalamadingdong!" ROTFL! I call him that too! hahaha :))
On topic: If I woke up with either of these wax figures in my room I'd scream as if a dead horse, severed head was in my bed.
I havent been skeered by a movie since I was 5, but I can tell you the funniest movie ever is Showgirls.......by far!
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Some dance to remember. Some dance to forget.
Wuthering Heights trivia, Merle Oberon had halitosis in a bad way, every time she said Heathcliff, Olivier almost lost his lunch.
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"Don't get me twisted with average fan losers you have encountered. I am not one of them."
"I am more of a manipulative bitch than a cunt"
"LOVE ANGELINA aka HEART ANGELINA"
@ Clarisse--If he loved you with all the power of his soul for a whole lifetime, he couldn't love you as much as I do in a single day.
The scariest movie: The exorcist
The talk with Changeling is Angelina and OSCAR
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Same thing with A Might Heart. Didn't happen.
Mrs.Kravitz,
Even with as many actors that have played Heathcliff, nobody has ever/will ever touch Olivier Heathcliff! Ever.
*i still love you ralph fiennes!*
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Submitted by Stoney on June 11, 2008 - 3:43pm.
Open Water!
Now THAT was scary.
Stoney, I agree. The end was especially haunting. If I remember correctly there wasn't any graphic gore either. Just merciless water with no rescue or land in sight and it's so easy to put yourself in their place as the characters develop and the sheer hopelessness as the fight for survival becomes a futile, ebbing sad tragedy.
Submitted by Miss Priss on June 11, 2008 - 3:42pm.
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I think I'm the only person in the world who hated "Clockwork Orange." I kept looking at the clock thinking, "when is this shit over?" The first 30 minutes or so of the movie was cool and then it became tedious. Not a Stanley Kubrick fan at all.
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"Tact is just not saying true stuff - I'll pass."
M.E. hun I saw this pic and totally thought of you :-)
http://www.flickr.com/photos/pstar/2569262988/
On Topic: The media is not just beating this dead JA vs AJ horse, they're carving it's cadaver into small parts, burning it, and jacking off into it's ashes. Why don't we send these two into a cagefighting death match and just be done with this whole rivalry already. Christ!!!
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A worthy cause: http://dogsindanger.com/ or http://hua.org/
Submitted by Clarisse on June 11, 2008 - 12:34pm.
Mrs.Kravitz,
"Ghostbusters is about as scary a movie as I want to see."
So...Let's talk about Wuthering Heights?
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I AM Heathcliff!
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Well, as near as I can figure out, it's 'cause I, uh, fight and fuck too much.
Submitted by Little China Doll on June 11, 2008 - 3:37pm.
The Strangers sucked. Did anyone else see it? Did you like it?
Little China Doll, I did and I agree. I laughed through the whole thing but three days later when my power went out in my house the movie replayed in my mind and scared the living crap out of me. The premise of course, being that killing doesn't need a reason or a motive. You're there and they have the weapons. UGH
Ok then...THANKS YOU GUYS!
*writes on post-it, rent both Devil's backbone and The Orphange, sticks on purse*
Double feature this weekend.
If I'm not back on Monday, someone lift the bedskirt and get me out.
?&!
"Don't get me twisted with average fan losers you have encountered. I am not one of them."
"I am more of a manipulative bitch than a cunt"
"LOVE ANGELINA aka HEART ANGELINA"
Open Water!
Now THAT was scary.
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It's like judging ducks before they become swans...its stupid. -LA
So it looks like Jen's wax figure got her old nose. And Angelina's got her leathery, botoxed skin. Good job to whoever made them.
I will, however, see both movies when they come out on DVD...scratch that - when they come on cable. Neither one can act, but the supporting cast in both films make me think they are salvageable movies.
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"Tact is just not saying true stuff - I'll pass."
Has anyone seen Clockwork Orange? I don't know why, but it freaked me out.
Same with Kubrick's Space Oddyssey. It's not supposed to be creepy, it's PG, but that damn ship turns evil and shit...
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Excuse my manners
I know this movie kind of sucked, but "13 Ghosts" freaked me out.
OnT: Sorry for being so off-topic but it's not like we haven't hashed this shit out multiple times before.
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Submitted by ♥ on June 11, 2008 - 3:36pm.
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I agree on Sixth Sense...I "got" it too early on in the plot for it to be anything but a weepie. Damn M. Night Shamalamadingdong!
Submitted by M.E. on June 11, 2008 - 2:39pm.
It's so hard for me now, with two small children to find time to watch a scary flick.
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If it's any consolation, that doesn't last forever...as long as you have a phone, a computer or a playstation to trade with;)
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Lean Like A Chola!
I'm Back, Beechez! WHASHOWT!
I still have to rent "The Orphanage", anyone, anyone seen it yet?
No spoilers please, just feed back.
Anyone?
BB, it was heavy but very good. Make time for it. It's not a quickie flick. You need to have subtitles on though (at least the version I got needed them). Well, unless you speak Spanish. :)
It's so hard for me now, with two small children to find time to watch a scary flick.
:::angry face:::
Submitted by BRADIFUL BITCH on June 11, 2008 - 3:35pm.
Yes, I saw the Orphanage and I loved it!! But I think I was the only one. haha.
BB,
The Orphanage is good flick! If you like it, watch The Devils Backbone too.
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"No, I didn't wear a helmet but I probably should have." ~The C Word
Bradiful: RENT IT!!! I liked it --WAY creepy...
Stoney - I'm with you. The Sixth Sense. I sooooooooooooo didn't figure that out. And I'm usually really good at finding the foreshadowing in movies.