Clothes For Crazy People!
Christian Audigier of Ed Hardy loves giving tacky ass clothing lines to crazy people! There was rumors he was going to work with Brit Brit on a t-shirt line and now he's in clothing line talks with the Queen of Crazy herself, Jacko! And no, they aren't putting out a line of straitjackets.
A source told Life & Style, “It’s still in the developing stages, but it’s going to be big. This will be a major comeback for Michael. He’s dedicating a lot of his time and money to this venture.”
What money?! He probably got a loan from Bubbles, but vendors aren't going to like it when he tries to pay in bananas.
What the hell kind of fugly ass shit is he going to design anyway? Military pants with easy access holes and special pockets to hold your Jesus Juice? "Don't Tell Anyone" t-shirts and underoos? Not right.
Michael's clothes will be amazing!
THAT'S RIGHT MJ SHOW THE WORLD HOW GREAT YOU ARE!
THE KING IS BACK FOREVER!!!!
So you ignorant haters can shut the hell up!!
Kid toucher with skeleton nose. Go away.
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This is so wrong on so many levels, I don't know where to begin.
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Like most MJ projects, this too will end in a courtroom.
And can we please not call MJ's return to the public eye as a 'comeback'...it sort of makes me puke a litte.
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No I haven't been drinking, why do you ask?
its probably a line of boys undies with a tearaway fly...
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Michael is getting tacky in his old age!
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Honestly, this girl needs to dig a hole and stick her head in it.
She has no intelligence, no class, no beauty, no charm NOTHING doing for her.
Submitted by Lucy Goosey on Rumor Willis
Maybe a t-shirt with "Dick before Dishonor" would be a good MJ fashion. Perhaps MJ is going to be designing the new children's line of fashion?
This crap may be popular at the moment, but congratulations to him for getting people to pay $80 for an ugly ass trucker's cap! Yuk!
I hate that Ed Hardy shit. It is basically just tacky, over-priced glorified jizz rags. That's why all those used-up whores like Britney and Madonna wear it. Jacko's just the cherry on top of this sad attempt of a clothing line. I know it is v. successful, but why does anyone like this guy's stuff? I mean, we have Christian Audigier to thank for the trucker hat trend. I think it's pretty obvious that he has no sense of class or style.
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Now we know who drives the crazy train! Yay! Where can I buy a ticket?
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Lean Like A Chola
Douches of a feather...
I'm so pissed off! I went looking for some Ed Hardy crap in my local charity store the other day - NONE! I told the bitches there that they better get their friggin act together if they want to keep my business.
There's an Ed Hardy store in Noosa so next time I have a soft serve strawberry ice cream on a hot day, I'll pop in there and see what I can pick up.
How many times have we heard that line in the last five years? "This is Mike's big comeback" The closest Micheal Jackson ever came to making a "big comeback" was that child molestation trial.
*****"Don't have sex, because you will get pregnant and die. Don't have sex in the missionary position, don't have sex standing up, just don't do it, OK, promise? OK, now everybody take some rubbers."*****
Submitted by LOVE CARROTTOP on June 12, 2008 - 11:10am.
Here are some choices from a thesaurus:
absurd, amok, bananas, bats in the belfry, batty, bizarre, bonkers, cockamamie, cracked, crackpot, cuckoo, daffy, daft, demented, dotty, erratic, fanatical, flaky, foolish, gaga, goofy, harebrained, haywire, inane, insane, loco, loony, lunatic, mad, maniac, meshuga, meshugga, nuts, preposterous, psycho, senseless, silly, strange, touched, unbalanced, wacky, weird.
I agree that none of them do the job.
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I didn’t say that it was your fault – I said that I was going to blame you.
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i'm soo buying anything he comes up with.... what?!.. i dig shoulder pads
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Hear what I have to say
Just like children sleepin'
We could dream this night away."
Don't hold your breath. I am still waiting for the Hurricane Katrina charity CD which is coming out any day now, he is just finishing work on some of the tracks.
I don't think it'll do well, and before you know it you'll find the boys pants half off.
Surgical masks with tacky dragons and chola font printed on them! It's about time.
When are his relatives I mean the aliens coming back to pick his ass up? He has over stayed his welcome.
I'm sure his line of clothing will include see through overalls only available in child sizes.
Isn't Jacko in Vegas working on a show for one of the bigger casinos? I like the Ed Hardy line, own a few t's, etc myself, but his C.A and Smet lines suck. Guys that wear them always look a little light in the loafers to me. Perfect for Jacko I guess.
Off topic- I have the cutest dog in the world!
Kind of fucking sad to see a once great entertainer go to shit in a hand bucket. Wait, they all do over time - my bad.
christian audigier better not put any of his own money up for this because he will lose it. if wacko ever gets around to 'designing' anything it will be about how he (wacko) is being worship by nubile young boys as he frolicks with zoo critters and jesus juice rains from the sky.
What's one step further than crazy? Jacko is WAY past crazy but I can't think of a word in all of English that would justify it.
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Love Carrottopelina.
Wacko Jacko is only a few sequins short of being Liberace.
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Each outfit will come with a non-disclosure and nonsuit agreement to be signed by the parents underage buyers.
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I didn’t say that it was your fault – I said that I was going to blame you.
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