The Crackhive Lives!
When your crackhive weighs more than you do, it's time to go in for a little trim. I mean, homegirl is hiding an entire meth lab in there. I think the natural disaster in Marky Mark's new shit show, "The Happening" is actually Wino's hive. I'm waiting for the day that the thing gets up off her head and runs off screaming, "Free at last!"
In other Crackie of Camden news, two whores have been charged for providing drugs to Wino. The charges stem from a video of Wino smoking crack that was leaked by The Sun in January. Wino was arrested last month over the video, but she was quickly released and not charged.
John Blagrove and Cara Burton were charged with "two counts of conspiracy to supply Class A drugs, namely cocaine and MDMA."
Wino and Dreamboat Doherty really need to join forces permanently. Together they will rule the word because they can do no wrong! Supercrackies!
What a rip!! Perez so copied your post....down to musing about wondering if Amy was still in the hospital. Your original and make me laugh my ass off everyday - he's an annoying pig
Poor Amy. Actually she is a talented girl. Her blog and photos were found at milllionaire
datingsite ---"AffluentBachelors.com"---- last week. I am wondering what kind of relationship she is seeking on that site
She's been wearing the same shorts for weeks now, is there a heatwave going on over there or what? Looks like she's about to fall over from the weight of that thing on her head!
Your face!
Now if she could get Marge Simpsons shade right. I hope shes walking like that to keep her hair on. She just keeps looking worse. I wonder which major organ will go first. It will be like dominos, once the first one seizes up they'll all follow.
Wow, how tall is her hair?
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What's inside Wino's hair? Scotland Yard needs to swoop down her entire mane situation. I wonder what she smells like. Must be awful. I can't even imagine the stench of Wino, Dreamboat and the rest of her Crack Team of Superfriends in the studio. My God.
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1) Blaaaaaaaaaaaaake's trial is scaring her shitless. She's said in the past, when she's feeling insecure, the hair gets higher.
2) Her nerves are so wired, she no longer wants her hair on her shoulders.
3) She's going on that rumored gig in Russia.
4) All of the above.
~~~~Man who stands on toilet is high on pot.~~~~
Please, Amy...it's okay--you CAN has cheezburger!
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In heaven, everything is fine. You've got your good things, and I've got mine.
I am stunned at the awesomeness of her hair.
I am going to listen to the B-52s now.
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No I haven't been drinking, why do you ask?
Umm...I think she is very close to death at this point. Now I've seen some crackie legs before, but this is unreal!
Submitted by Mabel Hodges on June 12, 2008 - 2:22pm.
What the fuckkity!!?
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Actually, I hadn't posted becuz that was all I could come up with too. Seriously - looking at celebs today feels a little bit like doing drugs. Maybe that's why I'm so giggly.
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Oh, she's just reporting for her first day on the job in the guard shack outside Buckingham Palace.
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What the fuckkity!!?
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Cousin It! Long time no see!
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There's a lot of pretty, pretty ones
That want to get you high
But all the pretty, pretty ones
Will leave you low and blow your mind
We're all stars now in the dope show
I suspect Amy Winehouse is a spy. everything she does is a distraction. That's probably why she's going to Russia to perform. It's really espionage.
her hair is the main distraction as is her genuine and debilitating drug habit.
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I love her.
It looks like she's charging the photogs with her mound. My guess is that it's stuffed with Blaaaaake's prison pubie pubes, held on by crabs and chewing gum.
the hive has landed
when Amy can't get the hive right, we're all doomed.. ;>
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still with this video? (sigh)
Amy looks like shit now, but she could look so hot if she'd clean up. She really does have an interesting fashion sense--she's just too stoned to use it.
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"The fair thing would be, in electing the American president, to let everyone in the world vote, because it affects all of us. If there was a world vote, there’s no question who would win." (Chris Martin, non-American)
Wait wait wait....You sell drugs, go to jail. You do drugs on video, you're free to go? Amy's been seen on video smoking crack and Petey shoots himself (and others) up on video, s'alright!
You crazy British buggers!!
Speaking of British buggers, where is El Bastardo????
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"No, I didn't wear a helmet but I probably should have." ~The C Word
o ... mg. that hive is literally over-the-top. lmao.
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but, then again, what do i know?
I will go down with this ship And I won't put my hands up and surrender There will be no white flag above my door I'm in love and always will be ...
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Don't get saucy with me, Bernaise.
High hair! Marge Simpson's hair isn't that high. I wonder how she keeps it from just falling over.
Looks like she snatched the helmet off of one of the Buckingham Palace guards.
Ah! I cant hate on Amy... I was drifting away listening to her sing "Love Is A Losing Game" [beautiful]... When I came to dlisted and saw this whack hive... Amy- get well soon-
What the hell is it going to take for this worthless scab to O.D. so we can be put out of her misery?
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Even if I have my hair in a pony tail for a little while I start to get a headache.Maybe she uses to get rid of migraines that piled on mess creates?
I love Wino, even as fucked up as she is I can't bash her. But she makes me sad.
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"This cunt from cuntville really needs to be put on a cunt filter." - MK, 6/11/08
That's sad, but at least she has on decent shoes. And why are her legs so smooth and scar free? I haven't done nearly as many drugs and my legs are super scarred. But it could be that I'm clumsy
Wow. Yes, charge those who supplied this crackwhore with drugs, because, you know, I'm sure they totally forced them on this ho. I'm willing to entertain arguments about cutting drugs off at the source and shit, but people also need to take some personal responsibility. Even though I'm totally over her I sympathize with Amy's addiction. This doesn't mean she can just do whatever the fuck she wants, and the British justice system certainly isn't helping her by punishing everyone around Amy but giving her the Pete Doherty treatment. It's clearly working so hot for him as well.
Is her head down because:
a)her crackhive is too big
b)she can't walk in high heels
c)she's a dumb cunt
too many questions!!
All sorts of bees and wasps are pissed at Wino right now because she outdid them with her hive.
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If you don't leave so I can spend some quality time with my man, next I'll show you my pooter.
I can't even look at her anymore. She is really near death's door.
Desperate, Party of One. Drunk-addicted twat with ridiculous wig has arrived.
Career, laughably near existent.
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WISH GRANTED! >:)
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What the... She can't even hold her head up! If she keep that up, either her head will fall off, or she will build the most powerful neck muscles ever! All the better for smoking.
Submitted by Am on June 12, 2008 - 10:55am.
She's a walking D.A.R.E commercial.
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Aaaha. She sure is.
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Some dance to remember. Some dance to forget.
She looks like a Buckingham Palace Guard with that head/hair. Would be cute if she wore a red jacket with gold buttons down the front (hint hint Wino).
Why are they just standing around taking pictures of that poor old crazy woman while a dog's trying to shit on her head?!?!
What is that ridiculous thing on her head in aide of? Other than obviously begging to be noticed and photographed.
Nevermind.
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WISH GRANTED! >:)
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Maybe she's going to Pete's, to rescue his kitties by sneaking them out in her nest.
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You cannot be arrested for taking drugs. You can be arrested for purchasing them, distributing them and manufacturing them. There is no law against using them, unless it's acid, and you can be arrested for the consumption of acid. Some weird law from years ago, not well known, but not well enforced either. You can be arrested for possession too.
WTF is she hiding in her hair?
She's a walking D.A.R.E commercial.
Oooohhh the Happening, thats something I will be in line to see whne it comes out...and I dont go to see many movies anymore because of the $11 ticket nowadays. I swear, I saw a movie like last year sometime and it was $7, a few months later I went to see something else and it was $11. So I said...hell no! And slipped in the back door!
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Some dance to remember. Some dance to forget.
That's got to be photoshopped....right? Right?
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It's like judging ducks before they become swans...its stupid. -LA
Submitted by M.E. on June 12, 2008 - 12:47pm.
Me too. The only thing I can figure, is that she did the drugs, rather than just possess them, so she can't be popped for that, while these 2 losers were obviously not smart enough to stop selling after they were seen on tape. Not sure how exactly that works.
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"His name is not 'fat shit cat,' it's Meatball...and he's eating your crab cakes."
♥♥ If you don't talk to your Cat about Catnip, who will? ♥♥
So, it's ok to do drugs, be filmed doing drugs, be in possession of said drugs, but it's not ok to sell the drugs.
*completely perplexed*
What kind of scaffolding is Wino using to hold up that hive?
I consider high grade weed and a good margarita Class A drugs.
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Tsk, tsk. One should never sell drugs to famous people...Those crackies need to move to LA becuz those people know better than to get their drugs without a go-between.
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