Thursday, June 12th 2008
Ho Shoes For Your Baby!
Shauna Sand is kicking herself with her own exquisite lucite heels for not coming up with this mess! Some bitches have come out with high heels for your baby tranny! Heelarious High Heels are "extremely funny, completely soft, fully functional high heel crib shoes" that come in only one size (0-6 months).
You know, maybe this isn't such a bad idea. Train your prostitot to walk in these things and then buy her one of those pole dancing toys. With just a few hours of practice a day, she'll be ready to work the clubs full-time. After a few weeks, you can quit your job, stay home and watch Maury while your baby pays the bills.
Seriously, this shit is not "heelarious."
Thanks Jodie
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I didn't know Princess Tiamimamiamadingdong was that creative!
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It's like judging ducks before they become swans...its stupid. -HA
We are not amused.
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Don't get saucy with me, Bernaise.
Wow. Yeah, about bringing kids into this world: no thanks. Not any more. This makes me nauseous/angry/stabby...
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"The difference between stupidity and genius is that genius has its limits"- Albert Einstein
"What's Walmart? Is that where they sell Walls?"- The Plague upon this earth, aka Pussy Hole Hilton
OK . . . now I know what NOT to get my newborn niece . . .
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Gary Busey is a poet too?? Now, that's a real man!!
Submitted by devilgirl on June 12, 2008 - 2:09pm.
Too true. But, he's not going to share! He's selfish. Besides, she needs her own pair in her own size so that "daddy" won't steal them.
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I didn’t say that it was your fault – I said that I was going to blame you.
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Submitted by Momus the Sarcastic on June 12, 2008 - 5:06pm.
Shiloh and Suri are already demanding their pairs.
WHATEVER! I get real LV made for them!
Shi keeps saying they are too small for her, but i tell that privaleged kid it is a damn privalege to have her feet bound by me!
Im giving her culture just like the Japanese women of yester year!
Momus, I think Tommy Boy already has several pairs of his own!
If someone gave me these as a gift at my baby shower, id give em a scully so good they'd transcend space and time as a thanx!
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Some dance to remember. Some dance to forget.
Submitted by devilgirl on June 12, 2008 - 1:07pm.
Dear God. (And I'm not even religious).
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"This cunt from cuntville really needs to be put on a cunt filter." - MK, 6/11/08
@Migraineuse- They already have those. Not meant necessarily for tots, but they have them at sex shops and babies could use then. I even heard some sick fuck joking to his ho/wife that they should get one for the baby. No joke!
Submitted by Migraineuse on June 12, 2008 - 2:04pm.
What's next? A penis-shaped pacifier?
It's never too early to train your prostitot for her future career!
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no shit!
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“Pamela and the kids have moved in with me. It’s awesome, man. It’s definitely working. We’ve only given it a try 800 times — 801, here we go"
-Tommy Lee
Shiloh and Suri are already demanding their pairs.
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I didn’t say that it was your fault – I said that I was going to blame you.
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Okay I just wanna say that if I end up having a baby girl and someone gave these to me as a baby gift, I'd punch them.
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A worthy cause: http://dogsindanger.com/ or http://hua.org/
This is what happens to a society that fucks with Strawberry Shortcake.
We're all doomed! Doomed, I tell you!
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"This cunt from cuntville really needs to be put on a cunt filter." - MK, 6/11/08
Not that foot binding shit again.
What's next? A penis-shaped pacifier?
It's never too early to train your prostitot for her future career!
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"This cunt from cuntville really needs to be put on a cunt filter." - MK, 6/11/08
Oh goddammit! This is so not funny.
I am sending a layette to Brad and Angie, complete with these charmers! Really, now babies have to look like street walkin' ho's from the strip. Isn't anything sacred?
that is just fucking STUPID and gross.
what's next? Garter belts for toddlers?
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“Pamela and the kids have moved in with me. It’s awesome, man. It’s definitely working. We’ve only given it a try 800 times — 801, here we go"
-Tommy Lee
Gag me with a spoon,but I thin this is really cute!
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Some dance to remember. Some dance to forget.
The world is coming to an end, isn't it?
What is this cRap!?