Battle At The Box Office: Jolie VS Aniston
I have to hand it to the movie executives that came up with this shit. Genius! They should get a complimentary footjob and Jamba Juice. Anyway, UsWeekly reports that Angie Jo and Jennifer Aniston will whip out their dicks and battle it out on October 24th. Both of these bitches have movies coming out on the same day. Angie's "The Changeling" will be out in limited release the same day Jenny's "He's Not That Into You: The Jennifer Aniston Story" comes out. Okay, I totally fucked with the title of Jenny's movie. But you know that was the working title!
Brandon Gray of Box Office Mojo thinks Jenny's going to win the battle, "Aniston is more relatable to moviegoers and can star in these romantic comedies or dramas more successfully than Jolie. Angelina has tried to have variety in her career, but time and time again, she goes back to these vixen or bad girl roles. She's had some success in those, but when she's strayed from it, she's flopped." Brandon meet the wrath of the Brangaloonies. Have fun!
Fuck both of these twats! Let's go support our main homegirl, Zac Efron, in High School Musical 3 instead. That buttfuck fiesta comes out on the same day.
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Viva: heehee! IDK why they're scarier...some of the cultural references are so strange, visually...
CTH: isn't that Stephen King Rule of Film # 1: the book is always better! (sorry Tim Curry, you're still a creepy fuckin Pennywise!!!)
"Whatever walked in Hill House, walked alone..."
(just creeped myself out)
The Strangers sucked. Did anyone else see it? Did you like it?
And Karen Flatts...your avie made me crack the eff up!!! In Living Color...sigh. Those were the days!
Submitted by M.E. on June 11, 2008 - 12:35pm.
Uh, Jacob's Ladder, a mind fuck and a half!
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I agree, I had to watch it more than once to figure out what the fuck was going on!
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These wax figures are pitiful. Are they supposed to be Disney animatronics?
On the off topic topic:
Not really a typical slasher/horror movie but "Alien" was pretty effing scary to me and "Aliens" wasn't a shabby sequel. "Jaws" was good but the sequels sucked total poo. 28 weeks later wasn't a bad sequel to 28 days (in fact imho it was almostttttt better).
The song/lullaby Mia Farrow sings to her devil child in the beginning and end credits of "Rosemary's Baby" still creeps me out every time I hear it.
The movie "The sixth sense" was more sad than scary. "The Devil's Rejects" was disturbing on too many levels. "High Tension" was a total skull f*ck (literally and figuratively). "Helter Skelter" is too real. WAY TOO REAL. "Scream" was shocking because they killed off the star of the movie right from the getgo but the storline got pretty cheesy towards the end.
I could rant on scary movies until the cows come home but I'll spare the readers of this website. lol
Green Is Good,
Oh don't get me started on I Am Legend. Icon of horror fiction and Hollywood butchered it...oh, i just got myself started on I Am Legend didn't i...
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I still have to rent "The Orphanage", anyone, anyone seen it yet?
No spoilers please, just feed back.
Anyone?
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"I am more of a manipulative bitch than a cunt"
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That rabbit in Donnie Darko totally freaked out. Brilliant movie.
*gets out pen and pad and plans trip to Blockbuster*
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Submitted by Clarisse on June 11, 2008 - 2:28pm.
GIG,
There is no good time to read "The Haunting of Hill House"...cuz as soon as the lights go out, that shit creeps back in your head!!!
As far as CLoverfield, no, that one made me sick just see the promo on TV.
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There's also "Hell house" written by Richard Matheson. He's the same guy that wrote "I am Legend".
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Uh, Jacob's Ladder, a mind fuck and a half!
Stir of Echos = CREEEEEEEEPY!
Mrs.Kravitz,
"Ghostbusters is about as scary a movie as I want to see."
So...Let's talk about Wuthering Heights?
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"No, I didn't wear a helmet but I probably should have." ~The C Word
To whoever said The Others was scary. I liked that movie. Creepy for sure
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Dv8 - me and my tough-guy bf watched Ju-On 2 the other night and he must have hit the ceiling like 6 times. It made me giggle.
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Somehow, I found the book of the shining much scarier than the movie, maybe because King painted such a visual picture of being stuck up in bumfuck, cut off from everyone, for an entire brutal winter.
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The C word,
Stir of Echos!! Yes! Another Matheson classic!!!
Oh that scene with the fingernails!?!?! Ugh!
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The C Word - I still can't hear Paint it Black without getting chills. Good one.
Pick any of these movies at random and it will still be better than EITHER ONE of their movies. Except Cloverfield, that was shit (IMO).
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I leave for a few & this turns into an awesome scary movie thread? *sob*
Gotta agree on Blair Witch--the ending freaked me out about basements forlikeever!
& The Shining & The Exorcist & Ghost Story
also the Ring & Grudge in the original J-horror versions!
and the original Legend of Hell House
I've never seen Jacob's Ladder...
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I think HJNIY will do quite well. It also stars Drew Barrymore, Scarlett Johansson, Jennifer Connelly, and Ben Afleck. I am only a fan of a couple of them, but it will draw fans from each. PLus, light hearted comedies are fun to see.
The Changeling should be renamed The Dangeling because that is what Angelinas body parts will be doing after these blobs.
Submitted by Viva La Lohan on June 11, 2008 - 1:25pm.
Bradi - I thought CLoverfield was shit. One of the few times I wanted my money back. Vanilla Sky was another one of those times, for a little perspective on how shitty I thought it was
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Abre los ojos...Vinalla sky wasnt that bad....it was pretty watchable up until the end.
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Mrs.Kravitz on June 11, 2008 - 3:28pm
He Vanilla Ice'd it...
Clint is "Under Pressure"....
Stopping the cliches.
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"Don't get me twisted with average fan losers you have encountered. I am not one of them."
"I am more of a manipulative bitch than a cunt"
"LOVE ANGELINA aka HEART ANGELINA"
Ghostbusters is about as scary a movie as I want to see.
I saw The Exorcist when it came out and I was a wreck for about a month.
Yes, I am a weenie.
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Well, as near as I can figure out, it's 'cause I, uh, fight and fuck too much.
Has anyone seen "Stir of Echoes" with Kevin Bacon?
That's definitely in my top 5.
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I'm sort of shy, and I'm not much of a talker, but if you poke me I'll probably rustle up a sentence or two.
Jesus, I forgot Jacob's Ladder. Damn that was creepy.
GIG,
There is no good time to read "The Haunting of Hill House"...cuz as soon as the lights go out, that shit creeps back in your head!!!
As far as CLoverfield, no, that one made me sick just see the promo on TV....
D.D.,
The Others was FABULOUS!
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Submitted by Karen Flatts on June 11, 2008 - 3:18pm.
Thats very true they would have been compared because they're opening the same day. I still think its pointless to do this after 3, almost 4 years to single out the actresses like that. Jen's movie has an assemble cast of people. Its not just her. So its kinda disrespectful to the other actors. Good actors too. Disrespectful to Jen and Angelina. Jen has moved on with her life. She doesn't want to be connected to Angelina her whole life. Don't get me started on what an insult it is to Angelina.
I wish he had just done a straight forward review of both films instead of this bullshit.
I don't think the studios planned this all.
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C'est pas une habitude, c'est cool, je me sens en vie
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Viva La Lohan on June 11, 2008 - 3:25pm
The last part is what got me, all that shit and then, well you know.
I didn't pay to see it in the theater though, someone else rented it.
"Alien"....NOW THAT ONE...*shivers*
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"Don't get me twisted with average fan losers you have encountered. I am not one of them."
"I am more of a manipulative bitch than a cunt"
"LOVE ANGELINA aka HEART ANGELINA"
Actually the name of the movie is not "The Changeling"; it is "Changeling."
Clint also made a movie called "Unforgiven."
John Huston made a movie in 1960 called "The Unforgiven."
That Clint, what a scamp.
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Well, as near as I can figure out, it's 'cause I, uh, fight and fuck too much.
ubmitted by BRADIFUL BITCH on June 11, 2008 - 2:23pm.
I JUST saw "Cloverfield" a couple of weeks ago.
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I loved it. But Dramamine is required.
Yes, Rosemary's Baby!! Also, The Omen freaked me out. And, as much as I don't care for Nicole Kidman, The Others scared the living shit out of me.
Um I'm sure both movies will suck major monkey balls. Both women seem to be stuck on one type of movie and I agree. Aniston in lame same-old romantic comedies and Jolie in "wacko badass" anorexic shooting movies. I'm skipping both for my mental sake. Not into both.
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28 weeks later is pretty scary, too.
And Robert Carlyle is always a bonus.
"I think my mask of sanity is about to slip."
Stock Brokerlina on June 11, 2008 - 3:21pm
The first Halloween was awesomeness.
As was the first Nightmare on Elm Street.
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"Don't get me twisted with average fan losers you have encountered. I am not one of them."
"I am more of a manipulative bitch than a cunt"
"LOVE ANGELINA aka HEART ANGELINA"
OMG Jacob's Ladder! I don't think I'll ever recover from that!
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Bradi - I thought CLoverfield was shit. One of the few times I wanted my money back. Vanilla Sky was another one of those times, for a little perspective on how shitty I thought it was.
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And let that bitch know I already suck cock for a living, but the pay sucks, so I have to do this website to make ends meet! - MK to Bradiful Bitch
I meant The Village when I said The Clearing, earlier. And yes, another great M. Night Shyamalmadingdong movie: The Sixth Sense. I so didn't figure that shit out.
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It's like judging ducks before they become swans...its stupid. -LA
I just watched Ghost Story a few weeks ago but didn't find it as scary as the first time I saw it (probably around 12).
Other movies:
Jacob's Ladder
The Sixth Sense
Agree with SB on Halloween and The Thing too.
Not horror/paranormal but I thought The Bad Seed was good.
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the first alien when that thing bursts from his chest?
I nearly fell into the aisle!
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Personally im going to go see the Changeling...it really has nothing to do with who stars in the movie though
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Green Is Good on June 11, 2008 - 3:20pm
I JUST saw "Cloverfield" a couple of weeks ago.
I won't do a spoiler but holy crap.
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"Don't get me twisted with average fan losers you have encountered. I am not one of them."
"I am more of a manipulative bitch than a cunt"
"LOVE ANGELINA aka HEART ANGELINA"
REDRUM REDRUM!!!!!
LMAO at The Poopy Jacuzzi movie.
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M.E. ~ thanks hon! :)
Christine Hoff...."Rosemary's Baby" is a classic! Good stuff.
Other good vintage scary movies:
Poltergeist
Halloween
Friday 13th
Pumpkinhead (cheesy but good)
The Thing (remake with Kurt Russell)
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Submitted by Clarisse on June 11, 2008 - 2:17pm.
Stoney,
We went to the theatre to see Blair Witch and i made it about 10 minutes in when the shooting style kicked my vertigo into 5th gear!!!
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Then DON'T watch "Cloverfield".
And DON'T watch it on a full stomach. I seriously very nearly puked. I'm not kidding. Had to pause the movie twice.
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Why does Jen haves uch a fucking big head here?!
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Brand, Jen, and Angelina sing about love
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jen aniston make me yawn and so do her movies.
Angie's last hit was just three years ago. That ish made over 400 million globally. She doesn't need another hit for another 5 years. Same with Brad although I think Brad will see box office with that Benjamin Button story. The talk with Changeling is Angelina and OSCAR, rated almost a 9 and critics are raving. This is strange because in the middle of The Good Shepherd AMH, Wanted and Changeling she's managed to get awards buzz and get pregnent with three children. It can be done Ms. Aniston.
Submitted by Clarisse on June 11, 2008 - 3:17pm.
Stoney,
We went to the theatre to see Blair Witch and i made it about 10 minutes in when the shooting style kicked my vertigo into 5th gear!!!
Watched the floor and listened to the rest of the movie.
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I went to the theatre to watch Blair Witch also. I was petrified. And I couldn't understand why people were getting up and leaving. Later I found out people thought it sucked. I believed that shit! I thought people were leaving the theatre because it was too much to handle. lol
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Submitted by HEART ANGELINA on June 11, 2008 - 11:59am.
Submitted by Stoney on June 11, 2008 - 2:44pm.
Oh. That makes a little more sense.
Well I still think he is a dumbass for trying to compare a mainstream film with one opening in limited release. The numbers won't be the same no matter who stars in either one.
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Stoney-- I'll take this one. You've already taken one for the team.
HA-- Again, you are missing the point. He is comparing the two movies because of a) the history between the two actors and b) every movie that comes out on the SAME DAY is going to be compared. It doesn't matter if they are Limited Release, Big Budget, Independent, Comedy, Drama or the Poopy Jacuzzi video. They are going to be compared because they are in some way going to be in competition. He didn't just randomly pick these two movies to compare; as MK pointed out, ya think maybe the Studio Execs did this on purpose???
Oh, how could I forget the Shining.
Jack freaked me out.
The twin girls "Come play with us Danny, forever and ever and ever"
*cowers in corner*
Submitted by No Words on June 11, 2008 - 2:13pm.
"Alexander" was a stinkbomb of epic proportions. Angelina's Transylvanian accent (her only "exotic" accent) was just one of the reasons.
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Ha ha ha! It was the same crappy accent she used in "Beowulf".
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not good planning, not at all! LOL.
I would have pissed myself.
parts of the tree in front of my house are dead?
and they look like the shit they found hanging in the woods..
I wouldn't go to my basement unless I was the phone or not home alone for months.
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28 Days Later for sure!
I saw that in the theatre. Fucked up!
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