Thursday, June 12th 2008
There's A New Ho On The Stroll
And so it begins! George Clooney's former call girl robot, Sarah Larson, sashayed her ass down Robertson Blvd. yesterday with the paps in tow. She even was gracious enough to stop and sign a few autographs. There is something wrong with you in the brains if you're asking for Sarah Larson's autograph. I mean, just take a piece of paper and write the word HO in big letters. It's the same thing!
Where was Phoebe Price during all of this fuckery? She needs to defend her turf!
You already know what's next for Sarah. She's so transparent! Playboy, another reality show, music album and when none of that works, sex tape! Can we just skip to the end already? And to think that I actually respected this hooker at one point! She fucked up her game!
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“You can only get so far without discernible talent - then you either work, or use cheap publicity tricks to keep the public’s attention.” — George Clooney
I mean, just take a piece of paper and write the word HO in big letters. It's the same thing!
Where was Phoebe Price during all of this fuckery? She needs to defend her turf!
LMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!
You're so Funny!
Why would anybody WANT her autograph? She's just a waitress who slept with a star, and god knows there are plenty of those around.
Shouldn't this plain ass looking twat be fading into obscurity by now? Seriously, the girl who made my coffee this morning was more fabulous than this chick.
Submitted by haris pilton on June 12, 2008 - 10:59am.
She's getting attention because she's beautiful, she's gonna be around for a while.
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Am I the only one that doesnt find her the slightest bit pretty?
See the TMZ.com video on her walking down robertson blvd. Gawd! It was bloody embarrasing watching those paparazzi running after her, making her feels she "is now an A list star". She does not look intelligent.
http://www.tmz.com/page/2/
pack up your stilletos and bunny rabbits (not for sexay times! can't leave the cuteness at home) and let's go hworin' hollywood style! (quickly donning mini skirt and tacky blonde wig) time to get famous for nothing!
She has legs of a bird
Am I the only one who thinks this entire escapade was planned from beginning to end?
From Day One it was a business deal.
He gets a beard for a year and she gets notoriety.
www.Conspiracies-are-us.com
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Don't get saucy with me, Bernaise.
Submitted by TiredofthisCrap on June 12, 2008 - 11:56am.
I had tears in my eyes when I read someone asked her for an autograph. George is going to have to get a new girlfriend real fast in order to cancel this one out!!!
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Me too! Poor Georgie! If it wasn't for that accident she never would have been around long enough for anyone to remember. Now she' PPing him and making him look like a real ass.
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Let's PartAY! Everyone got their seatbelt on?
Lean Like A Chola!
I'm Back, Beechez! WHASHOWT!
She's getting attention because she's beautiful, she's gonna be around for a while.
I had tears in my eyes when I read someone asked her for an autograph. George is going to have to get a new girlfriend real fast in order to cancel this one out!!!
Shit they can make a reality show on George's cast off alone. There's a stripper, porn star, lingerie model, shit Flavor of Love and Rock of Love ain't got shit on Clooney Discarded Loves. A whole show where they bitch about George and go out for auditions. That shit would be comical, too bad he didn't date any black chicks because it would be some really good bitchiness up in that house. Krista Allen needs the work, I 'm sure Celina, Lisa and the rest of them would be gamed.
She's hoping to run into Fabio.
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Don't worry, it's a thinking man's game.
"Where was Phoebe Price during all of this fuckery? She needs to defend her turf!"
Bwahahahahaha!
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PC Load Letter"? What the fuck does that mean?~ Michael Bolton, Office Space.
There was an interseting blind over on Crazy Days and Nights that most guessed as being the reason that George dumped her ass.
Seems that the woman in question got a little overreaching. Her conversations with her sugar daddy included phrases like " I'm a few days late" or "I forgot my pill" seemed to start his paving the road for her heave ho. When she started to phone his parents and give them false hope that she was carrying their grandchild the sugar daddy stood over the dumb overreaching bitch while she packed and threw her ass out.
If Sarah had a bit of brains she would go back to the Palms and start working a cocktail shaker STAT. Those implants she got look like crap and her days of glory are at an end.
AHAHAHAHaHAHAHAhahahahahaha!!!
Bet you could dress a chimp in over sized sun glasses, walk him in front of a dude holding a camera and some vapid air head would want it's autograph.
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Surfing the apocalypse.
Autographs?
Someone has Adnan Ghalib Syndrome.
(and even he has never been caught autographing)
Of those two had any chance of reconciliation it'll
never happen now.
well well well, look who bought some boobies.
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“I’m planning on making country (music) for the rest of my life, and I don’t want to go back to that other world.”
-Jessica Simpson
I'm thinking that teaming up with PP could extend the remaining 5 seconds of fame Sarah has left.
Autographs !!?? You have got to be kidding!
What has this cum guzzlin gutter whore done
to merit autographs ?
I am dumbfounded.
I mean, just take a piece of paper and write the word HO in big letters. It's the same thing! LMAO!!!
I wonder how long this train ride is going to last
~SAS
Bring me another cocktail, whore!
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It's like judging ducks before they become swans...its stupid. -LA
Dumb Bitch needs to get a ghost writer fast. George tell all cant wait.
Why didnt she forget to take her birth control?
She looks beautiful. I saw her profile on millionaire&celeb dating site ----"AffluentBachelors.com" ----last week. It is said she is dating young billionaire on that site.
i thought that was jlow at first, then longwhoria.
Submitted by No Words on June 12, 2008 - 10:21am.
This is nuts...Sarah Larsen is not a celebrity, she just fucked one.
Sarah, Table #7 needs bussing.
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I SECOND THAT WITH A LOUD GAVEL BANG!!!!
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"Money is the magic wand that turns many a frog into a prince" - ChubbyWubby
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This is nuts...Sarah Larsen is not a celebrity, she just fucked one.
Sarah, Table #7 needs bussing.
George must be ashamed of himself. Or at least I hope so.
Submitted by justjane on June 12, 2008 - 8:09am
i peg her for Rock of Love 3
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gangsta beyotch ... WESTSIDE!!!!!
George must be so glad he's over in Italy right now! If I were him I'd be so fuckin' embarassed by this! She fucked up before george got to the point of falling in love with this girl unconditionally! If she waited it out, the boob job wouldn't be such a problem! He wasn't inlove beyond the point of no return, saw he was able to see what was going on here, so he dumped her ass. He must be disillusioned! It sucks when you think you know someone and they disappoint you! that's obviously the case here! George don't date anyone who wants to model or act or anything. Do what Charlie Sheen just did, marry someone who quit that to do something that has nothing to do with the industry, and you shouldn't have a problem. Charlie is one of those people who definatly learns from experience, and gets his shit straight. gotta give him credit for that!
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*I used to Love Celebrities, now I just love to Hate them!*
Poor thing- you can tell how devastated she is from the break-up with GC.
Which reality show will she appear on first?
Surreal World?
Celebrity Rehab?
Celeb Big Bro? Hmmmm. The mind reels...
kdracofan!
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"No, I didn't wear a helmet but I probably should have." ~The C Word
Autograph? bbawwahhhaahhahahahahaaaaa
Green Is Good,
I would put money on George being snipped. He's not takin any chances!
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"No, I didn't wear a helmet but I probably should have." ~The C Word
Her next job will be servicing customers at the Chicken Ranch in Nevada. Hey, it's a step up for her.
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WISH GRANTED! >:)
myspace.com/draya23
WHY IS SHE SIGNING AUTOGRAPHS!!!!????
Dear Susie,
Hi! I'm George Clooney's ex girlfriend. Your daddy asked me to sign this for you.
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Sarah
She looks good in that dress. I saw her at millionaire persoanals site ******W e a l t h y R o m a n c e . c o m*****last week. It is said she is already in relationship with a young billionaire on that site now. Is she single now?
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George should have given her some $ as a parting gift and had her sign an agreement to lay low and keep her mouth shut for awhile. This famewhoring makes him look bad by (former) association.
Submitted by Clarisse on June 12, 2008 - 8:42am.
Green Is Good,
Who? Me? What? No.....
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We'll keep your filthy secret!
OT: I wonder if George gave this gal any money as a parting gift? Money well spent, if so.
And he's lucky he didn't knock her up, either.
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WISH GRANTED! >:)
myspace.com/draya23
No one places a premium on dignity anymore. What a whore.
Green Is Good,
Who? Me? What? No.....
Hmm, look at the time!
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"No, I didn't wear a helmet but I probably should have." ~The C Word
##She looks good in that dress. Her blog was just seen at millionaire persoanals site ******W e a l t h y L o v I n g. c o m*****last week. It is said she is already in relationship with a young billionaire on that site now. Is she single now?
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Submitted by Clarisse on June 12, 2008 - 7:28am.
*perk*
a knowledgable friend .... *sly wink*
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gangsta beyotch ... WESTSIDE!!!!!
Submitted by Clarisse on June 12, 2008 - 8:28am.
Green Is Good,
There is no "wrong" in the fetish world! (as long as you agree on a safe word.)
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Ooooh, Clarisse! Have YOU been naughty??
OT: Robo-wench will parlay this into a stint in the Big Brother House.
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WISH GRANTED! >:)
myspace.com/draya23
CTH ~ i am prepared with my box of powdered latex gloves .... so there will be no disease sharing here ... i'm sure there's been more than a few fingers up Sarah's a-hole .... and purex just does not take care of those kinda germs.
Kizzy ~ i saw a show on WE On Demand ~ The Secret Lives of Women ... and one of them was a normal housewife ... but she was into pony play and had two ponys .. they were dressed in full on pony suits ... and she would "ride" them around a private pony training field somewhere in cali ... *ahem*
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gangsta beyotch ... WESTSIDE!!!!!
Looks like she's wearing one of Tori Spelling's maternity smocks. Uh-oh.
Submitted by Clarisse on June 12, 2008 - 9:27am.
Kizzy,
Yummeh, indeed!! Thor made me laugh in that outfit.
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"His name is not 'fat shit cat,' it's Meatball...and he's eating your crab cakes."
♥♥ If you don't talk to your Cat about Catnip, who will? ♥♥
Submitted by Few Words on June 12, 2008 - 8:28am.
Future game show hostess.
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O you are too kind...surely she's no better than a letter turner or a suitcase opener....
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Let's PartAY! Everyone got their seatbelt on?
Lean Like A Chola!
I'm Back, Beechez! WHASHOWT!
Green Is Good,
There is no "wrong" in the fetish world! (as long as you agree on a safe word.)
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"No, I didn't wear a helmet but I probably should have." ~The C Word
Future game show hostess.
Kizzy,
You saw it!!! Two things...rotting corpse at the opener, bit much and the actor that portrayed "Thor"...Yummeh!!
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"No, I didn't wear a helmet but I probably should have." ~The C Word