Thursday, June 12th 2008

Terrence Howard's New Piece

A source on the set of the gay orgy known as "High School Musical" told Star Magazine that Cover Girl Zac Efron hates showering.

The source said, "Zac isn't a big fan of showering. It's so gross, because Zac loves to work out and plays basketball all the time — and then goes days without showering. When he gets lazy, he likes to clean himself with baby wipes!"

BABY WIPES?! Terrence Howard is in love.

Why bother showering when you're basically made out of make-up? He just covers up the sweat with more foundation. Besides, bitch probably saves his "drop the soap" time for the gym.

Image: Fame

Posted by: Michael K


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Submitted by Stock Brokerlina on June 12, 2008 - 4:35pm.

He's SMELLELLE....not gayelle.

And to think I take 2 showers a day.
no, I am not gayelle either, geez.
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Nope - now THAT is gay! And I mean that with the utmost respect.

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What can I say YMAT, I like my boys pretty...
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ORLY's picture

Stinky Pete and him got something in common.

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Lory's picture

EWW! Is this a lame attempt to convince peeps he's not gay? Showered or not, this dude reeks of buttlove.
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Oh please, total lie. They're just trying to make him look straight. FAIL

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Stop the madness, MK!!!! Zac's torso looks like it has some bruises on it...

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Stock Broker,
Y two showers? Dirty dirty boy....

MONKEYPOX,
He is a purty one ain't he!

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Submitted by devilgirl on June 12, 2008 - 4:34pm.
Kinda like Lindsey Lohan's version of a shower is just putting on some blue eye shadow and a fresh swath of eyeliner!

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And lest we forget a fresh layer of spray-on tan?

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Submitted by MONKEYPOX on June 12, 2008 - 5:36pm.

Yeah, he's definitely not a gayelle. Just conceited, and rightfully so...I mean, damn. I'd hit that a hundred ways until sunday...

>>>>>>>>> With a car maybe.

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Yeah, he's definitely not a gayelle. Just conceited, and rightfully so...I mean, damn. I'd hit that a hundred ways until sunday...
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"What's Walmart? Is that where they sell Walls?"- The Plague upon this earth, aka Pussy Hole Hilton

Fucking classic!!!!!! This is a 100% gay thing to do..no showering means he like the dark, dirty brown hole too!!

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He's SMELLELLE....not gayelle.

And to think I take 2 showers a day.
no, I am not gayelle either, geez.

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O but he IS Gayelle! I think they should put his picture in the dictionary beside Gayelle. And perhaps it should always be capitalized but I could be wrong on that one.

Edited to add: I do, personally, think it's pretty Gayelle to not shower for days on end...I mean: Ew. And it's certainly not gay!

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Kinda like Lindsey Lohan's version of a shower is just putting on some blue eye shadow and a fresh swath of eyeliner!

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I knew there was some flaw with him.

Maybe his boyfriend is one of those into "cheese"

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Whats the deal with these he-men in Hollywood not liking showers? Even the hillbilly bastards around my town will take a shower and not bitch(too much!)Just goes to show fame and fortune does not equate decency!

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Please this boy takes more showers than a first timer at a Village People's bath house.

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He CANNOT be a gayelle then.....

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Bitch, PLEASE!

If a guy is dainty enough to wear make-up you know he showers at least 3 times a day.

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