Stop Him Before It's Too Late!
As you already know and have been grossed out by, Gayken is expecting a papoose with his 50-year-old female friend, Jaymes Foster. Jaymes still hasn't popped out Gayken's spawn, but they are already planning to have more using advanced IVF therapy. A source said that the two lesbos have frozen their eggs and sperm for future fun.
Imagine what that freezer looks like? It's probably like Gay Pride Antarctica up in there. Gayken's spermies are entertaining Jaymes' fruit fly eggs with a full-on tribute to Cher.
The source said that Gayken and James really want two kids, so they are hoping to conceive again in March. That way Jaymes will pop another out in December 2009. “They’re both incredibly successful and wealthy, so money is certainly no object. And he just adores children. He is going to make a wonderful and caring father. There’s no doubt about that," said the source.
One is enough for Gayken! He's probably trying to create the gay version of The Osmonds. Scratch that. The Osmonds are the gay version of The Osmonds.
How I wish I was in the delivery room when baby Gayken comes popping out and takes one look at his hot daddy. He's going to scream, "I'm going back in!"
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Submitted by mike on June 12, 2008 - 7:26am.
Submitted by Fucking_Classy on June 11, 2008 - 7:22pm.
I well, they're blood Claymates, but they're not typical Claymates - my office does have a dress code, after all.
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LMAO! No mom-jeans stravaganza, I suppose.
Well, just be sure to watch your back, they've seen you mocking their idol...
"I think my mask of sanity is about to slip."
Ma's old and Pa's Clay. They need to have another child, cos that kid won't have ANY friends.
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I don't doubt the newborn will come popping out in that exact same pose Gayken is making in the above photo.
Fifty? Hell, I just want to avoid getting constipated at 50 and I sure as hell don't want to push out a kid at that age!
Submitted by Fucking_Classy on June 11, 2008 - 7:22pm.
I well, they're blood Claymates, but they're not typical Claymates - my office does have a dress code, after all.
Submitted by mike on June 12, 2008 - 7:18am.
I haven't had the temerity to ask two of my co-workers (who are kin to Clay) what they thought of this Clay's latest antics. I was sort of burned when they reacted negatively to my Clay jokes (which was how I learned they were related).
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Jeebus!! Ya got CLAYMATES for co-workers?
And I thought MY job was bad, damn...
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"I think my mask of sanity is about to slip."
I haven't had the temerity to ask two of my co-workers (who are kin to Clay) what they thought of this Clay's latest antics. I was sort of burned when they reacted negatively to my Clay jokes (which was how I learned they were related).
@Bradiful
This pic, "Hello Dolly, I'm not gay, no way, not me."
He's getting Michael Jackson creepy.
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I was thinking the exact same thing.
Im totally down for gay rights. But a freak-show is a freak-show. This stuff shouldnt be condoned(ala the pregnant man and such).
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Aaah please. If the kid is LUCKY, he'll become a serial killer.
Gayken as your dad?! Talk about childhood trauma.
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"I think my mask of sanity is about to slip."
oh geez
@Momus- That would be fantastic. Daddy directing. A real hands on parenting approach!
Wonder if Clay found the whole affair easier to stomach since the chick's name was Jaymes?
Submitted by tonicbitch on June 11, 2008 - 5:00pm
gawd .. can you imagine??
btw that was funny :)
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Submitted by devilgirl on June 11, 2008 - 3:56pm.
Instead of "Guys and Dolls" this little whippersnapper will reprise "The Boy From Oz" with Gayken directing.
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good for them, they are two independent people who don't need love and marriage to dictate whether they have babies or not. I'm sure they will be really loving parents and i bet he'd make a great dad for a daughter. gay dads are the best i bet.
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LMAO Madame s- "chucky" too perfect. I knew he looked like somebody but couldn't figure it out.
"They’re both incredibly successful and wealthy, so money is certainly no object. And he just adores children. He is going to make a wonderful and caring father. There’s no doubt about that,"
Is this the stock response given to these "Sources" as some kind of conclusion to the parenting expertise cesspool in HollyWeirdom?
This pic, "Hello Dolly, I'm not gay, no way, not me."
He's getting Michael Jackson creepy.
?&!
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Fuck these two, the turkey baster is going to need therapy.
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i vote for Gaymes
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gangsta beyotch ... WESTSIDE!!!!!
Why didn't they just plant twins this time?
That old woman is lucky to have one pregnancy.
Good lord that photo. Now I'm going to have nightmares about Chucky.
So should we name this couple Jayken or Gaymes maybe? I quite like Gaymes. I think a brainstorming session is in order.
“They’re both incredibly successful and wealthy, so money is certainly no object.
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Who is the delusional source they spoke with?
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bwaahahahaha devilgirl
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gangsta beyotch ... WESTSIDE!!!!!
The baby is going to pop out singing the full rendition of Guys and Dolls!
The only thing worse than this would be if Gayken sperminated Wonky McValtrex.
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I didn’t say that it was your fault – I said that I was going to blame you.
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Sorry, Jane is throwing up. This sucks more then Clay....love blanche hudson
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um .. isn't 50 a little old to be having a baby?
would ya want a 50 year old egg fertilized with the gayken sperm or a 25 year old egg?
geesh
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