Wednesday, June 11th 2008

Katherine Heigl Needs To Stop

Katherine Heigl just can't help herself. She'll take any opportunity to be a grade a bitch. Heeeeiiiigl (sounds like phlegm) has decided not to submit herself as a possible nominee for the Emmys. Heigl won the supporting actress award last year for her fugly work on "Grey's Anatomy." I'm still asking for a recount.

The L.A. Times asked Heigl's annoying ass why she didn't submit this year, she answered, "I did not feel that I was given the material this season to warrant an Emmy nomination and in an effort to maintain the integrity of the academy organization, I withdrew my name from contention. In addition, I did not want to potentially take away an opportunity from an actress who was given such materials."

Classic Heigl. Basically she's saying, "I'm golden and my caca doesn't reek, but the writers suck!"

This cunt from cuntville really needs to be put on a cunt filter. And yes I wrote "cunt" three times. Now, four times. That's what she does to me! Bitch just needs to swallow her cigarette and allow her pr bitches to do the talking for her.

Thanks Momus

Posted by: Michael K


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I may be the only person who has never watched Grey's Anatomy for even 5 seconds. Ok I watched the commercial. I dont care for the guy that people call Mr McDreamy. I did try to watch Knocked Up. I made it 3/4 of the way through. Kathys acting is pretty bad.

The actors I prefer are rarely on the blogs. My faves are Johnny Depp, Juliette Binoche, and Judi Dench. Natalie Dormer played a great Queen Anne in The Tudors. Now, my dear Jonathon Rhys Meyers tends to make the blogs the most. Usually for being drunk or possibly stoned. Love him though.

she is an absolutely awful actress whose scripts about "falling in love with her patient" were ludicrous. put a bag over her head and at least she'll be of interest to some of the lawn ornaments in macarthur park.

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Submitted by amle on June 11, 2008 - 11:57pm.

I tend to bash some more than others. I have trouble bashing Johnny Depp though. I just cant find anything wrong with him.

amle, I can bash Johnny Depp for ya. He's too gorgeous, too talented, too humble, too hot, too sexy, too cute, too sweet, too loving, too good, too kind, too deep, too hauntingly sexy dark-eyed, pierce your soul goodness, too perfect healthy hair, too perfect skin, too perfect bod.

Well, that's a start anyhow. hahaha
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You make it seem so easy.

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Submitted by Bjork You on June 12, 2008 - 12:03am.

Word!

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Submitted by amle on June 11, 2008 - 11:57pm.

I tend to bash some more than others. I have trouble bashing Johnny Depp though. I just cant find anything wrong with him.

amle, I can bash Johnny Depp for ya. He's too gorgeous, too talented, too humble, too hot, too sexy, too cute, too sweet, too loving, too good, too kind, too deep, too hauntingly sexy dark-eyed, pierce your soul goodness, too perfect healthy hair, too perfect skin, too perfect bod.

Well, that's a start anyhow. hahaha

Topic? Cunty cunt cunt cuntyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy cunt cunt.

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Simmer down, MK. You have more fondness for Miseralba, for goodness sake. I think Ms. Heigl meant that because of the writers' strike, there wasn't that much her character (or any other) could do in such a shortened season. I mean, really, don't you wish some Oscar-nominated folk were that gracious? Did Fred Astaire and Beatrice Straight really need to win Best Supporting acting awards? Was Ruby Dee sooo compelling in her five minutes on screen to warrant a nomination? And don't get me started on Jack Nicholson. The ass-kissing that goes on just because he shows up at the Oscars is pukey enough. You leave Katy Heigl alone, MK!

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Submitted by Mr. President on June 11, 2008 - 11:24pm.

don't worry.. i'm pretty much indifferent on all celebs... i just take a fondness of bashing all of them equally
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I tend to bash some more than others. I have trouble bashing Johnny Depp though. I just cant find anything wrong with him.

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Submitted by Mr. President on June 11, 2008 - 11:24pm.

don't worry.. i'm pretty much indifferent on all celebs... i just take a fondness of bashing all of them equally

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Submitted by dead-actress on June 11, 2008 - 11:21pm.

that explains a lot!... no wonder she's always talking

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Submitted by EveryStrangersEyes on June 11, 2008 - 11:16pm.
do we really need to keep hearing the bitchings of Katherine Hairball?
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HAHA, Hi ESE.
I guess I'm the only one here who doesn't detest this chick. Oh well, I've always had weird tastes in women. Though you probably guessed that from looking at my avie.

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Submitted by James Haven on June 11, 2008 - 11:21pm.

hi, JH!.. congrats!... just to let ya know now, i'm holding out for "Producer" credits before i sign anything!!LOL!

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Submitted by ESE on June 11, 2008 - 11:16pm.
do we really need to keep hearing the bitchings of Katherine Hairball?
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Submitted by parissucksliterally on June 11, 2008 - 11:18pm.

hi, PSL!... always good to see you too!

OT: "Knocked Up"... try "Shut Up"... betcha it'll be better

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Submitted by EveryStrangersEyes on June 11, 2008 - 11:16pm.

ESE! Did you see James Haven's very own thread?
It won't be long before Hollywood comes knocking! Who knows, maybe James Haven will get his own sitcom! There will definately be a part for you, Sheeps, and TV!

See James Haven in his Oscar winning performance!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2w9cKFiCrSU

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Shows Ive never watched:

Grey's Anatomy
Sex and the City
ER
CSI (any of them)

These shows just seem too pretentious to me

*shrugs*

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Hi, ESE......always nice to see you!

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do we really need to keep hearing the bitchings of Katherine Hairball?

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Camera got them all.
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Submitted by amle on June 11, 2008 - 11:00pm.

James Haven is look'n hot tonight.
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Thanks amle. That is very sweet of you especially since some nastypants just said James Haven looks "stupid"

See James Haven in his Oscar winning performance!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2w9cKFiCrSU

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Submitted by James Haven on June 11, 2008 - 7:58pm.

James Haven does enjoy a good box of Raisinets and on occasion, Milk Duds, but those suckers get stuck on James Haven's teef!

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Next time you see Heigl in SoCal would you cram a whole box of Milk Duds in her mouth so that her teef get cemented together?
Pleeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeese!!!!!

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Submitted by Momus the Sarcastic on June 11, 2008 - 10:53pm.

BTW and Off-This-Topic: How was the game with Pepaw last night?
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Things went well Momus. Thanks for asking. James Haven spoke at length about it on the JH thread. Dad promised to keep in touch, but considering he has moved in with James Haven, how hard can that be?

See James Haven in his Oscar winning performance!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2w9cKFiCrSU

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James Haven is look'n hot tonight.

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GREAT avie Manimal!
Loves it!

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Submitted by Manimal5 on June 11, 2008 - 10:54pm.

James Haven does enjoy a good box of Raisinets and on occasion, Milk Duds, but those suckers get stuck on James Haven's teef!

See James Haven in his Oscar winning performance!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2w9cKFiCrSU

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I am thinking someone married that fly trap recently.

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Submitted by James Haven on June 11, 2008 - 10:47pm.

Those sno caps are pretty good but for me it's Goobers.

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HAHA, Mani. Her son is no doubt a better driver than Brit.
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Submitted by James Haven on June 11, 2008 - 7:47pm.
After suffering through her preggers movie, I can't bring myself to watch a whiny rom-com about being bridesmaid instead of a bride.

BTW and Off-This-Topic: How was the game with Pepaw last night?

Another BTW and Off-This-Topic: James Haven is a comedic genius in his indie-short about bathrooms and carpool lanes.

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Mr. President
I couldn't resist this pic. Brit reminds me of a clown in the little car with a Frapp no less.
With her son driving, maybe no DUI arrest.

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James Haven doesn't watch her show, but he has seen her movies. James Haven's date Lola, wanted to see that dresses movie. James Haven spent the entire time watching the woman next to him scoff down an entire box sno caps, that's how interesting the movie was!

See James Haven in his Oscar winning performance!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2w9cKFiCrSU

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Mani?!?! What happened to your avie? Did Brit mistake the creature for a Cheeto and eat him?

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"I did not feel that I was given the material this season to warrant an Emmy nomination and in an effort to maintain the integrity of the academy organization, I withdrew my name from contention.

She wasn't going to win anyway.

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Heard she was going to be in a film about polygamy...Im sure she will be brought down a few pegs when she fails miserably and realizes she only worthy of cotton candy-ish romantic comedies

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Self absorbed bitch. She needs a well placed kick in the chocha..hard. Line forms behind me.

~Egotism - usually just a case of mistaken nonentity..Barbara Stanwyck~

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Whats this shit w/ Kathy trying to dress like Marilyn Monroe lately? Give it up Kathy. You are no Marilyn Monroe.

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Kathy is such a bitch

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Katherine Heigl continues to amaze. Just when I thought her attitude was a case of misunderstanding.

Bitch is trying to save face. She knew she wasn't going to win again with her shitty show so she didn't include herself to save herself the embarrassment.

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i'm trying to figure out why this smug bitch continues to get work...i bet that husband regrets he has to come home to this...
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sexy motherfucker...

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Thank you, Mr. President

His name is Sonny. =)

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Ella, you have the cutest little dog. Reminds me of the little mutt I had as a kid.

On topic: I could make a cruel connection between Ella's avie and the main Heigl pic, but I won't.

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MK, I loved how you picked the best picture of her...

Submitted by Aphid on June 11, 2008 - 9:15pm.

"Mmmmm, cunty!"

Better yet? Mmmmmmmm, Aphid! Hey, cutie! I'm in the middle of writing you an e-mail. lol

On topic: Cunty cunty cunt cunt!

Mr. Pres, I gotta agree wiff you on datta one. Some of the current writers suck major poo.

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I'm not the least bit offended that she trashes her writers. I don't see why they should be raised on a pedestal. If they're giving her shit lines then she has every right to call them on it.
My nine year old niece could do a better job than some of these "writers" that pump out this shit that pollutes the TV screen on a nightly basis. She may or may not be a bitch, but the writers are not above reproach.

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Well, if I had to guess, your writing will not be getting better any time soon, hon. Stop running your dumb cunt mouth and be grateful for what you have. There are 100,000 other actresses out there who would love to switch places with you, and you could be a waitress and they could be the star.

Bad mouthing the people who write your lines is a sure fire way to get shittier material next season, you dumb twat bitch.

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"Mmmmm, cunty!"

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You know, I actually liked her in "Knocked Up."
*runs away*

*calling back*
I have never ever seen "Grey's Anatomy."

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I'd hit it. Yeah, she'd probably be bitching the whole that I wasn't doing it right, but my standards are pretty low.

TEAM HEIGL!!! Ok, not really, but I find that the level of hate directed at this woman is way out of proportion to what she actually deserves. That gets my dander up.

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Submitted by pinkdoodoo2: "Talking shit about the writers is like a quarterback talking shit about his offensive line. It's not a good idea."

Reminds me of that wince-inducingly hilarious show "The Comeback" where Valerie Cherish alienates the writers on her show and they humiliate her more and more creatively with each script.

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Her and Kanye need to hook up, asap. They could just sit around and talk about how awesome they are.

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Submitted by Pers on June 11, 2008 - 5:34pm.
She needs more than a few notches. Her back-stabbing false humility is vomitaceous.

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She's has achieved what was once thought to be impossible: make Isaiah seem to be the sane one.