Mimi's Crystal Fairytale Wedding Is Off
Shit, now I have to return the 5-foot tall lucite butterfly statute I bought for Mimi and Nick. The two have called off their second wedding which was supposed to take place in NYC sometime this month. Their first wedding in the Bahamas just wasn't enough for Mimi. The second wedding was going to be a multi-million-dollar crystal unicorn extravaganza fit for an 8-year-old!
Mimi reportedly couldn't find a magazine that was interested in spending millions for the exclusive photos of her cotton candy bukkake fiesta. A told MSNBC's The Scoop, “Mariah was willing to pay for the wedding, but the way she hoped to pay for the wedding was through the sale of photos. No one was interested."
Did the bitch try Hello Kitty Magazine?! They would have paid for the entire affair and also given her a custom-made wedding dress made of out of hundreds of stuffed Hello Kitties. Hello Kitty herself could have officiated the ceremony! Ugh. She can hit them up for her next marriage.
Congratulations for them.Mimi and Nick seem like a good match.I like them together.Her profile was seen at millionaire&celeb dating site ----"AffluentBachelors.com"---- yesterday. A rumor goes that she is dating a young single man on that site.I believe it"s just a rumor.
This whole article is highfuckinglarious!! I have tears rolling=)) You have out-MKed yourself, MK! You made my day you funny mofo.
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Am I getting old or is the supermarket playing great music?
@Samantha J- Hello Kitty wouldn't sully herself buying out Mimi- Kitty has some standards and pride!
HA HA slap in the face moomoo...no one cares you stupid fucking sow...
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Thank you for flying Church of England, cake or death?
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Cute couple. It seems thay are happy. But I saw his personal ID on wealthy men personals site """""W e a l t h yR o m a n c e.c o m""""" last week. What is he looking for on that site? Looking for sugarbabe?
Submitted by devilgirl on June 13, 2008 -'5:08pm.
The Italians wouldn't part with the Unicorn/deer so that blew her having someone to walk her down the aisle.
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Ha! Absolutely! Or it prevents her from having someone give her away!
She'll sell out to Hello Kitty if they're dumb enough.
Stupid bitch got PAID by Sony record label to GO AWAY and NOT SING!!!!! And she won't part with her $? She'll be parting with it at the divorce.
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♥♥"I love you, but I love me more."♥♥
Submitted by LOVE CARROTTOP on June 13, 2008 - 11:31am.
Submitted by Kizzy on June 13, 2008 - 11:22am.
Submitted by LOVE CARROTTOP on June 13, 2008 - 11:15am
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Stabbed with petrified anal fissure pus? Damn, that's got to be worse than dipping the blade in curare!
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"His name is not 'fat shit cat,' it's Meatball...and he's eating your crab cakes."
♥♥ If you don't talk to your Cat about Catnip, who will? ♥♥
ubmitted by Clarisse on June 13, 2008 - 11:30am.
Kizzy,
a pussy on a mission...like me on Friday nights
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Hungry pussy on the prowl!!!
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"His name is not 'fat shit cat,' it's Meatball...and he's eating your crab cakes."
♥♥ If you don't talk to your Cat about Catnip, who will? ♥♥
Submitted by Kizzy on June 13, 2008 - 11:22am.
Submitted by LOVE CARROTTOP on June 13, 2008 - 11:15am.
Thank God you made it out alive!! I hear the fumes from ass putrefaction can bring down a full grown bull.
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I wasn't so much worried about the ass stink (I was holding something to my face) so much as the getting stabbed part.
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To Wong Foo - Thanks for everything.
Love Carrottopelina.
Submitted by Clarisse on June 13, 2008 - 11:19am.
LCT,
That's a might strong mental image you created there.
I just threw up a little....
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I hope it was in your mouth. "Throw up in my mouth" is the BEST KIND.
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To Wong Foo - Thanks for everything.
Love Carrottopelina.
Kizzy,
a pussy on a mission...like me on Friday nights!!!
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Run, it's the clergy!
Submitted by LOVE CARROTTOP on June 13, 2008 - 11:15am.
Thank God you made it out alive!! I hear the fumes from ass putrefaction can bring down a full grown bull.
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"His name is not 'fat shit cat,' it's Meatball...and he's eating your crab cakes."
♥♥ If you don't talk to your Cat about Catnip, who will? ♥♥
Submitted by Clarisse on June 13, 2008 - 11:14am.
Pssst...Kizzy,
Yes, it's an angry pussy, a pussy that means business, a pussy verging on madness. That's right, it's a pussy on a mission.
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"His name is not 'fat shit cat,' it's Meatball...and he's eating your crab cakes."
♥♥ If you don't talk to your Cat about Catnip, who will? ♥♥
LCT,
That's a might strong mental image you created there.
I just threw up a little....
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Run, it's the clergy!
man o man.
home slice is rockin' the serious wonk!
Submitted by DebFrmHell on June 13, 2008 - 11:17am.
OKAY, LCT, I will go have a shower now...hahaha
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Make sur you use soap. Rinsing doesn't get rid of anal stank.
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To Wong Foo - Thanks for everything.
Love Carrottopelina.
OKAY, LCT, I will go have a shower now...hahaha
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I SAID NO COMMENT!
Submitted by DebFrmHell on June 13, 2008 - 11:13am.
Sorry LCT, didn't mean to be such a buttinksi. I looked at time frame and thought troll. My whiskers just started itching...
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You're not a buttinski. You know who IS is the homeless lady that sat next to me on the train today. Think of an anus just loaded with poo crust and anal fissure pus and that's the smell she had. SHE was a buttinski.
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To Wong Foo - Thanks for everything.
Love Carrottopelina.
Pssst...Kizzy,
Your pussy looks very angry...
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Run, it's the clergy!
Sorry LCT, didn't mean to be such a buttinksi. I looked at time frame and thought troll. My whiskers just started itching...
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I SAID NO COMMENT!
Submitted by DebFrmHell on June 13, 2008 - 11:02am.
Submitted by LOVE CARROTTOP
Do not believe you have the real thing there...spells troll to me.
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How about the safeword is BANANACONDOM.
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To Wong Foo - Thanks for everything.
Love Carrottopelina.
I agree Deb...it is out of control......lol. But yes, it is me.....good morning! I am about to make some pancakes for my little man....school is over...we can discuss a safe word next time we IM....hehehehe
Submitted by Clarisse on June 13, 2008 - 11:01am.
LCT,
Gang bang spaking got me feeling all feisty, i had to change to the Sick boy avie!
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Hahahahaha feisty. Oh Lordy. Maybe it should be Friday the Feisty 13th!
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To Wong Foo - Thanks for everything.
Love Carrottopelina.
The Italians wouldn't part with the Unicorn/deer so that blew her having someone to walk her down the isle.
AF, pretty soon we are going to have to start IMing a "safe word"...
Sad but funny.
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I SAID NO COMMENT!
Deb it IS me.....we IMed with TV the other night......I am not being stalked, at this moment. I appreciate you sticking up for me though! You can ask Sheeps or SkyBitch....I have this alt because I can't use PSL on this computer....... seriously.......I will be back home after 1pm my time....doing the "early" shift. b/c I have an early b-day dinner to go to tonight.....
Submitted by LOVE CARROTTOP
Do not believe you have the real thing there...spells troll to me.
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I SAID NO COMMENT!
LCT,
Gang bang spaking got me feeling all feisty, i had to change to the Sick boy avie!
"Do you see the beast? Have you got it in yur sights?"
"Clear enough, Missh Moneypenny!"
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Run, it's the clergy!
Submitted by angel_i on June 13, 2008 - 10:27am
where the hell have you been??? my eyebrows are out of control, they look... eeek! NORMAL.
I have been having Chole withdrawl symptoms ever since you left, my Sharpies are all over the place, i have been a mess since you left.
I demand you chola-rize me NOW!
ps: welcome back. It's great to see you again!
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ani l'dodi v'dodi li.♥
Submitted by anorexicfatty on June 13, 2008 - 10:55am.
HI LCT!
It's me PSL, I just have to use an alt, because I am at work, and am signed in still on my home computer.....
Mariah is making herself look like such an idiot....
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Hello laydee!
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To Wong Foo - Thanks for everything.
Love Carrottopelina.
Submitted by anorexicfatty
I AM NOT BUYING THIS...
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I SAID NO COMMENT!
Submitted by its six thirty ... on June 13, 2008 - 11:13am.
Submitted by MargeAggedon********
She'll send him out for more pink tampons and he'll get the message while standing in the feminine hygiene section at Walgreens.
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soo funny i spit my coffee everywhere. genius.
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Hehehehehe Thanks!!
It made me laugh when I wrote it. Probably because I can see it happening! LOL!!
Hey happy Friday the 13th to everyone!
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Surfing the apocalypse.
Mariah's ass just keeps getting crazier and crazier....I love it! I think the divorce is going to be very interesting.
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"Tact is just not saying true stuff - I'll pass."
Submitted by LOVE CARROTTOP on June 13, 2008 - 10:50am.
Submitted by Kizzy on June 13, 2008 - 10:47am.
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OOOOOOooooh, thanks doll, you know I luuuurves it.
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"His name is not 'fat shit cat,' it's Meatball...and he's eating your crab cakes."
♥♥ If you don't talk to your Cat about Catnip, who will? ♥♥
HI LCT!
It's me PSL, I just have to use an alt, because I am at work, and am signed in still on my home computer.....
Mariah is making herself look like such an idiot....
Submitted by LOVE CARROTTOP on June 13, 2008 - 10:44am.
After the last Crusade, the Knights Templar had amassed wealth, land, and power, esp. in France. The Pope in Rome felt threatened, so he sent orders to round up all the Templars, and kill them, all on the same day. Friday, October 13th. Since then, it's been a "bad luck" day.
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"His name is not 'fat shit cat,' it's Meatball...and he's eating your crab cakes."
♥♥ If you don't talk to your Cat about Catnip, who will? ♥♥
Submitted by Kizzy on June 13, 2008 - 10:47am.
Gang-bang spank?!? Hot damn, I got here just in time!!!
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*spanks*
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To Wong Foo - Thanks for everything.
Love Carrottopelina.
Submitted by kdracofan on June 13, 2008 - 10:47am.
I wish this woman didn't like HK
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You and me both. I ♥ Hello Kitty, and wish it had escaped the greedy clutches of Mimoo.
However, I cannot begin to tell you how broken-hearted, depressed, and utterly crestfallen I am there will be no Hello Kitty wedding. I was so looking forward to it!!
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"His name is not 'fat shit cat,' it's Meatball...and he's eating your crab cakes."
♥♥ If you don't talk to your Cat about Catnip, who will? ♥♥
Gang-bang spank?!? Hot damn, I got here just in time!!!
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"His name is not 'fat shit cat,' it's Meatball...and he's eating your crab cakes."
♥♥ If you don't talk to your Cat about Catnip, who will? ♥♥
I wish this woman didn't like HK.
Submitted by YesterdaysTrashQueen on June 13, 2008 - 10:39am.
For angel_i,LOVE CARROTTOP, Bradiful...
I had to come with my avie prepared
for the this high holy holiday of FREAKS the 13th!
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Oh Jebus you're right. What exactly is the whole thing with Friday the 13th? Is it bad luck day or is it like full moon day where everyone gets all weird?
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To Wong Foo - Thanks for everything.
Love Carrottopelina.
Submitted by Clarisse on June 13, 2008 - 10:34am.
LCT,
A gang-bang spank!!!!
*best Wooderson imitation*
Alright alright alright!
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Get your Gang bang spanks here! Get 'em hot! Extra extra! Read all about spanks! Ugh I need to buy some Spanx. My morning lattes are going to my ass. Where do I find them?
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To Wong Foo - Thanks for everything.
Love Carrottopelina.
For angel_i,LOVE CARROTTOP, Bradiful...
I had to come with my avie prepared
for the this high holy holiday of FREAKS the 13th!
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"I love fast and I love hard."-MK
LCT,
A gang-bang spank!!!!
*best Wooderson imitation*
Alright alright alright!
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Run, it's the clergy!
Submitted by oklahoma on June 13, 2008 - 10:25am.
LCT, Morning.. Can't stay for long right now.. Phone guy is here giving us new phones so he'll be at my desk.. Ass!! Sucks.. I need my DListd. And my talking whores..
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I have a talking whore beside my bed. Weeee! Don't be gone for too long. We have to make today fun in here.
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To Wong Foo - Thanks for everything.
Love Carrottopelina.
Angel I.. You're going to get me in trouble. I had to laugh out loud at you telling me to fart a lot.. And I'm Not supposed to be reading funny stuff.. I do sell insurance ya know~~ But I'll have to try that.. He'll be like.. Oh damn, I must have bought the wrong parts.. Be back next week!!
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I'm a soldier, I done told ya, don't Make me Fuck you up! Leave your head bust, I'm a head busta, man, I don't give a Fuck!
Submitted by Clarisse on June 13, 2008 - 10:24am.
LCT,
Is there a queue for spanking? Where does the line form?
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Right in front of the paddle! It's like a gang-bang spank today. After all, it IS Friday.
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To Wong Foo - Thanks for everything.
Love Carrottopelina.
Submitted by oklahoma on June 13, 2008 - 9:25am.
LCT, Morning.. Can't stay for long right now.. Phone guy is here giving us new phones so he'll be at my desk.. Ass!! Sucks.. I need my DListd. And my talking whores..
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Just fart a lot. And then he'll make excuses to do yours last. And quickly:)
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Do you think I'm high right now? Do I seem high to you? No? Well, you're wrong - I'm totally high right now. - Super-High Me.
Lean Like A Chola
Submitted by Mabel Hodges on June 13, 2008 - 8:58am.
His eyes are speaking to the camera(ala Eddie Murphy doing his ice cream bit)...
"Look wha-at IIIIII got! I got Mar-iiiiiiiaaah. I got the caaaaaaash cow! I got the moooooooo-ney! And you don't haaaaaaaaaave it!"
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Truly!
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Do you think I'm high right now? Do I seem high to you? No? Well, you're wrong - I'm totally high right now. - Super-High Me.
Lean Like A Chola
LCT, Morning.. Can't stay for long right now.. Phone guy is here giving us new phones so he'll be at my desk.. Ass!! Sucks.. I need my DListd. And my talking whores..
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I'm a soldier, I done told ya, don't Make me Fuck you up! Leave your head bust, I'm a head busta, man, I don't give a Fuck!