Thursday, June 12th 2008
HoHan With A Bump
I really hope this baby gets SamRo's black roots and HoHan's glowing sand paper skin. It would be such a beauty. No, HoHan isn't knocked up with SamRo's love child and it isn't coke bloat. HoHan is wearing a Katie Holmes bump for her new movie. She's also picking her ass while holding a big box of cookies. Multitasker!
In other HoHan news, she's reportedly telling friends that her relationship with SamRo has calmed her down. She's quoted as saying, “She’s an amazing friend. I can have a great time just having a quiet meal with her. I feel like I don’t need anything else.” She's forgetting the moustache ride. A quiet meal and a moustache ride. That's all you really need in life!
Splash, Wenn
She looks so pretty with the dress. I saw her profile on millionaire&celeb dating site ---
-"A f f l u e ntBachelors.com" ----last week. It is said she is dating young billionaire on that site.
That bump becomes her...but I don't think you can get preggers from lesbian juices...
Your face!
She looks good in that dress. Her blog was just seen at millionaire persoanals site
******W e a l t h y L o v I n g. c o m*****last week.
It is said she is already in relationship with a young billionaire on that site now. Is she single now?
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Submitted by Team Valtrex on June 12, 2008 - 4:12pm.
she's a giver... most people just give loose change... edited... she gives disease
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"Come a little bit closer
Hear what I have to say
Just like children sleepin'
We could dream this night away."
Submitted by EveryStrangersEyes on June 12, 2008 - 3:28pm.
funny, usually there's more people "picking" at Hohan's ass
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She's just opening up a spot for the next homeless dude she comes across.
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My life is nothing but a convoluted drinking game.
How did Cisco Adler get a film role? LOL, guess if Linds can anyone can. *sigh*
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funny, usually there's more people "picking" at Hohan's ass
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"Come a little bit closer
Hear what I have to say
Just like children sleepin'
We could dream this night away."
No wonder she was wearing that corset. She's got more than a muffin top there...
She probably needs an industrial strength iron girdle to keep all that inside a garment.
Box is clearly high carb.
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" I can have a great time just having a quiet meal with her. I feel like I don’t need anything else.” = We like to stay home and munch carpets.
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Ok the dude eating the doritos in the one thumbnail is pretty fucking funny. Love his expression!
That quote still doesn't really prove she's a lesbo. I remain skeptical about those two.
Submitted by EveryStrangersEyes on June 12, 2008 - 11:09am.
OT: i guess random people laying on top of you can be qualified as friends, i don't know, it's a thin line... speaking of lines... wait, i could go on and on
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LMAO!! Dr. Pepper on my keyboard!!
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Hohan has a job again?? So, when did hell freeze over??
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Gary Busey is a poet too?? Now, that's a real man!!
snacking on snatch has done wonders for lilo...
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sexy motherfucker...
Submitted by thatsok on June 12, 2008 - 11:28am.
She is such a cuttie.
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Sorry hun - you gotta typo there...it's spelled C-U-N-T.
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Let's PartAY! Everyone got their seatbelt on?
Lean Like A Chola!
I'm Back, Beechez! WHASHOWT!
ah... domestic bliss... and cookies...
Hohan always has a "bump"... they're just not her pants
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"Come a little bit closer
Hear what I have to say
Just like children sleepin'
We could dream this night away."
Is this ho really holding a bottle of sunblock? Who is she kidding? We all know that's just for show.
Ha ha...I love the ole' mustache ride myself (from a dude, just personal preference), but if my man is too scruffy, I say "Quit it, dammit! Use your thumb or something!"
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If you don't leave so I can spend some quality time with my man, next I'll show you my pooter.
Submitted by Mrs.Kravitz on June 12, 2008 - 12:01pm.
love that flick!!
OT: i guess random people laying on top of you can be qualified as friends, i don't know, it's a thin line... speaking of lines... wait, i could go on and on
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"Come a little bit closer
Hear what I have to say
Just like children sleepin'
We could dream this night away."
Look at them oatmeal knees! LMAO
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Submitted by ChubbyWubby on June 12, 2008 - 11:42am.
I need to go to Hollywood and get a job. If all these talentless skanks can do it, so can I..
California here I come!
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No kidding! I just wish I had discovered this grain of truth while I wasin my twenties.
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The blonde on the right looks like she is strenuously trying not to burst out laughing at HoHan!
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I didn’t say that it was your fault – I said that I was going to blame you.
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If she don't quit squinting her eyes like that, she'll regret it Very Soon.. She'll have major lines and wrinkles on her forehead..
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I'm a soldier, I done told ya, don't Make me Fuck you up! Leave your head bust, I'm a head busta, man, I don't give a Fuck!
Submitted by EveryStrangersEyes on June 12, 2008 - 8:56am.
"telling friends"?!... Hohan has friends?
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Reminds me of "Throw Momma fron the Train"
Momma: Who the HELL are you?
Larry: I'm Owen's friend.
Momma: Owen doesn't have a friend!
Larry: That's because he's shy.
Momma: No he's not. He's fat and he's stupid!
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Don't get saucy with me, Bernaise.
Unwed, pregnant & broke. Art will imitate life.
She's also holding sunscreen MK. I guess she prefers Mystic orange color and not golden brown.
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PC Load Letter"? What the fuck does that mean?~ Michael Bolton, Office Space.
"telling friends"?!... Hohan has friends?
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"Come a little bit closer
Hear what I have to say
Just like children sleepin'
We could dream this night away."
I loathe her too. I don't understand people who defend her, or say "She'd be pretty if..."
She's a fugly untalented slag, and was never pretty, ever.
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"This cunt from cuntville really needs to be put on a cunt filter." - MK, 6/11/08
Ugh. Why do people still let her make movies? She hasn't had a hit film in YEARS and she was never that great of an actress to begin with. Any female with the ability to speak and walk could have played her role in "Mean Girls".
I LOATHE the Lohan.
I agree Nitty! Hohan screams a lot, to "show" how sexy she is in the sack...
DeeDee, is that your Hubby in your avie? hehehehhee
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“I’m planning on making country (music) for the rest of my life, and I don’t want to go back to that other world.”
-Jessica Simpson
@DD...bwhahahaha! Something tells me these two are anything but quiet during "that" meal.
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Don't worry, it's a thinking man's game.
LMAO at moustache ride MK! Maybe the quiet meal is the moustache ride.
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PC Load Letter"? What the fuck does that mean?~ Michael Bolton, Office Space.
She needs to stop scrunching her face like that. it's ugly and she'll get more wrinkles than she already has.
I agree. She's DONE. No one cares about her movies.
I go so back and forth about her body....great tits, but weird legs....sometimes she looks amazing in clothes, but most of the time she looks bad.
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“I’m planning on making country (music) for the rest of my life, and I don’t want to go back to that other world.”
-Jessica Simpson
Mk Where do you come up with such craziness?! lol
"the moustache ride"!!!!!!!!! LMAO
That pic is hysterical! There's like three different hands roaming around her ass.
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Don't worry, it's a thinking man's game.
Who on earth even goes to see any movie that HoHan is in? Teenagers don't like her, she has no appeal in the adult world either. I don't know that many men who like her, so who is going to her movies? Isn't she what they term as box office poison?
That photo should be used as a poster for Planned Parenthood.
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I need to go to Hollywood and get a job. If all these talentless skanks can do it, so can I..
California here I come!
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"Money is the magic wand that turns many a frog into a prince" - ChubbyWubby
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