Battle At The Box Office: Jolie VS Aniston
I have to hand it to the movie executives that came up with this shit. Genius! They should get a complimentary footjob and Jamba Juice. Anyway, UsWeekly reports that Angie Jo and Jennifer Aniston will whip out their dicks and battle it out on October 24th. Both of these bitches have movies coming out on the same day. Angie's "The Changeling" will be out in limited release the same day Jenny's "He's Not That Into You: The Jennifer Aniston Story" comes out. Okay, I totally fucked with the title of Jenny's movie. But you know that was the working title!
Brandon Gray of Box Office Mojo thinks Jenny's going to win the battle, "Aniston is more relatable to moviegoers and can star in these romantic comedies or dramas more successfully than Jolie. Angelina has tried to have variety in her career, but time and time again, she goes back to these vixen or bad girl roles. She's had some success in those, but when she's strayed from it, she's flopped." Brandon meet the wrath of the Brangaloonies. Have fun!
Fuck both of these twats! Let's go support our main homegirl, Zac Efron, in High School Musical 3 instead. That buttfuck fiesta comes out on the same day.
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Stoney,
We went to the theatre to see Blair Witch and i made it about 10 minutes in when the shooting style kicked my vertigo into 5th gear!!!
Watched the floor and listened to the rest of the movie.
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OMG, The Shining, every time i watch it, i start shivering and get very cold. Weirdness.
I wish I could have experienced the trauma "The Exorcist" caused when it was out in theaters.
I saw it much later and as scary as it is, being based on a morsel of truth, that freaked me out the most.
I'll admit, the first time I saw "Sixth Sense" in the theater, that scared me.
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"Don't get me twisted with average fan losers you have encountered. I am not one of them."
"I am more of a manipulative bitch than a cunt"
"LOVE ANGELINA aka HEART ANGELINA"
The Amityville Horror (original)
The Exorcist
Blair Witch Project
28 Days Later
Night of the Living Dead
and anything that has to do with shit underneath beds.
Clarisse, clearly YOU are a connoisseur of scary. The Haunting (1963/I) was a total creepfest!
The book "The Haunting of Hill House". I have a copy of that, and that's one you don't read before bedtime.
Sorry, sluts. I keep reposting because somebody keeps adding some good comments.
No Words, Ghost Story is a a great ride! Alice Krige is one hot, vengeful ghost! But the movie has so many great old Hollywood actors in it, too.
Submitted by No Words on June 11, 2008 - 12:12pm.
The George C Scott movie, "The Changeling" was hella scary! Another really scary movie was "Ghost Story."
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I thought Ghost Story was scary, but I think I was 10 when it came out...
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Old school
Rosemary's baby.. yikes!
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Cause your mouth's writing checks that your ass can't cash.
The Ring was really bad, but scared the pants off me. The Exocist, definitely a classic. Also, The Clearing was pretty scary, imo.
I drove home down a rural road at night with my convertible top down after seeing The Blair Witch Project...BAD IDEA. Both my boyfriend and I were FREAKING OUT. I wouldn't pull over to put the top up for fear of witches snatching us up. We both thought it was real, though.
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It's like judging ducks before they become swans...its stupid. -LA
Stock Brokerlina - Odin will return next week.
This is Johnny's b-day week. I'm honoring my Johnny!
Oh Yeah
The original Omen
Hate that scary tune, sounds like they're saying Cheesy Poofs
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They look so "life like"....Nearly Living Legends.
"If Drinks Aren't Involved, Then Neither Am I."
Other Great Scary Movies:
Psycho (orignal)
Henry: Portrait of A Serial Killer
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"Alexander" was a stinkbomb of epic proportions. Angelina's Transylvanian accent (her only "exotic" accent) was just one of the reasons.
The George C Scott movie, "The Changeling" was hella scary! Another really scary movie was "Ghost Story."
Top Scary Movies here:
The Shining-the original with Crazy Jack-(still get the heebie jeebies)
The Exorcist(Linda Blair: FUCK ME!!FUCK ME!! with that damn crucifix)
That's it for now
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Submitted by kdracofan on June 11, 2008 - 3:03pm.
"Brandon meet the wrath of the Brangaloonies. Have fun!"
Singular MK. Singular. Brangaloonie.
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LOL. I don't like Brad Pitt.
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C'est pas une habitude, c'est cool, je me sens en vie
Si tu n'en as pas, tu es de l'autre côté
Christine Collins (Angelina Jolie) is overjoyed when her young kidnapped son Walter is brought back home. But when Christine suspects that the Walter who was returned to her isn't her actual child, the police captain (Jeffrey Donovan) has her committed to an asylum.
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She suspects?!?!?!?! How can she not know if it is or isn't her son?
Weird.
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Well, as near as I can figure out, it's 'cause I, uh, fight and fuck too much.
Angelina's "I'm acting" accent is mindnumbingly horrible. It was so bad in Alexander I could barely get through the movie.
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It's like judging ducks before they become swans...its stupid. -LA
Stoney ~ add "The Omen" (orignal version) and "Exorcist.
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Stony
Blair witch scared me so bad I was almost in tears.
and the ring. the ring two, when she crawls out of the well?
"crying for my mommy"
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Cause your mouth's writing checks that your ass can't cash.
Madam S ~ right on! Good summary. By the way, Shirley Temple rocks!
M.E. ~ bring Odin back! :(
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I hate like hell to say this, but it appears that Clint is yet another man dicktamized by the unholy bloodsucker jolie.
I agree, can't see her doing a period piece at all.
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Cause your mouth's writing checks that your ass can't cash.
My top four scariest movies:
The Grudge
Blair Witch Project
Poltergeist
Saw (the original)
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It's like judging ducks before they become swans...its stupid. -LA
Submitted by Clarisse on June 11, 2008 - 1:58pm.
B.B.,
"Beware of stray, wet, child's ball bouncing down the stairs in the dark....."
Brilliant! Damn i have to watch that tonight!!! I'll follow it up with Session 9 and then i'll sit in the corner all night watching for the boogie man!!!
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Well, I guess I know what I'm doing tonight... getting myself good and scared and yelling at Mr. Green-Is-Good to leave the damn lights on.
dv8trix, the Brangeloonie crazy doesn't really let loose until they take their 8 O'Clock meds.
And by "they" I mean the one fanatic that haunts every St. Angelina thread, when they're not molesting their Lara Croft cardboard stand-up.
B.B.,
The original Haunting was def. better. The remake was scary too, but that was just Owen Wilson's penis nose.
Have you ever read the book "The Haunting of Hill House"??? There is a scene in the book that didn't make either movie, but it scared the piss outta me!!!
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@Diamond Dawg-Mystic River
@Mrs.Kravitz, glad to be of help. It took me awhile to figure it out too.
"The Changeling" is going to sink like a stone because of the presence of Angelina alias "box office poison." Jennifer's movie, on the other hand, will do okay as it is a romantic summer comedy.
I would love to see NO ONE hire Brangelina any more.
Angelina & Jen are both talentless fame whores who could not act there way out of a paper bag!
Rocket,
They should have splurged another million on A Mighty Heart for Angie to get a speech therapist to overcome the Count Chocula accent. It would have been worth it.
okay, why does AJ's waxer look like CZJ????
A little song a little dance a little seltzer down your pants
I've read a couple of reviews so far of the Clint Eastwood movie and they were saying this is most likely his worst movie or at least one of them. Mainly because apparently Angie is sucking at her worst. And because it's supposed to be a period piece and she A. is emaciated and B. doesn't really have classical features that work for other eras... so she is just wildly miscast and in over her head. In other words... as I suspected, Clint must have old person's dementia to have ever cast her. Why did he do such a thing?
"Brandon meet the wrath of the Brangaloonies. Have fun!"
Singular MK. Singular. Brangaloonie.
Clarisse on June 11, 2008 - 2:58pm
My favorite double header scare myself fest is "The Haunting" (original b & w) and "The Changeling"
I sleep with the bathroom light on and the TV on.
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"Don't get me twisted with average fan losers you have encountered. I am not one of them."
"I am more of a manipulative bitch than a cunt"
"LOVE ANGELINA aka HEART ANGELINA"
I don't think that Jennifer Aniston has ever done a really amazing movie. Angelina has been in the likes of "Girl, Interrupted" and "A Mighty Heart." Since when are romantic comedies commendable anyway?
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A Mighty Heart cost $17 million to make and earned $18 million. That's pretty amazing all right.
Submitted by Stoney on June 11, 2008 - 2:44pm.
Oh. That makes a little more sense.
Well I still think he is a dumbass for trying to compare a mainstream film with one opening in limited release. The numbers won't be the same no matter who stars in either one.
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C'est pas une habitude, c'est cool, je me sens en vie
Si tu n'en as pas, tu es de l'autre côté
B.B.,
"Beware of stray, wet, child's ball bouncing down the stairs in the dark....."
Brilliant! Damn i have to watch that tonight!!! I'll follow it up with Session 9 and then i'll sit in the corner all night watching for the boogie man!!!
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"No, I didn't wear a helmet but I probably should have." ~The C Word
Wouldn't waste a minute watching either piece of shit, i be drinking my hieny light staring at a wall!!
I don't think that Jennifer Aniston has ever done a really amazing movie. Angelina has been in the likes of "Girl, Interrupted" and "A Mighty Heart." Since when are romantic comedies commendable anyway?
Submitted by Green Is Good on June 11, 2008 - 2:54pm.
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are we up to 100 yet?
(see comment below re: TARDIS)
Submitted by BRADIFUL BITCH on June 11, 2008 - 2:54pm.
Green Is Good on June 11, 2008 - 2:50pm.
Beware of stray, wet, child's ball bouncing down the stairs in the dark.....
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And old fashioned, child-sized wheelchairs.
(hair on back of neck standing up)
"What is your name child?
Jooooooseph."
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I'm sort of shy, and I'm not much of a talker, but if you poke me I'll probably rustle up a sentence or two.
Submitted by BRADIFUL BITCH on June 11, 2008 - 1:54pm.
Green Is Good on June 11, 2008 - 2:50pm.
Beware of stray, wet, child's ball bouncing down the stairs in the dark.....
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Don't DO THAT! *shiver*
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LOL!!!
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oh, and goodnight, ELB...hope you don't see these two dummies in your dreams!
Submitted by dv8trix on June 11, 2008 - 1:31pm.
Submitted by melissochka on June 11, 2008 - 2:30pm.
bring on the loonies. five bucks says there's 200 comments in the next fifteen minutes.
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Ten minutes. *antes up & runs like the wind*
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Take me with you, dv8trix
And you're right. "The Changeling" starring George C. Scott and Trish Van Devere is one of the creepiest movies ever. Still can't watch it alone.
Limited release is usually Hollywood code for potential box office flop. Since when has Angelina made a movie in the past 5 years that's been a hit?
Anniston - give it up already and call Lifetime Network. WE ARE JUST NOT THAT INTO YOU!
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Green Is Good on June 11, 2008 - 2:50pm.
Beware of stray, wet, child's ball bouncing down the stairs in the dark.....
?&!
"Don't get me twisted with average fan losers you have encountered. I am not one of them."
"I am more of a manipulative bitch than a cunt"
"LOVE ANGELINA aka HEART ANGELINA"
I would sooner watch a sex video of Shia LeDouche and Zac Efron scissoring for eight hours than sit through anything starring Jennifer "How To Get Dumped and Still Not Garner Any Sympathy" Aniston.
DiamondDawg, that reminded me of a song we sang when we were kids:
Magdalina hagdalina oopa-toka-woka-tocka
oka-noka-poka was her name.
She had two hairs on the middle of her head
One was alive and the other was dead
Submitted by devilgirl on June 11, 2008 - 11:50am.
Actually, the Aniston wax looks more like Laura Linney than it does Aniston.
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YES! I couldn't put my finger on it (cause it was busy someplace else) but yes, Laura Linney (who is a much better actress than the two of them put togather).
Whew, now I can get some sleep tonight.
Angie's wax figure doesn't look too good either.
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Well, as near as I can figure out, it's 'cause I, uh, fight and fuck too much.
huh. I guess Hennifer, Laura and Jewel all kinda look alike.
Laura Linney was awesome as the evil wife in that kuhrazy movie with Sean Penn and Tim what's-his-face.
ha ha. that type was funny. "Jennifer" is HEREBY PROCLAIMED "HENNIFER"!!!! AND shall not be recognized by any other name!
Here's another one: "Hagalena"