Wednesday, June 11th 2008
This Isn't Funny
When Naomi Campbell falls, nobody should laugh. Has anybody heard from the dude in the checkered shirt? His face will be on a milk carton soon.
Drunk ass Naomi was partying in Capri, Italy last night with her man, Marcus Elias, when she stumbled and hit the ground. I'm not even going to laugh out loud because I know she's watching. I'll lock myself in the bathroom and quietly cackle into a towel. I'm not taking any chances.
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Poor N. I really like her angry ass :/
I hope all this "I want to be a mommy" talk of recent weeks was just a joke. You can't get drunk and fall into pavements when you're up the duff.
i remember a few years ago when she was out clubbing in cape town she was so drunk (or maybe high - possibly both) she got bounced from some gay club i used to go to. this is not surprising. no wonder she's aged so badly.
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Submitted by letinstar on June 12, 2008 - 4:34am.
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i knew i regognised your screen nick when i saw one of your comments on crunk + disorderly (sorry, but the gif of your avvie is so much better)
yippee!☺
If only checkered shirt dude was wielding a bat or a golf club this moment would have been golden.
and many a times holding hands with james just so i would not fall down lol
oh man i sorta remember falling in front of a club like this tottaly drunk ass a few times! so embarassing, acted like nothing happened lol
Submitted by Bjork You on June 12, 2008 - 12:14am.
Those racist sidewalks!!!!!
Oh girlllllllllll! You didn't just go there!
exhale
lmao
Those racist sidewalks!!!!!
what kind of drama queen fall is this? nay nay's head should have hot the pavement...
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sexy motherfucker...
Still no pics of the guy with the checkered shirt after this pic was taken? uh oh
That was priceless! *snort*
~"~"~"~"~~Mess with me and I'll bite you!.....Monquita Loca~~"~"~"~"~
That made my day. Hate that mean hag.
What would make this picture perfect would be the few brains Naomi has being splatted on the pavement, like garbage bag full of tomato soup.
I had a dream that she did fall except in my dream her brain split open and there came hundreds of little Naomi's running out of her brain chucking cell phone's at all the EMT personnel. Does that make me weird?
Well I thought it was funny!
HAHA - in your face bitch!!
Oh look, one of those dancers fell off the Kid Rock truck.
She looks like a big giraffe that got popped in the ass with a tranquelizer.
Big tree fall hard.
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH MUUAAAAHHHAAAAAHHAAAA. FUCK YOU NAOMI.
was she on the bus list earlier?
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gangsta beyotch ... WESTSIDE!!!!!
Submitted by Mickey Anonymouse on June 11, 2008 - 2:12pm.
You can take the girl out the geto, but you can take the geto out the girl.
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I think you mean "ghetto"......not picking on you, just letting you know....
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" Do you know I once interviewed Nicky [Hilton]? “I asked her a question about her handbag line. She actually had to look to the side to find out if she even had one." - Jules Asner
The funniest part of this story was me imagining MK in his bathroom cackling into a towel. You are a funny beesh.
I think this is just the second part of the Thriller video that Naomi and the Geico lizard did.
She is doing some kind of Michael Jackson dance step there.
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Welcome to White Oprah's School of Puppetry.
Por favor, mantenganse allejado de las puertas.
Submitted by sexymixer81 on June 11, 2008 - 3:58pm.
Umm...Hello!! She didn't fall!! She is obviously kidding around by tipping herself backwards into her friends hands, ala ballroom style. Hello People!
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Well, I happen to the think she's obviously losing conciousness. Possibly just because she feels like it.
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Mah bunnehs will CUTTABEECH. Trust.
Lean Like A Chola!
I'm Back, Beechez! WHASHOWT!
You can take the girl out the geto, but you can take the geto out the girl.
ROFLMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Cackle into a towel!! MK, you're killin me!
Umm...Hello!! She didn't fall!! She is obviously kidding around by tipping herself backwards into her friends hands, ala ballroom style. Hello People!
"All Those Who Wander Are Not Lost."
Submitted by Green Is Good on June 11, 2008 - 1:09pm.
Submitted by Team Valtrex on June 11, 2008 - 3:06pm.
Why couldn't she have fallen in front of a bus?
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Because we didn't make a pact with Satan.
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They did make a pact with Satan ... not to push her in front of the bus because even Satan can't cope with this Bitch. Satan is too afraid of her and doesn't want her to take over Hell.
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I didn’t say that it was your fault – I said that I was going to blame you.
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Rehab worked for her.....riiiiiight...so did Anger Management
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" Do you know I once interviewed Nicky [Hilton]? “I asked her a question about her handbag line. She actually had to look to the side to find out if she even had one." - Jules Asner
This isn't funny either - further proof that douchebag perez douchewad copies you - from a post over there a little while ago "And, more importantly, what the fuckity fuck was Rachel Zoe doing at the WEBBY Awards????"
No one says fuckity fuck but Michael!
I'm pissed off.
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HAHA IM USING THE INTERNETZ!!1!!!!!1!
Why can't she be a regular ole toilet brush? Why does color have to be involved? A crazy bitch is a crazy bitch even if she's Rainbow Brite.
蜘龍====================龍蜘
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(='.'=)
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ROFLMAO!
I hate that black toiletbrush.
OHhhhhhh i just read that she was doing the cocaine and that she passed the hAYELL out!
I have a friend who can snort up a few lines and then go to bed like nothing ever happened, but you give the bitch some Nyquill or how ever you spell that rancid shit, and she will be UP ALL NIGHT yammering and yacking away talking about colors and puppies.
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Even Old Man Fonda is sick of this shit.
Submitted by Team Valtrex on June 11, 2008 - 2:06pm.
Why couldn't she have fallen in front of a bus?
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Why did the guys have to catch her?
http://fuzzygalore.buzznet.com
Wow. She is FUCKED UP!
Good way to prepare your body for pregnancy.
Bitch.
Submitted by Team Valtrex on June 11, 2008 - 2:06pm.
Why couldn't she have fallen in front of a bus?
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My thoughts exactly
8.8.8.8.8.8.8.8.8.8.8.8.8.8.8.8.8.8.8.8.8.8.8.8.8
Some dance to remember. Some dance to forget.
Checkered shirt guy is hanging in his hotel room. ya just know it!!
Submitted by LoLo on June 11, 2008 - 3:16pm.
AMLE? That is a man OH MAH WUT?
ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ummmmmm nice hair dude!
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BWAAAHAHHAAA He needs white shoes
AMLE? That is a man OH MAH WUT?
ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ummmmmm nice hair dude!
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Even Old Man Fonda is sick of this shit.
Whatever Paparazzi took this photo, he or she deserves a Pulitzer Prize in photojournalism.
Socialites Life has a pic of right after. that gal in the Don Johnson outfit was holding her up. Her head is just hanging there. lol Chick is totally gone
OOPS that is a guy in the don johnson outfit.
http://socialitelife.celebuzz.com/images/2008/06/naomicampbell-drunk-fal...
Shes doing the Matrix Lean.
The Cell Phone Shuffle
The Assisted Disability Limbo
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Even Old Man Fonda is sick of this shit.
>"I'll lock myself in the bathroom and quietly cackle into a towel."<
Yes, then turn down the lights and say her name three times in the mirror, if you dare.
Submitted by Team Valtrex on June 11, 2008 - 3:06pm.
Why couldn't she have fallen in front of a bus?
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Because we didn't make a pact with Satan.
Have to laugh at this
Maybe it is some new dance move.
Naomi is just showing her cellphone pitching stance that she uses to ensure maximum thrust while maintaining accuracy.
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I didn’t say that it was your fault – I said that I was going to blame you.
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Checkered shirt dude cracks me up every time I look.
Why couldn't she have fallen in front of a bus?
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My life is nothing but a convoluted drinking game.
Um....she look like she passing out, y'all. I ain't even joking.
As for the checkered shirt: I do feel a little worried that there are no shots of him after she ...um...woke up.
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Mah bunnehs will CUTTABEECH. Trust.
Lean Like A Chola!
I'm Back, Beechez! WHASHOWT!
BWAHAHAHAHAHAAHAH AHAHAHAHAHA HHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHA AHAHAHAHAH *DEEP BREATH* AHAHAHAHAHAHAH BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!!!!!