Hide This Unicorn From Mariah!
A little baby unicorn has been discovered in Tuscay! Actually, it's a 10-month-old deer with a horn in the middle of its head. He lives in a nature preserve near Prato with his mommy and twin.
Some smart scientist person said this about baby unicorn, "This is a demonstration that the fabled unicorn, which we all know from icons and legends, probably was not just a fantasy. It was probably an animal like this one, with a natural anomaly."
Smart scientist person needs to try explaining this to Mimi. One glance at this picture and she immediately ordered Nick Cannon to pack up all her Hello Kitty luggage for their voyage to Italy! She's going to track down the "purdy unicornie friend" (that's what she calls him) and bring him back to the states as her personal healer and confidante.
Thanks Mari
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Madame S.
I am a cornucopia of useless knowledge. Things that won't ever help me in the real world…
*cough Tumnus cough*
Lallalalla...
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"No, I didn't wear a helmet but I probably should have." ~The C Word
Submitted by madam s. on June 12, 2008 - 7:04am.
It`s something about the movie version of Mr. Tumnus that does it for me.....mmmm Mr. Tummnus(sp)?
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Hey, Fucko, we like to call it inter-species erotica.
Clarisse,
Well I'll be damned. Um... I've never reallly put vase-painting and relentless erections together before, though. Interesting.
Submitted by miso-horny on June 11, 2008 - 4:10pm.
great minds ...
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gangsta beyotch ... WESTSIDE!!!!!
Submitted by madam s. on June 11, 2008 - 4:09pm.
that's why she's all slutted out now .. and has him on speed dial ....
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gangsta beyotch ... WESTSIDE!!!!!
Submitted by Raven on June 12, 2008 - 7:07am.
Yeah, I`d hit that.....
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Hey, Fucko, we like to call it inter-species erotica.
*tapping Madam S on the shoulder*
Anal-retentive at your service.
In Greek mythology, satyrs are a troop of male companions of Pan and Dionysus.
In mythology they are often associated with sex drive and vase-painters often portrayed them with uncontrollable erections.
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"No, I didn't wear a helmet but I probably should have." ~The C Word
Raven,
I think I saw him on an episode of Strawberry Shortcake once.
someone will put that horn in their potion.hide that unicorn(?)
s\^_^/s
Submitted by madam s. on June 11, 2008 - 4:04pm.
Hmmm... miso_horny and Raven,
We might want to look into why as soon as I mention a half man/half goat, you two immediately jump to sexy time talk. Although I agree that goats are adorable.
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because of this? (NSFW!!)
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gangsta beyotch ... WESTSIDE!!!!!
Submitted by madam s. on June 11, 2008 - 4:03pm.
Ahhahaha Raven!
I wonder how Johnny will feel when I propose a threesome with me and SBC while a half man/half goat watches.
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JD .. being the consummate hotness that he is ... will probably just ravish you himself ... and go Sweeney Todd on the other two
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gangsta beyotch ... WESTSIDE!!!!!
Hmmm... miso_horny and Raven,
We might want to look into why as soon as I mention a half man/half goat, you two immediately jump to sexy time talk. Although I agree that goats are adorable.
Ahhahaha Raven!
I wonder how Johnny will feel when I propose a threesome with me and SBC while a half man/half goat watches.
Italian venison stew recipe:
http://www.huntingsociety.org/venst4a.html
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Submitted by madam s. on June 12, 2008 - 6:55am.
But this doesn't explain the Satyr I saw in the woods behind my house.
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Doesn't satyr=sexy times in the woods?
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Hey, Fucko, we like to call it inter-species erotica.
Submitted by madam s. on June 11, 2008 - 3:55pm.
he is waiting to be able to watch the threesome you're going to have with SBC and JD ... and perhaps join in?
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gangsta beyotch ... WESTSIDE!!!!!
Hekki,
You can be pedantic, i'll be anal-retentive...
Unicorn means "one horn". Modern unicorns are portrayed as horses but the traditional unicorn was a goat.
Now, excuse me while i pull my head out of my ass.
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"No, I didn't wear a helmet but I probably should have." ~The C Word
ok awwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww
But this doesn't explain the Satyr I saw in the woods behind my house.
Not to be too pedantic, but aren't unicorns horses?
I mean, deer have horns on their heads anyway, the anomaly being that this kid only has one instead of two. I'd be much more impressed if a HORSE (who do not have ANY horns) actually had a horn on its head.
If Prince can have a camel, at 3am, in Minnesota , on a December morning, Mimi can have her unicorn.
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Hey, Fucko, we like to call it inter-species erotica.
Damn..I've heard of peen on the brain, but never saw it until now.
In honor of the new baby unicorn
The Last Unicorn
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TdsmqwCRoM8
~*~"But I don't believe there's a rule book, and I don't believe I have to live by society's standards." ~ Xtina~*~
Britney Vs Christina - Battle of the fake blondes
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k-hRmiXL51I
SAVE BABY UNICORN!!!!!
This little cutie needs a Gay Unicorn name!! http://www.planetunicorn.tv/ "Give it up for Feathers, ooooooooh Cadillac, and Tom Cruise!!!"
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"The last mosquito that bit me had to check into the Betty Ford clinic"
And humans being what they are...someone will kill it so they can hang it's head on the wall...
Whoa...bitter much???
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"No, I didn't wear a helmet but I probably should have." ~The C Word
Are we sure it's not a peen developed in the wrong area?
Are you sure it is not a white-tailed deer from South Texas? I mean Tuscany is sure more exotic...
Bambi here gets a butterfly on the nose and Mimi will sweep in for sure!
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I SAID NO COMMENT!
MK is rushing there with deer attractant applied to his ass cheeks.
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My life is nothing but a convoluted drinking game.
Cuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuttttttteeeeeeeeeee!!!
~*~"But I don't believe there's a rule book, and I don't believe I have to live by society's standards." ~ Xtina~*~
Britney Vs Christina - Battle of the fake blondes
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k-hRmiXL51I
Awwwwww....cute wittle fwend.
However it is my understanding after watching movies like Legend, a Unicorn is a horse with a big boner on it's head.....
?&!
"Don't get me twisted with average fan losers you have encountered. I am not one of them."
"I am more of a manipulative bitch than a cunt"
"LOVE ANGELINA aka HEART ANGELINA"
10 bucks says Mariah will name her next album Glitterhorn. She'll also have one installed during her next trip to the plasticist she's been using. I can't wait til she donates herself to Body Works...
This is what my Minchy looks like, including the horn.
Yes, he's a magical creature.
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Heathcliff: If he loved you with all the power of his soul for a whole lifetime, he couldn't love you as much as I do in a single day.
Aw, it's so cute!
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A worthy cause: http://dogsindanger.com/ or http://hua.org/
Crap...I have to leave again.....I hope the rest of your day is filled with Unicorns and Rainbows, my fellow Dlisters....
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" Do you know I once interviewed Nicky [Hilton]? “I asked her a question about her handbag line. She actually had to look to the side to find out if she even had one." - Jules Asner
hmmmm
me thinks Paris has taken to gettin down with bambi ... who knows what herpes will do to the animals!?
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gangsta beyotch ... WESTSIDE!!!!!
Ha ha, Mel Tang, you beat me to it!
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Sláinte duine a ól.
I see a direct correlation between this and the peen baby from yesterday. Something in the milk ain't clean.
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Sláinte duine a ól.
Awwww. What a beautiful creature.
Don't show Mariah the baby with the extra penis, either.
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Let's see: unicorns in Italy and re-virginating surgery in France. Any connection?
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I didn’t say that it was your fault – I said that I was going to blame you.
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Tuscay? Is that anywhere near Tuscany?
Cute little deer. Bet he'll shank the other deers while they're busy playing with their big ol' antlers.
~*~Hello, my baby! Hello, my honey! Hello, my ragtime gal....~*~
The deer better start it's series of Valtrex now!
so cute!
Mariah will def try and buy it....
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" Do you know I once interviewed Nicky [Hilton]? “I asked her a question about her handbag line. She actually had to look to the side to find out if she even had one." - Jules Asner
Awww, Sarah Jessica-Parker actually looks cute in this pic.
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