Mimi's Crystal Fairytale Wedding Is Off
Shit, now I have to return the 5-foot tall lucite butterfly statute I bought for Mimi and Nick. The two have called off their second wedding which was supposed to take place in NYC sometime this month. Their first wedding in the Bahamas just wasn't enough for Mimi. The second wedding was going to be a multi-million-dollar crystal unicorn extravaganza fit for an 8-year-old!
Mimi reportedly couldn't find a magazine that was interested in spending millions for the exclusive photos of her cotton candy bukkake fiesta. A told MSNBC's The Scoop, “Mariah was willing to pay for the wedding, but the way she hoped to pay for the wedding was through the sale of photos. No one was interested."
Did the bitch try Hello Kitty Magazine?! They would have paid for the entire affair and also given her a custom-made wedding dress made of out of hundreds of stuffed Hello Kitties. Hello Kitty herself could have officiated the ceremony! Ugh. She can hit them up for her next marriage.
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YesterdaysTrashQueen on June 13, 2008 - 10:16am
TEAM MEGA CUNTY!!!!!
I had to refresh to see the avie!!!!
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"Don't get me twisted with average fan losers you have encountered. I am not one of them."
"I am more of a manipulative bitch than a cunt"
"LOVE ANGELINA aka HEART ANGELINA"
LCT,
Is there a queue for spanking? Where does the line form?
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Run, it's the clergy!
Mimi, you're too old for this shit. Stop embarrassing yourself, your crappy music is already causing you enough damage!
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Submitted by BRADIFUL BITCH on June 13, 2008 - 10:19am.
Maybe you're allergic to cheap asses.
Gudzuntheit...or however you spell it.....
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Actually I think it's egos with elephantitis. Spank you!
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To Wong Foo - Thanks for everything.
Love Carrottopelina.
Submitted by LOVE CARROTTOP on June 13, 2008 - 9:21am.
Hahahah YTQ that is the best avi EVER.
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Thanks for the heads up - that's damn funny:)
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Lean Like A Chola
Hahahah YTQ that is the best avi EVER.
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To Wong Foo - Thanks for everything.
Love Carrottopelina.
Mariah was willing to pay for the wedding, but the way she hoped to pay for the wedding was through the sale of photos. No one was interested.
M'kay. Can you say delusions of grandeur? Good. I knew you could!
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Run, it's the clergy!
LOVE CARROTTOP on June 13, 2008 - 10:16am
Maybe you're allergic to cheap asses.
Gudzuntheit...or however you spell it.....
?&!
"Don't get me twisted with average fan losers you have encountered. I am not one of them."
"I am more of a manipulative bitch than a cunt"
"LOVE ANGELINA aka HEART ANGELINA"
Well shit. You go and get me all excited that these two didn't even last a quarter of a year but it's only that Mimi actually has to pay for something. GDI.
Mooorrrnniiinggg oookkkiieee, and angel_i, and PSL, and Sheeps, and Bradiful, and Your Mom, and everyone else. I just totally sneezed all over my screen.
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To Wong Foo - Thanks for everything.
Love Carrottopelina.
Submitted by BRADIFUL BITCH on June 13, 2008 - 10:14am.
I know this is like the international LUNATIC
holiday!! Grab the holy water and an ax!
Cunty cunty cunty!! LMAO.
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YesterdaysTrashQueen on June 13, 2008 - 10:11am
Somewhere in Japan, the Hello Kitty mayor weeps....
HI HWORE!!!!
oink oink, Happy Friday the 13th....
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"Don't get me twisted with average fan losers you have encountered. I am not one of them."
"I am more of a manipulative bitch than a cunt"
"LOVE ANGELINA aka HEART ANGELINA"
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She'll send him out for more pink tampons and he'll get the message while standing in the feminine hygiene section at Walgreens.
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soo funny i spit my coffee everywhere. genius.
Its 4:20. Do you know where your weed is?
"Dreamlover" was just on the radio....
I sang every word...
*bangs head with stapler*
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"Don't get me twisted with average fan losers you have encountered. I am not one of them."
"I am more of a manipulative bitch than a cunt"
"LOVE ANGELINA aka HEART ANGELINA"
wow, Toys-R-Us didn't want to pick up the
tab on this fiasco.
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"I love fast and I love hard."-MK
okay just a question here......is it me or does nick have the look of a caged animal? lol i guess he just realized he married a twelve year old cow? damn! anyone else here think she fucks with glitter lotion and high heels on?......that would be hot if it were anyone else.
Its 4:20. Do you know where your weed is?
What is it with these idiotic, cheapskate celebrities? They make all this money and then start bidding wars for their wedding pics and baby pics? And, do they really donate that money to charity?
I love it that no one was interested in her wedding pics.
OMG that is some seriously stellar writing. Cracked me the hell up!!
"the exclusive photos of her cotton candy bukkake fiesta"
ROTFLMAO!!!
And what exactly does it say when you call off your fabulous expression of divine love simply because no gossip rag is interested in paying for pics of you in costume?
I'll bet mimi threw a fucking FIT when she was informed.
Hmmm the paps are already bored with her marriage stunt. Poor hubby. Does he realize his presence is determined by the paps interest? Things aren't looking good for him. Bet she'll dump him via text message.
She'll send him out for more pink tampons and he'll get the message while standing in the feminine hygiene section at Walgreens.
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Surfing the apocalypse.
Submitted by oklahoma on June 13, 2008 - 9:04am.
YourMomAteTheTaco.. *snickers* Cooterbubble.. I bet she has those coming out of her nose!! LOL.. Yuck.. That was a good one you came up w/..
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Hey, Okie! Thanks...I must've pulled that one out of my ass because it's Friday...lol.
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In heaven, everything is fine. You've got your good things, and I've got mine.
YourMomAteTheTaco.. *snickers* Cooterbubble.. I bet she has those coming out of her nose!! LOL.. Yuck.. That was a good one you came up w/..
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I'm a soldier, I done told ya, don't Make me Fuck you up! Leave your head bust, I'm a head busta, man, I don't give a Fuck!
So she was basically hoping that a magazine, and not she, would ultimately pay for her wedding?
I hope this pancake-faced cooterbubble gets eaten by a big, green slimy monster.
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In heaven, everything is fine. You've got your good things, and I've got mine.
“Mariah was willing to pay for the wedding, but the way she hoped to pay for the wedding was through the sale of photos. No one was interested."
HAHAHAHA, she can't even give it away.
Cheap ass MiMi, you and Star Jones should have met first, GWAD knows she KNOWS how to not spend a dime either.
Hello Kitty, Good Bye Magazine cover....
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"Don't get me twisted with average fan losers you have encountered. I am not one of them."
"I am more of a manipulative bitch than a cunt"
"LOVE ANGELINA aka HEART ANGELINA"
LOL Miss Priss!!
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That look on Nick Cannons face is like : "Damn,I married this bitch, Too!!" *faints*
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I'm a soldier, I done told ya, don't Make me Fuck you up! Leave your head bust, I'm a head busta, man, I don't give a Fuck!
His eyes are speaking to the camera(ala Eddie Murphy doing his ice cream bit)...
"Look wha-at IIIIII got! I got Mar-iiiiiiiaaah. I got the caaaaaaash cow! I got the moooooooo-ney! And you don't haaaaaaaaaave it!"
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How little we understand what touches off that tingle,
That sudden explosion when two tingles intermingle. --Mrs. Kravitz
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ASK MABEL!!!
Come To The Site To Have Your Chance To WIN An Adorable Mr. Marbles T!!!
Nick Cannon looks like such a TOOL.
He bugs me as much as the Madden brothers, with their stupid looks on their faces....
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“Pamela and the kids have moved in with me. It’s awesome, man. It’s definitely working. We’ve only given it a try 800 times — 801, here we go"
-Tommy Lee
I hope to pay for my new house in Brentwood, but through the bank's giving me the money.
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"The fair thing would be, in electing the American president, to let everyone in the world vote, because it affects all of us. If there was a world vote, there’s no question who would win." (Chris Martin, non-American)
LOL
One of the topics in Hello Kitty mag
"Kitty Crazy". Pffft. so is my Bf.
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Excuse my manners
Because Mariah can't afford to pay for a huge party....
NO ONE CARES Mariah....we all know this is a farce...even your tattoos aren't fooling us.
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“Pamela and the kids have moved in with me. It’s awesome, man. It’s definitely working. We’ve only given it a try 800 times — 801, here we go"
-Tommy Lee
WTF??? She's not getting married because she can't afford it???
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Do you think I'm high right now? Do I seem high to you? No? Well, you're wrong - I'm totally high right now. - Super-High Me.
Lean Like A Chola
Wow, that really shows your love for your man by calling off your wedding cause a magazine wouldn't pay for it.. Rich, real rich Mariah!! Fucking Ho, already had a wedding anyways!!
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I'm a soldier, I done told ya, don't Make me Fuck you up! Leave your head bust, I'm a head busta, man, I don't give a Fuck!
No unicorn from Italia?