Katherine Heigl Needs To Stop
Katherine Heigl just can't help herself. She'll take any opportunity to be a grade a bitch. Heeeeiiiigl (sounds like phlegm) has decided not to submit herself as a possible nominee for the Emmys. Heigl won the supporting actress award last year for her fugly work on "Grey's Anatomy." I'm still asking for a recount.
The L.A. Times asked Heigl's annoying ass why she didn't submit this year, she answered, "I did not feel that I was given the material this season to warrant an Emmy nomination and in an effort to maintain the integrity of the academy organization, I withdrew my name from contention. In addition, I did not want to potentially take away an opportunity from an actress who was given such materials."
Classic Heigl. Basically she's saying, "I'm golden and my caca doesn't reek, but the writers suck!"
This cunt from cuntville really needs to be put on a cunt filter. And yes I wrote "cunt" three times. Now, four times. That's what she does to me! Bitch just needs to swallow her cigarette and allow her pr bitches to do the talking for her.
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I don't really understand the hate. She's right.
And for the person that said she wants to be a big movie star, well her total film gross stands at over 600Million and her current asking price is 6M per picture. Sounds pretty big. I don't really know this chick outside of Knocked Up - but so far her comments on TR, KU and this are pretty accurate. And if you hate her because of smoking maybe you should just throw your tv out the window. Again, why the hate?
Well, she is kind of right. Her storyline this season was not that fabulous. I actually think the show got better again after the strike, but her character was not a huge focus of the show.
I liked her a lot in Knocked Up. I find her annoying for constantly feeling the need to say her opinions publicly, but she doesn't completely suck as an actress.
She really needs to get over herself. I guess she doesn't realize that Hollywood is a dog eat dog industry. Yea, she has had some success but she could easily be gone tomorrow.
If I were the writers on the show, I would reduce her part to even smaller next year.
Submitted by La_Femme_Latina on June 12, 2008 - 8:41am.
how about she maintains the integrity of the human race and keeps her cunt-ass mouth shut. someone needs to smack her upside the head with a Bride of Chucky VHS and remind her of what she could go back to. HEY UNGRATEFUL BITCH: nobodys gonna hire your ass if u shit talk everyone you work with.
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Don't be comparing Smoker's Lung Heigl to the hotness that is Jennifer Tilly! Tilly and her chichis knocked "Bride of Chucky" out of the ballpark with campiness. Heigl would have been crying that the script wasn't "deep" enough for her.
Ugh, bitch looks like the type to chain smoke while giving blowjobs. She'd even stop in the middle of a face shot to light a new one.
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Submitted by Little miss on June 12, 2008 - 8:03am.
She seems to be having thyroid problems, that constant bloated look - her face and eyes are always puffy.
Nope, that's just the booze and pills this deluded wench is on.
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Submitted by La Angel on June 12, 2008 - 8:06am.
"This cunt from cuntville really needs to be put on a cunt filter"
HA HAAAAA!
thanks mk for making the word "cunt" fun and relevant again.
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Not to be too cunty, but I do believe that it was us DListers that brought relevance back to the word "CUNT" when we showered MK with a myriad of "CUNT" candy hearts on Valentine's Day. I think this kinda thing is evidence, really of how much he lurves us all:)
Or maybe not, but I happen to enjoy living in whatever world I create around myself.
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Crass ass. Heigl Hitler :/
"This cunt from cuntville really needs to be put on a cunt filter"
HA HAAAAA!
thanks mk for making the word "cunt" fun and relevant again.
Sincerely,
La Angel
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That is the best avie ever: Bert as Pinhead. Genius!!
Just another attempt to boost up her own price. How noble and generous. Not.
She seems to be having thyroid problems, that constant bloated look - her face and eyes are always puffy.
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Submitted by Kizzy on June 12, 2008 - 7:40am
LMAO For reals, Sumner rocks!! That ol' PePaw has balls. He's been in Hollywood a loooong time and has seen some shit. There is no excuse for doing the kinds of things these stars have been pulling, and he let them know not everybody is falling for their bullshit. The infamous "Lohan Letter" was one of the best things to be written in Hollywood in YEARS. Telling Cruise he jumped the shark when he jumped Oprah's couch was icing on the cake. A short missive saying Heigl wasn't in true consideration for it this year anyway would be perfect.
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Submitted by Kizzy on June 12, 2008 - 7:40am
I totally agree with you. That's why one of my favorite sluts of all time is Sumner Redstone. He is the owner of Paramount Pictures, Viacom, etc. and the one who sent that awesome letter to Lindsay Lohan last yr. (about her drinking and drugging). He also cut off Tom Cruise's crazy ass.
I applaud this man for standing up to these fat headed losers. I also think his wife had a lot to do with the Tom Cruise thing.
Good for them. I wish more of the Hollyweird power players would speak up and knock these undeserving assholes off of their pedestals.
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how about she maintains the integrity of the human race and keeps her cunt-ass mouth shut. someone needs to smack her upside the head with a Bride of Chucky VHS and remind her of what she could go back to. HEY UNGRATEFUL BITCH: nobodys gonna hire your ass if u shit talk everyone you work with.
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How cool would it be if one of the judges sent her a note telling her she was right, she didn't have the material, and it wouldn't matter if she did, she sucked anyway because she's a pretentious bitch? How refreshing would that level of honesty be in Hollywood? Not to mention the time it would shave off awards shows...
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Submitted by Suzy from C on June 12, 2008 - 7:00am.
Nice job throwing your co-workers ( the writers) under the bus. Stupid hag!!!! She just wants to be written off the show. I see that happening now.
You're right! She's an ungrateful bitch ass. I hope the writers give her some really embarrassing material next time. And she HAS to do it because of her contract. LMAO We should put together a nice storyline, and then send it to the writers. I bet they would have a good laugh.
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Looking into my karmic 8-Ball:
- after acting like an utter bitch, Heigl becomes embarrasing to have attached to Grey's Anatomy - gets let go from her contract. Bitch is as happy as she can get.
- does another 'romantic comedy' flick. Does so-so. People wonder if Heigl still can draw people to her movies.
- the promotion machine runs overtime for her next movie, another comedy. The public is oversaturated with her toothy smile, doesn't do well in theatres, flick is shipped off immediately to the $3 theatres.
- Heigl changes speeds, tells Entertainment Tonight she wants to widen her horizons by being in a period drama, set in some war-torn setting.
- no one goes.
- Gets a tv role as a funny single mom living with her wisecracking kid and a gay neighbour. Hilarity ensues. No one watches.
- Lifetime movie with Tori Spelling.
- Game show circuit.
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Was it only after she was cast on Greys that people started disliking her?
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Submitted by Suzy from C on June 12, 2008 - 7:00am.
Nice job throwing your co-workers ( the writers) under the bus.
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I didn't even think of that. She's not winning a friends with her statements.
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Nice job throwing your co-workers ( the writers) under the bus. Stupid hag!!!! She just wants to be written off the show. I see that happening now.
Escanadalo! Who says such things?!?!
That cunt from cuntville is gonna get herself thrown out of the cunt parade if she doesn't watch out!
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Now, why does this "James Haven" character get away with all of his creepy delusions and others don't? Isn't he the ultimate fanatic, as he seems to have literally become someone he obviously isn't? Honestly, is this the real James Haven, hanging out on D listed typing and chatting it up with people? What did I miss? WHO is this person, and why is he always in third person mode? And why does he ALWAYS pretend to be the real James Haven?
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Submitted by James Haven on June 11, 2008 - 11:21pm.
ESE! Did you see James Haven's very own thread?
It won't be long before Hollywood comes knocking! Who knows, maybe James Haven will get his own sitcom! There will definately be a part for you, Sheeps, and TV!
See James Haven in his Oscar winning performance!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2w9cKFiCrSU
LMAO. MK, I know what you mean. Madonna and Oprah send me into a cunty rage. lololol
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She needs to change her name to Katherine Hagl.
She comes off pretentious and annoying. She withdrew her nomination, and probably didn't shut up about it for week.
If she wants to play the Martyr, would she kindly immolate herself on Rodeo Drive?
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This bitch is just trying to get out of her contract so she can become a "big movie star"! I don't know what the big attraction is in the first place. Marginal talent, that's all she has.
I downloaded 27 Dresses the other day and surprised myself by enjoying it.
Good, I don't even know why they gave her the win last year. She didn't do anything to warrant a nomination then, too!
Thanks for the sig, MK!
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GREAT! Now I have to ban the Emmys AND shopping at Chanel..
Next thing you tell me, I'll have to stop using my mind to move things like Sissy Spacek in the movie *Carrie* AND wearing coats made of Sasquatch fur.
There is just no joy left in life.
serves the Emmy's right. They should get stiffed by this marginal amateur actor for giving her an award in the first place.
She looks beautiful. I love her. I saw her profile on millionaire dating site """""W e a l t h yR o m a n c e.c o m""""" last week. It is said she is dating young billionaire on that site.
Nice....
Submitted by Sheeps on June 12, 2008 - 12:28am.
If Heigl won't be in the running, I won't even watch the Emmys. Wait, I never watch.
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While I have sex dreams about JD... I think his acting is good but not fabulous. He sort of plays the same pensive grimy guy over and over. Nick in Time was the exception. He also smokes. I will still continue to have sex dreams about him.
I'm tired of this asinine bullshit.
Submitted by NuclearWinter on June 12, 2008 - 1:52am.
Heigl fancies herself as a star of the big screen, so she could double for Chatterer in any future Hellraiser movies.
Nuke, that post nearly made me spew my poor white trash beer outta my nose. Thanksies. lmao Seriously. *tears of laughter* KH as Chatterer. Here here! rotflmao
Submitted by . on June 11, 2008 - 10:43pm.
Haha, you are indeed correct. Heigl fancies herself as a star of the big screen, so she could double for Chatterer in any future Hellraiser movies. Seriously, now that you mention it, the resemblance is uncanny.
i cant stand this bitch!
and i hate everything i have seen her in, movie wise, she plays the same ole single woman whatever bitching about whatever then falling in love
lets carry on....
Submitted by NuclearWinter on June 12, 2008 - 1:34am.
NuclearWinter, is that "Bert" from "Bert and Ernie" on Sesame Street as "Pinhead" from "Hellraiser"? If so, I can see why you noticed the veneers on KH. *rolling* Cenobites rawk!
This bitch needs to keep her mouth shut to spare us not only from the drivel she spouts, but from the sight of those teeth. Yikes. I never realized how horrific her veneers were.
Submitted by amle on June 12, 2008 - 12:36am.
she better start counting, her time is about up. I think she is pretty in a girl next door way. She isnt a knockout though. She doesnt have a unique look. Even the popular stars with girl next door looks have something that makes them stand out.
amle, agree 100%! Nothing else to add but just had to say that. Kathy Bates (being one of my all time fav actresses along with the aformentioned I already noted) is not your typical 'beauty' but holy crap can that woman act! Yes. That was rhetorical. Along the same lines is "Frances McDormand". Love her too.
Submitted by . on June 11, 2008 - 11:31pm.
amle, I agree. She's a bit "nose high in the air" about herself. Sure, she's pretty but she is not a Meryl or Glen or even Sharon. Not now and probably not EVVA. She better seriously brush up on her acting because beauty/youth fades and then you either better have an amazing mind or some sort of talent like clowns popping out of your ass or cure cancer or at the very least do some stand-up comedy and make fun of your former self-centric hobag self and TOTALLY REDEEM YOURSELF!
she better start counting, her time is about up. I think she is pretty in a girl next door way. She isnt a knockout though. She doesnt have a unique look. Even the popular stars with girl next door looks have something that makes them stand out.
Submitted by amle on June 12, 2008 - 12:24am.
she obviously has a very high opinion of herself. Especially for someone who really has not accomplished alot in the acting world. She falls in my newbie and never will be category.
amle, I agree. She's a bit "nose high in the air" about herself. Sure, she's pretty but she is not a Meryl or Glen or even Sharon. Not now and probably not EVVA. She better seriously brush up on her acting because beauty/youth fades and then you either better have an amazing mind or some sort of talent like clowns popping out of your ass or cure cancer or at the very least do some stand-up comedy and make fun of your former self-centric hobag self and TOTALLY REDEEM YOURSELF!
Submitted by Sheeps on June 11, 2008 - 11:28pm.
If Heigl won't be in the running, I won't even watch the Emmys. Wait, I never watch.
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Ha I tend to miss it too. Actually, I miss all of them. I may check out the red carpet reruns on E.
Three of my faves acted in the same movie together.
any guesses? pretty easy for johnny fans.
Johnny Depp, Juliette Binoche, and Judi Dench.
If Heigl won't be in the running, I won't even watch the Emmys. Wait, I never watch.
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Submitted by . on June 11, 2008 - 11:21pm.
amle, I never have seen GA either. So chalk me up to one of the "never saw it" so I can't really judge her on that. I actually liked her in "knocked up" and then she went and dissed the movie. What gives with that? The movie was cute. Sure the lead guy was gross and disgusting and gave you an "as if" from "Clueless" vibe but otherwise it was kinda sweet imho.
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Glad to see I am not the only one.
she obviously has a very high opinion of herself. Especially for someone who really has not accomplished alot in the acting world. She falls in my newbie and never will be category.
Submitted by amle on June 12, 2008 - 12:17am.
I may be the only person who has never watched Grey's Anatomy for even 5 seconds. Ok I watched the commercial. I dont care for the guy that people call Mr McDreamy. I did try to watch Knocked Up. I made it 3/4 of the way through. Kathys acting is pretty bad.
amle, I never have seen GA either. So chalk me up to one of the "never saw it" so I can't really judge her on that. I actually liked her in "knocked up" and then she went and dissed the movie. What gives with that? The movie was cute. Sure the lead guy was gross and disgusting and gave you an "as if" from "Clueless" vibe but otherwise it was kinda sweet imho.