Oprah Again
The almighty Oprah has once again topped Forbes magazine's list of the biggest celebrity cocks aka The Celebrity 100 list. Oprah needs to pull a Katherine Heigl and ask to not be considered for this kind of shit. We already know that she's the most powerful and richest living thing on earth. It goes without saying. I'm pretty sure that part of the taxes I pay go directly to Oprah. It's the country's way of thanking her for being so fucking awesome. Blah!
Other whores on the list include Brad Pitt (#10) and Angelina Jolie (#3). You know Angie is walking around with her copy of Forbes telling Brad that she owns his ass once again! Brad lowers his head and hands over his balls again. Angie gave them back to him after he knocked her up with twins. At least he got to spend a little time with them.
The list ranks whores based on wealth and fame. Here's the Top 10 with what they reportedly made last year. Gross, grosser and grossest.
1. Oprah - $275 million
2. Tiger Woods - $115 million
3. Angelina Jolie - $14 million
4. Beyonce - $80 million
5. David Beckham - $50 million
6. Johnny Depp - $72 million
7. Jay-Z - $82 million
8. The Police - $115 million
9. J.K. Rowling - $300 million
10. Brad Pitt - $20 million
Visit Forbes to see the rest of the list
Why is beyonce making money? Her music sucks. She kills every product she promotes and her "clothing" line looks like some freaky ice skater crap.
Incidentally, Johnny Depp is not married.
This list is just disgusting. None of these whores deserve what they made last year. Except maybe Johnny Depp.
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"Will you lick my swizzle stick?"
Johnny Depp has a home in the US and in France, he did marry a real french woman you know. He shouldn't be on this list because he has talent and isn't a media ho. He freely spends his money over here. He is an Actor that will be great for a long time. Johnny Depp isn't looking for kudos, he is entertaining us like an actor should.
Johnny Depp shouldn't be on that list. He hates the U.S., remember?
So he needs to give all of his money to Mel-Tang. :)
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On another note... LOL @ some of these comments...
I bet some of yall just sick!! :-) awlll... let it out. It's not good to backwash bile laced vomit :-D
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You just picked all her terrible performances to showcase in your vids! - typical fan response
http://http://youtube.com/watch?v=U4gmQD0QjEg
I like Oprah so much more than Tyra Banks...I hope Tyra never reaches her status as a talk show host.
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Some dance to remember. Some dance to forget.
And the truth is that I suspect Johnny is the only one uncomfortable if not disgusted to be on that list.
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Very true. Whomever said he earned that spot (money wise) through his acting alone is also correct.
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The only gossip I'm interested in is in the Weekly World News - 'Woman's bra burst, 11 injured.' That kind of thing. -Johnny Depp
Johnny Depp is perfection to me. But, I am really shocked he is #6 (plus he is above Brad lol). Johnny is known for his acting. Is this power from his acting alone? That is pretty amazing. It just shows his talent. Johnny does LOTS of charity or humanitarian work. He just doesnt make sure everyone knows about it.
Brad and Angelina are known for (half-ass) acting, being sluts, humanitarian photo ops, purchasing children, whoring kids on magazine covers, and acting like they are worried about the environment (hey helicopters & huge mansions dont count). In other words, their power comes from doing many things and letting everyone know about it.
So, Johnny being #6 is outstanding. HOT
ah, nice to see lots of teachers, policemen and firemen made the list.
Check out Oprah's sneer in her picture there. Like "bitch, please." Pfft.
There is one thing Johnny Depp has the the others down, talent, and lots of it. Beck is hot. Why are they marketing Jolie the fetus starver???
And Tommy Girl came in just behind Dr. Phil...ouch.
That was the only thing I noticed. The rest of it just pisses me right the fuck off.
Submitted by amle on June 12, 2008 - 8:42am.
Angelina is probably masturbating to her Forbes mag. Narcissistic Bitch!
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that and reading her stalker's comments on Dlisted.
Well, my lucky number is 6. Who comes in #6? My sweet Johnny Depp. That man is perfection!!!
Angelina is probably masturbating to her Forbes mag. Narcissistic Bitch!
Madame S ~ agreed.
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gangsta beyotch ... WESTSIDE!!!!!
tonic,
Sorry dear! lol
I got that song stuck in my head too. Grrrrr!
Remember when Shitney used to be #1? LOL
Bitch is bro-oooke!
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Excuse my manners
She looks beautiful. I saw her profile on millionaire&celeb dating site ---
-"AffluentBachelors.com" ----last week. It is said she is dating young billionaire on that
site.
The Police, WTF?
No Words,
And the truth is that I suspect Johnny is the only one uncomfortable if not disgusted to be on that list.
Miss Priss, thanks woman that song is already stuck in my head!!
OT: Well at least Shitney's name isn't there.
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Can't. Speak. Too. Pissed.
It would be hard to find a bigger bunch of twats with bucks (with the exception of Johnny Depp) than is found on this top ten list.
Ugh J.K. Rowling. Wish that b*tch would go away already.
~*Head Bitch*~
Green is good
In a couple of years, we'll all be riding our bicycles....with no handle bars....no handle bars...no handle bars...look at me! look at me!...i'll stop.
Seriously tho, these assholes(except for Depp) could care less....life IS unfair
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Excuse my manners
Wait...how on Earth did Cameron Diaz make $50 million last year?
And do I really want to know?
Angelina should not even be on this list. Her movies suck and she can't open a film at the box office. When are people going to wake up and realize that this weirdo is on the C list?
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Actually, I'm just the President of the Dungeons and Dragons club here in town.
DevilGirl ~ YES .. athletes too. i mean WTF!? they are playing a GD game for god's sake .... years ago i used to be a basketball fanatic (in the Michael Jordan days) ... used to go to Nuggets games ALL the time (to see other teams .. not the Nugglets) and when they went on strike after that for mo-money .. i quit watching basketball .. and haven't watched a game since.
money-grubbing assholes.
it's infuriating that these celebs and athletes are so revered ... and the average person these days are losing their homes, can't pay their bills, can't put food on the table ...
that is why i'm so sick of the "oh yes i give to charity" BS out of the celebs mouths (mostly Brangelina) ... while spending millions on renting estates and buying baby furniture ....who in the fuck needs a 70-room HOUSE????
WHO?
*end of rant for this moment*
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gangsta beyotch ... WESTSIDE!!!!!
That is one of the stupidest lists I have ever seen. You must have to buy your spot on it, otherwise it doesn't make any sense. Although I don't care for her AT ALL, the only one that makes a bit of sense is Oprah.
And I know I don't need to say this, but Angelina is the most ridiculous and disgusting on the list as she is a brunette Paris Hilton who has sold photo shoots of her children to magazines and tabloids for that money (and did a couple of crap violent action movies).
@Raven- I know what you mean. It really pisses me off how these celebrities don't have to pay for a flippin' thing, they get freebies from everywhere. They pay for nothing, yet make TONS of money. And don't get me started on the over paid pro athletes out there always bitching and complaining about more money. Hey, I am all for capitalism, but when the rest of the country in down on its knees I just can't stomach these multi millionaire celebutards and all of their "problems"! Ok, my rant is over with.....I think! : )
Submitted by Kizzy on June 12, 2008 - 9:48am.
Submitted by HEART ANGELINA on June 12, 2008 - 9:45am.
Submitted by Kizzy on June 12, 2008 - 9
YW. Having Angelina at #3, with people who made more listed after her, did make it confusing.
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Yeah it did. Angie makes less than all the people in the top 25.
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C'est pas une habitude, c'est cool, je me sens en vie
Si tu n'en as pas, tu es de l'autre côté
A list of assholes.
Life is so unfair.
"I think my mask of sanity is about to slip."
Submitted by HEART ANGELINA on June 12, 2008 - 9:45am.
Submitted by Kizzy on June 12, 2008 - 9
YW. Having Angelina at #3, with people who made more listed after her, did make it confusing.
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Submitted by Kizzy on June 12, 2008 - 9:39am.
Oh. See I thought they just crunched numbers. Now this list makes a little more sense. Thanks for explaining.
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C'est pas une habitude, c'est cool, je me sens en vie
Si tu n'en as pas, tu es de l'autre côté
and I just read on Yahoo that food prices are going to take two years to stablize. jesus christ.
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Cause your mouth's writing checks that your ass can't cash.
Submitted by devilgirl on June 12, 2008 - 7:35am.
i SO agree with you!!
why can't our military, teachers, nurses, policemen, firemen make this kind of money? it's pathetic the kind of money hollyweird throws around and for what .. to make a freaking movie or to screw another celebutard?
i get so fired up about this ... the money spent to make some of these dumbass movies .. when the average person can't afford to put gas in their car or feed their children (thank you Bush-twat).
it's very very wrong and backwards.
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gangsta beyotch ... WESTSIDE!!!!!
"Secret Original, I think this is their total assets, not what they pulled in last year, but I may be wrong."
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I was hoping you were right, Green Is Good, but I checked the Forbes site: "Earnings estimates are for June 2007 to June 2008."
Submitted by HEART ANGELINA on June 12, 2008 - 9:32am
Forbes has been comprising their list of the most rich and powerful since forever. It's not just based on money, or fame, but the influence that person has. It's about power.
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"His name is not 'fat shit cat,' it's Meatball...and he's eating your crab cakes."
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I really am stupid because it isn't a typo. I don't get the list at all. It's a stupid list to begin with and frankly, I resent like hell that I have to budget my gas milage daily while these fools are making millions. God, I really do need some coffee and maybe a valium!
Submitted by devilgirl on June 12, 2008 - 9:29am.
No thats correct. I think this list is by fame. Its so confusing. I wish they would just stick with numbers.
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C'est pas une habitude, c'est cool, je me sens en vie
Si tu n'en as pas, tu es de l'autre côté
Submitted by Miss Priss on June 12, 2008 - 8:25am.
Meh
How much is a gallon of gas today?
Can I afford it?
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Ain't THAT the truth. Mr. Green actually avoids Delaware's route 1 in favor of local road 13 because 1 is a fucking toll road AND they've upped the tolls!
Me? I actually got my bike out for short hops.
you know a lot of hwores on that list are looking at angelina's "paltry" $14 milly and wondering how she got #3. actually... I am wondering that myself? I mean she has kept brad's balls in various purses and jars but I didn't know forbes was impressed by that?
@The vinyl villager- I think it is a typo, I think she make $140mil. I could be wrong though.
I don't get this list at all. If its by fame, yes, I get it. However by money, I don't get at all. Glad to see Angie at number 3.
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C'est pas une habitude, c'est cool, je me sens en vie
Si tu n'en as pas, tu es de l'autre côté
Not a fan of hers. I saw her personals ID on wealthy men for beautiful women site """"W e a l t h yR o m a n c e.c o m"""""" last week. What is she looking for on that site?
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who cares, jen aniston still made more than either angie or brad. :P well more than the two of them separately.
Pathetic Humans- Prepare to write down the recipe!
@Stock Brokerlina- LMAO! 2 funny.
hahahhahhhaha
where's Shitney?
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Excuse my manners
Not a fan of hers. I saw her personals ID on wealthy men for beautiful women site """"W e a l t h yR o m a n c e.c o m"""""" last week. What is she looking for on that site?
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The Police were my favourite band when I was younger. BUT it pisses me off to no end when these rich buggers reunite "for the fans" who they then gouge.
Most of this list belongs on the bus.
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I'm sort of shy, and I'm not much of a talker, but if you poke me I'll probably rustle up a sentence or two.
Angelina makes money selling photos to the paparazzi.