Thursday, June 12th 2008

They Belong Together

Tommy Lee and Pamela Anderson are back together and giving their love another shit (typo, but keeping it). This is the 12,345th time they've tried to make it work, but who's counting?

Tommy told Rolling Stone, “Pamela and the kids have moved in with me. It’s awesome, man. It’s definitely working. You can tell on the kids’ faces — they’re happy when we’re together.

They've both fucked everyone else in Hollywood, what's left to fuck? They should seriously just tie their genitals together and stay put! They are the hep love story of our time!

Romeo & Juliet, Antony & Cleopatra, King Arthur & Guinevere, Rhett & Scarlett and Pammy & Tommy. They totally fit.

Posted by: Michael K


luvmehateme's picture

OH! And I cannot believe that Heather Locklear was married to this piece of shit. Just a Random comment....

-"Republicans are just democrats that have been mugged."

luvmehateme's picture

Sweet.Baby.Jesus.

-"Republicans are just democrats that have been mugged."

tonicbitch's picture

"Submitted by Mejinn on June 12, 2008 - 4:56pm.
This is called "recycling"."

Reduce, reuse, and recycle! They're actually saving the world.

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Jinxy McDeath's picture

They are TOTALLY meant for each other. I'm happy to see it.

LA's picture

Shouldn't that list include Sid and Nancy?

VooDooVixen's picture

Just looking at their picture makes my crotch itch!!!!

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NovaNightly's picture

So glad they are done spreading their diseases....keep it to yourselves!!

Otter Pop's picture

He needs to quit it and buy some Docker's. He looks old and desperate...not a good combo.

mike's picture

I dunno, there are much worse people regularly featured on the site. I think Pamela's biggest problem is just that she's a bit dim, and Tommy, though obviously a cad, would probably actually be fun to party with.

Momus the Sarcastic's picture

I thought that PETA members must eschew leather. TL's peen must be leather by now.

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Submitted by madam s. on June 12, 2008 - 7:22pm.

"RomeHO and JuliHEP"

or "RoamingHO"! Hey, madam s., you have something there.

Night, M.E.

Kind of a nightmarish thread to sleep on. Sweet dreams?

I want to bathe in bleach myself about now.

madam s.'s picture

"RomeHO and JuliHEP"

StickaCockinWoodyAllensMouth's picture

Let's be serious, who really was going to take her serious or a fucking lady. I felt sorry for the boys', how many stepdads they went through becuase of there mom.

MJF's picture

As any HAZMAT official will tell you, a contained disaster is good disaster. Knowing that both of them are in the same place most of the time is comforting to me. Someone should tent their house (get the boys out, of course) with one of those termite extermination tents, and just let nature take its course.

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M.E.'s picture

Well, on this note, I'm outta here.

Nighty night.

I like Pammy. Too bad fuckface here is going to screw it up again.

M.E.'s picture

"The STD's Between Us"

These two make me want to brush my tongue and gargle with Listerine until the pain goes away (maybe an acid douche too for good measure). The accumulative microbial shit between this pair of skanks makes my skin crawl just thinking about it.

saram23's picture

Isn't this just for the reality show?

dustbunny's picture

Submitted by M.E. on June 12, 2008 - 7:02pm.
Wasn't Tommy just fucking Bimbo Stewart?

Fuck these people move from person to person faster than rabbits fuck.
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Notoriousrem_22's picture

I hope it works out between them, its obvious that they never got over each other and they seem to love each other a lot.

"Stay Far From Timid, Only Make Moves When Your Hearts In It and Live The Phrase Skys The Limit" - C.W. Aka The Notorious B.I.G. (R.I.P.)

M.E.'s picture

Wasn't Tommy just fucking Bimbo Stewart?

Fuck these people move from person to person faster than rabbits fuck.

M.E.'s picture

Why do I have "Tainted Love" stuck in my head now?

loric's picture

Submitted by JJ JJ on June 12, 2008 - 7:25pm.

Between the two of them, they have almost fucked the entire world.

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The only gossip I'm interested in is in the Weekly World News - 'Woman's bra burst, 11 injured.' That kind of thing. -Johnny Depp

jackie's picture

they are both so nasty.

Mejinn's picture

This is called "recycling".

Lucy Goosey's picture

They do indeed below together, much like Valtrex and Herpes.

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JJ JJ's picture

Look at it this way, it takes both of them out of circulation and keeps the rest of the world from having to fuck them.

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Submitted by tweedlebugb on June 12, 2008 - 3:43pm.
I cannot wait until their kids write a tell-all book when they are adults.
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Um, haven't we already seen and heard and seen it all already?

Mr. President's picture

Tommy needs an extra large peen to store all those STDs.

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NitWitty's picture

Do you reremove a removed tattoo?

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Pootie's picture

Pathetic! Pam is clearly hooked on that 12 inch sausage Tommy has! I feel bad for the kids having to go through this. Pammy is such a size queen!

MizRo's picture

How can something so wrong be so right? *gag*

Hekki's picture

Submitted by dustbunny: "They are conusing the hell out of those poor boys."

I agree. My parents did this to us and it SUCKED. Obviously they are nowhere near Pam and Tommy's level of disgustingness; they are ordinary people. But they did get back together a few times when I was a little girl, driving up my hopes, and then dashing them with the separations. Of course, now I understand about adult relationships and stuff, but at the time, I just could not understand why, if you love someone, you can't just BE together. It was heartbreaking.

Unsexy right up there with Gayken and his memaw sperm wrangler.

tonicbitch's picture

This makes sense, he's the only one left with a peen big enough to fit into that gaping vagina. Ah, contaminated romance.

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tweedlebugb's picture

I cannot wait until their kids write a tell-all book when they are adults.

Karma Police's picture

Here we go again...

Lory- You gotta stop, my sides are aching from laughter!!!!!!!!!!!!

weenielover's picture

dumb and dumber.

A round of Valtrex for everyone! Lets celebrate!

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Submitted by M.E. on June 12, 2008 - 4:34pm.
Actually, for their kids sakes, I hope they work it out this time.
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I agree...in some perverse way, they could turn out to be the love story of the century.

M.E.'s picture

Pammy is dickmatized by Tommy's donkey shlong.

dustbunny's picture

They are conusing the hell out of those poor boys.
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Lory's picture

Ah... love is in the air... and so are the fumes that come from the crotches of these two.
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M.E.'s picture

Bound by the herp and whatever STD's they share.

Actually, for their kids sakes, I hope they work it out this time.

Momus the Sarcastic's picture

Add Wino and Blaaaaaaaaaaake to your list, MK.

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