Wednesday, June 11th 2008

Katherine Heigl Needs To Stop

Katherine Heigl just can't help herself. She'll take any opportunity to be a grade a bitch. Heeeeiiiigl (sounds like phlegm) has decided not to submit herself as a possible nominee for the Emmys. Heigl won the supporting actress award last year for her fugly work on "Grey's Anatomy." I'm still asking for a recount.

The L.A. Times asked Heigl's annoying ass why she didn't submit this year, she answered, "I did not feel that I was given the material this season to warrant an Emmy nomination and in an effort to maintain the integrity of the academy organization, I withdrew my name from contention. In addition, I did not want to potentially take away an opportunity from an actress who was given such materials."

Classic Heigl. Basically she's saying, "I'm golden and my caca doesn't reek, but the writers suck!"

This cunt from cuntville really needs to be put on a cunt filter. And yes I wrote "cunt" three times. Now, four times. That's what she does to me! Bitch just needs to swallow her cigarette and allow her pr bitches to do the talking for her.

Thanks Momus

Posted by: Michael K


Pers's picture

You know...if she'd be taken down a few notches, I really think she'd be okay. We need to get the ghosts of Christmas past, present and future on her ass. Smarten her up!
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BIG BOOTIE CUTIE's picture

I HATE THIS PATHETIC NO TALENT BITCH!!

LITTLE DOES SHE KNOW, IT ISN'T THE WRITING - IT'S HER HORRIBLE ACTING THAT IS UNDESERVING!!

SHONDA RHYMES IS AN AMAZING WRITER AND GREYS WAS AN AMAZING SHOW UNTIL SHE BECAME FAMOUS!

FIRE THIS INGRATE HO!!

TT99's picture

Can we start countdown for when Cunty McCuntbag's husband gets sick of hearing her stupid voice and either jumps out of a 19 storey window or shoots her from a belltower. I say 599 days from today. He's looking for the perfect building for jumping and just the right belltower.
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Good for Heigl, the whole awards show idea is stupid anyway. Of all the people who deserve to be honored and recognized in this society, actors are near the bottom of the list. Hopefully others will join in and the Emmys can be scrapped for good.

TEAM HEIGL!!!

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Momus the Sarcastic's picture

The no-talent hypocrite marched in support of the writers' strike last year.

See http://www.variety.com/index.asp?layout=photoGalleryAlbum&galleryid=633&...

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What a bitch. Why couldn't she just not submit herself and not let people know about it? It's not like the Times was scouring the list of submitted names looking for her name. She probably contacted them to let them know that she didn't submit. Bitch bitch bitch.

the word cunt could not be more perfect for describing her-

Submitted by madam s. on June 11, 2008 - 8:05pm.

Heigl maintains a high level of cuntegrity.

madam s., I cunt disagree with you on that fancuntastic statement. What cunt I say? I'm feeling cunty today.

I love me some potty mouth dlisters! Especially when the King himself goes all potty mouth!

It's just another Cunty Wednesday--woa woa!

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Sounds like phlegm? Umm don't think so...

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Heck, if I were an actress I would accept any nomination handed to me, especially for inferior work. I would be an awards show whore! I would try to get nominated for anything- a Glaad award, NAACP, Tony, Daytime Emmy, Country Music Award. You name it, I would submit myself with no problems and no integrity!

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Heigl maintains a high level of cuntegrity.

And I agree with Fucking_Classy that this one has Natalie Portman levels of off-the-chart annoying.

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May I ask who died and appointed Ms. Heigl queen? Her ego is rather inflated for someone who clearly is one-dimensional and deficient of any real talent.

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Cunt from Cuntville? Hahahaha! Is that a porno? Michael K., that's WHOs from WHOVILLE, hun.

Or is that HOs from HOville?

You funny bitch. Write a book already!

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I "cunt" stand her! Bleah!

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luscious_t's picture

cunt!

There - I got one in, too. I love a good cunt-ing.

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Sayonara's picture

Zzzzzzzzzzzzzz

Shiftee! Low down, gritty and grimey

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Hasn't she always been a pain in the butt to the show's producers? always fighting for money. etc?
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Momus the Sarcastic's picture

Isn't it a sign of a good actor to rise above the script and deliver a good performance anyway?

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Mr. President's picture

Sorry, MK. Sign me up for Team Heigl. Love the way she doesn't give a shit about what anyone thinks. Give me a straight up bitch over any of the phony "just happy to be here" Hollywood dipshits any day.
And spare me the bullshit about the poor writers. The jokes on bubble gum wrappers are better written than a lot of these shows.

TEAM HEIGL!!!

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Submitted by pinkdoodoo2 on June 11, 2008 - 5:49pm.
Talking shit about the writers is like a quarterback talking shit about his offensive line. It's not a good idea.

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Nice analogy.

Seroiusly...does she want them to go out of their way to write even crappier shit now??

Occasionally I am forced to watch that show because my roomie is obsessed with it and let me tell you- it is horrible!!

Fucking_Classy's picture

She's on par with Natalie Portman on the annoyance factor.

"I think my mask of sanity is about to slip."

Gry's picture

She should take a caveat from other TV stars who bit the hand that fed them.

pinkdoodoo2's picture

Talking shit about the writers is like a quarterback talking shit about his offensive line. It's not a good idea.

Im sure this bitch will be getting the boot soon. After all, there's plenty of blonde bimbos fresh off the casting couch to fill her shoes.

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LA's picture

This bitch Heigl is trying to get out of her contract. Sounds like she's trying to piss off Shondra Rhimes to that end. Hopefully, ABC will keep her under contract and cut her annoying character's screen time in half.

Doesn't she want out of her contract?
Maybe she's trying to provoke the writers into dropping a bridge on her character: http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/DroppedABridgeOnHim
Or give her the elevator shaft like what happened to Joey in Friends.

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I have never watched Grey's Anatomy but I have seen snippets of it here and there while channel surfing. Based on what I have seen I would never watch an entire episode. I don't have the stomach for it.
I'd rather watch Dharma and Greg or 2 1/2 Men than that crap!!!!!
She has got to be one of the most annoying biotches in Hollywood...E-VAH!

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Really attractive photo! There is only one word for her-DOUCHE!

ViVee's picture

This bitch is lucky she even has a job. No one knew who she was before she was on Grey's Anatomy.

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How is this bitch and why does she think she special????

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God what an insult to the writers. I bet she still thought she still she was "warranted" a paycheck.

Bitch!

Truly CLASSIC Heigl.

FritoDorito's picture

Wait, you submit yourself for that shit?
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Lory's picture

In that piccy, bicth looks so stoned. I wonder what her poison is...

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