Say Prune!
A friend of twin trolls, Ash and MK, claim they say the word "prune" while getting their picture taken to achieve the perfect pout.
Another source could not confirm this explosive new tidbit of information. They told OK! (via MSNBC), “It could be true (that they say prune) but unfortunately I can't say — they like to keep their personal lives personal. They do care about their smiles though. Mary-Kate has slightly thinner lips and more of a playful grin, while Ashley tends to go for a full-on pout. It has been the obv(ious) way to tell them apart for years.”
They probably chose the word prune because that's the only thing they eat all day. The source could have also heard wrong. They were really saying the word "poo" because their laxatives were starting to kick in.
For you Dlisters, try "cruuude." Surfers, "duuude." Stoners and porners, "luuude."
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They are both so hot.I love them.I saw Ash"s profile on millionaire&celeb dating site ---
-"A f f l u e ntBachelors.com" ----last week. It is said she is dating young billionaire on that site.
Maybe I'm the only dung buyer but I feel sorry for these girls and parents who pimp their kids out from the getgo should be drowned in strawberry shortcake flavored jello brand gelatin.
Yes. I went there.
The way to tell them apart is one always looks haggard.
Submitted by funsten beewaxer on June 13, 2008 - 12:10am.
Momus
that's what twins do; twinship is the perfect breeding ground for narcissism. usually the identical ones.
some twins are even creepier -- there is a set of welsh twins (black girls) who were so tightly wound up in one another that they communicated in a language only they could understand.
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Momus
that's what twins do; twinship is the perfect breeding ground for narcissism. usually the identical ones.
some twins are even creepier -- there is a set of welsh twins (black girls) who were so tightly wound up in one another that they communicated in a language only they could understand. when they hit puberty and one of them got more attention from boys than the other they began to attack one another, break into people's houses, steal and set things on fire. when last heard of they were in separate cells in a secure facility. uncommunicative.
and often the older twin will try eventually to destroy the younger twin, seeing it as an interloper and rival. which is the elder twin here?
they can say whatever the fuck they want, they still aint sexy.
not in this lifetime, ladies.
They want so much attention that someone would make up something stupid like that. I suppose their eating disorders don't make them "famous" enough these days. And yes prunes help you shit...no shit..(and no pun intended!)
Your face!
Those girls look lost. Absolutely lost. They might be rich and even famous but for what REAL price? Pitiful and SICK what some parents do to their children.
On the upside. At least they have each other.
Frankly my dears, they look like they are making a Diddy stank face.
What kind of fuckery are we?? You know every fucking Dlister is going to be saying that shit before we take pictures.
*Guiltily hides cell phone with new pics of herself with a mush mouth*
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I'm soooooo going to try that next time someone takes my picture...
thats not a pout, it looks like a full-fledged fish face. I love ashley's style though...mary kate...not so much...
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Submitted by Lucy Goosey on June 12, 2008 - 7:06pm.
Exactly what is the appeal of these two? They dress shabbily and contribute nothing to society.
Haha.
That hasn't stopped about 90 percent of todays so-called celebs.
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These kinds of plans some stars have for how to smile/pout for the camera are so contrived. I miss their "So Little Time" days when they dressed cute and didn't try so hard.
Are you sure they don't say, "You got it duuude".
Exactly what is the appeal of these two? They dress shabbily and contribute nothing to society.
I, for one, am tired of their existence.
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She looks beautiful. &&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&& I saw her profile on dating site "W e a l t h y L o v I n g . c o m " last week. It is said she is dating young billionaire on that site.
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What happened to just smiling for a picture?
Oh please. They're saying "We'reRicherThanYoooouuuuuu"
~*~Hello, my baby! Hello, my honey! Hello, my ragtime gal....~*~
Hahahaha I totally tried it in the mirror. I looked like a prick.
Ashley is growing on me.
Mary Kate, not so much.
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Don't get saucy with me, Bernaise.
"A friend of twin trolls, Ash and MK, claim they say the word "prune" while getting their picture taken to achieve the perfect pout."
I figured they used butt plugs...
I thought I saw to achieve the perfect picture mouth that models are supposed to be snapped when saying "Thursday" slowly. Jennifer Saunders did a comic skit on it and said she'd heard it hundreds of times from models like Naomi.
I still say they look like little monkeys. Their "prune" faces are moronic. However, I have seen them smiling and I'm not sure it's an improvement. Do we have a third option - or are we just stuck looking at their simpering simian groove forever?
Smooches!
Deevs
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I put the F-U in Fun.
Submitted by Caladonia on June 13, 2008 - 3:29am.
Ugh, the Olson bitches give me cramps
OT: Fucking_Classy, is that Asia Argento in your avvie? I hope so! I love that crazy bitch!
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Yup, it's her in one of my favorite Dario Argento movies, "La Sindrome di Stendhal".
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"I think my mask of sanity is about to slip."
I used to never be able to tell them apart. but lately I just look for the one about to collapse. that will be mary kate.
Oh my god, this reminds me of this girl that was in my dorm and she walked around making that pouty face all the time. I think she did it so much that it was a habit. Sometimes you would see her and she wouldn't be making the pout. And her roommate said she didn't do it in her sleep.
It's a tie between "puke" and "poo", because you know they do both about 50 times a day.
LOL. I have to try that. Whether the Olsens do it or not that shit sounds like it would give the perfect pout.
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Ce n'est pas une habitude; c'est cool.
Je me sens vivant.
Si vous ne l'avez pas, vous etes sur l'autre côte.
“Foooooooood...”
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I'm sort of shy, and I'm not much of a talker, but if you poke me I'll probably rustle up a sentence or two.
They're saying "oooo" just before the "ahhhh"
why do they always look surprised?
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Hear what I have to say
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Okay so we all did say prune when we read this post right? We did and we're a little dumber for it, but you know at the bar with a little added wink wink I'm sure I'll go home with somebody.
These two twits are priceless though. Love me some MKAsh.
I tried the megan fox pout and the twins pout and I think I look retarded I have pictures to prove it, yep I took the pictures to see how bad I looked I cannot imagine why anyone would pout like them!
its looks bad on everyone sorry
Frankly my dear, I don't give a Damn!! "Rhett Butler"
Prune? That sounds like words of advice they got when they were twelve, and they've just stuck with it since. I read about this at celebrityprayerlist.com too.
I still can't tells these bitches apart. "One has thinner lips", uh, sure, I guess...
When I pose for the arranged photo shoots of the outings with my children i say "loone" not "prune".
Submitted by Stoney on June 12, 2008 - 2:23pm.
I hate that I just "pruned" into my compact.
*leaves thread in cloak of shame*
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Just for you I tried it too. With my 7/8ths more lipspan (or whateverthefuck) I look like I have cocksucker's cramp.
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Ugh, the Olson bitches give me cramps
OT: Fucking_Classy, is that Asia Argento in your avvie? I hope so! I love that crazy bitch!
O no way! They said things too?!? Dayum. And such stupid things...
I thought it was illegal to put freaks on display...? I guess, tho, that it's ok if they are sound mind and can sign a contract - or can just sign is good, too, I guess...
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Submitted by Stoney on June 12, 2008 - 3:23pm.
I hate that I just "pruned" into my compact.
*leaves thread in cloak of shame*
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I've been doing it for the last 5 minutes.
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Submitted by Stoney on June 12, 2008 - 3:23pm.
^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^Glad you brought your old av back!!!
I love it,but who is it?
SJP?
I hate that I just "pruned" into my compact.
*leaves thread in cloak of shame*
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It's like judging ducks before they become swans...its stupid. -HA
I'll bet Bret Michaels says "Prune" too. Not just for the pout, also because he probably eats them to help his "regularity"...
They are beautiful to me, thats one of the most narrcissitc(sp) self centered statements ive heard. My lips are 2/13 of an inch thinner so I smile more and you pout more.
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Some dance to remember. Some dance to forget.
How. Fucking. Pathetic.
"I think my mask of sanity is about to slip."
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Madam s. on June 6, 2008 - 9:18am.
Okay. I am going to try and control my language here, because I don't want to expose the depths of my filthy trucker mouth....
Submitted by zomay on June 12, 2008 - 3:01pm.
No, they said "Puuuke".
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hahahahaaaaaa........
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To Wong Foo - Thanks for everything.
Love Carrottopelina.
ROFLMAO!!!
NO word of a lie:
I spit my coffee all over my fucking computer when the page refreshed and there was Ashley getting goosed by Mary Kate!!!! OMFG which made me laugh even more because spitting your coffee is something you read about - not something you DO!
Thanks you nasty skanks! I don't hate you nearly so much anymore now that we have this fond memory:)
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