Hide This Unicorn From Mariah!
A little baby unicorn has been discovered in Tuscay! Actually, it's a 10-month-old deer with a horn in the middle of its head. He lives in a nature preserve near Prato with his mommy and twin.
Some smart scientist person said this about baby unicorn, "This is a demonstration that the fabled unicorn, which we all know from icons and legends, probably was not just a fantasy. It was probably an animal like this one, with a natural anomaly."
Smart scientist person needs to try explaining this to Mimi. One glance at this picture and she immediately ordered Nick Cannon to pack up all her Hello Kitty luggage for their voyage to Italy! She's going to track down the "purdy unicornie friend" (that's what she calls him) and bring him back to the states as her personal healer and confidante.
Thanks Mari
yay! baby deer cute! horn is bit odd, but deer cute! :) :)
I saw four deer last night at my sister's house. they have a large empty field the deer love. there are treats and it is safe.
Submitted by Green Is Good on June 12, 2008 - 7:05am
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Yeh no kidding! Imagine thinking of milking the dead mother! The pic of the Dept of N.R. guy placing the baby in a wooded area and then walking away was kinda heartbreaking *sniff*..
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J'aime ton dos quand tu dors sur le ventre
J'aime ton ventre quand tu dors sur le dos
J'apprécie aussi ceci côté-ci
Mais remontre-moi cela côté-là
Gorgeous. Look at those eyes.
Submitted by joe shmoe on June 12, 2008 - 4:33am.
True deer story here in my neck of the woods.
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They gave him shit for saving the fawn, because of a fear of spreading disease? I could see if the animal clearly has some kind of disease, like rabies or something, but a newborn fawn?
Sounds like the Dept. of Natural Resources needs to hire some people with intelligence.
By the way, that story was amazing. Your friend is the MacGyer of the woods!
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WISH GRANTED! >:)
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First off Unicorns were supposed to be horses, not deer.
Second, this just seems like some big genetic f-ck up. Or maybe deer are evolving and growing horns to protect themselves?
I can't believe a scientists (maybe he's not respected?) would come out and say "it's a unicorn!". Scientists are supposed to be rational.
True deer story here in my neck of the woods. A guy driving on the highway sees a truck strike a deer and the guy just keeps driving. This guy stops and sees the deer is in a ditch, dead and obviously very preggers. He has been raised on farms and has worked with animals all his life. He performs a caesarian, removes the baby and takes it back to his truck and wraps it up in rags and towels. Then, realizing that the baby will need milk, he goes back and milks the dead mother. He keeps the baby for a couple of days, feeding it warm milk mixed with maple syrup (hey I'm in Canada. Everybody eats maple syrup). When the fawn is a little stronger he turns it over to the Dept. of Natural Resources. They announce he'll be charged cuz you're not allowed to remove wild animals from the woods, for fear of spreading a disease that deer & moose have. They take the 4 day old fawn and place it back in the woods alone for nature to take its course, saying maybe a mother deer will adopt it, like a Hallmark movie (really meaning a coyote or a lynx will eat it toute de suite). They really chastised this guy and said he should never have removed the baby from its mother.
Right or wrong?
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J'aime ton dos quand tu dors sur le ventre
J'aime ton ventre quand tu dors sur le dos
J'apprécie aussi ceci côté-ci
Mais remontre-moi cela côté-là
Submitted by thatsok on June 12, 2008 - 4:58pm.
Nice photo. I will share it with my friends on ******W e a l t h y R o m a n c e . c o m*****
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Hey spammer shithead, it`s a fucking deer! You trying to score a rich single deer for her?
Fucking asshat
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Hey, Fucko, we like to call it inter-species erotica.
Nice photo. I will share it with my friends on ******W e a l t h y R o m a n c e . c o m*****
What is "TUSCAY"???
I mean, can you get any more cuter than those precious dear eyes. I live in a very rural part of Tampa, and my property backs up to very heavy woods. I get several dear that will come up, but this one in particular will let me pet her; she is a percious baby. It is glorious moment, and we feed her out left over lettuce, tomate, onion, and cucumber.
Submitted by miso-horny on June 12, 2008 - 2:29am.
I heart you more! NEENER! I'm off to try and catch some zizzle zzz's, shweet baby girl. You can jist call me "." iffin' ya want. Dot is okay too. I've been called "period" also (which makes me lmao)! I really don't mind. I like being a punctuation. It's empowering and FINAL to be a "." haha.
Silly am I? Yoda says, "Mm hmm."
I do really need to sleep. Honest, I do. I do.
On topic? Unicorns make me smile. Ohhhhhhhhh yes I went there.
Awww heart u 2 ummm dot or . ? I`ve never hearted a punctuation mark before,oh well first time for everything lol...
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Hey, Fucko, we like to call it inter-species erotica.
Submitted by miso-horny on June 12, 2008 - 2:21am.
Yeah borrowed that line from Clerks 2 hehe......
Gotta add that to my Netflix thingy!
Heart you, Miso. :)
Submitted by . on June 12, 2008 - 2:29pm.
Yeah borrowed that line from Clerks 2 hehe......
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Hey, Fucko, we like to call it inter-species erotica.
I gotta confess. Unihorns make me corny.
Submitted by miso-horny on June 12, 2008 - 12:55am.
Hey, Fucko, we like to call it inter-species erotica.
miso-horny, please tell me you didn't just go there. You did? You nawty, nawty goil. BTW, you just made "Fucko" my new favorite potty mouth word. WOOT!
Submitted by Clarisse on June 12, 2008 - 7:34am.
Me likey Sinbad-the movie not the comedian...
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Hey, Fucko, we like to call it inter-species erotica.
I hate pictures like this. It always makes me wonder if the Earth has accelerated the dying process.
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A video movie could improve your life.
If Mimi intends to have a glitzy wedding, let's hope she doesn't decide to ride this little thing down the aisle. Once that big ass of hers lands on this baby's back, she'll break it.
~Egotism - usually just a case of mistaken nonentity..Barbara Stanwyck~
mimi is negotiating a price on how much it would cost to paint this animal in rainbow colors...
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sexy motherfucker...
Awe, so cute :) I think he already knows about Mimi though - he's looking like, "You better not let that crazy ho near me!!" LOL!!
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Gary Busey is a poet too?? Now, that's a real man!!
ha ha ha, dlisted.
Can I just add...
WHAT IS SATYRIASIS?
Satyriasis is excessive, abnormal, or uncontrollable sexual/romantic behavior, desire, and excitement in the male.
WHAT IS THE ORIGIN OF THE WORD, SATYRIASIS?
Satyriasis comes from the Greek word "satyros" meaning "satyr." In Greek mythology, a satyr was a being that was part horse and part goat that was used for sexual behavior and causing riots.
Aaaawwww...Me want one!
~"~"~"~"~~Mess with me and I'll bite you!.....Monquita Loca~~"~"~"~"~
*stunned silence*
CUTE!
Stay where you are poor beast! This is no world for you. Stay in your forest and keep your trees green and your friends protected. And good luck to you-- for you are the last!
This is the best news I've heard in a long time.
how is Mariah virginal enough to think she can approach a unicorn?
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hot damn, ho, here we go again.
There's no denying that it's adorable. I'm a sucker for the cuteness....
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WISH GRANTED! >:)
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Clarisse, Dot was such a hot slut and I totally dug the water tower orgies. Veoh.com used to have full epis online.
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tonicbitch,
Holy shit! I didn't think anyone would catch that!?!?!?!
I loved Animaniacs!!!!!
Oh! I love love loved Wakko! And the Goodfeathers! Oh, and Buttons and Mindy!!!
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"No, I didn't wear a helmet but I probably should have." ~The C Word
Clarisse - omg I loved the animaniacs! Helllooooooo Nurse! This is officially "what the fuck is going on, the 80's and 90's were so much hawter" day at d-listed.
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Awww
tonicbitch on June 11, 2008 - 6:35pm
Thank You!
*saved to computer*
I love this Movie Wednesday at DLISTED.
?&!
"Don't get me twisted with average fan losers you have encountered. I am not one of them."
"I am more of a manipulative bitch than a cunt"
"LOVE ANGELINA aka HEART ANGELINA"
tonicbitch,
Helloooooooooo Nurse!!!
Sorry i missed that show now!
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"No, I didn't wear a helmet but I probably should have." ~The C Word
Bradiful - http://www.mirrorblue.com/annex/spectrum/ares1.jpg
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BB,
Jason and The Argonauts!!! Yes!!!
*i love you guys*sniff*sniff*
God i love those movies! Talos coming to life, Jason fighting the harpies!!!
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"No, I didn't wear a helmet but I probably should have." ~The C Word
tonicbitch on June 11, 2008 - 6:31pm
omg, I loved LOVED Ares.
Hot piece.
?&!
"Don't get me twisted with average fan losers you have encountered. I am not one of them."
"I am more of a manipulative bitch than a cunt"
"LOVE ANGELINA aka HEART ANGELINA"
Madam S., now that you put it like that a satyr sounded a lot better...and it´s far more original than the people who claim to have seen Bigfoot in their garden
"Submitted by BRADIFUL BITCH on June 11, 2008 - 4:23pm.
I enjoyed the Mythology refresher.
Clash Of The Titans, I still watch it when it comes on."
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I really miss re-runs of Xena, Warrior Princess. That was the best show on TV.
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Clarisse on June 11, 2008 - 6:29pm.
Jason and The Argonauts?
I love these movies.
?&!
"Don't get me twisted with average fan losers you have encountered. I am not one of them."
"I am more of a manipulative bitch than a cunt"
"LOVE ANGELINA aka HEART ANGELINA"
BRADIFUL BITCH,
I love Clash of the Titans! Bebo the little mechanical owl!! Laurence Olivier!
Oh, what was the other Harryhausen movie??? Bah!! With the golden fleece??
Mrs Kravitz,
If the bus is a rockin'...
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"No, I didn't wear a helmet but I probably should have." ~The C Word
Submitted by madam s. on June 11, 2008 - 3:26pm.
Yeah, there was a guy on the subway like that once...
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Minch is that guy's namesake!
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Heathcliff: If he loved you with all the power of his soul for a whole lifetime, he couldn't love you as much as I do in a single day.
Mrs. Kravitz,
Yeah, there was a guy on the subway like that once...
Submitted by Clarisse on June 11, 2008 - 3:09pm.
uncontrollable erections.
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Sometimes when we are on the bus Minch sports a woody.
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Heathcliff: If he loved you with all the power of his soul for a whole lifetime, he couldn't love you as much as I do in a single day.
Clarisse on June 11, 2008 - 6:14pm.
I enjoyed the Mythology refresher.
Clash Of The Titans, I still watch it when it comes on.
?&!
"Don't get me twisted with average fan losers you have encountered. I am not one of them."
"I am more of a manipulative bitch than a cunt"
"LOVE ANGELINA aka HEART ANGELINA"
Simmetrick,
A hirsute exhibitionist Peeping-Tom. Sexy.
Submitted by Clarisse on June 12, 2008 - 7:14am.
Thanks (^_^)v
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Hey, Fucko, we like to call it inter-species erotica.
@ Madam S.
Hahaha! Maybe it was an exhibitionist with particularly hairy legs???
It's funny how now that I think of it, in all of my kid picture books when I was little the Satyrs always were holding vases, but the erections were suspiciously absent. The with-holding of information obviously left me naive as an adult (until being edified by my fellow Dlisters).