Battle At The Box Office: Jolie VS Aniston
I have to hand it to the movie executives that came up with this shit. Genius! They should get a complimentary footjob and Jamba Juice. Anyway, UsWeekly reports that Angie Jo and Jennifer Aniston will whip out their dicks and battle it out on October 24th. Both of these bitches have movies coming out on the same day. Angie's "The Changeling" will be out in limited release the same day Jenny's "He's Not That Into You: The Jennifer Aniston Story" comes out. Okay, I totally fucked with the title of Jenny's movie. But you know that was the working title!
Brandon Gray of Box Office Mojo thinks Jenny's going to win the battle, "Aniston is more relatable to moviegoers and can star in these romantic comedies or dramas more successfully than Jolie. Angelina has tried to have variety in her career, but time and time again, she goes back to these vixen or bad girl roles. She's had some success in those, but when she's strayed from it, she's flopped." Brandon meet the wrath of the Brangaloonies. Have fun!
Fuck both of these twats! Let's go support our main homegirl, Zac Efron, in High School Musical 3 instead. That buttfuck fiesta comes out on the same day.
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Actually, the Aniston wax looks more like Laura Linney than it does Aniston.
What's for lunch?
Good night ELB
OT: *sigh* "He is just not that into you" was a very popular book for a while....so that movie might get more attention.
Bombs Away Dream Babies for both films.
I thought that was JEWEL on the right at first!
Goodnight peeps, been a laugh! :o)
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dv8trix / B.B.
I thought the same thing, but The Changeling w/Scott is safe. This is a differnt story.
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Angie should stick to roles that resemble her Girl Interrupted character. She was just being herself, that's why she won an Oscar. And she got lucky too.
Jen, she's always in those chick flicks. Friends with Miney was good I guess. And the Good Girl. I liked her in Office Space too...Ugh. I kinda like Hen(keeping typo)
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Excuse my manners
I agree with this guy on Jolie's acting "range" which is sub par and of course Anniston is usually the same character over and over again.
Submitted by Rocket on June 11, 2008 - 11:38am.
True, so true. Movie execs will do anything to sell movies.
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Well, as near as I can figure out, it's 'cause I, uh, fight and fuck too much.
Ah am a Texan ma'am. I type with a different axcent than ya'llz do...
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El Bastardo is causing tinglies!
*makes sure no one is walking towards my office*
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"No, I didn't wear a helmet but I probably should have." ~The C Word
GIG: in the TARDIS?? (quiet squeeee -- since El B's in the library...)
How about a Singing Monkey, holding a talking banana, and wearing a pair of silf jammies with the footie things???
Like Muchkins Gone Wild...
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Submitted by HEART ANGELINA on June 11, 2008 - 1:40pm.
And...you've totally missed the point. He's saying since she DOESN'T play a bad girl or vixen in The Changeling, she will fail at the box office because she sucks at playing anything else.
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It's like judging ducks before they become swans...its stupid. -LA
FRIST!
BUTTFUCK FIESTA! ROFLMAO! You funny, MK!
(I win, right?)
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Lean Like A Chola!
I'm Back, Beechez! WHASHOWT!
Meh.
It's going to be an Angeloonie VS Jenaloonies opening weekend. Loonies save your money for Halloweenie candy instead!
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Excuse my manners
Bradi: George C. Scott is prettier, too.
Submitted by DebFrmHell on June 11, 2008 - 2:38pm.
Nominate EL B for the Hawt Twat of the Day!
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I'm sort of shy, and I'm not much of a talker, but if you poke me I'll probably rustle up a sentence or two.
Talking bananas? In pajamas? Now I'M scared...
onT: which one's which again?
Submitted by christine the hoff on June 11, 2008 - 6:38pm.
Stop it, i'm not really retra, rettar, retred, stoopid.
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I like my coffee hot and strong, like I like my women, hot and strong... with a spoon in them.
I'll stay home, both flicks sound like they should be straight to video.
Also what the fuck is Brandon Gray talking about??? Angelina plays a mother of a missing child and then 5 months later the LAPD gives a child that isn't hers. How the fuck is that Bad girl or Vixen??? That guy couldn't have been comparing these two movies.
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C'est pas une habitude, c'est cool, je me sens en vie
Si tu n'en as pas, tu es de l'autre côté
dv8trix on June 11, 2008 - 2:38pm.
Right?
Why did they have to use the same title as LEGITIMATELY GREAT MOVIE????!!!!!
Horror oh THE HORROR!
Or is it HWORER? Sure, A Skeletina flick = Hworer flick.
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"Don't get me twisted with average fan losers you have encountered. I am not one of them."
"I am more of a manipulative bitch than a cunt"
"LOVE ANGELINA aka HEART ANGELINA"
Clarisse, come to daddy!! ;o)
Dv8trix i aint scared of nothing, except flying monkeys and talking bananas. ;o)
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I like my coffee hot and strong, like I like my women, hot and strong... with a spoon in them.
THIS is the buttfuck fiesta!
Elb, is your tongue all dirty from licking the bus windows?
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Cause your mouth's writing checks that your ass can't cash.
Nominate EL B for the Hawt Twat of the Day!
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I SAID NO COMMENT!
Dammit, I didn't think it knew about the new thread yet.
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Its kinda sad that someone or people thinks this some sort of competition
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True, so true. Movie execs will do anything to sell movies.
Sooo, "The Ange-ling" is a horror movie?
Submitted by Stoney on June 11, 2008 - 6:34pm.
Submitted by El Bastardo on June 11, 2008 - 1:32pm.
Did you arrive on the short bus today? LOL!
Lifetime pass *drool* Hahaha!
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I like my coffee hot and strong, like I like my women, hot and strong... with a spoon in them.
Well it really depends on the number of theaters IMO.
Rom Coms get wide releases because they get larger audiences. Most films in limited release aren't expected to be Box office hits. Changeling will get some great sells no doubt being this is a Clint Eastwood film. However no one should expect it to open at number 1. Jen's movie features a cast of some great actors plus the book its based off was on the New York Times Best Seller list. So I expect alot of people to come out and see that. Plus its opening in wide release. I do think it will do very well, depending on what else is released on Oct 24 it should open at number 1.
Its kinda sad that someone or people thinks this some sort of competition.
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C'est pas une habitude, c'est cool, je me sens en vie
Si tu n'en as pas, tu es de l'autre côté
Well Aniston's movie is based on a popular book with females, so that shit will win for sure.
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Submitted by DebFrmHell on June 11, 2008 - 6:34pm.
Submitted by El Bastardo on June 11, 2008 - 1:32pm.
FIRST!
ROFLMFAO!
Hahahaha. What a twat i am!!
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I like my coffee hot and strong, like I like my women, hot and strong... with a spoon in them.
El Bastardo,
Hold me...i'm skeered of the wax thingies! What? No, i touched you there on accident! Yes Twice!
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I'll have to miss The Changling. In fact, I'll probably have to miss both of them.
LOL, EL B, thought I skeered you away!
*runs back out*
Submitted by El Bastardo on June 11, 2008 - 1:32pm.
Did you arrive on the short bus today? LOL!
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It's like judging ducks before they become swans...its stupid. -LA
Submitted by angel_i on June 11, 2008 - 12:26pm.
Why did they make Jennifer look like Martha Stewart?
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I know...anston looks all old while Angelina looks all hot....ITS UNFAIR! They should have em bnoth at their best!
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Forever chasing the high of the very first time.
Submitted by El Bastardo on June 11, 2008 - 1:32pm.
FIRST!
ROFLMFAO!
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Aren't there any decent films coming out soon???
~*~"But I don't believe there's a rule book, and I don't believe I have to live by society's standards." ~ Xtina~*~
Britney Vs Christina - Battle of the fake blondes
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k-hRmiXL51I
He's Not That Into You: The Jennifer Aniston Story
HAHA!
Jennifer Aniston can fuck off. I'd see an Angie movie over a Jen movie any day of the week.
From where do these very strange wax figures come? The only thing that might help Analina is Eastwood being the director of The Changeling. With his name attached it might actually do well. Anal-ina was a typo, but I kinda like it
FIRST!
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Submitted by melissochka on June 11, 2008 - 2:30pm.
bring on the loonies. five bucks says there's 200 comments in the next fifteen minutes.
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Ten minutes. *antes up & runs like the wind*
"He's Not That Into You: The Jennifer Aniston Story" - This made me giggle snort, lol!
bring on the loonies. five bucks says there's 200 comments in the next fifteen minutes.
Oh lawdy child....
Brandon better prepare for his new subscription to People and the translators that show up in person with every new issue.
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"Don't get me twisted with average fan losers you have encountered. I am not one of them."
"I am more of a manipulative bitch than a cunt"
"LOVE ANGELINA aka HEART ANGELINA"
MK, the buttfuck fiesta starts here!
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I SAID NO COMMENT!
ROTFLMAO at He's Just Not That Into You: The Jennifer Aniston Story!
HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAH!!!!
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It's like judging ducks before they become swans...its stupid. -LA
A) Jenn is not that great of an actress.
B) HOLY SHIT! These wax things scare me!
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