Thursday, June 12th 2008
Ho Shoes For Your Baby!
Shauna Sand is kicking herself with her own exquisite lucite heels for not coming up with this mess! Some bitches have come out with high heels for your baby tranny! Heelarious High Heels are "extremely funny, completely soft, fully functional high heel crib shoes" that come in only one size (0-6 months).
You know, maybe this isn't such a bad idea. Train your prostitot to walk in these things and then buy her one of those pole dancing toys. With just a few hours of practice a day, she'll be ready to work the clubs full-time. After a few weeks, you can quit your job, stay home and watch Maury while your baby pays the bills.
Seriously, this shit is not "heelarious."
Thanks Jodie
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I can't believe that I can not stop laughing about these. My sensibilities have plummeted to a new low. And Nanners is SO right... they look exactly like Smurfette's hooker shoes!
I really think these, though real, are intended for joke purposes only.
I wonder if those would fit on my dog's paws....
And we wonder why girls make 'sex tapes' to get their big break. This is fuckin disgusting and people who dress their child like minitutes should be jailed for child abuse.
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They're not even cute. Uglier than hell. I pity the child whose parents go for this shit.
That is REVOLTING with a capital "R"!!!!!!
Yeah, geeee, can't figure out just where the GD pedofiles are coming from...........yeah some of the GD parents do everything they can to sexualize BABIES!!!!!! Some people are so sick.
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If my semi-granddaughter showed up in these, I'd rip them off her feet, then snatch her mama bald.
This shit should be illegal. No ho'ing for chirren: that should be a law. No tranny shoes and no House of Dereon.
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HAHAHAHAHAH
what fucking stoners created this shit...."maaan, wouldn't that be fuckin funny if little babies walked around in high heels??"
Utterly disgusting, tasteless, and tacky.
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LMAO @ prostitot.
That's now added to my vocabulary. Thanks, MK!!
Oh Hell, I'd buy a Satan dress. The devil would make me do it! : ) I know it;s satin.
The white trash who buys these types of shoes are the same women who go on eBay and try to sell their "high hill" shoes. I swear, I've seen people spell it that way on there. Also, if you type "sequence" a million dresses and crap will come up that have sequins on them. I'm not a spelling Nazi but I can't deal with that level of stupidity. Oh yeah, they also sell "satan" dresses.
@Luna Chick- I told ya so! I wouldn't lie about something so ate the f up!
Amazing isn't it? Can you imagine what kind of sicko's have bought those for their babies thinking that it's cute! Trust me, there are those types out there .
Where are the 'tip-jar/lucite heels' to complete the collection? I guess if you're going to pimp your kid out--
Submitted by devilgirl on June 12, 2008 - 5:07pm.
@Migraineuse- They already have those.
I had to look it up, to see if some sicko actually made a penis pacifier - this is sick, even if it's meant to be a joke for a bachelorette party:
http://www.bachelorette.com/penispacifiers.html
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You know Hohan wanted to come out with a legging line for tots until somebody told her that girls that young don't need knee pads.
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Submitted by kdracofan on June 12, 2008 - 5:01pm.
"The world is coming to an end, isn't it?"
Yes, it is.
*sigh*
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"There are nights when the wolves are silent and only the moon howls."
Nice! Sounds like a plan. Working sucks.
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Soon on the market there will be some brazilian wax kits for babies, breast implants and condoms with milk taste...
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WTF??? Did we learn nothing from the House of Dereon??? Geez! Our children are NOT prostitutes!! Seems like these people need some time in the Romper Room dammit! This kind of shit pisses me off!
I saw their banner ad on Drunken Stepfather.
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Submitted by Pernicious on June 12, 2008 - 4:47pm.
Well, at least La Paquena and Goddess Bunny won't have to suffer for their art anymore.
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Hahaha, Pernicious....you knid, you! that's pretty funny.
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ugh. whatever happened to the beauty of innocence? It seems the thing to do is to push our babies into adulthood before they can even understand the concepts of consequences and responsibility
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Well, at least La Paquena and Goddess Bunny won't have to suffer for their art anymore.
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LIAR!
Submitted by kdracofan on June 12, 2008 - 5:38pm.
Orly: Promise me not to get too lost ok!?
I have to go now...chat with you soon!
:)
(thanks for the laughter)
>>>> You know it girl & promise.
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Orly: Promise me not to get too lost ok!?
I have to go now...chat with you soon!
:)
(thanks for the laughter)
What the hell?
What's next: a stripper pole for the crib with mirror ball over it?
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Submitted by kdracofan on June 12, 2008 - 5:33pm.
ORLY on June 12, 2008 - 5:32pm.
Submitted by kdracofan on June 12, 2008 - 5:28pm.
ORLY: lol...no worries.
And HELL TO THE NO I don't go to the forum anymore. After I got threatened of getting chocked with my own bra strap, I left. LOL
I hear nothing has really changed.
They be some crazy ass white people up in there. They be obsessed with mice and bees. Crazy.
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You ain't right I tell ya' - tisk tisk
........... Girl you know its true. They be crack ass crazy. After so many months they decided that I was some crazy white girl from Conn. then I was some fat white *B* from Florida. The part that pisses me off the most is the FAT part. This girl aint fat, she is PHAT.
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ORLY on June 12, 2008 - 5:32pm.
They be some crazy ass white people up in there. They be obsessed with mice and bees. Crazy.
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*I am laughing so much my tummy hurts.....*
You ain't right I tell ya' - tisk tisk
LMAO......
Submitted by kdracofan on June 12, 2008 - 5:28pm.
ORLY: lol...no worries.
And HELL TO THE NO I don't go to the forum anymore. After I got threatened of getting chocked with my own bra strap, I left. LOL
I hear nothing has really changed.
.... I dont go there no more either.They be some crazy ass white people up in there. They be obsessed with mice and bees. Crazy.
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Mine eyes hath seen the glory of our schizofriend, oh yes, mine eyes hath seen. HA!....."Jizzus Christo"
What is with people marketing their products to entice the attention of pedophiles by sexualizing children...sorry, babies? This is not cute.
What the fuck. This just screams, "future incest survivor." What is wrong with our society? Why do we have to sexualize little children? Everyone I know talks about how kids grow up too fast, but is it really any wonder when we're putting their fucking infant feet into mock high heels? Christ!
"Submitted by MONKEYPOX on June 12, 2008 - 3:17pm."
No I haven't seen it, but mommy wow! I'm a big girl now!
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ORLY: lol...no worries.
And HELL TO THE NO I don't go to the forum anymore. After I got threatened of getting chocked with my own bra strap, I left. LOL
I hear nothing has really changed.
I've know of bad treatment in overseas sweatshops, but making someone do this shit, it's just inhumane.
Wrong in every single level.
Momus- ROFLMAO! I am sure Nicole way on the cutting edge of this. Paris probably is buying them up in anticipation of her devil ho spawn, be it girl or boy!
Submitted by parissucksliterally on June 12, 2008 - 5:02pm.
that is just fucking STUPID and gross.
what's next? Garter belts for toddlers?
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Isn't that part of Beyonce's new kid's collection?
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Submitted by devilgirl on June 12, 2008 - 2:23pm.
Wow. I thought that he stole shoes from Nicole and Katie. I thought that he got his butt-plugs from Beckham (which explains Posh's pug nose).
I learned something new today.
Do you think that Nichole Richie's little Harlot will be wearing these lovely shoes soon?
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In the name of White Oprah, what in the hell kind of sick, pedo society do we live in?
Sad. Whatever happened to goofing around with dressing your baby up in little flower outfits or funny Jessie Raphael glasses?
Those look like Smurfette's fuck-me-pumps.
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Submitted by kdracofan on June 12, 2008 - 5:22pm.
Orly: you ain't right
()()()()()()()()( Lets keep that our secret ok? How you been girl? You still go on the forum?
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Mine eyes hath seen the glory of our schizofriend, oh yes, mine eyes hath seen. HA!....."Jizzus Christo"
Momus, he already steals from Suri. He takes all of her pacifiers for butt plugs, plus he wants his feet bound like a little Asian girls! It reminds him of the days when he was filming the Last Samuri!
Orly: you ain't right
My uncle was once married to a pathetic sperm bank who liked to dress my then 2-year-old cousin in miniskirts and hooker boots and would plaster makeup on the poor girl's face. He's been divorced from that dirty slut for a while now, but I know she sure would've loved these shoes.
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In heaven, everything is fine. You've got your good things, and I've got mine.
My white side hates them, but my black side wants to know where I can get em.
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Mine eyes hath seen the glory of our schizofriend, oh yes, mine eyes hath seen. HA!....."Jizzus Christo"
Submitted by tonicbitch on June 12, 2008 - 4:14pm
Girl, haven't you seen the SNL skit? They already did! Youtube "Pampers Thong"...it is hilarious. This...not so much...
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This isn't even funny. It's not cute. It's just stupid.
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Next they'll be making baby diaper thongs.
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