Friday, June 13th 2008
When Becks Met Justin
Becks, slowly step away from the douche. You do not want to be contaminated! Hopefully, Becks went home and bathed in period water. I know it's gross, but that's the only way to combat douche.
You can tell Becks has no idea what Justin Timberlake is saying. When Justin starts talking everybody but him only hears "douche douche douche." Becks is politely smiling and trying to figure out what the hell is coming out of d-bag's mouth.
Here's Becks with Justin at the Lakers-Celtics game last night.
ONTD, Wireimage
is all i'm sayin'......
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Give me an break. One of the only true LA fans is Jack Nicholson. These two posers are just at the game for publicity. Asshats.
double yuck
that last picture is like watching the douchetastic Spencer Pratt, clearly both graduated at University of Douche.
Justin next to Becks makes you realize how fugly and creepy Justin is. He has that yeah I'm str8 i swear face. Hooka please he just went to the game to check out Becks!
FIx that NOSE!
JT = Gonzo from the Muppets.
WTF is wrong with Justin in those pics? He looks rough and busted. What's the saying, "ridden hard and put away wet!"?
Damn!
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Virtue and Talent are obviously overrated.
'You can tell Becks has no idea what Justin Timberlake is saying. When Justin starts talking everybody but him only hears "douche douche douche."'
AHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!
I LOVE YOU MK!
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Thank you for flying Church of England, cake or death?
GO CELTICS!
I am big Beckham fan. I saw his personals ID on wealthy men for beautiful women site """"W e a l t h yR o m a n c e.c o m"""""" last week. What is he looking for on that site? just curious!
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That must be why we sucked so badly.
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"The fair thing would be, in electing the American president, to let everyone in the world vote, because it affects all of us. If there was a world vote, there’s no question who would win." (Chris Martin, non-American)
My friend won this contest last year to meet him before his concert so I went with her. He was like, 3 hours late showing up and we had to sit around STARVING with the other contest winners in the buffet room while all the dancers were eating this delicious food. I guess he was sort of nice when I met him but he did have that douche-air about him. I can't really explain it. Sort of a vibe you get when you're around a major douchebag. Anyway - he's also a little man.
Clarisse- He probably makes Mike Tyson sound like a barotone!
Kizzy & devilgirl,
Can you imagine him talking dirty to you???? Oh god, it would be like being chatted up by Micky Mouse!!!
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Run, it's the clergy!
Thanks for the "period water" comment. I'm drinking V8 right now and I'm about to puke.
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Clarisse, I haven't paid attention to the Cavs...sorry....but from what you say, it sounds like they didn't bother to show up for their series either.
Me too, M.E....I still love "Cry Me A River", and most of his "FutureSexx/LoveSounds" CD
I watched this game last night and they cut to these two too. I read about this at celebrityprayerlist.com as well.
Sorry, can't hate. I really like Justin's music.
Justin is telling Becks a big secret- he is bringing sexy back!
@Kizzy- Oh my god, the yapping and nipping that must go on. I bet the servants have to spray them with the hose during arguements and mating!
I don't get the Timberlake hate. I think he's talented & hot.
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Submitted by Clarisse on June 13, 2008 - 11:46am.
Kizzy,
LMAO me, too!! I am still surprised to hear that falsetto come out of that mouth. I think it's because he IS so hot, so muscular, and seems so much a manly man. It cracks me up!
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"His name is not 'fat shit cat,' it's Meatball...and he's eating your crab cakes."
♥♥ If you don't talk to your Cat about Catnip, who will? ♥♥
Justin shouldn't stand next to something as hot as that...
It makes him look even MORE "regular" than normal...
PSL,
You mean like the Cavs did in this years play-offs?
Fckrs.
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devilgirl on June 13, 2008 - 11:44am
Thank You!
I know what you mean about the Lakers.
Over.them.
On T: Ummmm, if I close my eyes, they would sound like my aunt's Canasta club.
?&!
"Don't get me twisted with average fan losers you have encountered. I am not one of them."
"I am more of a manipulative bitch than a cunt"
"LOVE ANGELINA aka HEART ANGELINA"
Kizzy,
God! I've heard him talk a hundred times, but it always shocks me! I'm lulled into a haze gazing at his hotness, then he says something and i always have a "What The FUCK!?!?" moment!
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Run, it's the clergy!
The Celtics deserve to win this series. I am a Laker Fan, but The Celts are playing better......it's like the Lakers aren't even showing up for the Finals....got too cocky, I guess.
Submitted by devilgirl on June 13, 2008 - 11:41am.
@Kizzy, Becks would have to be to have hooked up with the yappy Maltese he is married to!
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ROFLMFAO I bet an argument sounds like 2 chihuahuas barking at each other.
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"His name is not 'fat shit cat,' it's Meatball...and he's eating your crab cakes."
♥♥ If you don't talk to your Cat about Catnip, who will? ♥♥
I just don't like the way JT is looking at my Beckham. He better put that finger away, B/c no one is going to smell it!!
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I'm a soldier, I done told ya, don't Make me Fuck you up! Leave your head bust, I'm a head busta, man, I don't give a Fuck!
@BB I think they took the lead to 3-1. I am rooting for the Celts. Tired of the Laker bullshit!
Clarisse!! I'm right there w/ ya.. I love Becks. I'd let him talk into my oval hole using his high pitched voice.. I bet that'd tickle!! *daydreams*
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I'm a soldier, I done told ya, don't Make me Fuck you up! Leave your head bust, I'm a head busta, man, I don't give a Fuck!
Submitted by Clarisse on June 13, 2008 - 11:39am.
He is, he so is. I feel sorry for him, with that squeaky voice. I would so do nasty delicious things to him. But he'd have to stay silent. I'm afraid the minute he spoke, my panties would go back up on their own accord.
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"His name is not 'fat shit cat,' it's Meatball...and he's eating your crab cakes."
♥♥ If you don't talk to your Cat about Catnip, who will? ♥♥
I'd still love to be in between the two of them......anywhere,
I must be the only one left who thinks Justin is yummy.
@Kizzy, Becks would have to be to have hooked up with the yappy Maltese he is married to!
Period water.
Lovely.
Off Topic, sort of on Topic, Did Boston win the series?
I wanted/want them too.
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"Don't get me twisted with average fan losers you have encountered. I am not one of them."
"I am more of a manipulative bitch than a cunt"
"LOVE ANGELINA aka HEART ANGELINA"
I try to fight it, really i do, but Becks is just hotness.
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Run, it's the clergy!
Submitted by devilgirl on June 13, 2008 - 11:35am.
@Or those dog whistles!
LMAO That's it, we just can't hear what they're saying because that pitch cannot be detected by human ears. And we know Becks is part hound dog!!
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"His name is not 'fat shit cat,' it's Meatball...and he's eating your crab cakes."
♥♥ If you don't talk to your Cat about Catnip, who will? ♥♥
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Cause your mouth's writing checks that your ass can't cash.
Becks looks so yummy.
Justin looks busted.
MK you are killing me! lmao "Becks went home and bathed in period water. I know it's gross, but that's the only way to combat douche"
They remind me of each other.
@Or those dog whistles!
Submitted by devilgirl on June 13, 2008 - 11:30am.
ROFL-- You're right!! Besides, as high-pitched as both of their voices are, they probably just sound like mice squeaking at each other.
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"His name is not 'fat shit cat,' it's Meatball...and he's eating your crab cakes."
♥♥ If you don't talk to your Cat about Catnip, who will? ♥♥
Maybe Posh asked for David's help douching, and Becks thought it best to get tips directly from the source.
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"His name is not 'fat shit cat,' it's Meatball...and he's eating your crab cakes."
♥♥ If you don't talk to your Cat about Catnip, who will? ♥♥
@Kizzy- I think that they are probably confused as to what and where the whistling is coming from!
I think they should wrestle for me.
Nekkid.
I want to see them touch penises.
JT is a douche. Becks is awesome.
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Ce n'est pas une habitude; c'est cool.
Je me sens vivant.
Si vous ne l'avez pas, vous etes sur l'autre côte.
Submitted by devilgirl on June 13, 2008 - 11:22am.
I bet that was the meeting of the "MINDLESS"!
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WORD. When 2 airheads speak, do you suppose they have an actual conversation, or just listen to the sound of the wind whistling through their empty heads?
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"His name is not 'fat shit cat,' it's Meatball...and he's eating your crab cakes."
♥♥ If you don't talk to your Cat about Catnip, who will? ♥♥
"When Justin starts talking everybody but him only hears 'douche douche douche.'"
Hey MK: Don't you mean "squish squish squish?"
The first pic looks like JT is interview Becks with an air microphone.
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I bet that was the meeting of the "MINDLESS"! Bet they spoke about world politics, the gas crisis and how the fuck were they gonna be able to sneak away from Posh for a night of naughty boy fun! "they've only got 8 seconds to save the world!"