This Isn't Funny
When Naomi Campbell falls, nobody should laugh. Has anybody heard from the dude in the checkered shirt? His face will be on a milk carton soon.
Drunk ass Naomi was partying in Capri, Italy last night with her man, Marcus Elias, when she stumbled and hit the ground. I'm not even going to laugh out loud because I know she's watching. I'll lock myself in the bathroom and quietly cackle into a towel. I'm not taking any chances.