Thursday, June 12th 2008
They Belong Together
Tommy Lee and Pamela Anderson are back together and giving their love another shit (typo, but keeping it). This is the 12,345th time they've tried to make it work, but who's counting?
Tommy told Rolling Stone, “Pamela and the kids have moved in with me. It’s awesome, man. It’s definitely working. You can tell on the kids’ faces — they’re happy when we’re together.”
They've both fucked everyone else in Hollywood, what's left to fuck? They should seriously just tie their genitals together and stay put! They are the hep love story of our time!
Romeo & Juliet, Antony & Cleopatra, King Arthur & Guinevere, Rhett & Scarlett and Pammy & Tommy. They totally fit.
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They are both old worthless drunks who deserve each other. God help thier poor kids.
Whenever the family values brigade talks about the sanctity of marriage, it's these two I think of.
It's about time!! They never satoped loving eachother's Crazy Asses! I read the Motley Crue book, the Dirt, You could tell he really loved Pam the best.
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Submitted by christine the hoff on June 13, 2008 - 6:51am.
See, if they live in TWO homes, seperately, you have two homes spolied.
but if they live together, they're only fucking up one poor house.
so let them live in the same house.
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LOL...fucking brilliant!
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In heaven, everything is fine. You've got your good things, and I've got mine.
pathetic publicity attempt for her
lame ass E reality show.
she must be the leading cause of
all transmitted diseases on the
west coast. you know the CDC has
her on the list.
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"I love fast and I love hard."-MK
Tommy Lee and Pamela Anderson are not match I think.Her profile was seen at millionaire&celeb dating site ----"AffluentBachelors.com"---- yesterday. A rumor goes that she is dating a young single man on that site.
Watch out, Tommy!! Pammy has Baby Fever! She wants to squeeze more money out of you!
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Submitted by impacted waste on June 13, 2008 - 4:48am
holy shit that was hot!
Oh yeah!
Antony died from sword wounds, Cleo killed herself with an asp, Romeo and Juliet offed themselves.... take a hint Pam and Tommy Lee!
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The world is full of little people like you
They have to read a book to learn what to do
Dateline Los Angeles, California: New strains of hepatitis discovered, named hepatitis P&TL, exceedingly lethal and desperate for attention.
*world implodes*
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The world is full of little people like you
They have to read a book to learn what to do
She'll stay with him, I guess, till he beats the shit out of her again in front of the kids.
She is so stupid. In an abusive marriage, gets out of it finally, gets back in, back out, now back in.
They do - in fact - deserve each other.
See, if they live in TWO homes, seperately, you have two homes spolied.
but if they live together, they're only fucking up one poor house.
so let them live in the same house.
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Cause your mouth's writing checks that your ass can't cash.
Awwwww....it's so nice to see two whores back together again.
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"Oh, really? Did she like it?"
"I just love being a whore - you meet the most fascinating paint salesmen and curtain-rod manufacturers!"
I work with an idiot that thinks hes Tommy Lee . He just turned 40 and plays in this shitty bar band and takes off almost every Friday so he can drive a few hundred miles to play for 20 people in some jerkwater bar . We all hate him . He thinks because he knows the names of every fuckwad in every 80s hairband that he is the resident authority on all things music . He has a bad temper and always throws stuff but thats just the price we all pay for having the honor of working with such a creative genius , I guess . This jackass has memorized the Behind the Music and Biographys of every fuckin 80s metal dickhead and tries to model his life after them . Anyway , we all talk about how we want to kick his ass but I admitted to myself that I would rather fuck his ass . Nice and slow , his long hair wrapped around my fist as I lay atop him and slobber in his ear , give him a nice fat cum enema , little bitch ..
This is truly heartwarming...& nauseating...
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Submitted by FritoDorito on June 13, 2008 - 1:53am.
Has anyone ever noticed that when Pammy needs some attention because her star is falling, she gets married, but when both she and Tommy need a little press they get back together?
BINGO! Frito, you can pick a stuffed something from the top of the wall O' goodies.
Has anyone ever noticed that when Pammy needs some attention because her star is falling, she gets married, but when both she and Tommy need a little press they get back together? I'm not saying that the fact that their keeping whatever potential biological weapons they are carrying in their systems contained is a bad thing, I'm just pointing something out.
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Geez, Banana shut your friggin' gob, okay?
The creepy part is that Paula Deen, Andrew Zimmern, Rachel Ray, Anthony Bourdain and the pillsbury dough boy coupled with that creepy hand for "hamburger helper" still can't make these two "sexy" by being dipped in batter, breaded and deep-fried even.
No worries though. DipPoop Sandra Lee will make the drinks and get everyone so skunked that the toilet will even taste good.
it's sweet to see disease contained again
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"I drink alone,
yeah, with nobody else."
Aphid, is your avie Robert Johnson?
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Sláinte duine a ól.
I am totally squicked out by his facial tic. He sticks his tongue out and s-l-o-w-l-y moistens his top lip with the tip of it. YUCK!
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A video movie could improve your life.
Wasn't there a lot of speculation about her health? Maybe she is really ill, and they're doing this for the children.
Or, maybe they're just stupid sluts!
That quote has been my siggie since this MORNING!
grrrr...lol
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“Pamela and the kids have moved in with me. It’s awesome, man. It’s definitely working. We’ve only given it a try 800 times — 801, here we go"
-Tommy Lee
these two have been freely cavorting through the world long enough. time to get some couples counseling and provide a stable (as close as they can get) home for their sons. I think if they would calm down and focus on their boys they may find they enjoy being with them as a family. it seems they care for each other so why not?
TV I believe Don Dokken was next.
Submitted by Aphid on June 12, 2008 - 10:49pm.
Yeah, turns out Kip Winger missed his turn.
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My life is nothing but a convoluted drinking game.
Submitted by Team Valtrex on June 12, 2008 - 5:49pm.
Submitted by angel_i on June 12, 2008 - 9:47pm.
And she's scheduled to marry the bass player from Warrant next.
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Hahaha! "She's myyy cherry pieeee"
Although in Pammy's case it would be
"She gave me genital styyyys"
Obviously they both care for each other or they wouldn't keep going back to each other. So they just need to learn to put up with each other. All married couples have to learn how to do that. My 17 year anniversary is this Saturday, and you wouldn't believe all of the SHIT I have learned to put up with from my husband (and vice versa).
Submitted by M.E. on June 12, 2008 - 10:18pm.
Night Period!!
*Kisses*
Night, M.E. Have a safe and happy tomorrow, Luv.
Tommy Lee thoroughly grosses me out and that nasty face he's making is not helping his cause. ICK I never really thought of Pammy as skanky until she hooked up with that scudge bucket in the first place. Oh well. Glad my genitals aren't anywhere near these two.
They're trying once again to create a super-STD that is impervious to all forms of modern medicine.
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My life is nothing but a convoluted drinking game.
Lets just hope they do not breed again.
Sharing and caring, they are the most predictably redundant in all the land.....
A fairytale started with "Many times ago, in a bar in far away strip mall, a big dick met a gaping ruined vagina...."
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"Don't get me twisted with average fan losers you have encountered. I am not one of them."
"I am more of a manipulative bitch than a cunt"
"LOVE ANGELINA aka HEART ANGELINA"
Night Period!!
Quick drive by.
LMAO at the "plucked chicken" comment.
And I agree, the have been quaranteened to eachother.
Guess it's that time in their relationship to compare notes and partners in common.
~Egotism - usually just a case of mistaken nonentity..Barbara Stanwyck~
pammy and tommy belong together...like raid and roaches...
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sexy motherfucker...
Submitted by angel_i on June 12, 2008 - 9:47pm.
And she's scheduled to marry the bass player from Warrant next.
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My life is nothing but a convoluted drinking game.
What a weird pair. Wasn't she just married to some reality porn hotshot yesterday?
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They must have turned down her request for food stamps.
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My life is nothing but a convoluted drinking game.
Is she chewing on his sideburn in that first pic??? Ugh!
They're just like Ryan O'Neal and Ali McGraw in Love Story. I'm getting misty.
I'm quite positive that Tommy Lee is the reason pepper spray was invented. He is a complete waste of good tattoo ink. Pamela Anderson deserves nothing better.
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Geez, Banana shut your friggin' gob, okay?
Aw, hell...another go at bumping uglies. Ew.
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thats good news. Crackie and Clyde '08!
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I think these two have great chemistry together, sexually anyway. Some people are just better at doing the horizontal watusi than others.
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They probably didn't have a choice..the Centers for Disease Control probably banned them from having sex with anyone else with the exception of each other. UGH.. HPV anyone?
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Submitted by HairyPotheadfan on June 12, 2008 - 5:01pm.
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You hit that nail on the head! Denise even said so herself on her show....she likes rockers with big dicks.......Tommy is a true rocker with a big scccccccchhhhhhhhlong-ola!!!!!!!!! I saw the video! Pam's bald, cootchie looks like a plucked chicken.....bumps and all!
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Aw c'mon!!!! Tommy needs to hook up with Denise Richards. He is right up her alley.
I give them 6 weeks. Max.
I feel sorry for Pams kids. They must hate the fact that she's constantly dating, marrying & moving in with these drug ridden, brain dead losers (not that she's much better.)
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