Broadway Bitch Fight
"Broadway Bitch Fight" is definitely the gayest headline of the day. It's obviously just a super gay way of saying "dance off." Anyway, Mario Lopez and his "A Chorus Line" co-star, Nick Adams, are not getting along. It all started when Mario demanded that his character wear a short-sleeve shirt because he wants to show off his famous AC Slater guns. Mario also demanded that Nick's character cover up his tank top with a frumpy ass hoodie.
The bitch fight didn't stop there. The extra gay panty company, 2(x)ist, originally wanted Mario to star in a new ad campaign, but quickly changed their minds when they saw Nick. A source told Page Six that they were about to offer Mario a contract when they saw Nick. They went with Nick because "he's younger, sexy, more interesting." Nothing is more interesting than AC Slater!
One of the HBICs of 2(x)ist said, "Nick's very masculine, sexy, modern. It's totally all about his body. Mario is a good-looking guy, but Nick had it. He's up and coming, the new face of sexy. He's original. He's hot."
Obviously, these two are just having a lovers quarrel. I'm sure they will suck and make-up over a Bette Davis double feature, a few popper sniffs and a good old-fashioned game of turkey-in-the-hole.
Submitted by Otter Pop - Nick's body says fuck me while his face says dweeb.
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So true. Mario is still an ass, though.
MARIO LOPEZ IS A DOUCHE. I PASSED HIM TUESDAY NEAR RADIO CITY MUSIC HALL DOING PR FOR OSCAR MEYER WEINER!!!!!!!!!!!! No joke: the Weinermobile was there and everything. And Fox 5 News.
Oh,he is my favorite actor.I love him.I support him.I saw his profile on millionaire&celeb dating site ---"AffluentBachelors.com ----" last week. It is said he is in relationship with a young beautiful woman on that site now.
to nectar ...
it is also ridden hard and put away wet. think of a horse. it is bad to overwork it, but if it's put up sweaty it could get sick making it look bad.
in slang it means people who look older than they should (worn out) possibly from lots of rough sex with uncaring partners. a prostitute who used the money for drugs would be an example.
in joking slang it applies to a normal person who happens to look tired and ill groomed, possibly from a party the night before.
Gay gladiators having a bitch fight. Wow.
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♫ my lady, she went downtown... she bought some broccoli... she brought it home... she's choppin' broccoli... ♪
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Nick's body says fuck me while his face says dweeb.
Let's all be gay friends and circle finger each other in the ass.
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Nick Adams Fingers Mario Lopez in the Ass
http://bp1.blogger.com/_8cd7ikx032s/SEMpK4wFPrI/AAAAAAAAAEM/qlJLZZr5H44/...
Thats what Nick and Mario's respective costumes should look like.
Instead, every time Mario and Nick share the stage Nick must wear a hoodie and Mario Lopez wears the modified version of that costume:
http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3026/2402685350_96a4e9091d_o.jpg
This really isn't a fight considering Nick Adams is just doing what the producers are saying, who are at the mercy of their stunt casting. It's atrocious because this production was made to be an exact replica of the Original Broadway Production as produced/choreographed by Michael Bennett.
By changing costumes, inserting him into scenes and adjusting dialogue for Mario the show has lost all its integrity. Sad.
I wonder if they're into threesomes? Hmmmm....(drooling over cut abs in my closet)
Your face!
Submitted by Viva La Lohan on June 13, 2008 - 10:50am.
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How was STP? Now, I thought the lead singer of that band had died of an overdose of somesort...but I guess I was wrong. Also, I was kidding about wanting those STP tics yesterday.....I feel that I should reinerate that I know better than to be serious about anything ilke that, and whenever you see something stated like that; its just a joke!....just playing around on a boring Thursday afternoon!
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Forever chasing the high of the very first time.
I don't want either one of them watching any of my movies. That being said, they are both gay ponies/////
"If Drinks Aren't Involved, Then Neither Am I."
I always have to keep from laughing whenever I see a 2(x)ist billboard. Dumb homosploitation. The only time you ever see anybody actually wearing the product is in gay porn.
As for the guys, they're both over-roided, over-starved and over-rated. They should just share a laxative suppository, calibrate each other's body fat, spank their inner child stars, whatever.
Such a cuttie. His photos were seen at millionaire persoanals site ******W e a l t h y R o m a n c e . c o m*****last week. It is said he is already in relationship with a young beautiful woman on that site now. ?☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆???☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆
ha ha Jammer, someone mentioned it on the radio and I spent my whole drive to work singing Disney Afternoon songs. Expect to see some Rescue Rangers and Tailspin in the coming days!
OnT: I want to lick Nick's belly button. I'm on his team
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Let's get dangerous.
Viva La Lohan---
DARKWING DUCK??!??!?!
LOL! Yes!
Well apparently, A Chorus Line is toast in August, so I don't know why these bitches is fighting. DUMB!
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EAT SHIT AND LIVE!
Too much of a good thing is not good. Dude looks gross.
def not, but on Nick Adams' blog not only is he bragging about his new underwear ad, but his first news link is "Mario Lopez spurned...."
http://thenickadams.blogspot.com/
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Let's get dangerous.
is that the schizo boy from dead like me? Google here I come.
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Let's get dangerous.
Personally, I hate overly muscley dudes, and Nick, beautiful face and all, is no exception.
Speaking of face...check out Mario dancing and giving MAJOR face: http://boston.broadwayworld.com/viewcolumn.cfm?colid=26898
The queen has finally come out to play!
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EAT SHIT AND LIVE!
@Amle- yeah Mario married Ally Landry. He cheated on her during his bachelor party. Is he still with that she-male Smirnoff?
Id much rather catch AC Slater in some 2xists.
(Which, if I may plug them, are incredible undies)
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Submitted by Clarisse on June 13, 2008 - 7:06am.
(Someone mentioned that on DL the other night. I had to look it up. I'm hip like that.)
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"The fair thing would be, in electing the American president, to let everyone in the world vote, because it affects all of us. If there was a world vote, there’s no question who would win." (Chris Martin, non-American)
Sheeps,
"As long as no one mentions skull-fucking."
I just spit fritos on my desk! Sheeps, you are one funny cat!!!
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Run, it's the clergy!
Nick Adams is horsey like parker. he can barely pull his lips over that shit! Plus i saw a chorus line and he can't act. he sashays around the stage like big gay pony.
No one beats mario. Bitch should be stabbed for even trying.
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Got nothin' after all that MK.killin' me.;->
I never found AC Slater's ass too be hot. Besides, I feel that if I were to ever go out with him I'd be subjected to listening to a lot of Cynthia and Johnny O.
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In heaven, everything is fine. You've got your good things, and I've got mine.
Someone has an avie on here that says "Driven hard, put away wet". What does that mean?
Mario is better in every way. Sure wish I could say the same for some of those broads who got comfortable in the Brang post yesterday. Some are great on here but really, too many losers commenting on here. Chock full of losers that early Brang thread was. You know who you are! We know who you are! Do not attack this post unless you are one of those do-nothing all day but post on here kind of losers. Then you will give yourself away. The rest of you- fabulous!
Submitted by Sheeps on June 13, 2008 - 8:42am.
Submitted by amle on June 13, 2008 - 6:40am.
Wasnt Mario married to the chip slut for like 5 seconds. He cheated on her during their honeymoon.
I'd give that the Corbin Bernsen Fidelity Award.
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Ha yeah
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"Sex doesn't have to be with a model to be good. Sometimes with the model, the actress or the 'sexiest person in the world', it may literally be like fucking a couch." ----- Billy Bob Thornton
Submitted by amle on June 13, 2008 - 6:40am.
Wasnt Mario married to the chip slut for like 5 seconds. He cheated on her during their honeymoon.
I'd give that the Corbin Bernsen Fidelity Award.
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"The fair thing would be, in electing the American president, to let everyone in the world vote, because it affects all of us. If there was a world vote, there’s no question who would win." (Chris Martin, non-American)
Wasnt Mario married to the chip slut for like 5 seconds. He cheated on her during their honeymoon.
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"Sex doesn't have to be with a model to be good. Sometimes with the model, the actress or the 'sexiest person in the world', it may literally be like fucking a couch." ----- Billy Bob Thornton
Submitted by Sheeps on June 13, 2008 - 6:28am.
Submitted by Clarisse on June 13, 2008 - 6:26am.
I'm feeling Hamlety today.
As long as no one mentions skull-fucking
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I had the EXACT same thought! lmao
great minds.......SMOOCHES!
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“Pamela and the kids have moved in with me. It’s awesome, man. It’s definitely working. We’ve only given it a try 800 times — 801, here we go"
-Tommy Lee
Like two bums fighting over a ciggy butt.
They need a new show 'celebutard bitch match'. The ultimate has-been/wanna-be slap fest evah! LOL!!
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Surfing the apocalypse.
Oh,he is my favorite actor.I love him.I support him.I saw his profile on millionaire&celeb dating site ---"AffluentBachelors.com ----" last week. It is said he is in relationship with a young beautiful woman on that site now.
Submitted by Clarisse on June 13, 2008 - 6:26am.
I'm feeling Hamlety today.
As long as no one mentions skull-fucking.
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"The fair thing would be, in electing the American president, to let everyone in the world vote, because it affects all of us. If there was a world vote, there’s no question who would win." (Chris Martin, non-American)
The pic of Mario looks like "Chicano Beach Ken".
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PC Load Letter"? What the fuck does that mean?~ Michael Bolton, Office Space.
PSL,
I'm feeling Hamlety today. Not a clue what that means, but there it is.
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Run, it's the clergy!
this so stupid. i love my gay peeps but seriously, this is too queeny, even for me.
Clarisse, what happened to Sick Boy? lol
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“Pamela and the kids have moved in with me. It’s awesome, man. It’s definitely working. We’ve only given it a try 800 times — 801, here we go"
-Tommy Lee
Mario Lopez makes me sick to my stomach-he tries to be all cutesy, but most people know that he is a man whore.
As for the other guy-he has a much better body that Mario-hands down.
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The only gossip I'm interested in is in the Weekly World News - 'Woman's bra burst, 11 injured.' That kind of thing. -Johnny Depp
"I'm sure they will suck and make-up over a Bette Davis double feature, a few popper sniffs and a good old-fashioned game of turkey-in-the-hole."
MK, I heart you! I really do. Are you sure you wouldn't give the clam another go?
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Run, it's the clergy!
I think they both have busted faces.
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“Pamela and the kids have moved in with me. It’s awesome, man. It’s definitely working. We’ve only given it a try 800 times — 801, here we go"
-Tommy Lee
You sure changed that first pic fast MK. At first I was like "what's the big deal about his body?" and then I refreshed. It was more like "ohh..." hmm. I'm done now.
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"Well sir your resume doesn't show any gynecological experience and your background check revealed you're a convicted sex offender, but your tallness is very impressive. Congratulations, You hired!"
hahahahaha this is so freaking stoopid ... a couple of MEN fighting over shit like this .... hahahahahahaa
AC Slater .. you disappointment.
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gangsta beyotch ... WESTSIDE!!!!!
I thought 2ixst had Janice Dickenson's whore's as their homo spokesbitches?
Dunno why, but I laughed when I saw the image source.
2(x)ist is one of the dumbest business names ever--even in the fashion world.
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"The fair thing would be, in electing the American president, to let everyone in the world vote, because it affects all of us. If there was a world vote, there’s no question who would win." (Chris Martin, non-American)
Both of them turn my stomach.
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"If I punched every bitch who called me fat, it would be dead bitches all up and down the highway."