Thursday, June 12th 2008
Kissing Boys Is Icky
HoHan was back to kissing boys on the set of her new straight-DVD movie masterpiece today. Actually, they aren't really kissing. They're just touching lips for a long period of time. That's some pilgrim shit! I hate when dumb sluts do that shit in movies and TV. I want to see open mouths and tongue! I mean, who kisses without tongue? Why bother!
At least HoHan's pecking partner was kind enough to get a lesbian haircut in order to make her feel more at home.
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The dude needs to burn off those lips to get rid of the crabs Lindz has on her lips from going down on Sam-Ro! ICKY!
Your face!
Submitted by Team Valtrex on June 12, 2008 - 10:16pm.
It would also look more authentic if he had no visible means of support and turned around and sold the story to a tabloid mid-kiss.
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LOL! Well...he's gonna need money for the antibiotics, right?
Hello, darlin'! How are you this evening?
~Egotism - usually just a case of mistaken nonentity..Barbara Stanwyck~
Submitted by dead-actress on June 12, 2008 - 10:11pm.
It would also look more authentic if he had no visible means of support and turned around and sold the story to a tabloid mid-kiss.
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My life is nothing but a convoluted drinking game.
in order for lilo to make this kiss look real, i'm sure they had to smear some of samantha's "essence" on this dude's lips...
someone should get the name of this dude and call the cdc...who knows what diseases have been spread with his lip contact on lilo...
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sexy motherfucker...
I don't think I have ever seen Hohan in a movie so I can't comment on her "acting", but from these pictures, and the clips I saw from "I Know Who Killed Me", I don't see her career as an actress lasting.
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The only gossip I'm interested in is in the Weekly World News - 'Woman's bra burst, 11 injured.' That kind of thing. -Johnny Depp
This would look so much more authentic if she did what she always does...get on her knees, get him or her off, get up, get her money and go home.
~Egotism - usually just a case of mistaken nonentity..Barbara Stanwyck~
That has got to be one of the most unattractive, awkward-looking kisses I've ever seen. I wonder if it's supposed to look that way for the movie...
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Cancel my subscription to the resurrection. Send my credentials to the house of detention. I got some friends inside.
In the 2nd thumbnail, he seems to be pulling the old "find the coke in the borrowed pants" move.
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My life is nothing but a convoluted drinking game.
He must have a job, because she seems confused.
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My life is nothing but a convoluted drinking game.
not without a dental damn.
You know that guy will be checking his mouth, tongue and throat for any STD symptoms for the next couple of years!
~"~"~"~"~~Mess with me and I'll bite you!.....Monquita Loca~~"~"~"~"~
Is that her acting? I don't think I have ever seen any of her movies and I know why now.
I have to disagree, MK. I hate watching sloppy kissers with their tongues flopping all over the place. Gross.
They should not show this slag kissing ANYBODY. Ever. And I hope that boy is taking his Valtrex.
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"This cunt from cuntville really needs to be put on a cunt filter." - MK, 6/11/08
She looks like Alicia Silverstone in these photos.
She ain't no dyke, she's just going thru a little thing.
Submitted by angel_i on June 12, 2008 - 8:54pm.
She seriously has to be the plainest girl in history to ever become a star...her looks, her skills, her intelligence, her personality...she really is just any girl walking down the street on the right day...
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You can say that again...
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Geez, Banana shut your friggin' gob, okay?
Submitted by angel_i on June 12, 2008 - 8:54pm.
She seriously has to be the plainest girl in history to ever become a star...her looks, her skills, her intelligence, her personality...she really is just any girl walking down the street on the right day...
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But how many of those girls are ready to drop to their knees at a moment's notice for the studio execs?
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Actually, I'm just the President of the Dungeons and Dragons club here in town.
She seriously has to be the plainest girl in history to ever become a star...her looks, her skills, her intelligence, her personality...she really is just any girl walking down the street on the right day...
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Do you think I'm high right now? Do I seem high to you? No? Well, you're wrong - I'm totally high right now. - Super-High Me.
Lean Like A Chola
Hohan's really good at acting...acting like an idiot,that is.
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Uh...it's pretty obvious she's trying to stretch those "acting" skills as far as she can. It ain't working.
~"~"~"~"~~Mess with me and I'll bite you!.....Monquita Loca~~"~"~"~"~
Submitted by thehoustongirl on June 12, 2008 - 5:46pm.
Maybe he's wearing a mouth condom. If not, he should.
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I didn’t say that it was your fault – I said that I was going to blame you.
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This guy is getting PAID to kiss her
She's confused, because nearly every guy she's been with has avoided all foreplay. It's usually over in a matter of minutes.
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"The fair thing would be, in electing the American president, to let everyone in the world vote, because it affects all of us. If there was a world vote, there’s no question who would win." (Chris Martin, non-American)
Poor dude, I hope he don't wake up with small blisters around his mouth!!! :(
I bet her breath smells like: cigarettes and SamRo's snatch BLECH!!!
damn i feel sorry for that dude lmao
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Poor HoHan....
I saw her on an episode of that 70's show and all i have to say is, how the hell did she manage to become famous? she's a horrible actress. just horrible!
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Honestly, this girl needs to dig a hole and stick her head in it.
She has no intelligence, no class, no beauty, no charm NOTHING doing for her.
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This guy is not going to make her go for the dipstick. I'm sure she still would rather play spin the strap-on with Sam.
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She's obviously not a good actor. She should be able to fantasize that his breath smells like tuna instead peppermint.
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I didn’t say that it was your fault – I said that I was going to blame you.
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The guy seriously looks like he's holding down the vomit. He probably bathed in bleach and gargled Listerine for an hour after the shoot trying to wash away the skank stank.
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Actually, I'm just the President of the Dungeons and Dragons club here in town.
Who is that dude? Homey looks like the lovechild of Zach Braff & Steve Carell.
Lindsey's looking a little less beat these days. The lesbian life obviously agrees with her (and really, doesn't it agree with everyone?).
I've seen teenaged boys look happier about kissing their grandmother, who has a moustache, in public than she looks here.
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I didn’t say that it was your fault – I said that I was going to blame you.
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"That's some pilgrim shit! "
I will immediately be adding "pilgrim shit" into my repitore.
Blech. That has got to be the most unattractive kissing I've seen in a long time. Could she make it look anymore unpleasant?
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Music makes one feel so romantic - at least it always gets on one's nerves - which is the same thing nowadays. -Oscar Wilde
Another Razzie is coming her way for this........movie.
~*~"But I don't believe there's a rule book, and I don't believe I have to live by society's standards." ~ Xtina~*~
Christina Aguilera "We Throw Pies All The Time!"
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kWOKlSXlFms
How does she still get hired?