Stop Him Before It's Too Late!
As you already know and have been grossed out by, Gayken is expecting a papoose with his 50-year-old female friend, Jaymes Foster. Jaymes still hasn't popped out Gayken's spawn, but they are already planning to have more using advanced IVF therapy. A source said that the two lesbos have frozen their eggs and sperm for future fun.
Imagine what that freezer looks like? It's probably like Gay Pride Antarctica up in there. Gayken's spermies are entertaining Jaymes' fruit fly eggs with a full-on tribute to Cher.
The source said that Gayken and James really want two kids, so they are hoping to conceive again in March. That way Jaymes will pop another out in December 2009. “They’re both incredibly successful and wealthy, so money is certainly no object. And he just adores children. He is going to make a wonderful and caring father. There’s no doubt about that," said the source.
One is enough for Gayken! He's probably trying to create the gay version of The Osmonds. Scratch that. The Osmonds are the gay version of The Osmonds.
How I wish I was in the delivery room when baby Gayken comes popping out and takes one look at his hot daddy. He's going to scream, "I'm going back in!"
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What is he talking about????He has donated his eggs not married this chick. Why is he acting like he is going to be this father? If she wanted him they would be a couple. She wants a kid and he has given the sperm. Thats it. Nothing more. He will not be that kids hang around father when he lives in North Carolina and she lives in LA.
"Gay pride Antarctica."
I love you.
The delivery room will be the first time Clay has seen an actual vagina.
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this kid will be rich so I guess that will offset his/her surprise when she learns most new mommies aren't sixty and most daddies aren't.. clayesque.
clayesque ... a few steps past gay? because seriously is there anyone between the ages of one and a hundred who doesn't know? :)
Having a kid at or after 50 sounds scary! I really hope it doesn't get a birth or genetic defect like down's syndrome.
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"Imagine what that freezer looks like? It's probably like Gay Pride Antarctica up in there. Gayken's spermies are entertaining Jaymes' fruit fly eggs with a full-on tribute to Cher."
Oh my christ, this is the funniest shit I've read in a long time.
hahahaha
I was in Walgreens yesterday and they were playing "If I were invisible" and I told the clerk I was pretty sure that playing his shit in public was illegal... she cracked up. true story.
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Im a fan of Clay and if this is what he chooses to do, good luck to him and his friend...they both want kids and they evidently like each other, and want to be parents..so whats the big deal????I also think he would be a great father. He loves kids.
Submitted by bourgie on June 11, 2008 - 10:18pm.
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You need a map. The girls beating up the other girl happened in Florida, and Britney is from Louisiana.
Not the Midwest. I've lived in the Midwest my whole life, and nobody cares if anyone's gay. My cousin had a wedding ceremony with her partner, and they have two kids which her partner was able to adopt as the second mother. In the Midwest.
He is my favorite. Just saw his personals ID on millionaires personals site """""W e a l t h y R o m a n c e. co m"""""" last week. I am wondering what kind of relationship he is looking for on that site.
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Is this dork still denying he is gay? And he's not too smart, is he, donating his sperm to a 50 YEAR OLD woman???? That's a bit old to be carrying a child, especially a first child. Couple of retards.
Unfortunately, the alapage clothing does not distract from the afeminado but that's okay. Embrace the gay. "Raise ya hands like ya just don't care. I won't tell! I pinky swear!"
Submitted by Manimal5 on June 11, 2008 - 11:22pm.
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Another song that comes to mind:"Muskrat Love" by Captain & Tennille
"And they whirl and they twirl and they tango
Singing and jinging a jango..."
*nauseous*
~Egotism - usually just a case of mistaken nonentity..Barbara Stanwyck~
Submitted by dead-actress on June 11, 2008 - 11:14pm.
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Manimal, my love! How are you this evening? Yeah, he looks a bit OCD. Okay...a lot.
I'm waiting for him to break out in song..."You're Having my Baby" a la Paul Anka at some point in this pregnancy on Letterman or Leno. *eyeroll
Hahaha. Perfect.
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Submitted by Gry on June 11, 2008 - 7:57pm.
It;'s the invasion of the mid western values that have flooded america. It aint from eastern seabord cities of children of belt wielding immigrant parents. How else can you explain Juno being a hit, surrogate mothers, cults, midwestern teens taping themselves beaating up friends and putting them up on youtube, talkinmg back to your parents? The rise of people like britney, Jessica and the eyesores from the midwest invading and gentrifying urban eastern cities not giving a shit what they look like? Mid western values? no thanks.
Submitted by letinstar on June 11, 2008 - 10:14pm.
everytime i read that clay rubbed one out into a cup,(i mean mingled his sperm with jaymes foster) i can't stop myself from asking which guy's ass he was thinking about to get the job done...
letinstar, your descriptive description left me speechless and slightly nauseated. Thanks. Unfortunately I pictured that. I need a mental delete button. ARGH!
Submitted by Manimal5 on June 11, 2008 - 11:05pm.
Evening DA,
Gayken should have just tried cloning, and yeah he looks like a manic handwasher.
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Manimal, my love! How are you this evening? Yeah, he looks a bit OCD. Okay...a lot.
I'm waiting for him to break out in song..."You're Having my Baby" a la Paul Anka at some point in this pregnancy on Letterman or Leno. *eyeroll*
~Egotism - usually just a case of mistaken nonentity..Barbara Stanwyck~
Gayken should have just tried cloning, and yeah he looks like a manic handwasher.
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so true Mani
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I'm gonna eat the placenta. I thought that would be good, very nutritious.---Tom Cruise
Wow. Mother and baby will be sporting wrinkles at the same time. Later...daddy and baby will both be sporting baby teeth at the same time.
~Egotism - usually just a case of mistaken nonentity..Barbara Stanwyck~
Submitted by dead-actress on June 11, 2008 - 10:45pm.
Evening DA,
Gayken should have just tried cloning, and yeah he looks like a manic handwasher.
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There's no way a 50 year old woman's eggs would be usable in an IVF proceedure. I remember a few years back when Cheryl Tiegs tried to tell everyone she eggs at 52 years old in an IVF proceedure and it turned out she was a big fat liar...they were donor eggs.
Submitted by Sheeps on June 11, 2008 - 7:13pm.
I'm going to change my name legally to "A. Source."
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hahahahhhaha...I also like "Lou Biton" for you....
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Submitted by Ella on June 11, 2008 - 8:39pm.
When I read about this, why do I have Michael Jackson in mind? Keep the kids away from the Gayken!!
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At the clinic...
"Yes, Clay we know you washed your hands. Now..shut up, go touch yourself, get off and put your junk in the cup provided. We'll save your sample for the next kid."
~Egotism - usually just a case of mistaken nonentity..Barbara Stanwyck~
Submitted by Beverley on June 11, 2008 - 9:47pm.
I love Kevin Spacey, but he is still in the closet, isn't he?
I think many of Clay's fans wouldn't care if he came out, but he has a large number of "Christian" fans, and many of them wouldn't approve, which is why he's not coming out.
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Gayken should just adopt. She might be his fag hag but damn she is too old for this plus she will surely raise the kid not him.
everytime i read that clay rubbed one out into a cup,(i mean mingled his sperm with jaymes foster) i can't stop myself from asking which guy's ass he was thinking about to get the job done...
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sexy motherfucker...
I'm going to change my name legally to "A. Source."
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Jizz hands
Gay Gayken is probably still a virgin, sex is too gross for him, hence the turkey baster.
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Submitted by Gry on June 11, 2008 - 7:57pm.
The reason people get so justifiably annoyed with him is because he's such a coy throwback to the days of Liberace- and Johnny Mathis-style singers who played mum's the word because Middle Americans didn't want to dare entertain the thought that their favorite singers were gay.
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I honestly wouldn't care if he did come out. I don't have a problem with gay people, just live your own truth without yanking my chain. Love in all forms works for me and I would have a great deal more respect for Clay if he just confirmed that he is gay. Did Nathan Lane or Kevin Spacey or TR Knight or Neil Patrick Harris (swoon) lose favor with the public because they came out? I still love all of them, and to know that they are living and loving and being honest about it is something that I love. If Clay would just say "Yes, I'm gay and Jaymes and I decided we wanted to partner together to have kids", I would respect that and him a great deal more than him continuing to lie to me.
I must admit to crying when Neil Patrick Harris came out because that put an end to my fantasty, but I quickly got over it and still love him just as much. I'm sure the Claymates, which I am not one of, would still love openly gay Clay.
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When I read about this, why do I have Michael Jackson in mind? Keep the kids away from the Gayken!!
Why would anyone want to have a baby with a 50 year old woman? Those eggs are far more likely to be damaged and have birth defects. She will be almost 70 when the kid graduates high school, if she's even still alive. Why couldn't he find someone younger? The odds at least would be in the baby's favor of still having a mother in 20 years. Oh yeah, I guess Gayken will be its' mother, cause he definitely won't be its' father.
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Help me Obi-Wan Kenobi. You're my only hope.
Submitted by Hekki on June 11, 2008 - 7:59pm.
Agree with Pers, too. He is one angry little girl. He tries to be all happy and sweet, but he is seething like a volcano just below the surface.
I couldn't have said it better. The shame of it is, he's bringing a baby into this world. Even if he isn't the daddy, (which I suspect), he will be raising this poor kid.
"This ain't rock n roll. This is genocide!"
He's got the look on the above picture that says: "Hey, I didn't touch that little boy. I swear!"
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Agree with Pers, too. He is one angry little girl. He tries to be all happy and sweet, but he is seething like a volcano just below the surface.
Submitted by Gry: "The reason people get so justifiably annoyed with him is because he's such a coy throwback to the days of Liberace- and Johnny Mathis-style singers who played mum's the word because Middle Americans didn't want to dare entertain the thought that their favorite singers were gay."
Agree 100%.
Which one shows up on "Mommy and Me" day.
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It's a good thing they're using the turkey baster, because if Clay ever tried to have sex with a woman he would probably go into anaphylactic shock.
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Actually, I'm just the President of the Dungeons and Dragons club here in town.
She busy freezing her 50 year old eggs?! What the hell is that about? Those eggs aren't even supposed to be capable of turning into anything.
He's a weird fucker. So angry in interviews. He just has this weird vibe about him...something in the milk ain't clean. Ew...
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Baby will be pushing Mommy's wheelchair on his graduation day.
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"incredibly successful *and* incredibly wealthy"????
By what standards?
Jazz Hands!
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"Isn't this great?
"Oh yeah! I could just eat your head right off"!
The reason people get so justifiably annoyed with him is because he's such a coy throwback to the days of Liberace- and Johnny Mathis-style singers who played mum's the word because Middle Americans didn't want to dare entertain the thought that their favorite singers were gay. He's probably planning some big self-serving coming out/cash-in at a later undetermined date.
I swear, if there's a reality show in the works, I'll stare directly into the sun to avoid even the possibility of catching a glimpse of it.
"Gay Pride Antarctica"
Just when I think I couldn't love MK more he comes up with golden shit like this.
A tribe of little Gaykens would be scarier than the Jolie-Pitt sideshow.
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