Thursday, June 12th 2008
Terrence Howard's New Piece
A source on the set of the gay orgy known as "High School Musical" told Star Magazine that Cover Girl Zac Efron hates showering.
The source said, "Zac isn't a big fan of showering. It's so gross, because Zac loves to work out and plays basketball all the time — and then goes days without showering. When he gets lazy, he likes to clean himself with baby wipes!"
BABY WIPES?! Terrence Howard is in love.
Why bother showering when you're basically made out of make-up? He just covers up the sweat with more foundation. Besides, bitch probably saves his "drop the soap" time for the gym.
Image: Fame
saw his profile on millionaire&celeb dating site ---"AffluentBachelors.com ----" last week. It is said he is in relationship with a young beautiful woman on that site now.
Yuck!
Shiftee! Low down, gritty and grimey
Getting a "he smells and doesn't bathe" story in the rags must be some rite of passage for Hollywood heartthrob types. It seems like they've all gotten them, and now Zac the Wonder Twink has one, too.
He's got pepperoni tits.
Of course Zac doesn't shower... he takes long bubble baths.
Calgon take me away.
I saw his profile on millionaire&celeb dating site ---"AffluentBachelors.com ----" last week. It is said he is in relationship with a young beautiful woman on that site now.
Submitted by StewieGriffin on June 13, 2008 - 2:12am.
God, who cares? Just make that fag go away...and yeah, he probably smells like ashtray, vinegar and farts
Stewie, vinegar? LOL! Where did that part come from? Do gay guys douche their asses? I'm curious in a very bad way now.
God, who cares? Just make that fag go away...and yeah, he probably smells like ashtray, vinegar and farts
Maybe Zac is French? Et il n'aime pas doucher?
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there seems that a lot of hollywood types have poor hygiene if all the rumors are to be believed. I dunno about zac. he is usually in movies with teens. teens are not shy about telling someone they stink!! so to believe this you also have to believe he likes his rep as a b.o. factory.
if true, it's called women repellent for all his female fans
Okay, so I don't take shower every day for several reasons. I just don't think it's necessary to take one EVERY DAY, you know? I'll go 3 or 4 days sometimes. But when I get really sweaty or I'm outside and I get really dirty, I take a goddamn shower. If I'm out playing soccer with my friends for a few hours, I take a shower when I get home. That's just gross. That smells rank.
he made this story up so he doesn't sound like a prissy queen..his half-assed tan is just to make it look less like he cares less about how he looks
Submitted by Appletree on June 12, 2008 - 10:01pm.
Anyway, what's the big old deal if he uses baby wipes to clean up? He's human too!
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I don't believe a word of this!
He looks like the Zestfully clean/Axe type.
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Por favor, mantenganse allejado de las puertas.
He needs a "Soap and Water" intervention.
Zac, will you get help today?
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Zac Efron is so cute, talented and such a great person!!I love him!!
Anyway, what's the big old deal if he uses baby wipes to clean up? He's human too!
LMAO!
Don't kill me but I thought he was beyond adorable in Hairspray. Hey gimme a break, I've got a soft spot for the greasers. He probably does, too.
Zaquita is such a major douche---I'm just saying---just like that King of the Douches, Spencer Pratt. I bet they're even friends; probably even douche each other's holes, for Gawd's sake. She is so creepy----you just know she's gonna turn out to be a child molester or something really creepy. I think once I sat next to her on a plane and her carry on bag was a paper sack full of women's shoes; the kind that Carrie Bradshaw and Samantha wear on SATC.
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EW he probably has white boy smell, which is like the WORST smell ever, even worse than homeless smell or black people hair smell...seriously...!
Your face!
i dunno...this twink looks like a zestfully clean type of twink...
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sexy motherfucker...
He has a creepy vibe. And I don't buy that this little twink doesn't shower.
Note to the source: Lack of bathing doesn't make him sound more butch-it makes him sound like a slovenly pig.
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Submitted by poo on June 12, 2008 - 10:15pm.
He also carries a box of tampons for the rectal bleeding.
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There is no way in hell that this delicate flower of twinkhood does not shower at least three, maybe four times a day.
LIES!
This story is slanderous and mean-spirited. Like others have said, it's a plant to give the impression that he's the kind of guy who also lights his own farts and makes poopy jokes.
He probably carries a pack of specially PH-balanced "freshening" wipes, a container of Purell, several small colognes, and a microfibre towel - along with his MAC and its required accoutrements -- in his man-purse at all times.
She's a high-maintenance piece if I ever saw one.
He loves it when Tom Cruise gives him a tongue bath though.
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By now..he probably has that hardcore homeless smell. The fumes alone can peel paint.
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his spray tan is way too patchy. he has the money so he should fix that shit
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EWE. This kid really gives me the creeps.
"Stay Far From Timid, Only Make Moves When Your Hearts In It and Live The Phrase Skys The Limit" - C.W. Aka The Notorious B.I.G. (R.I.P.)
If this story is true, then that twink is disgusting. But I'm with those who think this is a planted story to make him seem butch. Please. This gayelle probably has floral-scented soap in the shower and loves his bubble baths.
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"If I punched every bitch who called me fat, it would be dead bitches all up and down the highway."
Personally, I like a man that showers, uses aftershave or cologne, and takes pride in their appearance.
Young Mr. Zac could at least spritz some Febreze on himself.
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That's disgusting.
No beauty princess worth her man-gina would not wash at least twice a day. I think he's just nervous in community showers (grower and a shower).
"If Drinks Aren't Involved, Then Neither Am I."
SO clearly a planted story to make Zefron seem more butch. Only time he doesn't shower is when he's getting DP for a day or more.
there is nothing worse than someone who smells like a dumpster. and knows it. and does not care. cretins.
take a shower for god's sake. it'll take 10 minutes out of your day.
A little off-topic, but... someone should tell the gayelle movement that their name is already taken... http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gayelle_TV
Oh, and Zac Efron may have an okay, barely legal looking body, but his effed up face is just a no-no. And if he smells then forget it. I don't like cheese on my hotdogs...
Terrence Howard is a misogynistic, fruity nut! He is just so nuts nuts nuts!!!
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Submitted by stake_spike on June 12, 2008 - 5:00pm.
EW! Imagine going down on that, the stank, puke.
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His balls are....EXTRA vinegary.
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In heaven, everything is fine. You've got your good things, and I've got mine.
EW! Imagine going down on that, the stank, puke.
Why anyone would find this twink attractive is beyond me.
Submitted by Stock Brokerlina on June 12, 2008 - 4:46pm
Um, ew... you just put me off ZEFRON, which may be a good thing. SO I guess I owe you... we'll take care of it later >wink, wink<
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I'll bet he lets Calgon take him away.
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In heaven, everything is fine. You've got your good things, and I've got mine.
@your mom ate... you are so right about the dirty sanchez lip deal. Too funny.
Nanners: He takes a bubble bath three times a day instead of showering. Showers are too harsh for his delicate porcelain skin.
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OMG He looks like Robby Benson!!!!
@ Devilgirl, thank you, you hot bitch... I r blushing, I am as crimsom as a hooker panty! :D
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Let me dirty up your mind.
Submitted by Stock Brokerlina on June 12, 2008 - 5:46pm.
Clarisse...I take one shower in the morning & then another shower before I go to bed.
I don't like going to bed with my daily dirt on me.
>>>>>>>>> There aint nothin wrong with that baby. Clean men in bed makes the gettin dirty funner.
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Stock Broker showering....mmmmmmmmmmm...
BRB.
*shuts office door*
Ok....Please, continue.
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Aesthetically, that little boy is beautiful, but he does nothing, nada, zip for my girl bits. Not even a twitch.
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Submitted by devilgirl on June 12, 2008 - 4:43pm.
@Your mom ate the...- I did forget the fresh coat of Mystic tan orange. Gald you reminded me! It wouldn't have been fair to HoHan otherwise, for me to have said only half the truth!
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However else would she be able to achieve that oh-so-hot "Dirty Sanchez" look on her upper lip?
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In heaven, everything is fine. You've got your good things, and I've got mine.
Is filth and stench a method of detecting hetero vs. homo?
Clarisse...I take one shower in the morning & then another shower before I go to bed.
I don't like going to bed with my daily dirt on me.
Zac Effron = toe jam sandwich with a side of eye booger and dash of pit sweat. Sorry ladies!
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